[701] Heng Seed
I have been longing, even expecting a car, to drive quickly, and then when I was about to turn my head, and then suddenly I saw the broken police car at sunset, and then rushed up to the car that shone in the sunset, followed by a few scoldings, "Whose car is this, how is it parked like this, there is a parking space that does not stop, just put it like this, it is really no quality, no education, no humanity, no brain, no daughter-in-law, no "
I'm happy when I think about it, but what makes me even more surprised is that after so long, I haven't found a single car, and there are indeed a lot of cars entering the community, but I don't know if I really don't live here, or I am willing to take a long detour and spend a little more fuel.
I touched my head a little depressed, and waited for another 10 minutes, there were 3 or 4 cars, all of them were far away, and they didn't turn to the sunset at all, in fact, they definitely couldn't see the sunset car when they entered the door, only after turning the corner to see the sunset car, they only had two ways to see it, either hit it, or reverse it,
I squatted around the bend, waiting for the hapless kid to approach the road, and then turn the corner,
Those two methods, under normal circumstances, everyone generally chooses the latter, unless Lin Yifei, who drank too much, came, and there was Huixu in the car, then he was not allowed to crash into it, and the premise was that he didn't know that it was a notoriously unreasonable sunset car.
A cool breeze blew, I shivered, to be honest, it was really a little cold, I looked around again, and found that there was really no car coming, I was a little depressed and wanted to give up, a car flashed its headlights and drove towards me,
I was immediately happy, and thought to myself, "It's coming," and then I smiled, and crouched down again, took out my cigarette, and looked at the passing vehicles.
It was a Honda car, driving to the side, a very chic turn, followed, a sudden brake, and then the car stopped, after stopping, the driver's door opened, and then came down a middle-aged man with glasses, this man turned several corners to Fei Ge's Dapa, and the side of the police car at sunset, and then stretched out his foot and kicked the sunset wheel, followed by his glasses "Who the is this, why do you park like this, isn't there something wrong with this?" Then he looked around, "This community, it's not suitable to honk the horn, does this person have a driver's license, does he have the quality, so park." ”
"Nonsense, of course there is no quality." I thought about it for a moment and said,
After he finished speaking, he began to spin in circles again, and I could see that he was quite angry.
I took a puff of cigarette and smiled, but didn't speak, just looked at him very quietly.
At this time, the co-pilot's door opened, and a woman got out of the car, and after getting out of the car, the woman trotted a few steps, ran to the side of the man, and put her arm around him, "How did I answer a call, you came here, you have been here so many times, I always tell you to go around from that side, why don't you listen to it this time." ”
The man stretched out his hand and pointed, "It's close here, it's not that I can't come over, so I've come over, I've always been curious, why do you always let me go around from that side, that side is far away, I just saw you calling, I passed from this side, who knows that there is a car parked here, it's not good to stop, and other cars can't pass, why is it so unqualified." ”
The woman sighed, "I don't know what's going on here, I've lived here for so many years. ”
"Then is it wrong for me to go?"
"I've lived here for 5 or 6 years, I don't know better than you, it's okay now, you don't want to get close, every time I let you go around from there, this time I'll answer a phone call, why did you come around here, today it's really back, this car is really parked here, sometimes the car is mainly out, there is no car parked here, you can pass, but this turn is too troublesome, and you have to retreat, and few people come to try their luck to see if the owner is not there."
The man was angry, and stretched out his finger and pointed, "Then what's going on with this car, I'll ask you, is there such a parking person, who is the owner of this car, and this community belongs to their family." ”
The woman sighed, "It turned out that a car was parked like this, and there was a horizontal seed living in this unit, and it has been parked like this for many years, and someone began to take care of it, and the horizontal seed his father, to discipline the horizontal species, but, how to discipline the horizontal species, the horizontal species will find a way to refract it on your body, we still don't cause this trouble, and it's not a day or two, in fact, I always thought that there was only one horizontal species here, but today I came over to know that there was another horizontal species in this unit, It's just that this new horizontal seed is more horizontal, and the car is inclined to the side of the horizontal seed, and the horizontal seed reversing can't be reversed, and the new horizontal seed is more horizontal, and the car is much more horizontal than that one, you look at the license plate, or the government. ”
"Where did you get so many horizontal seeds in your community, it's still a police car, and this time it's a government car."
"I'm wondering too." The woman patted her head, "You said that the bandits are all soldiers now, you let the two of them face each other, I just want to see, who is more horizontal, it's not bad, it's good to watch the excitement, if there is something wrong, I really want to watch it here, and after a while, these two are planted together, who is more powerful." ”
After listening to this woman's words, I couldn't hold back my "haha" and laughed,
The woman and the man turned to look at me.
I stretched out my hand to them, "You continue, you continue." ”
"What are you doing, young man?" The woman asked,
I smiled and stretched out my finger and pointed at Fei Ge's plane, "I'm not the new horizontal species you said, I am also the same as you, the same astray person, I can't stop the car, and I can't get by, I don't want to go back, so I just leaned behind his car, so he couldn't move, it's good, I'm a quality and educated person, it's different from the horizontal species you said." ”
When the woman heard this, she smiled, "Young man, good job, really relieved, just block him" After finishing speaking, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the police car at sunset, "Look at the government car, he still dares to hit it." ”
I was depressed in my heart, "Nonsense, of course the sunset dared to hit it" but I just didn't say it,
The man walked up to me, reached out and took out a cigarette, and handed it to me, "Good job, young man, come, come, smoke." ”
I stood up, smiled, took the cigarette, and lit it again.
Then the woman came over, "Let's go quickly, Mom and Dad are still waiting at home." ”
The man nodded, and then looked at the police car vigorously, "Young man, it's good, there's no place to live at night, I'll arrange for you, just talk, I won't look at her anymore, I started laughing while driving,
We both laughed at each other,
Sure enough, I laughed at the beginning, and Xiyu stopped laughing,