Chapter 3 "The Boy Struck by Lightning"
The summer breeze blew, stroking Xia Ke Shou's gentle hair, and in this small patrol car, beside the two uncles, the warmth in his heart suddenly lit up again.
"Sorry for the trouble! It's good to have you today! ”
"You young people, what's not good to play, play naked!" Lin Daxia said such a thing, but he didn't teach the juniors at all, and smiled sheepishly, "I said, Xiaoxia people have also turned white, and their personalities are cheerful, is it the effect of running naked in the rain, I knew that I wouldn't do laser skin rejuvenation!" My wife's spa is doing very well, it seems that if you want to have good skin, you can't do without water......"
Both in the back seat stared at each other.
Long Jiu looked at his big pie face with pores so thick that they could be stuffed into a toothpick, and said in his heart that this is still the effect after laser skin rejuvenation, so what would it look like before the laser.
Xia Keshou was thinking that Uncle Lin would not really go to the rain to run naked, and these changes in his body had nothing to do with running naked. Although I was faint at the time and didn't know the truth, should I tell him... This matter is obviously known to as few people as possible, Uncle Long has seen it just now, and there is no way, and he is obviously helping himself hide it... But Uncle Lin can be said to have saved his life that day, he is definitely a good person, and it doesn't seem like he should lie to him, in case he really runs naked......
The car stopped in front of the door of Building C, and while no one was entering or leaving, Long Jiu pulled Xia Keshou who was struggling and rushed into the stairwell.
Ran all the way to the 11th floor, both of them were out of breath, and their faces did not change color.
After entering room C1111, which is Long Jiu's house, the first thing he said to Xia Keshou was: "Don't call me uncle in the future, where do I look like uncle?" How old are you, and you still call me uncle. ”
"I'm just used to it, I call people who look like they're in their twenties, I'm nineteen years old, you look twenty-five or sixteen, it's like...... It really shouldn't be called uncle...... Then do I call you Brother Long? Sounds like the bad guys. Xia Keshou said weakly.
Long Jiu pursed his lips: "Don't call uncle, Brother Long, Brother Jiu, brother, hey, hey, just call it, feel free, if it's simple, just call your name, I'm a few years older than you." Look at that Lin Daxia, I call him uncle, you also call him uncle, and I call me uncle, what's going on, right? ”
He said this in his mouth, but he was very happy in his heart, he was thirty-four years old, and people said that he looked twenty-five or sixteen, and he pretended to be happy.
"Oh, brother, then, can you give some first... Wear it, I'm still ......" Xia Keshou pointed to his bottom.
Long Jiu took a relatively small set and threw it to him: "Let's wear it first, and then, let's talk about your business!" ”
Xia Keshou felt loose and saggy, stepped on the corners of his pants, stood next to Long Jiu, and compared his height: "Brother, you have 190, so tall!" ”
"I'm not 190, my net height is 189 cm, and you kid doesn't look like 170." Long Jiu stretched out his big hand and touched his head, showing that he knew him very well, "Now, let's talk about you, I saw it anyway." ”
"Actually, I don't know where to start, anyway, I must have been lying there all night." Xia Keshou thought about it and blinked twice.
"Then you didn't drown......"
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At this time, in the Jinxiu Paradise Community and its surroundings, people were surprised that there was no stagnant water in this area, and there were many discussions. However, the "culprit" that caused the water to disappear did not show even a single scale and half of its claws, which made the imagination infinite and empty, and all kinds of magical reasons could be touched but irrelevant.
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Lin Daxia looked at Building C thoughtfully.
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The more reliable and acceptable statement is that the plot has excellent feng shui, and there are dragon veins underground, which is blessed.
Prices in Jinxiu Paradise and the surrounding community skyrocketed in the days that followed.
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Xia Keshou said innocently: "Yes, didn't you also see it, there is no water, in fact, I don't know it myself, I fainted at the time." ”
Then he suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Brother, when did you arrive, do you have any other discoveries, maybe you can inspire me!" It's not that the bystanders are clear, at that time, you were the only one who could be regarded as a bystander. ”
Although this kid said it was very reasonable, why was it so unpleasant to hear. There is a saying that when you get cheap, you sell well.
"I, hehe......" Long Jiu smiled narrowly and took two bottles of ice water from the refrigerator, "I saw a naked man naked on the basketball court. Sleep, ......" Then he opened one of the bottles, drank half of it in one go, very comfortable, and threw the other bottle to Xia Keshou.
A little empty in his heart, Xia Keshou took the bottle and unconsciously began to twist the cap: "I didn't mean to be naked. If you sleep, you will wake up without clothes...... Yes! The lid opened, the water overflowed, spilling on the clothes, he quickly took a sip first, and then hurriedly wiped the clothes, "I...... Get your clothes wet. ”
"It's fine!" Long Jiu pulled a stool and sat down opposite him with a serious expression: "The purple thunder that loomed last night; The torrential rain that did not stop overnight poured like a sea. Then, the rain stopped suddenly, just three to five minutes before you woke up, it ended like a tornado, and I don't need to say more about the place where it finally disappeared. Also, I'll come out to look for you as soon as the rain stops. When I first ran out, there was standing water in the community, and here we go. ”
He pointed to his ankle and continued; "I watched the morning live broadcast, and the rest of the Lido is also raining, but it can't be compared to our community at all."
