"Chen Yu, Chen Yu-"

Zhang Qingqing's voice came from the door, and the voice calling me was not very loud, but it revealed nervousness and anxiety.

"I'm in there, there's no one here, come in quickly, I'm going to burp."

"Bastard, this is the men's bathroom." Zhang Qingqing scolded, but probably because she was nervous about how my body was now, and when she heard that there was no one inside, she stepped on her high heels and slipped in, and at the same time lowered her voice and said hatefully: "You'd better burp quickly, if it's a lie to me, I'll let you burp directly." ”

"Here"

I opened the door of the cubicle and pulled Zhang Qingqing in, Zhang Qingqing is usually as proud as a swan, even though I am her husband, but she still can't help but blush with shame at this moment: "Bastard, what are you doing?" ”

Before I could speak, Zhang Qingqing couldn't help but exclaim: "Wow, your guy's face is so red." Hey, my body is so hot, are you really sick? ”

"I don't know, didn't that Zhao Yanran bring us a few cocktails just now, I feel that there is something wrong with that wine, and it became like this after I drank it."

I cried and looked at my face Nunu mouth, Zhang Qingqing saw my pants, her eyes suddenly widened, and then as if blushing would be contagious, her pretty face suddenly became red, and she probably knew why I just said that only she could save me, and asked her to come here to save me.

"Chen Yu, your situation...... I don't think I can save you, I'd better call an ambulance for you......"

Her eyes rolled twice, her body slowly shrank back, and then after saying the next sentence, she immediately turned around and wanted to escape, but I reached out and pressed the toilet door, knocking her to the door, panting with red eyes and said: "Wife, how can you go to the hospital for this kind of thing, and the reception hall outside is full of guests, if you see me go out with a pillar of optimus, it will be really embarrassing to go to grandma's house, well, you are also ashamed." ”

About Zhang Qingqing also felt that what I said made sense, so she bit her lip, glared at me and said, "Who told you to make yourself like this, and find a way to solve your own troubles, why would the good Zhao Yanran do something in your wine?" And I still asked you, what is going on between you and Zhao Yanran, and someone happened to see you pulling and pulling at the door of the bathroom......"

I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to know about me and Zhao Yanran so quickly, and at the same time, I was glad that I couldn't hold back in time and didn't do anything dirty and sorry for Zhang Qingqing with Zhao Yanran, otherwise Zhang Qingqing would definitely not forgive me.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this was a conspiracy, so I guessed: "Miss Zhao and I just met today, and I am not Wang Leehom Wu Yanzu, can I still make a beautiful woman stick up to me as soon as we meet?" If you think about it, there is only Tu Wenxuan who has a grudge against me at this drinking party, and I think that nine times out of ten this thing is that he is making trouble behind his back, trying to destroy the intimate relationship between the two of us. ”

Zhang Qingqing couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this: "Who is intimate with you, it's shameless." ”

"Oh, now is not the time to talk about this, I feel like I'm going to blow up, wife, you have to save me."

When Zhang Qingqing heard this, she immediately said vigilantly: "How can I help you with this kind of thing?" ”

Damn, is this pretending to be stupid?

I whispered to Zhang Qingqing and whispered a word to her, Zhang Qingqing's face darkened, and she hugged her arms and said, "Don't even think about it, you should die." ”

"Well, it doesn't matter if you don't agree, don't be angry, as the saying goes, there are always more ways than difficulties, there is only one difficulty, and there are many ways to relieve difficulties." After I finished speaking, I leaned into Zhang Qingqing's ear and made another slightly less excessive request.

But Zhang Qingqing's face was still full of shame, she deliberately opened her mouth, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and said hatefully: "Don't be delusional about this, believe it or not, I will bite you to death?" ”

I looked at her red lips and white shiny teeth, only to suddenly remember that this girl loves to bite people, with the mouth can not do it, in case she bites that it will not be the second half of the life of happiness, I finally have no way, can only retreat to the second, in her ear said their last request.

After listening to my words, Zhang Qingqing subconsciously looked down at her white little hands, and her head was still shaking like a rattle: "No, no, no, this is absolutely not possible......"

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Zhang Qingqing, you don't want to see death or save it, your girlfriends are more enthusiastic than you."

