[1074] pretending to be a policeman
Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Little Sixth Brother, you are awake, you scared me to death."
"What are you scared of?"
"I called Little Sixth Brother every hour, and I've called it six times, you can be considered to hear it, it's worthy of Little Sixth Brother." Zhou's fluffy hand stretched out six fingers, "If it weren't for the fact that you were still breathing, I would have called the doctor to rescue you." ”
I looked at the orangutan with disdain, "Have you eaten?" ”
"Eat." Zhou Orangutan followed and said, "Little Sixth Brother, I knew that I wouldn't go to the bath and massage with the lobster yesterday, and the two of us slept like dead pigs, Shen Lin's phone rang several times, and we didn't hear it, and when the two of us wanted to go to school this morning, we saw so many missed calls." Then I called back, only to find out what happened yesterday, the two of us originally wanted to come together, but it turned out that there seemed to be something at the lobster's house, and he was called away in a hurry, and it was his father who personally drove him up. I guess it was because I didn't get home last night and couldn't find anyone, so I came by myself, but I haven't found where the lobster is. My phone calls also keep showing off"
"What about Shen Lin? Is it on Brother Xu's side? ”
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "I came over at noon, and then I cried for a long time, and now it seems that I am back at school, and she is walking with Xiyu." ”
As he spoke, the door to the ward was kicked open. And it was quite loud, and when the door was opened, it hit the wall behind it. In short, the sound was really loud, and it scared me and Zhou Orangutan, and even Chen Yang, who was playing with his mobile phone, turned his head away.
Standing at the door was the setting sun, and he was wearing a police uniform, which just gave people a strange look.
Because he also deliberately released two buttons on his police uniform top, and the shirt inside also released one button. Holding a cigarette, tilting his head, and playing on his mobile phone, one of his trouser legs was pulled up to his knees. Underneath was a pair of black leather shoes, with gray socks exposed, and half of the leg hair on it. After kicking open the door, Sunset grinned at the clothes on his chest with both hands, "Fuck the grass, why is it so hot today." I knew that I came out in short sleeves, grass. Then Sunset stretched out his hand and pointed at me, then laughed and said loudly, "Why the fuck are you being beaten again, can you fucking have a little bit of luck." ”
I'm helpless, and I haven't opened my mouth to answer the sunset's words. Then I heard another voice, "Hey, where did this come from, so unruly." A little nurse ran in and watched the sunset, "Go, go, get out, what do you think this is." The nurse stood in front of the sunset and began to push the sunset back, trying to push it out.
Sunset was stunned for a moment, and then looked at this woman in surprise, stretched out her hand and hula her hair, very awesome, and deliberately pretended to be very low, and said two sentences in a row, "Police, police." And when he spoke, he kept his head down, and kept patting his chest with one hand, as if he was throwing dust down, which was actually pretending to be cool.
"What police." The little nurse followed and said, "This is the hospital, please don't disturb the patient's rest, you go out quickly, get out." ”
Sunset looked at the little nurse, and then continued, "Police, do you see? Sunset stretched out his hand and pointed to the police badge on his clothes, "Do you see the number?" ”
The little nurse looked at the sunset, and then stopped talking.
At this time, another man came over, and a guard said, "Why are you smoking here?" Smoking is not allowed here, smoking goes somewhere else. This is the hospital, this is the ward. The male nurse also stood in front of the sunset, and the guard stood behind the sunset. The three of them formed an angle to surround the sunset.
Sunset looked at the two people in front of him very awesomely, and then turned his head to look at the guard behind him, "Policeman, do you hear me?" Sunset continued to stretch out his finger and point to his chest, "See, do you need me to repeat it?" ”
The male nurse looked at the sunset, then looked up and down, and then smiled, "Just you?" Also the police? ”
Sunset nodded, "Well, what?" ”
"I'm still a Flying Tiger." The male nurse stretched out his hand and pushed the sunset, "Hurry up and get out, don't disturb the patient's rest." ”
"This rag clothes cost 50 yuan and are second-hand, and people from the small stalls in the alley in front of our house come out to set up stalls at night, running to scare people." The female nurse followed and said, "Hurry up, don't go again, don't blame us for being rude." ”
Sunset's face sank suddenly, "Whose clothes do you say cost 50 yuan a piece, second-hand." ”
The female nurse looked at the sunset, then reached out and touched the bottom of his clothes, "There is still a hole here, maybe it is a few hands, you can snuff out the cigarette for me first." ”
Sunset looked at the people around him, then took a hard puff of his cigarette, and when he was done, he threw it on the ground and trampled it out.
"Why are you so unqualified, how can you throw cigarette butts casually, you know what kind of place this is."
"Nurse, nurse." I stretched out my hand to speak.
"It's none of your business, don't be afraid, this is a hospital, this person doesn't dare to mess around, I know you are fighting children, this person doesn't want to intimidate you here."
