135 machetes
??????? Before going to bed at night? The dorm members are all having a heated discussion about this? Stand in their shoes? Surely the 12 zodiac signs are being whipped. Firmly stand on the side of the "people outside the school".
Suddenly the door to the dorm room is pushed open? Chen Zhipeng walked in with a gloomy face. There was a sudden silence in the dormitory.
From afternoon to evening? Chen Zhipeng has been missing all along? I still command Wang Qiang? specifically asked him to find the head teacher and ask Chen Zhipeng for a leave.
Chen Zhipeng is carrying a big black bag at the moment? Like playing a guitar? But it doesn't look like the outline of a guitar? Instead, it is long and flat? I don't know what it is.
Wang Qiang and I glanced at each other? He immediately understood? Pretending to ask casually: "Chen Zhipeng?" Where are you going in the afternoon?"
Chen Zhipeng threw his bag on the bed? Lying down? replied: "Send Lin Ke home." ”
We've all guessed that? Are you waiting for him to say what will happen next? He never spoke again.
I asked, "What's in that bag?" ”
Chen Zhipeng suddenly half-sat up. Quickly take the bag to the bedside? Pull the cable? Pulled out a machete more than a foot long? Glittery? Not even a scabbard!
The timid little glasses directly exclaimed: "Chen Zhipeng." Where did you come from? ”
Chen Zhipeng smiled: "I'm going to chop Brother Long's shit." ”
Quiet in the dorm room again? Looking at each other? They looked at each other.
Chen Zhipeng disagreed? Holding the hilt of a machete? How many times have you read it over and over again? Nodding his head from time to time.
"Ahem." I coughed softly? got out of bed. Pretend to go to the toilet. Wang Qiang's heart understands? I followed in my footsteps and walked out.
We're standing in the hallway? Glancing at the door of the dormitory.
"Do you think Chen Zhipeng is really playing?" I asked. Bu Gang is handsome.
"Can't tell? According to his former character? I don't think I have the guts. "Wang Qiang's figure is slightly fat? At the moment, he pinched his lips with his hand. Looks like you've heard him say it before? There was a mouth sore inside.
"This kid is really not worry-free, isn't it? What do you say?" I really want to take him out and beat him up now.
"He was so devastated...; …; Wang Qiang thoughtfully? He also said: "Can you cut your wrists for a girl who doesn't love him before? Now watching Lin Ke being beaten by Brother Long? I'm afraid I'll have to...; …; ”
"Alas!" Listening to Wang Qiang's analysis? I felt even more uneasy.
Thinking about finally being able to stay out of it in the afternoon? Have you calmed down and watched the show? As a result, Chen Zhipeng is going to make this show again? Instinctively want to smoke again? Two hands waving in the air? Wang Qiang will understand immediately? I asked for one from the other dorms and handed it to me. I lit a cigarette? Draw on? After thinking about it, he said, "Wang Qiang? Let's do this...; …; ”
After the explanation? Wang Qiang thought for a while and said, "Okay?" Although it makes Chen Zhipeng suffer a little? But it's better than letting him really take a machete to chop Brother Long. ”
"The question is that even if he has a machete? can't beat Brother Long. I sighed helplessly: "Okay? Go ahead and do what you planned. ”
Wang Qiang nodded? He walked towards the toilet.
I turned around and went back to the dorm? Going in and lying in bed? Then he said, "Huang Fei? Wang Qiang in the toilet without paper? You go and send him some. ”
Huang Fei climbed out of bed? He muttered, "The head of the house is too careless." ”
Huang Fei took out a few crumpled Xinxiang daily newspapers from under the bed and walked out.
I'm lying in bed? Continue to chat with Chen Zhipeng? Inquire about the origin of his knife. Actually, at the beginning of the twentieth century? The state is not strict in the management of such controlled knives? It's still very easy to buy.
What am I doing for the purpose of doing this? It's nothing more than trying to let Chen Zhipeng play with the machete for a while? In order to let the building manager who came to check the bed for a while catch it properly.
After a while? Huang Fei walked in with a smile?" Ha ha? Is the head of the house constipated? The whole face is purple! ”
"Hahaha...; …; There was a lot of laughter in the dormitory.
"Isn't it? I'll check it out! "Small glasses and a quilt? It's about to rush out of bed.
"Huh? Ay...; …; I hurriedly stopped him: "Don't go? Give the house a face. ”
"Oh." Small glasses returned disappointed? Lay down on the bed again.
The dorm is full of timid kids? I was scared by Chen Zhipeng's dangling machete just now? Now that the atmosphere is finally a little lively? Chatter? It all revolves around Wang Qiang's constipation.
Chen Zhipeng is still stroking his machete? It's like stroking your own child who has just completed the moon.
At this moment? The door was suddenly pushed open? A sanctimonious middle-aged man standing at the door? Holding a flashlight and swaying around: "Is anyone smoking?!" ”
"No? No one smokes. "Huang Fei is still performing Chen Zhipeng's constipation in the dormitory? Wearing only a pair of pants? Fully exposed under the eyelids of the building management.
"Someone reported smoking in your dorm!" The building is fierce? After a quick sweep of the flashlight? Stopped at Chen Zhipeng's body!