Zhang Qingqing's face darkened, and she asked suspiciously, "What are you talking about?" ”

I told Zhao Yanran about hooking up with me in every possible way just now, and I just resisted Ling Ran, and I said to Zhang Qingqing pitifully: "What, Qingqing, I just stuck to my husband's way for you, and I didn't let that woman take advantage of it." ”

"Slut" Zhang Qingqing's eyes suddenly appeared with anger when she heard this, and then she turned her head to look at me again, her face was very hesitant, and she hesitated for a long time and held back a sentence: "Otherwise, let's go to the hospital, right?" ”

"Let's not say it's a shame, I'm afraid I'll burp when I go to the hospital" I deliberately exaggerated and said to Zhang Qingqing: "Wife, I heard that if I don't get timely relief in this situation, that thing will explode-"

Zhang Qingqing couldn't help but glance at me, and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, how can it be so exaggerated?" ”

"I don't know if it's an exaggeration or not, but I feel like I'm really going to blow up now, Zhang Qingqing, I can tell you okay, if something goes wrong with me this time, I'll rely on you for the rest of my life, you will make me unhappy for the rest of my life, and you don't want to be happy yourself."

"Got me?"

When Zhang Qingqing heard this, she angrily stepped on the instep of my foot with her high heels, which made me grin.

But, this Zhao Yanran doesn't know what ingredients to add to the cocktail, I am really miserable now, my whole face is already red, my body is steaming, my body temperature is very high, it does look scary, Zhang Qingqing is also a little panicked, and asked me how I feel?

I feel like I'm really going to be finished at this moment, so I don't dare to expect Zhang Qingqing to save me anymore, otherwise I might really burp, I said in a hoarse voice with red eyes: "I feel even more uncomfortable, hurry up and send me to the hospital, otherwise I will really burp." ”

Zhang Qingqing stretched out her hand to help me, and immediately exclaimed: "Ah, your body has been burned like this, will it burn your brain?" ”

"Your brain is just burned out, less ink, hurry up."

Zhang Qingqing helped me and was about to open the door of the cubicle to go out, but suddenly there were footsteps and talking outside, it turned out that two guests had walked into the bathroom, Zhang Qingqing and I looked at each other and were dumbfounded, this is the men's bathroom, if I and Zhang Qingqing walked out of the cubicle at this time, the two guys outside would be stunned, thinking about it, maybe there will be all kinds of gossip in Zhang Qingqing's circle of friends tomorrow.

"Don't go out yet, we'll go out when the two guys outside are gone."

Zhang Qingqing whispered something in my ear, and her snort sprayed on my ear, making me even more uncomfortable.

There were two men outside, one of them left quickly, but one of them was actually on the phone, and he seemed to be talking about business, this guy held his mobile phone and chatted for more than ten minutes, and he didn't mean to hang up the phone and leave, I looked at Zhang Qingqing, I thought to myself, am I really going to be suffocated in this small bathroom?

Just when I felt that my consciousness was a little blurry, Zhang Qingqing finally spoke, and whispered in my ear, "You close your eyes, and don't make a sound......"

Half an hour later, I came out of the wall and returned to the reception hall, but I didn't see Zhao Yanran and Tu Wenxuan, but Zhang Qingqing's other sisters were still drinking red wine and chatting at a table in the corner.

A few of them were a little stunned when they saw me: "Chen Yu, where have you been, why is your face a little wrong, as if you have just recovered from a serious illness?" ”

I sat down on the couch, scratched my hair and said, "I had diarrhea just now, and I was a little prostrate." ”

Zhang Qingqing's sisters laughed and scolded me for speaking rudely, and at the same time asked me if I had seen Zhang Qingqing? I said I saw it, and she went to the bathroom to wash her hands.

"Why does it take half a day to wash your hands?"

I was proud, but I said, "It's nothing, she has a habit of cleanliness, and she has to wash her hands for a long time if she gets dirty." ”

At this time, Zhang Qingqing came over with a dark face, she estimated that she had washed her hands more than a dozen times, but she still had a disgusted expression on her dirty hands, and she glared at me when she came over, and said coldly: "Go home." ”

"Wife, I'll help you carry your bag-"

I knew that Zhang Qingqing gritted her teeth with hatred at this time, and hurriedly went up to offer her a bag, Zhang Qingqing snorted, stuffed the handbag into my hand, and then said goodbye to her sisters, and turned away angrily.

I sneered at the beauties who were a little confused, and then hurriedly followed Zhang Qingqing, vaguely saying that I heard them say that Zhang Qingqing had a good way of taming her husband, soaked a young boy, and ate the little boy to death.