"Thank you...... If you didn't run over...... I'm really going to run naked! Xia Keshou said happily, then thought about it and felt that it was wrong, "But, how do you know that I am there!" I used to be very bored, and I went out in the middle of the night. ”
"Ahem, ahem...... Actually, I thought there was some strange treasure and wanted to pick up a treasure. Long Jiu choked on himself with a mouthful of water, "Unexpectedly, when I picked up someone and came back, when I first saw you, there was a layer of purple light." ”
He slapped his chest a few times and exhaled again: "Okay, I've said everything I need to say, that's all I've seen." The next thing is your choice, tell your own personal perception and let us keep this secret together, or kill me and keep the secret by yourself, it's up to you. Of course, if you choose the latter, I won't sit still, you are not the only one who has adventures! ”
Xia Keshou looked at Long Jiu, who stood up and was ready to fight, his heart was somewhat gloomy, and it was difficult to hide the look of loss in his eyes.
"Brother, why do you think so! People like me, look at it...... I, I'm such a person, you know, I used to ...... Me, can I tell you about it? ……”
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong! I was just joking with you just now, really, otherwise I would have dragged you home, what have you experienced before, tell my brother! …… Don't keep it in your heart if you have painful things! ”
Seeing that pure and flawless eyes became miserable and bitter, Long Jiu's heart was blocked, this child was too pure and melancholy, not suitable for such a joke......
"Then, you are not allowed to laugh at me......" Xia Keshou looked at Long Jiu.
For fear of a hint of wavering from his eyes, Long Jiu quickly said, "You must not laugh!" Tell me, treat me like your real brother! ”
Long Jiu made himself look as sincere as possible, and looked at Xia Keshou, who was stunned, he panicked: "That, I said, are you okay...... You don't think you have a bastard brother, right? ”
Xia Keshou shook his head: "I have no relatives. ”
Then he began to tell everything he could remember.
Listening to his narration, the expression on Long Jiu's face gradually changed from gentle encouragement at the beginning to sighing and sorrow, and then to anger and heartache later, and before he knew it, he was wet with tears.
When the case was finally taken, he was still wiping his nose with a tissue with one hand, but he didn't realize it.
"What a Lin hero!"
"Uncle Lin is a good person, brother! He saved me! Xia Keshou said anxiously.
"I know, I'm a good person, and my wording habits are a little different from ordinary people." Long Jiu waved his hand, "Look, the literal meaning is the original meaning of these words, good!" Piece! Lin Daxia! He's good, that's what it means. ”
"Oh... The main thing is that your table is slamming so loudly that it feels like you're going to kill him. Xia Ke said quietly.
Long Jiu touched his head: "How come, Uncle Lin is a friend I can talk to." It's really a loss to him, otherwise you would definitely be more and less lucky that time, and it would not be in vain for me to rub him so many times...... I've decided to treat him to a good meal today! Hahahaha! ”
This is the real joke between friends, Xia Keshou seemed to hear the sound of the heavy shackles wrapped around his heart breaking and falling to the ground one after another, shattering into dust.
"Well, then I'm going to invite him too, a few more times, and you! I, I finally have a friend, brother, you really think of me as a friend, don't you? Xia Keshou cried with joy, and unreservedly complained of many years of pain, as if he had let go of a thousand pounds of heavy burden, and suddenly relaxed.
Long Jiu wiped the tears on his cheeks: "What are you talking about, we are brothers, your brother is not called in vain." ”
Then his face turned hideous: "I'll write a book for you, those scum who have lived by bullying you since childhood, if I don't write about them, I won't be a popular Internet writer!" ”
He poured the remaining half of the bottle of water into his mouth, then went to the computer, created a new folder, and came up with a title, which was his usual style.
Xia Keshou also took a sip of water and ran over with joy.
When he saw the name of the new book, he couldn't laugh or cry; "Brother, are you going to write them to death, or to write me to death......"
"The Boy Who Was Struck to Death by Lightning"
Long Jiu was embarrassed, and hurriedly moved the cursor one square, deleted the dead word and changed it to another word, "Mistake!" Mistake! ”
And then there was "The Boy Who Was Struck by Lightning".
Xia Ke kept his heart and said that I was struck by thunder no matter what: "But I really have to thank this thunderstorm, otherwise...... I'm afraid I'm really unlucky. ”
Sensing that Xia Shou was a little depressed, Long Jiu slapped the table: "Yes, you kid, I was almost fooled by you, the most important thing is not to talk about it, yesterday's thunder and today's rain, focus on it!" ”
Xia Keshou talked about his experiences and feelings since last night: "In short, my body was already heavy and difficult to return at that time, and new injuries and old problems occurred at the same time!" I can't think of anything else that saved me other than this strange thunderstorm...... Unless, it was your brother who saved it, and there is something unspeakable......"
Long Jiu laughed out loud embarrassedly: "I wish I had such great ability" Then he had a flash of inspiration and looked at Xia Keshou, "By the way, if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future, you kid tossed around like this all night, didn't you get any special ability!" ”
Xia Keshou smiled faintly: "Special ability, I don't know if this counts." ”