[389] How to tidy
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[389] How to tidy
As soon as I heard it, "Sure enough, there is a snow word." ”
Sister-in-law Feng looked at me, "What do you mean, there is really a snow word." What are you guys going to do? ”
Chen Yang smiled, "You look back, don't you know?" ”
Sister-in-law Feng glanced back, then turned her head and looked at a few of us, "What do you mean by the two of them?" ”
I sighed, "It was love at first sight." You didn't look at it, the three of them started talking, and the two of them were still fighting. ”
Sister-in-law Feng heard it, "You little court, aren't you not interested in objects." ”
"It must have been ravaged by a dead bald man, and now I desperately need a woman's moisture, which is basically the case. Sister-in-law, let's see if you can help. ”
"Help?" Sister-in-law Feng smiled, "Help, which of your two brothers is helping?" ”
"That's up to the two of them, ask them both in a moment. See what they mean."
Sister-in-law Feng glanced at Chen Yang, "Don't think about it, a few of you." ”
"Why? Got a target? I asked.
Sister-in-law Feng shook her head, "No, I just broke up." I don't have much time. ”
"Why didn't it work?"
"I can't introduce him to you anyway."
"Why?" I was a little confused, "How nice are the few of us?" ”
Sister-in-law Feng smiled, "Well, yes, you are all good, you haven't figured out who wants to chase others, so you want me to introduce you, how can I divide Cheng Xue in half and give it to your two brothers?" ”
"No, no, won't it be separated in a moment?"
Sister-in-law Feng said happily, "A few of you are also humorous, don't make trouble, it's definitely not good, when you are a little stable and a little accurate, let's talk about it, or you will chase it yourself, I don't care about anything, I don't say good things, I don't say bad things, one day, Cheng Xue is blaming me, then I'm too worthless." ”
"Don't, sister-in-law, you can't die like this, look at those people, how happy they are talking now." After I finished speaking, I also pointed to Brother Xu and Xiao who were chatting with Cheng Xue
Sister-in-law Feng sighed, "Let me tell you the truth, Cheng Xue is the kind that has the best relationship with me." We've been good sisters for years. If I introduce her, I have to tell her that someone will really love her and will be sincere to her, not a few of you, who are not serious every day. The old blind worshipper. ”
"Dizzy, what's wrong with us."
"That's it, it's okay with us, that's Lin Yifei."
Sister-in-law Feng smiled, "It's useless to say that no one, anyway, in my eyes, a few of you, the one who took the exam inside." Then he pointed to the school's examination room, and the meaning was obvious, what about Brother Feng." It's you people who have long been stereotyped, and you can't change it. And, I don't do it. ”
"Sister-in-law Feng, you can't be like this, it's too unsophisticated, you can't do things like this."
"What's wrong with me?" Sister-in-law Feng smiled and said, "Moreover, you are just thinking about engaging others, do you know how many people have tried it and failed to succeed?" People have a high vision, you know? ”
I stretched out my hand, "Sister-in-law, what you said is not right." ”
"What's wrong?" Sister-in-law Feng looked at me a little puzzled.
"First, the one you asked knows no, I can answer you very clearly, we don't know, we don't need to know, I just know, we haven't tried it yet."
"Second, I always firmly believe in a truth, there are no girls who can't be handled, only gentlemen who can't fool."
Sister-in-law Feng smiled: "You are quite good at speaking." ”
"That's it, sister-in-law, hurry up and help pull the string."
"No, don't do anything."
"Why are you like this, let's go find Brother Feng."
"What's the use of you looking for him. He didn't know, and he didn't dare. ”
I sighed, "Then you tell me the phone, it's okay." ”
Sister-in-law Feng was about to speak, but I interrupted her, "You can't be so ruthless, feng shui takes turns." ”
Sister-in-law Feng slapped me, "Don't threaten me." Then he stretched out his hand to me, "Give me your PHS." ”
"Good class" Then I happily took out the phone and handed it to Sister-in-law Feng, who took my PHS and called out. "Hey."
"It's so close, and it's still calling."
Sister-in-law Feng smiled, "I'm going to find Li Feng, I've finished the exam, someone has come out, what's wrong with you?" ”
"I'll go home, what else can I do?"
"Okay, I'll hang up." Then Sister-in-law Feng hung up the phone, and then smiled at me, "I'm leaving, I'm going to find Li Feng, she came shopping with me in the morning, and I pulled her over to accompany me." That's the case. ”
I held PHS in my hand and waved at Sister-in-law Feng, "Sister-in-law, bye." ”
Sister-in-law Feng shook her head helplessly, and walked to Cheng Xue's side, not knowing what to say, she pulled Cheng Xue, who was originally going home, into the school with her.
Before Cheng Xue left, she said goodbye to Brother Xu and Xiao Chao, laughed, and there were two small dimples on the side of her mouth. I was so excited when I saw it that I quickly shook my head vigorously, despised myself fiercely, and returned to normal.
A few of us gathered together again, at the school gate, and there were a lot of people coming and going. Chenyang asked Brother Xu, "What is the situation of the two of you, tell me, why are you here?" ”
"Damn, what can happen, I'm my first love, I'm not with a bald man, should you support me. I'm going to chase her. I'm really, really looking for true love. ”
"Fuck your mother, I'm really looking for true love, I'm not fake, and besides, I just broke up yesterday, it's very painful, and now I need comfort."
