[786] What a
[786] What a
I just got back to class in the afternoon. I saw that Brother Xu and a few of them had arrived, chatting there, and a group of people were gathered together.
I went over to take a look, and then I realized that after a long time of trouble, the lobster and Brother Ze were playing chess there.
I patted Brother Xu on the shoulder.
Brother Xu turned his head, "It's here." ”
"Well, you'll get there."
"It's 12 o'clock when I woke up, and my brothers just ate something and came to school, just in time for the afternoon class."
"Our school is crazy, have you heard?"
Brother Xu nodded, "Listen to what I just said, everyone pays twenty yuan." ”
Then Chen Yang also turned his head, "But I found that there are only a hundred yuan in total for the few of us, and after handing it over, there is no place to eat." ”
I reached out and took out three hundred from my clothes and threw it to Brother Xu, "Xiyu gave it to me at noon, pay the money, let's four eighty, and more than two hundred, let's eat." ”
"What's wrong with Boss Xi, this is." Brother Xu stretched out his hand to borrow money, and then said with a smile, "It's so good." ”
I sighed, "I don't have any money, I'll ask her for it at noon." ”
"Well, it's good to find a little rich woman."
I suddenly remembered Yuan Yuan, this money was still given to me by Yuan Yuan at the beginning, I don't know how Yuan Yuan is now. I looked up and took a deep breath.
Then the door of our class opened. To be precise, it was kicked open.
I turned my head and saw Zhou Orangutan, followed by Qiao Goulu, the two of them came back one after the other, very depressed.
Brother Xu reached out and patted me on the shoulder, "Are these two fighting again?" ”
I shook my head, "Then who knows, but if you look at the lifeless face of the orangutan Zhou, there must be nothing good about it." ”
"Actually, the orangutans are quite cute." Brother Xu smiled, "Everything, it's written on your face." ”
"Well, and there is still a lot of hair on your face, you need to peel it off and dig it out."
"Haha." I smiled and glanced at Chenyang, "Don't say it, don't say it, come here." ”
None of us were amused. Then he watched Zhou Orangutan return to his seat with his hands in his pockets, and then went down to the next one, lying there, not moving.
I simply stretched out my hand and pointed to the big lobster, their chessboard, "Big lobster, general, stupid, what are you looking at?" ”
"That's it, that's it, get on the horse."
"What kind of horse, flying elephant." Brother Xu followed with a smile.
A group of people are pointing fingers at the side of the big lobster and Zege. It's so lively, everyone knows that something must be wrong with Zhou orangutan, but everyone ignores Zhou orangutan very uniformly, just don't ask him what happened.
Zhou Orangutan stayed like this all the time, didn't speak or move all afternoon, just held his chin with two hands. I don't move after class. Until the last class, when I was sleeping, Zhou Orangutan pushed me from behind, "Little Sixth Brother, Little Sixth Brother." ”
I opened my eyes in a daze, and turned to look at him, "What's wrong, orangutan." ”
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Little Sixth Brother, I'm going crazy." ”
"What's wrong with you, you're going crazy."
Zhou Orangutan stretched out his two hands, and the fluffy ones began to scratch around on his face. Nor do they speak.
I looked at the orangutans around me in some surprise, "What are you doing here, you." ”
Zhou Orangutan thought for a moment, then shook his head, "It's okay." ”
"Oh, it's okay, forget it, I'll go back to sleep." Then I had to sleep again.
"Wait." Zhou Orangutan reached out and grabbed me again, "Little Sixth Brother." ”
I was stunned for a moment, then turned my head to look at Zhou Gorilla again, and found that his facial expression was very distorted and painful. It seems that there is a very serious mental struggle to do anything more.
I shoved him, "You're insane, you, don't say it, don't say it, I'll go back to sleep." Grass. ”
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, gritted his teeth for a long time, and then said, "What is the first class tomorrow morning?" ”
I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. But fortunately, I persevered, and I said to Zhou Orangutan, "There will be no class in the first class tomorrow morning." ”
"No class? How can there be no classes? Zhou Orangutan was surprised and asked, "Is it a holiday?" ”
"No, I mean, for you, there's no class, you better sleep."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and continued to struggle with a very struggling facial expression, "That's fine." ”
I said "um" and was about to go to bed.
Who knows, as soon as I lay down, Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand and pulled me again, "Little Sixth Brother." ”
I turned my head and said, "What the hell are you going to do, you fucking Zhou orangutan, are you not in a bad brain, I remind you, don't challenge my tolerance limit again, either talk, or get out, don't make me sleep." ”
Zhou Gorilla looked at me, and then sighed, "Little Sixth Brother." I can say that, but you have to make sure you don't let a third person know, okay?"
"Say."
"You must promise me, little sixth brother, this is not a joke, the matter is very serious, and only you can help me."
I looked at the orangutans around me, "What, so serious." ”
"You just say it's okay, little sixth brother."
I nodded "yes", and then I took a deep breath "What's wrong, you just say." ”
"I'm not happy and need your help with me."
