【187】Comfortable
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【187】Comfortable
I went back to school in the afternoon, and when I arrived in the class, I saw a lot of people gathered in the class, talking around, and I wondered what was wrong, Brother Hao came over and patted me, "Did you have fun at noon?" ”
"That's definitely fun, in fact, it doesn't matter how you play, the most important thing is to listen to Huixu and Lin Yifei scolding the street, that's the most important thing. It's quite comfortable to play. I replied.
"We donated blood, got lunch, and got a T-shirt. It's all free, and you can get money for free tomorrow, and it also promotes blood circulation to your body, and everyone feels good. I'm thinking about getting the money tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."
I glanced at Brother Hao, "It's not the expression you had when you drew blood at noon, I scared you, look at the blood-white expression on your face after the drawing, you are embarrassed to say it, don't blow it to me." ”
Brother Hao ignored me and began to rub his fists, I patted his arm, "Okay, I envy you, okay." ”
Brother Hao smiled, "This is about the same, if you know your mistakes, you can change them, well, child, there is a little hope." Forget it, don't bird you, let's discuss the experience of donating blood, and wait for the money tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. "When he was done, he left.
I watched Brother Hao go back, and wondered in my heart, should I really donate some blood, the class saw that more than half of the people had donated, and a small half regretted not don't don't give, and there were a few who resolutely didn't give, and a few who were fooled by me after being shaken I didn't give, like a lobster who temporarily timidly quit at noon, and our little beauty Shitai.
In the afternoon, when the self-study class was in class, as soon as the homeroom teacher came in, the students in the class shouted, "Teacher, when will our money arrive?" When will it arrive. ”
Our homeroom teacher smiled and said, "Quiet, quiet, everyone is quiet, I am very pleased with the courage and dedication of most of the students in our class, our class should be the class that donates the most blood in our school, and once again special praise two people, one is Qi Hao, the other is Liu Meng, this man and a woman, persuaded many hesitant students in the class to give love. As a result, the number of blood donors in our class is either the first or second in the whole school, and the details are not very clear. The subsidy for everyone should arrive tomorrow. ”
As soon as the head teacher's words were finished, there was a boil below, and they all cheered, waiting to get the money, and I scoffed at their thoughts, damn. I don't sell myself. I really admire the combination of Brother Hao and Little Fat Man, it's so invincible.
I thought, if the two of them know something in the future, and then let Brother Hao accidentally tell Yoko, then the three of them will spread faster than the big horn on the school telephone pole. Because the big horn on the school wire stalk usually except for noon and afternoon after school, or when there is no exercise between classes, when some pop songs are played, someone accidentally listens to them, and when they talk about other things, no one usually listens to them. But if the average student faces these people, it will be different, and if you don't listen, you have to listen, especially Yoko, from his legendary morning exercise incident, I have a deep experience, but Brother Hao is even more excessive, if you don't listen, you may have to force you to listen, just like if you have to pull me to sell with him today. The little fat man just keeps inking, inking until you don't want to hear it, and you know it. It's really a golden combination. The three of them should also be awarded a certificate of merit, the Big Horn Award.
Mrs. Shi pushed me next to me, "I'm going to sell, you won't let me sell." Look at it, the selling point is good, and it can also benefit society. ”
I glanced at Mrs. Shi and said confidently, "Don't worry, let's not sell, let them sell, follow the sixth brother, it won't be wrong." "Actually, I didn't have any confidence at all, and as I expected, I was met with contempt from Mrs. Shi.
Then the head teacher knocked on the table vigorously, "Everyone, be quiet, tell you a better news, guess what" The head teacher smiled as he spoke. Then the people below began to guess "send more money, take a holiday" and so on.
The study committee member even shouted, "Take the morning occupation of our class time, find a self-study class to make up for it, and come back to give a lecture." "She's talking about class time, I'm grass her uncle, this little egg is pretended, absolutely not.
I couldn't listen to this nonsense, and I inked a sentence myself, "It's dreaming in the daytime." It's okay to have something, guess what's wrong. ”
The little fat man pushed me, "Why do you make people guess blindly, the head teacher is smiling so happily, there must be a good thing." Maybe you can really send more money. ”
I glanced at the little fat man, "Send more money, it's for you, can you send it to her?" Have you ever seen my mother give me money, are you happy? ”
"Cut, other people's teachers are teachers, and they have the mind of a teacher, so they can be the same as you."
I ignored the little fat man, and heard Mrs. Shi say next to me, "Then you should tell me, why do people dream in broad daylight." ”
"It's nothing, I just think they're whimsical."
