"Tomorrow at 9 o'clock in the morning, the opening ceremony will be held in the auditorium, and it will also be a mobilization meeting for the third year of junior high school.

The squad leader wore a sports school uniform with white bars on a blue background, and his long hair hung straight behind him, sitting at one end of the long table in the conference and said.

Of course, there will be no such high-end goods as conference long tables in ordinary classrooms, and the conference long table of the third (3) class of junior high school is made by pushing the five tables in the second row together, and the people who contribute physical strength are mainly Niu Shili and Pooh, I wanted to help, but I was stopped by the class leader.

"Squad leader, you're eccentric!" The weather had turned cold, but Pooh, who was still wearing shorts and showing his wheat-colored thighs, complained, "Why don't you let Ye Lin work!" Did Ye Lin invite you to ice cream behind his back!? ”

Shu Sha frowned slightly, probably thinking: Summer has passed, and it has rained so cold in the past two days, who still eats ice cream?

Zhuang Ni once sarcastically said: "Xiong Yaoyue's life pursuit is added together, and it is probably only worth a Häagen-Dazs three-ball cup." This is certainly a bit excessive, but it is not out of nowhere.

Complaining is complaining, Xiong Yaoyue is still very diligent and worked with Niu Shili to push the table together and put it together, she takes pleasure in moving her body, let her sit honestly and do nothing, but she will get sick in a hurry.

At this time, she sat on my right, a little hairy, knocking on the table, playing with her mobile phone, and looking like a monkey wanting to go back to the tree.

As the head of the class who presided over the meeting, he sat at one end of the long table, and the others were evenly distributed on both sides of the long table, and because Xiong Yaoyue and I were both sports committee members, we sat next to each other.

Hearing the class leader say that "the people of the class committee can't be absent from tomorrow's opening ceremony", Xiong Yaoyue grabbed a flaw, raised her hand and said: "Zhuang Ni is a member of the literary and art committee, but can she come tomorrow?" If you can't come, just appoint someone else as a member of the art committee! ”

Zhuang Ni made it clear that although she is a lily, the female man Xiong Yaoyue is not her dish, and Xiong Yaoyue doesn't like Zhuang Ni very much - is it really not easy for those who engage in literature and art to have a common language with those who engage in sports?

The squad leader was a little curious: "Who do you want to recommend to be the new literary and art committee?" ”

"Do you need to ask?" Xiong Yaoyue said triumphantly, "Of course, I am a folk master who serializes comic works on a big website, and Xiaoqin, who is not inconspicuous!" ”

I almost sprayed the mineral water in my mouth on the face of Gong Caicai on the other side, and Gong Caicai was so frightened by my forced action of squirting water desire that she shivered and hid back.

Although she was bewitched by the science and happiness teaching, she practiced the "law of attraction" every day, her courage still did not become much bigger, and when she held a meeting today, she also proposed to resign from her position as a member of the study committee and life committee, but the squad leader did not agree, she did not insist anymore, her face hung a "well" expression, sullen but helpless to sit with her head bored.

It is said that the scientific happiness sect opened by Fang Xin and Professor Bai, father and son, seems to focus on cheating money and obtaining the psychological pleasure of being worshipped, and has not yet shown a tendency to cheat.

Gong Caicai's family has money, so it doesn't matter if he is cheated of a little money, and the most tangled thing about the scientific happiness teaching is that its teachings are very positive xiangshang, if you can really practice and persevere, you can really make life more happy - from this point of view, the squad leader racked his brains and couldn't make Gong Caicai cheerful for half a minute, and the scientific happiness teaching made Gong Caicai move forward in a cheerful direction by 0.01 microns.

Anyway, after I break into the Science Happiness Sect, I can also take care of Gong Caicai by the way, so that she won't be deceived too badly, before that, let's go with the flow.

I heard that Xiong Yaoyue recommended Xiaoqin as a member of the literary and art committee, but the squad leader hadn't spoken yet, and Niu Shili, who was sitting next to Gong Caicai, was happy first.

