Fat pig plus metamorphosis equals
Chen Fei always looked at Zhou Fan with inexplicable eyes, which made her very uncomfortable.
But in the past few days, all the staff in the store have become nervous, they are either talking about something, or they are saying something inexplicable, and they are dodging when they see Zhou Fan.
Even the master has changed, bring him the teacup, he said, in the future, he will still come by himself, and said that the boss's woman he can't afford to use, something like that.
What is this, it seems that everyone has been brainwashed by Chen Fei, he doesn't know what to say to these people, the misunderstanding is certain, Hong Yu and I are the relationship between the boss and the employee.
Everyone will deliberately avoid Zhou Fan when they speak, and they don't talk and laugh when they eat. The atmosphere became super awkward.
Hong Yu didn't know what was crazy, so he put a piece of meat in front of everyone and put it in Zhou Fan's bowl and said, "Eating a piece of meat will kill you, I will kill you"
Zhou Fan looked at him, his face was full of displeasure, his current situation was enough to give him a headache, and he was still ......
"Thank you"
This move is like a code of certainty, the clerk's original guess seems to have been confirmed, everyone you look at me and I see you laugh.
What's even more excessive is to go back from work at night, usually one by one has to leave early, and recently they have been held up late.
Zhou Fan was mopping the floor, and he heard Hong Yu's loud voice start again, "You guys are falling asleep one by one, this bit of work is not done yet, I don't want to go back to the dormitory to rest, Zhou Fan, let's go back first." ”
"Good"
Zhou Fan put down the mop and came to the hall.
It turned out that they wanted to see where they lived, what a group of boring people, young, gossiping like middle-aged women in their forties and fifties peeping into other people's privacy.
You can still see them from the mirror, standing at the door of the store and watching Hong Yu and himself until they can't see them.
"The atmosphere in the store has been a bit weird lately, what's going on?"
Zhou Fan didn't know how to answer him and said, "I don't know"
"It's okay, don't mess around with them, there is no one who is worry-free, the work is not good, and the salary is low."
"They still have a salary, I'm fine, it's free" Zhou Fan took the opportunity to fight for what he deserved.
"Don't worry, when it's time to give it to you, it will naturally be given to you."
"When was that?" Zhou Fan asked with some excitement.
Hong Yu didn't answer, but stopped the car and got out of the car.
If you don't send it, you won't send it, if you are angry, you won't leave.
Hong Yu stood at the gate of the school, looking inside, still smoking a cigarette in his mouth, not knowing what he was thinking.
Isn't this the last school I came to? What did he look at? Got something on your mind? It shouldn't be! Go down, go down and I'll say something! I can't go down, but when he goes back, I still have to clean up.
Really
Zhou Fan stood next to him, looking in the direction he was looking, it was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything.
"I come here a lot, fantasizing about something that will never happen."
"It's a great place, it's full of laughter, and I love it."
Zhou Fan had never spoken to him like this calmly, which felt a little strange, and there was a feeling of getting to know Hong Yu again.
"Yes! This is a place that makes people forget about their unhappiness and make people happy. Thinking of something unhappy makes people sad. ”
Hong Yu's words came to Zhou Fan's heart, and it was also what Zhou Fan wanted to say, no matter how long time passed, there are some things that you want to forget but can't forget, and you don't want to forget, but you don't remember it.
It seems that he and Hong Yu both have a past that they want to forget but can't forget, although I don't know what happened to him, but what can make people so melancholy and unforgettable must have too many feelings in it.
Hong Yu lit another cigarette, the street lamp stretched his shadow very long, and he became thinner, and a strange thought flashed in Zhou Fan's head.
What is Hong Yu's thin appearance? His height is not as tall as Shilang, and he is not much shorter, judging from his facial features, he should be okay, at least he can eat together.
Then change the snoring, poison gassing, and a series of problems with eating, maybe anyone will take a fancy to him, but I will always rule him out, I hate him very much, only at this moment.
