I glanced at Zhang Yiyi, and then looked at the girl next to her, this girl's name is Chen Xiaohui, I almost heard Chen Xiaoxiao just now, how are these two people's names close, could they be relatives, I was about to ask, Chen Xiaohui preemptively said: "Don't worry, I have nothing to do with Chen Xiaoxiao, we are not relatives, but the names are a bit similar, don't be afraid." ”

I said how do you know what I want to ask, and what I'm afraid of, so I don't have to be afraid, Chen Xiaohui said happily: "What about you, we all want to know, you have been with Chen Xiaoxiao, so when you hear my name, you will definitely think like this, look at your expression and know what you want to ask, I will answer first, what's the matter, am I smart?" ”

I said that she was very smart, but women are too smart and not good, and they are not easy to deceive, so they will be happy after speaking, and look at her twice: "Hello guys, how can you say that you are my fans." ”

Zhang Yiyi was amused by me and said with a smile: "Of course, if it weren't for a little devil standing in your way, I would have planned to chase you, but unfortunately, with that little devil in the way, no one can get close to you." ”

I muttered a little and asked her who the little devil was, Zhang Yiyi said, "Who else will there be besides Xu Jie, or will you change it recently, little brother?" ”

I said I didn't change it, why is Xu Jie a little devil?

Zhang Yiyi explained: "Who doesn't know in Hanoi, her father is a big bastard, Deng Chen just said that she disappeared for a few days after a few words, and finally committed suicide, who dares to provoke her, what is it if she is not a little devil, she is also focused on you, and then you and her are also together, we naturally dare not approach you, you know no, when you were with Xu Jie, I was still crying." ”

I glanced at Zhang Yiyi, then took out my mobile phone, turned on the recording and said to her, "Please repeat what you just said." ”

After Zhang Yiyi glanced at me, she said into the phone: "Xu Jie is so beautiful, Chen Ge, it is your blessing that you can be with her, how can you hook up with me indiscriminately?" ”

Before she finished speaking, I put away my phone and shouted that you are more fake than me, and she couldn't keep her mouth shut with Chen Xiaohuile.

I'm also happy, these two girls are quite interesting, making jokes, I usually have a good impression of such people.

Chen Xiaohui said again at this time: "Little brother, you are really as fun as the rumors, no wonder so many girls in our school like you, if you break up with Xu Jie, you will definitely chase you with a lot of girls, you know, many of this school are graduated from Hanoi, you just don't know you, but everyone must know you." ”

I said how am I famous? She nodded, and just as I was about to speak, a teacher came in at the door and said, "Quiet, everyone be quiet." ”

It was a very lively class, and as soon as the teacher came in, it was suddenly quiet, and I also turned around, and didn't continue to tease the two girls, the teacher continued: "Let me introduce myself first, my surname is Cai, a single word is a Xi word, you can call me Teacher Cai, or Lao Cai, Brother Xi, whatever you want, and there are few things you like, and there are quite a lot of things you hate......"

Then he talked some nonsense, and I was confused, basically talking about himself, that is, the girls in the front row were very excited, because this teacher was young and very handsome, wearing professional clothes, but wearing a colorful tie, and his hair was all neglected behind his head, unlike those old-fashioned teachers, he seemed very individual.

After Lao Cai introduced himself, he asked people to introduce himself on the podium, and then he looked at me and said: "The one over there is not as handsome as me, not as tall as me, and you know that women are not good at a glance, you come up first, I know what I just said, so that you all want to sleep, I can only wronged you, let everyone see your dignity, wake up, introduce yourself according to the format I just had, a little less, and punish you for copying eight honors and eight shames ten times." ”

After he finished speaking, he looked at me happily, and everyone in the class was happy, Zhou Fat laughed the loudest, I was a little angry, this girl's display is obviously to give me a dismount, I didn't listen to anything just now, he said so much, I only remember his name, how can I follow his format?

I got up and walked towards the podium, said two words, Chen Ge, and walked off the stage, Lao Cai shouted again: "Okay, give me fifty times tomorrow with eight honors and eight shames." ”

I turned around and raised my right hand with my left hand, my right hand was still dangling, and I said with a pompous expression: "Teacher, my hand is broken, and I can't copy it." ”

Lao Cai was happy again, saying that you can fake it again? I said teacher, why are you scolding, Lao Cai said with a thick face: "No, you are not a scolding, it is a verb and an adjective, indicating that I have strong doubts about you, by the way, I forgot to say, I am a Chinese teacher." ”

After he finished speaking, the people in the class were happy again, and it was loud, and I thought for a while and said, "Okay, you fucking wait, I'll fucking write to you right away." ”

After finishing the matter, he added, saying that I am not scolding, it means that I am going to copy the eight honors and eight shames I am very excited, and I want to make me suffer, hum, Lao Tzu will be your army, I was about to go back to my seat, but I heard Lao Cai say, since you are so excited, copy it again fifty times.

