A few of us stumbled and supported each other, like five people picking up rags, covered in blood and sludge, and many people looked sideways because we were around the school.

"Mumu, is there something wrong?" I asked anxiously with my back on his back.

"It's nothing to do, I can't die, I moved a little just now, I can move all over, there shouldn't be a fracture, at most it's a soft tissue contusion!!" Wang Mumu leaned on my shoulder and said a little uncomfortable.

"Stop the and go to the hospital!" Lei Lei held Wang Mumu's big buttocks, and said anxiously, because I was also a little out of strength, I really couldn't resist him, so I could only let Lei Lei support him in the back.

"Don't spend money on JB, I know my own injuries, it's fine, I want to lie down for a while now!!" Wang Mumu has always been more picky, belonging to the lord who sacrifices his life and does not give up his money, my money is his money, so he is not willing to spend any more.

"It's really okay, if the money is not enough, it's a big deal that I'll be scolded, just ask my dad to ask!!" Chenchen showed an open expression, although his family has money, but Chenchen has never gotten along with his father, it's no problem to ask for money, but you want me to scold, this is his father's style, his father said that he is more rebellious, and he is still in adolescence, he has to be beaten if he has nothing to do, I have never seen it, he is still rebellious at the age of 20, I am speechless about this.

"You guys are all inkblots, JB, I said no, just buy some disinfectant and gauze, don't let me say it a third time, OK?" Wang Mumu was a little angry, and he was going to play with his life again.

"I have concluded, you are a slut, aren't we afraid that you will die! I can't hear it, it's enough! Zhang Wei covered his chin and scolded Wang Mumu.

"Don't JB, hurry up to the pharmacy, I'll meet Cao Deshuang in a while, it's time to play football again, hurry up!" I'm really scared, the way we look is too provocative, like five African refugees, we can't go without attention, it's going to run into the school teacher, and it's a fucking thing.

We trotted all the way to a pharmacy, rushed in, I put Wang Mumu on the stool at the door, took out the money and handed it to Lei Lei, and asked him to buy disinfection supplies, after all, he is more professional, because his personality is a little crazy, often injured, so he is more good at buying things.

Wang Mumu is an idle person, no matter how injured he is, he can't change his cheap mouth and the temperament of a pretend B seller who goes deep into the bone marrow, so when he saw the beauty of the health care product counter and the beautiful eyebrows in a nurse's clothes, he immediately shook his hair full of sludge.

"Lift me up!" Wang Mumu said politely to me.

I don't know what he's going to do, because I've been with her for so many years, and I've never figured out his character, you never know what a terrible thing he's going to do in the next second, after all, he's got a serious injury because I'm seriously injured, and I can only fulfill his wish and help him up again.

"Go to the health supplement counter!" Wang Mumu's voice was still calm, I still did it, and gently helped him slowly walk to the health care product counter.

"Hello sir, is there anything you can do to help you?" The nurse sister is sweet and good-looking, but some of them were frightened by Wang Mumu and my appearance, and she stammered a little.

"Hello, is there a Durex?" Wang Mumu's every move was full of aristocratic momentum, and he said in a hoarse voice.

"Uh, yes!" The little nurse, who was about the same age as us, blushed when asked, and replied shyly.

"Get me a box of apple-flavored ones!" Wang Mumu had a righteous face, his voice was calm, and I had a black line on my head and a hot face.

"Good" The little nurse's face was red as if she could drip blood, people buy this thing, and point to the box on the counter with their fingers, which is so direct.

Wang Mumu took the condom, opened the box elegantly, wiped it calmly, the sludge and blood stains on his hands, gently tore open a packaging bag, and took out the condom directly.

I want to die, this stupid B is so embarrassing, the nurse's face is not red anymore, because she looks at us as if she is looking at a mentally ill person, full of sympathy and pity, as an angel in white, how can she deal with two mentally ill people, I look at her eyes, that worn-out heart is broken and broken.

"Holy shit, are you normal?" I whispered in Wang Mumu's ear and tugged at his arm.

"I'll look at the quality!" Wang Mumu replied to me, still doing his own thing, the most shocking scene of this century appeared, Wang Mumu shamelessly spat at the mouth, opened the condom, and began to blow, looking extremely serious.

"Whew!"

The condom blew bigger and bigger, directly blocking Wang Mumu's old face, I watched from behind, my jaw was about to fall off, this stupid B lung capacity was too strong, and the condom was blown directly as big as a human head in one breath, I secretly glanced at the nurse, she was already messy, and her big eyes were full of confusion.

"Oops, I'll wipe it, I can't blow you yet!" Wang Mumu pinched the entrance of the sleeve, took a breath, said viciously, and continued to blow.

Disheveled!

The set was broken, this may be the first set to be blown apart in this century, Wang Mumu clicked his lips, glanced at the nurse with melancholy eyes, and said calmly: "This is not quite suitable for me, not very strong!" ”

The nurse was speechless, did not speak, just looked at him sympathetically, I had left him alone, sat on the stool and pretended not to know him.

After this scene, it was widely spread in our city, and for a time Wang Mumu was almost carved into a god-like figure, close to totemic worship.

Out of the pharmacy, we were speechless for a long time, held back for a long time, we were daxiao, Lei Lei was even more exaggerated, holding his stomach, lying on Chenchen's back and convulsing, tears of laughter came out.

"Haha Wang Mumu's son lied, you definitely had a vision of heaven and earth when you were born, you are a stupid B who has not produced a single one in five hundred years, I used to think that Xiao Fei's face was already very good B, your face is simply the steel plate of the aircraft carrier!" Lei Lei said intermittently.

"Wang Mumu, let me ask you a question, did your mother conceive you for three years before giving birth to you, you are the modern version of Little Nezha, too JB!!" Zhang Wei lost Wang Mumu.

"You know a JB, I'm just bored, tease the little nurse, maybe I won't see each other in my life, what's there to be ashamed!!" Wang Mumu looked indifferent.

A few of us laughed and scolded Wang Mumu, talking and laughing like a dormitory, and when we passed by the supermarket, we bought a lot of beer and drinks, ready to drink.