"Me?" Sunset stretched out his hand and pointed at them, "Intimidate them? Then Sunset stretched out his hand and pointed at the orangutan, "Inside, fluffy, did I intimidate you?" ”
Zhou orangutan was originally afraid of the sunset, and he was really afraid of the sunset, and the sunset still caused a certain shadow in Zhou Orangutan's heart, sure enough, Zhou Orangutan saw the sunset and said this, and suddenly ran from one side leaning on the sunset to the other side, and then squatted down, leaving a fluffy head, and shook his head pitifully at the sunset, "No, no." Elder brother. I didn't say anything, it's none of my business. Following Zhou Orangutan reached out and covered his plush face.
"See, see." Sunset tilted his head, "You will speak in the future, you must have a basis, you know no, be careful that I accuse you of slander." ”
"Yo." The female nurse stretched out her hand and crossed her waist, "Don't talk nonsense, I'll ask you, if you go out." ”
"Why should I go out?"
"This is a hospital, if you have any personal grievances, you will solve them when you go out."
"Nope." Sunset shook her head, "I'm here to solve it." ”
"Are you going out?" The male nurse said impatiently.
"Hey, I'm grass." Sunset continued to pull his neck, "I still don't believe it, I don't go out, what's wrong?" ”
As soon as the man heard it, "Get started." ”
"I see you dare to move today." Then Sunset reached out and put it in his pocket, and then said, "It's broken, I lost the car." ”
"Be civil." The man continued, "Please get out. ”
Sunset took a deep breath, then smiled, "Lao Tzu is not going anywhere." ”
"Then I'm sorry."
"I'll see what you dare to do to me today."
"Brother."
"What the is brother, who's your brother." Sunset yelled at me, "Get out of the way, you hapless boy." ”
"No, brother."
Sunset reached out and pointed at me, "Give me no." ”
"Brother, back."
"Fuck your uncle." Sunset stretched out his hand and pointed at me and scolded, "You're just out of you." Then another guard came from behind, and he pounced on the sunset, and the male nurse in front of the sunset also got started, and the female nurse retreated very cleverly.
"I'm grass, I'm a policeman."
Before the word "Cha" could be uttered, I heard the sunset, "Oh, fuck, it hurts me." Then the three men scuffled with Sunset.
In the middle of the fight, I saw a leather shoe fly out and fly right next to me.
Then I saw a foot. I took a deep breath, but luckily it wasn't sunset, his socks were obviously gray.
The sunset was held down a few times, and then the two guards drove the sunset's arm and dragged the sunset out, and the sunset struggled vigorously, and then, I indifferently found that one of the sunset's feet had no shoes. I glanced at the shoes on the ground, and then at the sunset's bare legs, yes, they were all sunset.
I rubbed my eyes, thought, remembered, and then became more certain that the grass, really, was wearing two different socks.
The sunset broke free with insults. And they were put out.
The male nurse clapped her hands, and then scolded, "Grass, I haven't washed my feet for many days, it really stinks." ”
The woman also covered her nose, "That's it, pretending to be a policeman." The female nurse smiled, "I don't know if I pee on myself, can I have such an unqualified policeman?" ”
The male nurse turned his head to look at us, and then sighed, "We helped you resist going out, this is the hospital, and they can't be allowed to mess around, but I don't know, you children, where did you provoke these scum in society." Camouflage will not be camouflaged. ”
"Well, and it's not hygienic." I glanced at the black leather shoe next to us, which emitted a shocking stench, "Sister, this shoe"
"Put that, put that."
"No, kick him out. He was looking for a reason to come in for a while. The male nurse followed.
"Socks and two eye colors are really convincing to such a person."
"It's really unqualified." The female nurse walked up to us and said, "Okay, you can rest in peace, rest assured, no one dares to do anything to you here." Then she stretched out her hand and pointed at the orangutan, "And you, it's okay, you don't have to hide there, you won't let him come in again." ”
Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and hurriedly shook his hand, "No, that's not what it means." He really didn't intimidate me. ”
"He's gone, what are you afraid of?" The female nurse covered her nose and began to kick the sunset's leather shoe, "It's still a crocodile's, it's really a waste of this shoe." ”
"Maybe it's fake." The male nurse smiled, "Eighty percent of it is fake." Even police uniforms can be bought second-hand. What's wrong with a pair of leather shoes. ”
"Let's go."
"Well, let's go." The female nurse smiled, then turned to us and said, "Rest well, take care of your injuries." Then he closed the door.
I turned my head to look at the orangutan, "You have made the sunset miserable." ”
"I didn't do anything." Zhou Orangutan said innocently.
"Well, that's right." Chen Yang smiled: "Why is the sunset coming." ”
I spread my hands out, "Then who knows, I just hope he doesn't do anything out there now." Depressed"
"You uncle." Chen Yang smiled.
Everyone looked at each other.
There are no words to be had.
ps: Collect the ticket, as long as someone smashes the ticket in the future, I will break out, VIP, pk. Stamp. All good. Smash more and explode. The more you smash, the more you explode. Everybody is happy. 】