Chapter 908: The End of Comedy

The host smiled and said, "Okay, that's the end of the joke, so let me explain the rules of the game in detail." Kiss competition, as the name suggests, is of course a kiss between couples, but if it is just kissing, it is longer than which couple kisses, it is too unchallenging, and it is a waste of time, and this game was also held last week, at that time, because we did not set the rules, longer than whom, as a result, three of the couples kissed for more than half an hour and did not decide the winner, and finally we had to prepare three first prizes. Then this week's difficulty is increased, and the requirement is that one of the parties picks up the other and kisses. If any foot of the picked up party touches the ground, it is considered to be eliminated. ”

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I asked Lin Yuyang: "Melodious, do you say that Liang Zhu on the stage looks like the two of us?" ”

"Not really."

"Isn't it like? Let's be the realistic version of Liang Zhu, okay? Your Lin family has a big business, and you look down on my little dick, but the two of us are stronger than Jin, and no one can stop the two of us from being together. ”

Lin Youyang pinched my arm and said, "Shi Xiaoren, why are you so conscienceless?" Isn't my dad good to you? When did you have an accident, and my dad didn't do his best to help you? Don't talk about it from afar, let's just talk about Wang An's matter this time, my dad didn't know at the time that you still installed a bugging device in the bar, don't you still have to go to Zhao Yong to fish it out for you? ”

"Yes. I'll admit it, Uncle Lin didn't say that to me, but you said Aunt Su, isn't it annoying to me? We seem to have met three times, right? Seen three times. Count me down three times, and she doesn't look down on me at all. ”

Lin Youyang glanced at me with disdain and said, "You said you are a big man, why are you still holding grudges so much?" Then no matter how wrong my mother is, isn't she also an elder? Can you still hold a grudge against her because of this? ”

"What do you hate, I'm just muttering a few words, just for her sake of raising my Lin Xiaohua so big, I can't hold a grudge against her, right? Hey hey reads;. I smiled at Lin melodiously twice.

After watching this "Liang Zhu", just when the audience was about to retreat, the host on the stage suddenly spoke. [Fast update, refreshing website pages, few advertisements, I like this kind of website the most, I must praise it] He said: "Audience friends, please don't leave in a hurry, because our show is not over yet." Since our drama today is "Liang Zhu", and it is the comedy "Liang Zhu", let's move on next. It's also about love! We have to carry out love to the end! ”

With that, the host snapped his fingers, and immediately came up from behind the scenes, each with a different object in his hand.

Most of the audience stopped, and the host continued: "The next thing to do is a game session, and the top three players in the game will receive prizes provided by our playground. I hope that all the couples present will sign up enthusiastically! ”

"Damn, and prizes. Let's go, melodious, let's go and have a good time. ”

"Hey!" did not wait for Lin Yuyang to express his opinion. I can't help but say that I've pulled her on stage.

It's the school season now, and it's not a weekend, and there are few parents with children, so most of the people in this playground today are young people, and when they heard that there were prizes, they all walked on stage, and even the audience who didn't go on stage didn't leave the theater, and they all stayed below to watch the excitement.

I made a rough estimate that there were fifteen or sixteen couples on stage, not only because the prizes were attractive, but after all, everyone was young, so I wanted to come and have a good time.

But there is no doubt that Lin Youyang is definitely the most dazzling one, whether it is looks or figure, this girl is impeccable, there are so many women on the stage, she has the most eyes, at this moment I am holding her little hand, my heart is beautiful, this face, all Lin Youyang earned for me. []

At the same moment, a small voice suddenly came from the audience: "Hey, do you look at the two in the middle, don't they look like the owner of the bar and the policewoman reported in the newspaper some time ago?" ”

"Ah, don't you say I haven't found it yet, it's really like reads;!"

"Damn, the real person is much more beautiful than in the photo!"

"This bar owner is so handsome!"

Several people's comments caused a lot of turmoil, and Lin Youyang and I looked at each other, and Lin Youyang was a little embarrassed.