I turned my body around as well, "What an unhappy method." Speak directly of the subject"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head: "Something happened to me." ”
"What's wrong? Speak directly about the subject, you don't talk nonsense, okay. ”
"Nothing."
I looked at the orangutan, "Grass, you stupid orangutan, I'm sleeping. ”
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Don't, little sixth brother, I said, I said"
I took a deep breath and said, "How can you say something that is so strenuous?" ”
"If you tell people these things, you will have a hard time."
"Then don't say it."
"I say, I say." Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said happily, "Little Sixth Brother, I took a selfie and acted at noon." ”
I was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?" ”
"When I was sweet with my daughter-in-law at noon, I was captured by the camera. Then I didn't know what was going on, so it went straight to my father's ears, and the school didn't deal with me directly. My dad just called me and said that I should go to school and that I would wait until I got home. I was wondering what he would say to me when I got home. I'm depressed, what should I do, little sixth brother. ”
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and suddenly became energetic, this god, how can it be so fresh, no wonder I have been hesitating to tell me, I reached out and grabbed Zhou Orangutan shoulder, "Are you serious?" ”
Zhou Orangutan looked around, "Your voice is quieter" and nodded at me, "Naturally it's true, I said, I, Zhou Orangutan lives so big, I have always been fooled by others, and I have never fooled others." I came out of the cafeteria with my daughter-in-law, and then went down the path, walked around the corner, and then went to the toilet, it happened to be noon, most of the people went to sleep, the two of us made trouble, grabbed it, touched it, kissed it, and the desire came up, and I didn't control my **, so I did it with my daughter-in-law. ”
I took a deep breath and looked at the orangutan, "Where did you do it?" ”
"That dead end over there in the dormitory. I fuck it, I didn't have a camera yesterday, and today I suddenly have it, fucking it. Zhou orangutan scolded fiercely.
"Finished taking off your clothes?" I continued.
"No, I took off my pants." Zhou Orangutan did not hide it at all: "You tell me, what should I do." Little Sixth Brother, I'm really confused. ”
I turned my head and looked at Qiao Goulu, she didn't speak anymore, she stayed there very honestly. A lot of people around her were having a good time, and she just stayed there and didn't move. Moreover, this position seems to have been maintained for a long time, before I went to bed, it was like this, and now, it is still like this.
"Little Sixth Brother, give me a way, you tell me, what should we do." I was pondering when Zhou Orangutan spoke again.
I looked around at the orangutans, "How can I do it." Tell me, what can I do, it's all like this."
"Then I won't tell you in vain."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "What do you mean?" ”
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "No, Little Sixth Brother, now there is a case record on the school side, and it is actually such a thing, I can't let him spread it." You hurry up and think of a way for me."
I sighed, "Really, there's only one way. ”
"What?" Zhou Orangutan was happy at once.
I looked around at the orangutans, "Let your dad buy it." ”
"Grass" Zhou Orangutan followed, scolding, "Didn't you say this, it means that you didn't say it, two China." ”
"I really can't help it."
"Two more cigarettes."
I looked at the orangutan, "I didn't make a fuss this time, you know mine, I really can't help it." ”
Zhou Orangutan heard this, and then said in disappointment, "That can only depend on what my dad says." ”
"Or shall we tell a few more people and let everyone figure out a way together?"
"Grass, I'm crazy." Zhou Orangutan said, "You must not allow the third person to know, if you look for my dad, find my dad, it doesn't matter, fuck, I have to get out of my anger." ”
I looked at Zhou Orangutan "Out of anger?" How do you get out? You can still go and beat up the principal. ”
"Grass." Zhou Orangutan followed and scolded, "Grass, what's the use of beating him." ”
"So what do you want?"
"Little Sixth Brother, is there any way to smash all these cameras."
"What do you want to do?" I looked at Zhou Gorilla in some surprise, "So ruthless?" ”
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Man, be ruthless, grass fucking." ”
"Seriously?"
Zhou Orangutan continued to nod, "I said, I, Zhou Orangutan, oh, no, I, Zhou Qinglong, have always been fooled by others, and I have never fooled others." ”
I looked at the orangutan, then looked around, "Orangutan, you thought of going with me." ”
"How's that going?" Zhou Orangutan became interested at once.
"Wait, I'll dig into it. I'll tell you if I've studied it. You've got your priorities sorted out first. ”
"Little Sixth Brother, you must not tell anyone about this, it's good that the two of us know, and there can't be a third person."
I nodded, "Don't worry." ”
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "You hurry up, before school, give me a detailed combat strategy." ”
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and saw that his eyes were full of light, "Are you so good?" ”
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Damn, I'll let it shoot and record again." ”
"Okay, you let me think about it."
"Okay, Little Sixth Brother."
I finished sending the orangutans and began to think about this camera.
However, before thinking about the camera, I still admired Zhou Orangutan from the bottom of my heart.
It's awesome.
Zhou orangutan is the most awesome I've ever seen in school.
Never been surpassed.