[657] Invincible Zhou orangutan
Qiao Goulu didn't speak on the other side of the phone, just cried for a while. I was in a good mood just now, but it disappeared all of a sudden.
I was depressed and continued to ask, "What are you crying about, don't cry." ”
"Six, sixth brother."
"Six, six, let me ask you, if you have something to say, don't cry with me, I'm hanging."
"Don't, don't, Sixth Brother."
"Then you say, what happened to my son?"
"Wait, wait, Sixth Brother. I calmed down. Then there was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time. A voice came out again, "Sixth brother, where are you?" ”
"It's out there. What's wrong. ”
"Are you back?"
"Get straight to the point."
"Sixth brother, you have to call the shots for me."
I paused for a moment, "Calling the shots?" What are you doing? ”
Qiao Goulu's voice was still a little intermittent, "Sixth brother, I really didn't do anything this time, it's none of my business." ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou, he beat me."
As soon as I heard "What? What did you say? ”
"Zhou Zhou beat me."
"Dizzy, why did he beat you, what did you do to you?"
"I didn't do anything, I swear I didn't do anything, I just quarreled with him a few words, a very small matter, and he actually started beating me."
"Where are you now?"
"I'm out there by myself, I'm running out."
"Where's the orangutan?"
"I don't know."
I looked at the night, and then I felt a little cold, "Then you go to KFC, wait for me on the other side of the shopping street, I'll go over." When I get there, we'll talk about it in detail."
"Well, okay, Sixth Brother."
I took a deep breath, and then shook my head helplessly, quite satisfied, Zhou Orangutan hadn't troubled me for a long time. I should know how to be sufficient. I looked around, and I didn't wander around anymore. Playing with the keys in his hand, he just wanted to take a taxi, but suddenly remembered that he was driving a car.
So I turned around and walked to the hospital. picked up the phone, then found Zhou Orangutan's phone and called him. It took a long time for the phone to go through, "Hey." Little Sixth Brother. ”
"Orangutan brother."
"Little Sixth Brother."
"Orangutan brother."
"Little Sixth Brother."
"Orangutan brother."
"Are you out of your head?"
As soon as I heard it, "Damn, you still have the face to say Lao Tzu, brother, you are my own brother." I beg you, you're going to have to be a little bit less out of trouble all day, okay? ”
"I'm not your brother." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly: "However, our relationship is closer than that of brothers." ”
"Yes, yes, dear, dear."
"Little Sixth Brother, what's wrong."
"Where are you now?"
"Suburban riverside."
"My grass, why are you running there again?"
"I want to jump." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly.
I don't know why, as soon as Zhou Orangutan said about the suburban riverside and said that he wanted to jump, I trembled, and I suddenly had an urge to hit people and scold people, kick people, and kick people. But I held back.
"Little Sixth Brother?" Zhou Orangutan still repeated on the phone: "Little Sixth Brother? Why don't you speak? ”
"It's okay, I'm back and want to see you."
"Then you wait, I'll see you when I'm done jumping."
"You're done jumping, how can you see you."
"And also," said Zhou Orangutan, "where are you?" ”
"KFC on this side of the shopping street, come here."
"I'm not going, little sixth brother, come and find me, we'll see each other for the last time, you have to remember that you have a brother like me in your life, it's good."
I thought for a moment, "Orangutan brother, can I ask you a question?" ”
"You say."
"First of all, why do you always like to jump into the river, and besides, when you quarrel with your daughter-in-law, you like to run to the suburban river?"
"It's quiet here, and no one can stop me from committing suicide."
I let out an "oh" and said, "I understand the first question, now I want to ask you the second question, why do you want to find me when you fight with your daughter-in-law." Why do you want to see me every time you die? ”
"Because we have a deep relationship."
"Oh, that's right. Then I understand. ”
"Little Sixth Brother, are you still coming to see me for the last time, I don't have the confidence to live anymore."
I took a deep breath and said very calmly, "I'll give you 5 minutes, you think about it, if you jump into the river, you can jump, you don't have to call me back, I don't go to see you, I think about you now, I'll be angry, let alone let me see you, I'm afraid that you won't want to jump when the time comes, and I will kick you down again, and you will have to commit a crime." ”
"Little Sixth Brother, I know you can't bear it."
"You're wrong, I'm willing to do anything with you."
"What if I don't jump."
"If you don't jump, hurry up and take a taxi, KFC on the commercial street, I'll wait for you, I'll see what happens to your daughter-in-law."
When Zhou Orangutan heard it, "Don't mention that woman to me." ”
"What's wrong with her? Having an affair again? ”
"That's not it."
"What's that?"
Zhou Orangutan sighed, "I'm ashamed, I can't manage my own woman, I don't have the face to live." ”
I got up on fire. But I still suppressed it, "Okay, don't be petty, come back and tell my brother, what's wrong, I'll reconcile with you, there must be a misunderstanding." ”
"I'm not going, I don't have the face to live now, I can't even manage a woman, little sixth brother, goodbye."
I'm on fire" goodbye. "Then I'm going to hang up.
"Wait, wait."
I paused for a moment, "What are you waiting for?" ”
"Do you really want to see you again?"
"Aren't you going to jump?"
