Chapter 398: Is Yuan Qi the Emperor, or the Younger Brother?
There is a characteristic of the imperial study, that is, there is not necessarily a return.
After spending the whole morning in the imperial study, no one dared to go in. Just kidding, the prince of St. Ann just resigned today, and they didn't want their own head or their own life, so they went in and hit the muzzle.
"Father-in-law De, Your Majesty hasn't eaten all morning, will it be fine?"
A small palace maid came over, nervous.
Xiao Dezi sighed, wiped his eyes, and choked up: "Otherwise, you can go in and take a look?" ”
"No, no, no, Father-in-law, the slave still has something to do, so retire first."
As soon as the little palace maid heard Xiao Dezi's words, she immediately ran away.
There was once a book that taught that when a man is vulnerable, it is the easiest time for a woman to take advantage of it, but Xiao Dezi counted it with his fingers, and it seems that there is no woman who can take advantage of it!
Suddenly, he had an idea, beckoned, found a little eunuch, and said a few words to the little eunuch's ear, and saw the little eunuch laughing obscenely, and slowly retreated.
"First Emperor, Empress Dowager, the servants are sorry for you, the slaves originally thought that while His Majesty was upright, he would guard it well, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, His Majesty's roots would be crooked. The minions really can't bear to look at His Majesty sadly, you must forgive the minions—"
"Forgive what?"
Suddenly, Mu Yuanqi's voice sounded above his head, and as soon as Xiao Dezi looked up, he saw that Mu Yuanqi's face was stinky as if he had been beaten thousands of times by someone, and it was the kind that had absolutely no chance to fight back.
"Ah, ah, that, this- forgive the slave for stealing a bun yesterday - woo woo, yes, the slave ate a bun yesterday, Your Majesty-"
"Oh, come on, prepare ten steamed buns for Xiao Dezi, if you can't finish eating, don't come to see me."
If Xiao Dezi knew that because of one of his lies, he would have to eat so many buns and kill him, he would still be able to say it. Woo woo, Your Majesty is the best, Your Majesty is good.
Woo woo, if he knew that he had eaten so many buns today, and as a result, he would have grown into a bun, he would have chosen to eat them a long time ago. The beautiful palace maid in the palace next door seems to like bun faces.
Mu Yuanqi's eyes were dull, in addition to the stinky expression on his face, he still had a stinky expression, and there was a sense of immediacy that this life was over, and there was something to say in the next life.
"Come on, serve wine, the more the merrier."
After speaking, Mu Yuanqi turned around and was about to go in, but his sleeve was grabbed.
"Sixth brother?"
turned his head, but he was a person who was diametrically opposed to Mu Zexi.
Mu Zexi has long legs, and this person has short legs. Mu Zexi is the best in the world, and this person is extinct in the world. Mu Zexi is talented, this person opens his mouth and closes his mouth, His Majesty, other than that, there will be no high-end words. This person is Xiao Dezi.
"Your Majesty—you can't drink, drink—·
"Drinking alcohol? I know, it doesn't matter. ”
Mu Yuanqi interrupted Xiao Dezi's words and smiled self-deprecatingly, anyway, even if he hurt his body and hurt people, it would be impossible to keep the sixth brother. Drink some wine, what's it?
Xiao Dezi looked helpless, what he wanted to say was, Your Majesty, drinking is easy to mess with sex!!!
It can be seen that in people's minds, different things are pretended, and words are also different. Without waiting for Xiao Dezi to reply, Mu Yuanqi entered the imperial study, and Xiao Dezi was about to follow up, when there was a bang, and the door of the imperial study smashed on Xiao Dezi's nose accurately. The unlucky little eunuch just wants to cry at this time, well, Your Majesty, you compensate the slave's nose, although the slave's nose looks like he was beaten, but you can't bully him!!
In the imperial study, the light was dim, Mu Yuanqi removed all the glass candles, and sat on the ground with his knees hugged, sobbing silently.
