It's just that he's not handsome enough.

Speaking of which, she usually helps hundreds of people solve all kinds of emotional problems like her intimate sister, and she is good at it. Now that I put it on myself, I am of course annoyed that I have done it so cheaply.

She has also answered questions like "how to behave when encountering an ex-boyfriend" before, at that time, how handsome she was, and the other party's eyes were bright!

"Woody. Allen says that you can live a long life if you give up everything that makes you want to live a long life. If you can always think of yourself as his friend, he will always drink with you; If you had taken yourself as his prey in the first place, waiting for you, ahem, there was only a shotgun. Test Text Watermark 3. Mentality is very important, and you have already broken up, so it is better for you to carry a shotgun and have a drink with him. If there's a new girlfriend next to him, your waist should be stiffer. Men always say that women are like clothes, cough, sister is a brand you can't afford to wear! Tsk, there should be this style. ”

Well, it's really simple to float on her mouth, but in fact——— she's really not handsome enough.

Not only is it not handsome, it is simply ugly. She also dragged Zhang Jin for half a street!

Angry kicking two people stopped,

Zhang Jin stood with his waist propped up for a while, and laughed, "You are really good, you can run so fast with such high heels." Test Text Watermark 5. ”

The face was flushed, like a monkey's ass.

Zhang Jin respected her, didn't ask in detail, and continued as usual.

Although he tried to pretend to be okay on his face, it could be seen that people were still listless until they got on the plane and went home the next day.

Taking advantage of Zhang Jin's time to go to the bathroom, Wei Xiaobai picked his chin with one finger, "Baby, what's wrong, it's like smoking opium paste." Test Text Watermark 1. He chuckled and whispered, leaned over and kissed her on the lips,

The chin was gently rubbed by his thumb, his eyes were watery, and he leaned up and kissed his lips.

"Xiaobai,"

"Hmm."

Obviously, he wanted to say something. She wanted to discuss with Xiaobai about her "not handsome enough" problem, but knowing that Xiaobai had a grudge against Zheng Jing and them, it seemed that it was inappropriate to talk to him. In the end, she held back.

"You say, Sun Wukong was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, what should I do if I urinate?"

So Gao Yan is also a thief, she sometimes has a very bright brain, left and right, and the ghost comes when she opens her mouth. Test Text Watermark 5.

Of course, Wei Xiaobai knew that she didn't want to tell the truth, but he didn't force her, she would follow her whatever she wanted. didn't look strange at all, sat upright, resting his head comfortably on the back of the chair,

"I think there are several explanations for this. It is possible that the mountain on the back is hard, but the soil under the body is soft, and if you think of the monkey with steel and iron bones, the rod under the crotch must also be very hard, and it is not a problem to poke a hole to irrigate the earth. Test Text Watermark 2. It is possible that this monkey has been beaten for 500 years, and it does not need to be excreted, otherwise it can't even beat Sister Guanyin after it comes out. Actually, what I'm more concerned about is how he solves the problem of '' after 500 years of pressure, how he is so energetic, how to vent——"

Wei Xiaobai finally giggled, Wei Xiaobai was still leaning back in the chair, but his head was tilted over, and he raised a hand and pinched her chin, "Laughing?" How much is it worth worrying about like that, if you want to open it, you know if you can't. ”

He nodded. Looking out the window, I felt better. Test text watermark 8.

Of course, it's not so entangled, but I still want to tell people, there must be only the Dutch sister. This time, Yanai said all the "puff puff" of pouring beans to his Dutch sister.

The Dutch sister also fully "affirmed" her "not handsome enough", but also analyzed it objectively, after all, this is the first time she has dealt with the breakup problem, she has little experience, and this kind of thing is highly technical, so it is understandable that she is doing a miserable job. Ya Nei felt more comfortable.

On this day, Huang Dongdong asked Yanai to try the dishes together, and it happened that his Dutch sister was also "contacting customers" near there, and the three of them made an appointment together. Test Text Watermark 1.

Yanei's mouth is tricky, as soon as she eats good things, she is a quasi-child, and the biggest thing is that when she eats, she can roughly say the ingredients used, ** not far from ten. Therefore, as soon as Huang Dongdong found out where there were vegetables to make sharp eyes, he took Yanei to try the dishes, which was actually "stealing the teacher".

This restaurant is good, and it has a good name, called "Garden Dream". Zhengjiang Han Road, newly opened, is estimated to be a super demonic place in the future. Eating while listening to the play, the boss is far-sighted, and now those second ancestors who like to burn money love to go to the word "Ya". Test Text Watermark 9.

"This family's mutton is so good that it's a stick," Dongdong was very excited,

"Is it a saucy or a burn?" The Dutch sister asked with a frown. Huang Dongdong sometimes has a bit of a big tongue.

Huang Dongdong smiled evilly, "It's sassy and burning." He has a big tongue that can't be straightened, and there is still no distinction between "sao" and "burn", no matter how bad it is, it still sounds the same.

"If you eat mutton, you need some red wine." He said as he lit a cigarette. She is now more and more good at the smell of smoke, and she doesn't smoke much, but she must be in a good mood when she smokes one. Test Text Watermark 1.

"Of course there is red wine. They are still 'Loulan Qianhong' here. Dongdong also took a cigarette and lit it, and she smoked the best cigarettes.

My Dutch sister can smoke, but her throat is dry these days, so she can take it easy.

"'Loulan Qianhong', the one from Turpan?" The Netherlands was ordering a play, and I asked casually,

"Well, it should be that ,——" Dongdong nodded, and as he spoke, the beautiful waitress brought the wine,

The hand holding the cigarette plucked the wine bottle, "Well, it's Turpan's 'Loulan Qianhong', not bad, this is the best domestic red wine." Test Text Watermark 9. Besides, the red wine of the Western Regions is the best companion to mutton, 'cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure, you will have to drink 300 cups', why not pigs or chickens? The reason is that Li Bai is not a Han Chinese, and of course he is not afraid of sheep's faces. She laughed to herself. Squinted slightly and took a puff of cigarette, looking flirtatious but extremely comfortable.

"Listen to this, "Three Drunks". The Dutch sister lit the playbook. The play is dominated by Kunqu Opera, and it is really extraordinary to drink red wine and taste sheep's cheeks.

Both Qian and Dongdong agreed, and the three of them expressed their good impression of Lu Dongbin.

The Dutch sister was handing the ordered script to the beautiful waitress, and raised her eyes, "Huh? He sighed, and then looked at Yanai,———

Yanai also saw it,

I just put the cigarette between my fingers and put it to my mouth, and my smile froze there!

Dutch sister just wants to sigh, you said that it is also painful to break up with Yanai, the key is that her breakup is different from ordinary people, people are singular, she is plural, which is bound to meet old friends everywhere.

Who's that, isn't that nonsense?

cough, I just met Xiaoliu in Beijing, and a few days after returning from Wuhan, I met Hu Lai———

The point is, there is more sadness down there,

I heard the sweet voice of a beautiful little Dan on the stage,

"Distinguished guests, I'm very sorry for the delay in the play you just ordered. Now he is performing the store's top play "Dream in the Garden", and Mr. Hu Lai wishes his fiancée, Miss Chuyi, a young lady, good academic progress. ———”

A piece of soot fell from Yanai's hand, and gradually, it dimmed. ———

(Well, I just want to say, I'm the female protagonist, the direction of the story, the young lady said, it's very interesting.) Hehe, no further ado. ）

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