"You're going to let me jump?"
"You love to jump or not, it's good if you die, Lao Tzu won't go to the river if you are killed, your uncle, I will be angry when I mention this, you are stupid than Zhou orangutan, Lao Tzu told you, if you jump, jump as soon as possible, don't be this damn troublesome person."
"Little Sixth Brother. I'm sad when you say that about me. ”
"You love to be sad or not, how can you not die."
"Then I won't jump."
I smiled, "Why don't you jump again?" ”
"It's too shallow here, I remember, you jumped off last time. If I go down, at most a little more than my waist, I won't drown, and I'm not afraid of water, and I'm not scared of water. I should have changed places. ”
I was said by Zhou Orangutan, and my teeth itched, "Grass your uncle, you stupid than Zhou Orangutan, within half an hour, you will either appear again in the KFC in the commercial street, or you will jump down with your head down, love to death." Don't bother me. "When I was done, I hung up the phone.
After hanging up the phone, I took a deep breath and called Qiao Goulu again.
"Sixth brother."
"Where are you?"
"KFC, I've arrived."
"Wait for me, I'll go now. 5 minutes"
"Then what do you eat, I'll buy it for you."
I thought for a moment, "Whatever, just have meat." ”
"Oh, good."
I was depressed and stepped on the accelerator, released the clutch, and then turned off the engine.
I paused for a moment, looked around, but luckily there was no one, and lit the fire again. Ran to KFC and killed it.
When I got to the door, I stopped the car, went in, and saw Qiao Goulu at a glance.
I walked over to her and looked at the plate she had bought. Fries, chicken thighs, everything.
I was a little happier, very happy, picked up the chicken thighs or something and started eating.
I bowed my head there to eat, and Qiao Goulu didn't speak, and handed me a drink. I was quite hungry, and after a storm, I patted my stomach and stretched, "Say, what's going on." ”
Qiao Goulu looked at me, and then pulled her arm up. Placed in front of me.
Qiao Goulu was quite white, but on his arms, there were obviously several pieces of purple and blue. Then Qiao Goulu lifted his neck again, "Sixth brother, look, look." ”
I looked at her neck, and there was also a blood mark.
Qiao Goulu wiped her eyes, "Sixth brother, my face was swollen before, but now it's better." ”
I sighed a little depressed, "How did you get it?" ”
Qiao Goulu said pitifully, "Zhou Zhou beat it." After finishing speaking, looking at her posture, she looked like she was going to cry again.
I quickly reached out and grabbed her arm, "I'll tell you, if you cry again, I'll leave immediately, let him beat you to death, don't cry with me anymore, no problem, right?" ”
Qiao Goulu wiped her eyes, then nodded, and her voice was very small, "Well, sixth brother, I know." ”
I looked at Qiao Goulu's aggrieved appearance, I was really a little depressed, this Zhou orangutan was too ruthless, Lao Tzu was not used to men who beat women since he was a child, so Zhou Orangutan started like this, I was still very angry, but I didn't show it, although Qiao Goulu used to be famous in the ocean, but now she is very low-key, and she is really living with Zhou Orangutan very solidly, he is still like this. It really shouldn't.
I sighed, "Okay, good, don't be wronged, what's wrong, tell me, I'll call the shots for you." ”
Qiao Goulu nodded, "Well, Zhou Zhou didn't know who to learn from recently, he learned a man's idea, and he asked me to do this and that at every turn, let me listen to him for everything, I don't know why he is." But he was still very good to me, and I could see that he wanted me to listen to him, so I followed him. He waved his arm at every turn and said that he would use force with me. I always thought he was joking. So I usually cling to him. ”
"And why this time?"
Qiao Goulu sighed, "This time I asked Zhou Zhou to send me home, now the weather is cold, there are few people at night, I am a little scared, so I want him to go, but he still doesn't want to go, so I got angry, so I said a few words, and then he was also angry, just because of such a trivial matter, he quarreled with me." ”
"And then he started beating you?"
Qiao Goulu nodded very aggrievedly, "Well, I always thought that he had been scaring me, I thought he wouldn't do it, who knows, after arguing with me, he reached out to me and wanted to hit me in the mouth." I said, you fight, you fight. Who knows, he really hit. ”
"You let people beat you, but don't people beat you?"
"Sixth brother, don't tease me."
I nodded and smiled, "Go on." ”
"Then he hit me, and I fought back, but I was a woman after all." After Qiao Goulu finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to his arms and neck, "That's it later." ”
I glanced at Qiao Goulu, "Is that so?" Is it for this reason that he hit you? ”
Qiao Goulu nodded, "You can ask him, it's not fake at all, Sixth Brother." ”
"Cheng," I said, "I'll call him, and if it's really because of this, I'll clean him up for you." ”
"Good. You fight. Sixth brother. ”
I sighed, took out the phone, and called Zhou Orangutan, "Hey." Where are you? ”
"Where's the KFC door?"
"Why didn't you come in?"
"I don't have the face to see you, little sixth brother, I'm sorry for you."
I smiled, "You Zhou orangutan, do you know it's a shame to beat a woman?" ”
"That's not what I'm talking about?"
I was confused, "What's that?" ”
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