Thinking about this emperor is also a loss-making business, the richest man in the world is himself, but the one who is rich and rivals the country is Mu Zexi. The treasury is his own, but there is not much money in it, and he only uses it but has no sovereignty. The people in the court said that they were subordinates, and they all wanted to plot openly and secretly to set him up and let him drill.
Being an emperor is really a loss.
The palace people sent a few jars of wine, the taste is mellow, the entrance is slightly sweet, and the moment is hot.
Anyway, wine is made of water, so let's think it's water. Mu Yuanqi raised his head and poured it into it suddenly, suddenly choking on his tears.
"Who, whoever dares to bully Yuan Qi, Yuan Qi will definitely go back!! Hit first, continue to beat if you are disobedient, and beat his wife if you are not disobedient!! ”
After another sip of wine, a tangle rose in his eyes: "But, my sister-in-law said that I can't beat a woman - what should I do?" ”
"The master said that he can't beat women, but he didn't say that women can't beat women!"
Familiar voices, familiar commands, familiar everything-·
Mu Yuanqi raised his head, wearing a water-red brocade robe, with a wide white belt around his waist, which lined Chu Yan's tall and slender figure, convex and backward. The hair is still so simple and braided, but it is still suffocatingly beautiful.
"Sister-in-law—"
As soon as he saw Chu Yan, Mu Yuanqi's IQ instantly degenerated, and he snorted.
Chu Yan hooked her lips, raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm here to drink with you, your sixth brother still has injuries on his body, so he can't drink for the time being." ”
"Sister-in-law, this wine is not delicious."
Mu Yuanqi removed the wine in his hand, and his eyes were slightly red.
"Stupid, it's wine, it's not good."
Chu Yan snatched the wine from Mu Yuanqi's hand, closed her eyes, and drank it in one gulp.
The wine is in the stomach, it is hot, and it is really not delicious.
Where did all the wine in this palace come from, and why is it so unpleasant?
"Sister-in-law, don't drink it, you'll get drunk, get drunk, you'll have a headache, Yuan Qi doesn't want your sister-in-law to have a headache!!"
Seeing Chu Yan like this, Mu Yuanqi suddenly became nervous, and looked at Chu Yan worriedly, still childlike, still so naïve.
"And what about you, after drinking, won't you get drunk? No headaches? ”
It is false to say that he is not moved, Chu Yan has always believed that Mu Yuanqi is a child with a pure heart. Never doubted.
In a word, Mu Yuanqi immediately forgot the tip of his nose, wiped his tears with his sleeve indiscriminately, and hung his head silently.
Silence, sometimes, is more useful than words. Because language is never as overwhelming as silence.
"Yuan Qi, you should take a big gulp when you drink, so happy. If you don't enjoy drinking, then there's no need to drink. You tell me? ”
She also feels sorry for Mu Yuanqi, but people, there will always be a day when she grows up. All she can do is to accompany Mu Yuanqi when she is in pain and frustration on the road to growing up.
"I made you some snacks and asked the Imperial Dining Room to warm them up for you. Remember that you like red, red is good, festive, flamboyant, suitable for you. ”
The emperor, but can only wear yellow, bright yellow, right, honor.
Mu Yuanqi pursed his lips and still didn't speak.
Chu Yan touched his little head, his long eyelashes fluttered lightly twice, and said in a low voice: "Yuan Qi, although the emperor has to wear a bright yellow dragon robe, no one stipulates that in the bright yellow dragon robe, you can't wear a red robe!! ”
In a bright yellow dragon robe, wearing a red shirt?
Mu Yuanqi raised his head suddenly, his eyes were full of joy, and he looked at Chu Yan excitedly.
Yes, although he is the emperor, although he must wear bright yellow clothes, who dares to care what he wears in bright yellow?
Seeing Mu Yuanqi's appearance, the curvature of the corners of the money's mouth gradually expanded, and he took out a small package from his back and motioned for Mu Yuanqi to open it.