"Don't be kidding! My seat is on the right side of Xiaoqin, and I have seen her draw in textbooks a few times, and it is a vegetable school of painting! We're not an agricultural college, so we don't need eggplants and potatoes on the blackboard, right? ”

I have a kinship in my heart, Niu Shili is worthy of drinking a bottle of women's friendship with me, and he said everything I wanted to say.

"Call me Pooh!" Xiong Yaoyue shouted angrily, "Call me without the nickname of Xiong!" You dare to attack Mr. Shui Cress's poor painting skills! Watch out for her fans hitting you! ”

Niu Shili was stunned: "Does Teacher Shui Cress mean Xiao Qin?" She still has fans? ”

"Of course there are fans! There are a few pounds! Xiong Yaoyue slapped her mobile phone, which had been transformed by Dr. Yu, on the desktop, "Look! This is the work that Xiaoqin serialized on the website! She has so many fans! For example, these are at the top of the fan list, "Long live Teacher Cress", "Teacher Cress will win", "Teacher Cress is the first in the world", "Teacher Cress is the best in the world", "Teacher Cress is eternal" ......"

Why do these IDs sound so unserious? It's all because Xiaoqin's painting skills are so bad that it makes people cry, so out of the psychology of joining in the fun, I deliberately registered this kind of ID to be ironic and spoofed, right?

Anyway, I really went to see Xiaoqin's "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" serialized on the demonic website two days ago, and in less than ten days, she has already drawn the third word, and the plot progresses to the front of Cthulhu's office building, and there is a monster that strengthens the company and stacks up Arhat, the scene is extremely weird, but the annotation says: These are some monster migrant workers, who are collectively asking for wages......

Readers are squirting! The sinister editor was right to put this comic in the funny category! The plot is naïve, which will give readers a huge sense of superiority in IQ, and the poor painting skills have become one of the laughing points, so that readers can't help but complain "The painting is too bad!" As a result, this comic ranked in the top 15 on the spit list, which attracted a lot of attention.

I picked up Pooh's phone and took a look, and found that Xiaoqin updated "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" to the fourth episode, and it is still a miserable picture, and it is still full of readers complaining, and in addition to "Author: Mr. Shui Qin" in the upper right corner, there are also editors and assistants!

Editor-in-charge: Divine Grace Cow Assistant: Pooh I rub! Let's not talk about how idle the editor of "Divine Grace Cow" is, he is willing to be the editor in charge of Xiaoqin's comics, and how does the assistant write Pooh! Xiaoqin pulled you to be an assistant! No wonder you want to recommend Xiaoqin as a member of the literary committee!

Just now, Pooh also said that the squad leader was bribed for not letting me work...... I think you're being bought! I don't remember you could draw! You're just a nominal assistant, aren't you? You think this can satisfy you and look very powerful, and you hope that Xiaoqin's comics will become more and more famous, so you can borrow it yourself!

Regarding the appearance of the editor-in-charge and assistants, according to the convention, the demonic readers began a new complaint:

"Shen Grace Niu, what is the relationship between you and Mo Enyang, the editor in charge of "Brush Soldier Man"? Why is there such a strong sense of copycat? ”

"I guess it's a new editor, I haven't seen it before, or it's too embarrassing to be the editor in charge of Mr. Shui Qin, so it's the old editor who put on a vest."

Teacher Shui Cress A: "It's a shame for weishenme to be an editor for me!? Be jealous of me! Who sent you! How many of you are there! ”

"Come and see, everyone! The 14-year-old Lori author is going crazy again! Let's poke it out, everyone! Don't let her run! ”

"Don't YY, why do you see that this is a Lori author?"

"There are genders and ages in the author's introduction! And you see, the character dialogue in the fourth episode is handwritten, this trace is so beautiful, it's definitely a girl! ”

Speaking of Xiaoqin, she does write a good hand, and it seems that although painting and writing are both written, there is no inevitable connection.

"Stupid! Who can guarantee that those delicate fonts must have been written by the author? Maybe it was written by an assistant! I see that the assistant Pooh was specially invited to write, because the fourth word has not changed in terms of drawing skills compared to before! ”

"Upstairs Takami"

"Takami+1"

These readers, who are suspicious of Pooh's ghostwriting, have really guessed wrong: Pooh's Chinese characters are a little better than mine, and if you don't know, you will think that it is from some male student who doesn't like to study.