I wanted to go back and say I was wrong, but he didn't give me a chance at all, and the whole class laughed like crazy anyway, and I was the only one who didn't laugh.

When I got back to my seat, I was a little sullen, this teacher looked very troublesome, and it would definitely be a lot of trouble in the future.

The next thing is to introduce myself, there is nothing to say, there is a hedgehog head, he looks very arrogant, standing there yelling, as if he is afraid that others will not know that he exists, I think this guy should be regarded as the thorn head of this class.

Of course, this guy was also copied by Lao Cai for various reasons, this Lao Cai is very smart, knows how to pick a thorn and establish prestige, but I am quite puzzled, the hedgehog head is the kind of gangster at first glance, but I don't look like it, why is the first target to be me?

After the introduction, Lao Cai said: "I will send out the clothes for military training for a while, hold a meeting for dormitory students in the evening, start military training tomorrow, and finally hope everyone has a good time." ”

After he finished speaking, the whole class applauded, the atmosphere was warm, and then, the teacher called the two students out, went out to get clothes, as soon as he left, the class was chaotic again, I sat in the corner, I felt very bored, I wanted to go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, anyway, no one cares now.

Asked Zhou Pang if he was going, Zhou Pang shook his head and said no, he was afraid that the teacher would come back, Zhou Pang was a student like that, at first glance, he was the kind of honest child, and I didn't force him, so I went out of the classroom alone.

Our first year of high school class 2 is on the first floor, the building here is the same as the middle school, basically three classes and one building, that is, the first year of high school and the second year of high school and the third year of high school are separated, because there are many classes, there are 14 classes in the first year of junior high school, almost five floors.

I ran to the school toilet, there are not many people over there, but they are basically bastards, too, it is estimated that those bastards who have the courage to escape and smoke now are the bastards, I also saw Li Jiaxin, he was happy to see me, and asked me to come.

I nodded, then lit another cigarette and started smoking, chatting with Li Jiaxin while smoking, this guy is in class 3, right next to me.

The person next to Li Jiaxin hummed and asked me about that class, and the tone of his voice was very uncomfortable, so I ignored the person directly, but Li Jiaxin smiled and said, "This is my dormitory buddy, old cat, what's wrong?" ”

The old cat pushed Li Jiaxin away, looked at me and said, "Your class, what about you, are you deaf?" ”

I looked up at him and said, "Class 2, what's wrong?" ”

Li Jiaxin may have seen that the atmosphere was a little wrong, so she hurriedly stood in the middle and said, "Little brother, this person is an old cat from Class 1." ”

I knew what Li Jiaxin meant, that is, let me give that old cat a little face, and I didn't want to cause trouble, so I said happily: "Hello, Brother Cat." ”

The old cat raised his voice and said: "Class 2, it's the big head of their class, don't you know the big head, the bearer of your class." ”

The tone of those words was the same as that of the so-called big heads who were one level lower than them, and they were several levels higher than me.

I thought to myself, this is a nominal key high school, and it's not bad, but I ignored him, and after a while, a few more people came in, the hedgehog head of our class, and I saw the old cat looking at the hedgehog head and said, "Big head, I just mentioned you." ”

It turns out that the hedgehog head is the big head, no wonder his head is big, the big head may know the old cat, so he smiled and said: "What's the matter, what about me?" ”

The old cat said no, and pointed to it, "Your class?" It's quite impulsive. ”

As soon as I heard this, I knew that this guy was deliberately looking for trouble, and he still let the big head find me trouble.

Sure enough, after hearing this, the big head came to me, poked me and said, "Dude, we just met, give me a cigarette?" ”

I just finished smoking the cigarette in my mouth, so I threw the cigarette on the ground, stepped on it a few times, and was very unhappy, ignoring the big head, and turned around to go out, but the big head dragged me and said, "Yo, awesome, you're fucking unhappy, aren't you?" ”

I turned around, and just wanted to speak, Li Jiaxin hurriedly came up to persuade him, saying What are you doing, it's all my brother, don't do this, the big head let go of my hand, and then slapped Li Jiaxin and said, "Who the are you?" Who is your brother? Go aside, or you'll be beaten. ”

Li Jiaxin covered her face and stared at the big head, but she didn't dare to get on, at this time the old cat came over to pull Li Jiaxin, saying that this was a matter of another class, and it was not his turn to interfere, Li Jiaxin looked at me, I sighed and said: "Jiaxin, you go to the side, just look at it." ”

Li Jiaxin didn't move after hearing this, and then the big head went up again, pointed at me with his finger and said: "Stupid, this is not your middle school there, in the south of the city, behave in a way, pay attention, don't be too arrogant, it's not good for yourself." ”

I slapped his hand away, and then said to him: "I don't like people I don't know to touch me, you pay attention, and how arrogant I go there." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for him to reply, looking at his underbeaten face, he couldn't help it, clenched his fists, and then punched him directly in the face!