The host saw that there were no more couples running on the stage, so he said: "Okay, then the couples we signed up for have all stood on the stage, and our current audience and friends can see it, all of them are handsome guys and beauties." Let me now explain the rules of our game. ”

I held Lin Yuyang's white and smooth little hand and looked at the cute host.

He said: "The rules of the game are very simple, that is, you have to do almost every time you meet..."The host deliberately lengthened the tone to create suspense, I wonder how many people will mistakenly think that he is going to say the word "love" later?

But how can a harmonious society really have such a live broadcast? The host laughed evilly and said, "It's a kiss competition!" ”

"Cut!" Everyone lost their appetite by the host, and they all threw their middle fingers at him......

The host smiled and said, "Okay, that's the end of the joke, so let me explain the rules of the game in detail." Kiss competition, as the name suggests, is of course a kiss between couples, but if it is just kissing, it is longer than which couple kisses, it is too unchallenging, and it is a waste of time, and this game was also held last week, at that time, because we did not set the rules, longer than whom, as a result, three of the couples kissed for more than half an hour and did not decide the winner, and finally we had to prepare three first prizes. Then this week's difficulty is increased, and the requirement is that one of the parties picks up the other and kisses. If any foot of the picked up party touches the ground, it is considered to be eliminated. ”

Listening to this rule, the couples on the stage were even more eager to try, and I asked cheaply: "Host, can the woman hug the man?" ”

I made such a fuss, causing the audience to laugh, Lin Youyang also poked my head angrily, and the host jokingly said: "If your girlfriend has no opinion, I have no opinion." ”

I turned back to Lin Youyang and said, "Melodious, why don't you hug me?" ”

"Shi Xiaoren, if you bully me again, do you believe that I will step down now?"

"Hehe, just kidding, I'm really willing to let Lin Xiaohua hug me?"

After listening to the rules, everyone is quite excited, but I think I have won, if it is really just a simple comparison of time, there may be several pairs to hold to the end, then then several first place, the first place will become meaningless reads;.

"So what about this game, the top three will be produced, and the couple who wins the third place will get two tickets to the amusement park provided by our amusement park; The second-place couple will receive a beautiful couple's outfit; The first-place couple will receive a couple ring worth 1,998 yuan! "Low Ping Pong Yang No.

Not to mention, the prizes are still quite generous, the host has just reported all the prizes, and another audience has come up from the audience, but the host did not refuse.

I put my hands on Lin Yuyang's waist and asked, "Okay now, I have saved all the money for the ring I proposed to you." ”

"Okay, you Shi Xiaoren, when you proposed to Han Haoting, you spent 500,000 yuan on just one ring, and when you came to me, you wanted to get the prize and send it away?"

"Hehe, isn't this a joke on you?"

"Okay, all the participating couples, your feet are not allowed to touch the ground, and your mouths are not allowed to be separated! Man your posts! Ready..."The host stretched his voice and gave us a little time to prepare, and the men on the stage picked up the women one after another, and I lifted Lin Youyang up with a little force.

"Let's go!" The host gave an order, and I kissed Lin Yuyang's sexy little mouth!

There was a fragrant smell on Lin's melodious little mouth, I pried open her teeth, and there was the sweetness of popcorn on my tongue, and I kept teasing her smooth tongue and tasting the liquid in her mouth.

I used to hold Lin Youyang's little waist, and she hung her two arms around my neck, at this time, I made a bad move, with a force on my hands, I lifted Lin Youyang's body up, put my hands down, and put it on Lin Youyang's round buttocks, the elasticity was impeccable, I couldn't help but pinch it twice.

Lin Yuyang herself is the kind of little woman who is very easy to be shy, I am such a hooligan in public, of course she has to protest, her eyes that were originally closed opened again, and then rubbed her teeth on my tongue, but it didn't make any effort, it was a warning.

The two of us looked into each other's eyes with a smile, and suddenly felt that this seemed to be the first time I had kissed Lin Youyang with my eyes open......

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