Because of his hands? Still holding that machete!
"What's that? Hand it over! "The building manager roared? walked towards Chen Zhipeng.
Chen Zhipeng reluctantly handed over the machete to the building manager.
The building manager of the boys' dormitory is also a notoriously murderous person? I don't know how many big ruffians and little ruffians have been beaten? Ordinary students were frightened when they saw his courage.
"What's your name!" Every word of the building manager is full of energy.
"Chen Zhipeng."
"What are you doing with this at such a young age! Go to your homeroom teacher's office tomorrow and explain it yourself! ”
The building manager took a machete? He left the dormitory scolding.
The whole dorm is quiet again? Chen Zhipeng was a little confused? He's sitting on the bed? Puzzled, he asked, "Who?" Who reported smoking in our dormitory?"
"I don't know." Huang Fei is still standing in the middle of the dormitory? Wearing only a pair of underwear, he was also confused.
The door was knocked open again? Wang Qiang walked in? With a bitter face, he said, "Huang Fei? The newspapers you got me were too hard. He suddenly realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the dormitory. Then he asked, "What's wrong with you?"
I said, "Just now the building manager came to check if anyone smoked?" confiscated Chen Zhipeng's machete. ”
"Really?" Wang Qiang looked at Chen Zhongpeng's bed? Sure enough, I didn't see the machete.
"The headmaster." Chen Zhipeng suddenly looked at Wang Qiang.
"What's wrong, buddy?" Wang Qiang came over and sat in front of his bed.
"Did you report to the building manager that we smoked in the dormitory?" Chen Zhipeng bit his lip.
"Nope!" Wang Qiang's tone was terrifying: "I've been in the toilet just now?" Huang Fei has seen it! ”
"yes, yes." Huang Fei also sat in front of Chen Zhipeng's bed: "The head of the dormitory has been in the toilet just now? How can you report that someone in our dormitory smokes? ”
Chen Zhipeng listened? Not a word. Huang Fei's expression is definitely not fake? What kind of person is he, whether happy or sad? It's all on the face? This is recognized by the dormitory.
Chen Zhipeng sat on the bed in a daze? It's like something has been drained.
Wang Qiang comforted him and said, "Chen Zhipeng? Maybe this is providence? Think for yourself! ”
Chen Zhipeng didn't speak? Sitting for a while? Fell asleep upside down.
Everyone in the dormitory is also lying back in bed? Chatting for a while? Huhu fell asleep.
Of course, those things just now were arranged by me and Wang Qiang? Can't Chen Zhipeng suspect us? And you have to borrow the hand of the building manager to confiscate the machete? That's why I came up with such a flawed plan - to kill people with a knife!
Huang Fei doesn't know anything? He's just involved in this part of the paper delivery? So that later on, it can be proved that Wang Qiang is indeed in the toilet.
Why did you choose Huang Fei as this witness? When it comes to his ordinary character? Always giggling? Can't hide something in your face? As long as you lie, you will definitely be seen by everyone.
So he said Wang Qiang was in the toilet? Wang Qiang must be in the toilet? No one has any doubts.
When the little glasses are half-middle, when you want to go to the toilet to observe Wang Qiang's embarrassment? Luckily I stopped you? Or he'll find out when he gets to the toilet? Wang Qiang is no longer in the dormitory.
- He went to the duty room to report that so-and-so dormitory was smoking.
This is the first time in my life that I have arranged a "bureau".
Although the whole looks very rough? Not like Zhao Wusheng? But after all, it's my maiden game.
Am I lying in bed? Savor the joy of this victory. What if you take some tough measures to snatch Chen Zhipeng's knife? I'm afraid it will cause him an even bigger backlash? Unpredictable consequences.
So in that situation? Can it be in a very short time? Come up with and quickly implement such a strategy? Overall quite satisfied.
The best part? Although Chen Zhipeng had a little doubt? But in the end, I didn't expect a few of us to come up.
I have to say? Is it also because Zhao Wusheng's plan in the afternoon gave me too much shock? I can't help but want to imitate it.
"That's what the design is." I'm thinking about this sentence over and over again? But when I think of Zhao Wusheng's plan, it has been implemented for more than a month? I still can't help but get goosebumps.
My little trick? Compare yourself to him? It's just a big knife in front of Guan Gong.
I suddenly thought sadly? Military? Can't train to perfection? Wisdom? There is no way to reach the peak.
Am I such a martial artist? An unwise waste teenager? It's good that you didn't go to the underworld? Otherwise, he would have been pinched to death like an ant!
"Zhou Ming? Zhou Ming! Wang Qiang, who was sleeping head to head with me, suddenly called me softly.
"What?" I tilt my head over? By this time, everyone was already asleep.
"Look over there." Wang Qiang pointed to the other side of the dormitory.
I followed his finger and looked over.
I...; …; Exercise...; …;
Chen Zhipeng, that bastard? Half-sitting on the bed? He still has a machete in his hand!
This bastard? There are two handfuls in your bag? It's so fucking hard to prevent!
"What should I do?" Wang Qiang asked me softly.
"I don't know." I pinched a handful of sweat? looked at Chen Zhipeng a little weak.