The package is wrapped in a piece of satin, on the satin, embroidered with an extremely ugly group, look closely, you can barely see clearly, it is a Q version of the villain, next to a line of small words: Kneel down to me!
"Open it and take a look."
Chu Yan reminded loudly that the things here have taken a lot of effort to make.
Hearing this, Mu Yuanqi obediently opened the package, and his eyes were red.
Red trousers, red tunics, red shirts, red robes, red headbands, red, I don't know what.
In these years, there are only a few people who will give away red underwear. Of course, now Mu Yuanqi has also learned. was glad that Chu Yan didn't give her a red belly pocket, but Chu Yan suddenly opened her mouth and said with a smile: "This thing, called underwear, is worn by women, and it has the same function as a belly pocket, but it is more stylish, preventing chest sagging, and it is easy to use." “
While speaking, Chu Yan also picked up the red thing that Mu Yuanqi didn't know what it was and gestured on him.
No matter how dull Mu Yuanqi was, he knew that this thing was definitely not used by him, and he felt so strange when he looked at it. He didn't have those two lumps on his chest.
"Sister-in-law, Yuan Qi is a man."
Chu Yan was stunned, raised her eyebrows and looked at Mu Yuanqi, and replied seriously: "I know." ”
"So, this thing, Yuan Qi can't use it."
Seeing that Chu Yan didn't understand what she meant, Mu Yuanqi couldn't help but take the initiative to say it. This thing is used by women, and my sister-in-law should have made a mistake, so I brought it to him.
But soon, Mu Yuanqi ushered in a bad news.
This underwear is really specially prepared for him.
Chu Yan picked up the underwear seriously, took Mu Yuanqi's hand, and said heavily: "Yuanqi, this underwear, speaking of which, is of great significance. My sister-in-law gave him to you because I wanted that one day, you could give her to your sweetheart, and preferably, she could wear it herself. Hey, hey, hey—"
A burst of lewd laughter came, to a deep degree, suspected of being poisoned by obscenity.
Mu Yuanqi swallowed his saliva, looked at Chu Yan, and before he could speak, he heard Chu Yan say: "This, remember, you must put it on your sweetheart with your own hands." ”
"Sister-in-law, Yuan Qi is not a beast-"
"I know, your sixth brother wasn't a beast before."
As soon as the words came out, Chu Yan felt that what she didn't seem to say was quite right, what was she doing today? Oh, I remembered it, I came to comfort Mu Yuanqi.
Originally, there were words of comfort brewing in the stomach, but the moment she saw Mu Yuanqi, Chu Yan felt that there was no need to say it.
Mu Yuanqi was stronger than they imagined.
"Yuan Qi, remember, which girl you will like in the future, don't say anything else, send the underwear out first, this girl is your person."
Although it is not good to teach bad children, for the sake of Mu Yuanqi's happiness, Chu Yan decided that he should have the courage to take the responsibility of teaching him badly. A group of eavesdropping little eunuchs outside the door planted their heads on the ground, ouch, this Princess Saint Ann is too strong-
Inside the door, Mu Yuanqi put away his underwear, stuffed it in the book, and pressed it hard, this time he sat back with confidence.
"Yuan Qi, you are still young, you are not allowed to drink. I'm telling you when you can drink. ”
After speaking, Chu Yan got up, it was time for her to leave, Su Jing was still waiting outside the door.
At the moment when Chu Yan turned around, Mu Yuanqi stopped Chu Yan, hesitated for a long time, and asked: "Sister-in-law, is Yuan Qi the emperor or a younger brother?" ”
Chu Yan turned her head, smiled slightly, and asked, "Fool!" Is Mu Zexi an elder brother or a courtier? ”
Answer, no more need to be said.
Because he was an elder brother, not a courtier, Mu Zexi left and did what he should do as an elder brother.
Sometimes, leaving, maybe just guarding in a different way.
When he should understand, he will understand.