I coughed a few times, "Yes, yes." Both of you are true love, both true, but only alone. Say it. Who quits. ”
"You can't quit, or you draw lots."
"If you don't catch it, you can do it by yourself. Let's both chase after each other, I don't believe it, I can't compare to you little virgin. ”
"That maybe."
I shook my head, "Don't be noisy, be serious, only one, because I have her phone now, which of you two wants?" ”
Chen Yang followed and said, "That's it, the phone call is me and Liu'er, it took a lot of energy to get it, you tell me, who wants it?" Only one"
Brother Xu patted me on the shoulder very directly, "Liu'er, I will invite you to drink with Chenyang in the evening, eat, eat well, drink well." ”
As soon as I heard "Okay, deal, I like to be happy" and then I took out PHS, and just about to call him, I heard Xiao Chao speak on the side, "And so on." Wait a minute. ”
Chen Yang looked at him, "What chips do you have?" ”
"I'm going to treat you both to a week's worth of wine. It's true. I swear. Xiao Chao said very seriously.
"Grass, are you still human?" Brother Xu scolded.
As soon as Chenyang and I heard this, I walked to the side of Xiao Chao, "En." Your proposal is indeed good. Deal. ”
"Give it to me, then."
I took the PHS and thought for a moment, "Forgot to ask the most important thing." ”
"Ask what?"
"How much money do you have? If you want to invite me and Chenyang to drink wine for a week, don't you have no money? ”
"Then you don't care."
"Grass, no matter if it doesn't work, the phone won't be given."
"Damn, I invite the two of you to drink wine for a week, and then give each of you a bottle of two pots every day, which is still the cheapest, it's only a few dollars, let the two of you drink dry for a week, are you two drunk? Right. Haha" After Xiao Chao finished speaking, he actually began to have fun.
Brother Xu was the first to do it on the side, "Fuck, provoke our sixth brother and Brother Chenyang", and then he started.
I paused for a moment, "Damn, Brother Chenyang and Sixth Brother will be so soon" After finishing speaking, I also joined the battle, not to mention Chenyang. The three of us wrote off according to Xiao Chao, and under the gaze of many people around us, we didn't care, and no one was afraid. Moreover, when we got into a fight, it was as intense as if we were really going to fight.
In the end, Brother Xu scolded Xiao Chao who was sitting on the ground, "In the future, it will be a little polite to talk to our sixth brother and Brother Chenyang", and then said very ruthlessly, "By the way, let's honestly live with a bald man." Don't think about anything else. ”
A few of us started laughing. Xiao Chao had an innocent expression on his face and scolded Brother Xu there.
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, took PHS, looked at the phone number, and told Brother Xu one by one, Brother Xu put the phone into the phone, and then looked at me, "Liu'er, you say, what should I do?" ”
"What to do?"
"What do you say, pretending to be an egg, of course I'm asking you how I should get her, I'm really in love with her, love at first sight. Tell me, how do I do it, the first step, first of all, what should I do"
"You're all love saints, and you still ask me? Can't you do it yourself? ”
"Well, in this regard, it is indeed inferior to you, you are still more neat, you say, what should I do in the first step."
I looked at Brother Xu's posture, and my heart was bored, and I was thinking about how to run, when I heard Chen Yang say on the side, "Brother Xu, Liu'er, you guys talk first, I have something to do, go first." I'm going to find Lele. When he had finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.
Brother Xu was very quick this time, and grabbed Chenyang's arm as soon as he could, "Go, huh?" ”
"yes, why don't you go, damn, you let go of me" Chen Yang scolded.
Brother Xu smiled shamelessly, "You can all go, but it's good to keep the money." ”
I sighed, hey, Chenyang's reaction speed is fast enough, second only to me, and still not as fast as Brother Xu. I looked at Brother Xu and just wanted to speak, but I found that Brother Xu looked at me with blood in his eyes, and it was very bloody. I'm a little scared to see it.
Chen Yang sighed, "Fuck, are you still human?" Then he stretched out his hand and took out two of a hundred and one of twenty from his clothes, "One hundred, is it enough?" “
Brother Xu glanced at him, and directly snatched all the money in Chen Yang's hand, "What nonsense" and then took the twenty to Xiao Chao, "Go, you two eat, it's enough." Then he kicked Xiao Chao, "Give me your money." ”
Xiao Chao scolded a few words in a sullen manner, and gave Brother Xu the dozens of yuan on his body. Then Chenyang and Xiao Chao began to scold Brother Xu together, which damaged Brother Xu for a long time, and then reluctantly went to the Internet café, and before leaving, he snatched back 20 and said that he wanted to go online.
After the two of them left, I glanced at Brother Xu, "I still have a few dozen yuan, for you." Then I consciously had to pay for it, because Brother Xu's eyes were too scary. There is a feeling that a hungry wolf sees a sheep, and if you think about it carefully, it shouldn't be, why should it have been just fought in the field yesterday (what we think is an evil idea) today.
Brother Xu waved his hand: "Your dozens are useless." Tell you what to do, you tell me, how should we be organized. This, for me, is very important."