"Haha, have you noticed? The author, Mr. Shui Cress, is a plant, and the editor in charge of the 'Divine Grace Cow' eats grass, and the assistant is 'Winnie the Pooh', and the three of them form a perfect food chain! ”

"I like to hear it, I like to hear it, I just don't know if the cow likes to eat celery or not."

"Your grandma is a bear! My name is Pooh, not Winnie the Pooh! Get rid of the bear word for me! ”

This ID, called "Winnie the Great", was obviously registered by Xiong Yaoyue.

"Call for reinforcements! The second 14-year-old Lori who is in charge of writing has appeared! Come and flirt with the author and assistant! ”

"Why do you see Winnie the Pooh is also Lori?"

"Because the font is very beautiful! And I guess these two are classmates! ”

"Get rid of the bear word! You fools×!!!!! ”

"Lori, who has such a beautiful font, swears, swears, what a powerful contrast, cute, I, I can't stand it, a library ......"

"The upstairs is broken, and the assistant Xiong praises it."

Readers full of malice, behind "Assistant: Pooh", added a big "bear" word with the spit function, and followed one after another, and made persistent efforts, even if Xiaoqin, who is the author, deleted these spits in batches at the request of Xiong Yaoyue, it can't catch up with the speed of everyone's addition.

If you use the "spit and turn the page" function on the computer, you will find that the word "bear" behind "Pooh" is sometimes big and sometimes small, the duration is sometimes short, and the time is black and white and sometimes color...... In short, it is a change of law to emphasize that the assistant is a bear.

When I watched this Western scene, most of the other class committee members also used their mobile phones to check "Cthulhu is also in love", and the expression on his face suddenly became indescribable, like Cthulhu.

"I'm against it." The representative of the English class, a girl who wears glasses and does not smile, said, "This kind of painting level that makes everyone see jokes, if it is used to draw board newspapers, it will be looked down upon by all teachers and students in the school!" ”

The thin boy sitting next to her, the representative of the math class, nodded in agreement.

The others didn't express their opinions for the time being, probably because they thought that Xiaoqin was my childhood sweetheart, and to tell the truth, it would offend me, so it was better to let the squad leader get the idea.

"Why are you so unappreciative!?" Xiong Yaoyue stood up in pain and pressed her hands on the long table, "It's better to let Xiaoqin be a member of the Literature and Art Committee than to be a vacant member of the Literature and Art Committee!" Throughout the second year of junior high school, the board newspaper in our class is Gong Caicai writing art characters to deal with the past, how monotonous! ”

"This issue needs not be discussed anymore." The squad leader motioned for Xiong Yaoyue to sit down, "I just confirmed with Geng Yuhong by text message, Zhuang Ni will officially return to class on September 3, and it is possible to participate in the opening ceremony tomorrow - Zhuang Ni will continue to serve as the literary and artistic committee." ”

Xiong Yaoyue sat down in disappointment, and asked again: "What if Zhuang Ni doesn't want to be a member of the Literature and Art Committee, or if she doesn't have classes for a few days and then takes a break from school?" ”

The squad leader sank his face: "Then it won't be your turn to be with Xiaoqin, even if I use a grid ruler to draw hexahedron, I won't let the two of you poison our class's board report......"

===== the dividing line of the popularity rankings====== the difference between the squad leader and Xiaoqin is 10,000 votes, Xiaoqin said that this is the squad leader cheating with his own chest, and one day he will press the squad leader underneath.

In Group B, not only did Xiaojuan, who had never officially appeared, dominate, but even the votes for "Shusha's Mother" were already higher than Dr. Yu, and she only appeared in one photo! Sure enough, in the novel "I Am Talent", are there no men?

In addition, the book friend "Handsome Guy is a Ball of Ice and Fire" asked: I don't know if it's okay to vote for Ya Yandie, although it's right to get a bento......

Scrap iron said: Since the black mouse can be on the list, the Ya Mo butterfly (Blue Moore Armenian butterfly) can of course also be on the list.