Mrs. Shi turned her head to look at me, "Okay, you are amazing, you don't dream much in the daytime, you are not whimsical." Then you have the ability to guess. ”
The little fat man also pushed me, "That's it, that's it, you guess." ”
I didn't speak, but Mrs. Shi smiled beside me, "You will be poor, you can blow, you have the ability, you guessed, you guessed right, I invited you to eat a week's mushu meat rice bowl." ”
As soon as I heard it, "What you said is true?" "I'm happy in my heart, this stupid girl, I didn't say what to do if I couldn't guess wrong, I guess she didn't expect it.
Mrs. Shi nodded vigorously, and the little fat man said beside him, "I'll be a witness." ”
I glanced at Mrs. Shi, "Listen, at most, I added some quantitative management points to our class, and by the way, I added some salary to her, of course, she won't say the latter words, and she will definitely say that our classmates have high ideological awareness, have the courage to contribute, and love the class body." ”
Mrs. Shi smiled, "Do you want to give us a certificate of merit and stick it on the wall behind you." ”
I looked up at Mrs. Shi, "I still thought of this after listening to you, maybe it will really be like this." The teacher looked at me with contempt and ignored me.
The little fat man spoke next to him, "I said Sixth Brother, I'm very curious, aren't you afraid of getting tired of eating Mushu meat rice for a week?" ”
"I'm not afraid, I'm tired of eating for a week, I recognize people, things, places, and even food. I'm not tired. ”
The little fat man nudged me, "What do you mean?" What recognizes this and that. ”
"There is something wrong with him, he only eats one kind of food, only goes to one restaurant, only goes to one place for a haircut, always looks for a hairdresser, and only goes to one Internet café, and exaggerates to go to the Internet café and only sit on those few machines, if there is no place, other machines do not play, and they have to change with people. I usually smoke only one kind of cigarette, and when I have money, I only smoke one type, and the same is true for drinking, only one brand is drunk. When I buy clothes, I only recognize a few brands. There's just something wrong. Love face. Mrs. Shi said.
I squinted my eyes, "This is called single-mindedness, you know fart." I'm responsible. The teacher gave me a disdainful look and ignored me.
I turned my head to look at the little fat man, and, she was ignoring me.
At this time, the teacher smiled again and slapped the table vigorously, "Quiet, quiet, don't guess, I'll tell you." After saying these words, the head teacher took it from his briefcase. I took out a piece of paper and I took a closer look. Damn it. What a commendation.
Listening to the head teacher, he took this certificate and continued, "Our class won the spiritual civilization class award for blood donation and love, and also added quantitative management points to our class. I don't know how many points there are, anyway, there must be our class, the first 10 classes have rewards, and our class is at the top. There will be a notification when the time comes, and today the certificate has come down, and I am very relieved that my students, everyone has grown up. When he finished speaking, he began to applaud.
Then many people in the class began to respond, and there were shouts, the atmosphere was warm, especially those who donated blood, the performance was particularly exaggerated, you look at Qi Hao, they all stood up, and almost stood on the table, and accidentally glanced at our big lobster, and found that he had a regretful expression on his face, and suddenly turned his head to stare at me, his eyes were a little bloody, and I was depressed in my heart. I grass. As for it.
Suddenly I laughed, turned my head and ignored our lobster, and I was very happy that someone had made this week's rice bowl. At least not hungry, haha.
Mrs. Shi pushed me next to me. I turned my head to look at her, "What are you doing?" Mrs. Shi didn't speak, but gave me a thumbs up. I smiled confidently,, I was fooled. After laughing, I was very chic, and I fell asleep on the table, waiting for the end of class. Ignore the two women. I told them a long time ago, it wouldn't be wrong to follow the sixth brother, they didn't believe it.
After school in the evening, I rode my small motorcycle back to Chenyang's house. I found that the big home was empty, and I remembered that my parents had gone to work in other places, haha, free. I stripped off the clothes on my body, wanted to take a bath, and then put the last of my private Great China in my mouth, lit it, I grass, this is happy, quite comfortable. I'm about to go to the bathroom.
Suddenly, the door to the back room opened. A woman came out, dressed in pajamas, and when I looked at it, I was scared of my cleverness. Hurriedly covered the important part of his body and turned his back to her, "I'm grass, Zheng Ying, why are you there." Quickly turn around, turn around, "I speak loudly. Zheng Ying smiled and turned back.
As soon as I finished speaking, Fei Ge also came out in his underwear, "Haha, I brought the Chenyang key when they went to class in the afternoon, and I came back with my daughter-in-law first, what are you doing there." Yo, he's naked. Come and show me."
"." With that, I went to the couch and grabbed some panties, and then ran into the bathroom. Put water, smoke a cigarette, get off the bathtub, take a soak, I grass, feel, quite comfortable.
When I was soaking, Chenyang and they also came back. I heard them arguing.
In the evening, Zheng Ying and Li Yu came, the two women made a table of dishes, the chef is Zheng Ying, this girl, the cooking is quite delicious, and finally we are left alone, everyone is so excited, drink and brag together, talk about women and chickens, and finally drink directly until dawn. Feel this pain.