But is he married? What does my wife look like? Is it fat or skinny? Have children? Why haven't you seen it? Divorced, or are you in a state of separation? To be able to see such a person is absolutely unique. Not necessarily, a rich man like him wants a woman who doesn't have it, and if he has money, he has everything.
"What do you want?" Hong Yu's words interrupted Zhou Fan's series of speculations.
"Nothing"
"Let's go back," he said, and walked in the direction of the car.
Sure enough, it's a very annoying person, I've been with you for so long, and I don't know how to wait for me, I don't have any gentlemanly demeanor.
It was already half past eleven after cleaning up, and I was tired and hungry. The snacks at home were all taken care of by Hong Yu again, and the hungry Zhou Fan's stomach growled.
Shi Lang's painted, his hair was messy, and his dejected kitchen was in the kitchen.
"Haven't slept yet?" He said weakly. Sit down and lie down on the table.
"I'm starving, how to sleep."
Zhou Fan also sat down, feeling tired, and also lay on the table and said.
"What's going on, if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, tomorrow will be panda eyes." Shi Xuan had just returned from outside, carrying a handy bag, and it was obvious that he was in good spirits and had a bright smile on his face.
"Uninspired"
"Starved to death"
Zhou Fan and Shi Lang said in unison.
"Do you want an ice cream?"
Zhou Fan immediately sat up straight and said, "Yes"
Zhou Fan took the ice cream in his hand and ate it in a big gulp, thinking in his heart that it was better to have a mat bar than to be hungry and unable to sleep.
Halfway through the ice cream, someone ruthlessly snatched it away. Zhou Fan was angry, his head slowly raised up, and his eyes were full of anger.
Hong Yu solved the ice cream in two bites, but he didn't swallow it in his mouth, pointed at Zhou Fan and said, "You still eat"
"Why, you also have an opinion on me eating an ice cream, you have eaten all the snacks, and I haven't said a word."
Zhou Fan's eyes widened and he shouted angrily.
"Have you had your period?"
"You're going to die" Zhou Fan slapped Hong Yu, but unfortunately it was too far away to hit.
"You still beat people, it seems that you have forgotten your ugliness that day, I tell you, on the day of her seventh, her pants were ......"
"You dead fat pig, have you said enough?"
Zhou Fan slapped the table, pointed at Hong Yu and scolded.
"Say who killed the fat pig, I was kind enough to help you come back and get clothes, you didn't even thank you when you arrived."
"Okay, don't make any noise, it's a big night, how can you be in such good spirits, Zhou Fan, you're not right, you still eat cold during your menstrual period"
Shi Xuan stood aside and persuaded.
"Didn't you give it to me?" Zhou Fan sat down angrily.
"But I don't know your menstrual period, you are knowingly committing it."
"Okay, I don't want to say any more, a group of big men, menstrual periods, menstrual periods don't think about my feelings as a woman."
"It's a good thing that someone cares," Hong Yu also sat down and said.
"I think you're perverts, three serious perverts."
"Shixuan, you treat women and deliver babies in the hospital every day, has anyone ever scolded you for being perverted?"
"No, what age is it, we are all adults, we haven't seen anything, we don't understand anything, Zhou Fan, you are too fussful."
Two perverts in the family make people's heads big, plus a male gynecologist, three big perverts, I am a woman, why are I so unlucky.
But Shi Lang doesn't seem to have joined them today, and he is still lying on the table, isn't he inspired?
"Shilang, aren't you uninspired? Let's draw Zhu Bajie, ready-made models, draw a few more, I will paste them at the door of the store, and use them on the door to ward off evil spirits. ”
Zhou Fan patted him and said.
"I look at the white bone spirit, just sit next to you," Hong Yu whistled and glared at Zhou Fan after speaking.
He's a complete villain, no grace, a rotten mouth, a dead fat pig, I was at the school gate just now, and I thought that he was the same person as myself, and it seemed that he was completely wrong.
Metamorphosis is metamorphosis, a fat pig is still a fat pig, and it can never be changed, but there are now three perverts in the family, one fat pig, and two beautiful perverts.