There was no sound of running water in the bathroom at this time, obviously Zhang Qingqing had finished taking a shower and was ready to come out, I hurriedly repacked the bag of garbage, and then sat on the sofa and watched TV as if nothing happened, and began to think about how to use this latest discovery to counter Zhang Qingqing's army.

It didn't take long for Zhang Qingqing to come out and ask me to hurry up and take a shower, tomorrow is Monday to go to class.

I heard the words and went to the bathroom to take a shower, there were Zhang Qingqing's changed clothes inside, I almost had a nosebleed after I saw it, and I regretted that I drank too much tonic soup just now, which made it really evil now.

After taking a cold shower, I was reluctant to suppress the restless anger, and when I came out, Zhang Qingqing had already gone back to the room to get ready to sleep. I also went back to the room in a hurry, and when I was about to burrow into the bed, Zhang Qingqing, who was wearing pink cartoon pajamas, reached out and stopped me and said, "Chen Yu, you sleep on the floor tonight." ”

"Damn, wife, what are you doing here?"

When Zhang Qingqing saw my stunned appearance, she smiled proudly and said vigorously: "First, we are not called husband and wife; Second, I am very angry that you guy is eye-to-eyeing with Li Mengting, and I want to punish you; The third is who told you to drink so much tonic soup tonight, I think you are very dangerous now. To be on the safe side, so you sleep honestly on the floor! ”

When I heard this, I cried and said, "I'll go, and I'll drink two bowls of big tonic soup, are you afraid that I'll be restless and unbearable, so what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhang Qingqing's peach blossom eyes blinked, and she said with an innocent expression: "Yes, I'm really afraid that someone will play hooligan on me in the middle of the night." So, you've got to sleep on the floor for me tonight. And if you dare to come up with any bad ideas in the middle of the night and sneak into my bed, be careful that I kick you down, I have learned women's wolf prevention techniques these days! ”

When I heard this, my face turned black with anger, and I said, "Zhang Qingqing, why are you like this, other women's wolf prevention techniques are against wolves, why do you use them to prevent me?" ”

Zhang Qingqing giggled and said, "I'm guarding against you, a big-tailed pervert." ”

When I was hospitalized, I just wanted to kiss Li Mengting, and then I was accidentally bumped into by Zhang Qingqing, and then because I pretended to be a priest in the church and showed my feet, Zhang Qingqing's little character who loves to hold grudges is now deliberately making things difficult for me. I had no choice but to go to the closet and get the quilt and mat in hatred, and honestly lay the floor on the cold ground next to Zhang Qingqing's soft bed.

I remember that when I first came to Zhang's house as a son-in-law, I was laying the floor every day, and I was probably used to being obedient at that time, so I didn't feel anything. Now I'm used to sleeping in a bed at home, and suddenly I was driven down to make a bunk, and I found that the floor was really hard, and I was not used to lying down.

It's only ten o'clock in the evening, Zhang Qingqing, the girl, can't sleep, so she picked up a fashion magazine and flipped through it, and after reading it for a while, she asked me gently if I was cold, thirsty or not?

I thought she was going to bring me a quilt and tea, which flattered me a little, saying that I was a little thirsty.

Unexpectedly, this girl immediately said to me happily: "Oh, you are also thirsty, I am also thirsty, then you hurry up and wash a pear, I will eat it too." ”

I heard that a few black lines suddenly pulled down on my forehead, and the feeling was that she was thirsty and wanted to eat fruit but was reluctant to move because it was a little cold in the spring evening, so she deliberately changed the way to let me get Sydney pears for her, I originally wanted to say that if you want to eat it, you won't take it yourself?

But think about my mother-in-law always teaching me that women love to be coquettish with the men they like, and boys should be generous and follow the wishes of girls, so that young couples will have a happier life.

Thinking about it like this, I got up angrily and said, "It must be that I owe you something in my last life, so I will meet you in this life, Sydney, I'll get it for you." ”

Zhang Qingqing saw that although I saw through her little conspiracy, but still honestly went to get fruit for her, she couldn't help but smile very happily, and said to me that it's good to peel the pear, don't cut it.

I almost cried when I heard this, I meowed and said to help you get Sydney, when did I say I was going to help you peel the pear? However, when I heard her last sentence, I couldn't help but feel a little moved in my heart, because my mother-in-law was more superstitious, she ate Sydney pears on weekdays, and always taught us that Sydney pears can't be cut into pieces and eaten separately, because dividing pears is separation.

I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to tell me like this, does this mean that she likes me and doesn't want to be separated from me?

After I helped Zhang Qingqing peel a pear for her to eat, I lay down on the floor again, and slept too much when I was hospitalized in the hospital, so I couldn't sleep at night now, so I hid in the quilt, took out my mobile phone, turned off the sound of the phone, and entered the game hall to play games.

I was playing, and suddenly a friend sent a message from a button, and when I opened it, I saw that it was "Hollow Valley Youlan", that is, Zhang Qingqing's trumpet, this girl is now in the same room as me, and she still wants to play with me, which is really unreasonable.

The message she sent was simple, just two words: "What are you doing?" ”

I replied more simply: "I'm doing it!" ”

I secretly glanced at Zhang Qingqing on the big bed with the corner of my eye, the girl was still sitting with her back against the head of the bed, holding a fashion magazine in her hand, and was playing with her mobile phone under the cover of the magazine. ”

I thought to myself that Zhang Qingqing didn't know that she was exposed anyway, so why not just tease her, who told her to tease me first, and drove me out of bed to sleep on the floor. So I asked her, "Did you see the one you sent at noon, how do you feel?" ”

Zhang Qingqing said: "I won't watch that." ”

"How do you know it's like that?"

Zhang Qingqing said in shame: "You die!" ”

I made a few horny jokes with her on my phone, and by about 11 p.m., we said goodbye to each other and snapped them up.

The light in the bedroom has been turned off, only a faint moonlight is projected on the side of the window, I lie on the floor and prepare to sleep, and Zhang Qingqing on the bed has no movement, it seems that she is about to fall asleep quietly.

About half an hour later, I was already in a daze and was about to fall asleep, and then suddenly I heard Zhang Qingqing on the bed talking, she called me in a low voice: "Chen Yu, are you asleep?" ”

I was about to fall asleep in a daze, so my reaction was a little sluggish, and when I just wanted to say that there was something wrong with me before I fell asleep, Zhang Qingqing said to herself: "It's good to fall asleep." ”

I was stunned for a moment when I heard this, thinking to myself why Zhang Qingqing wanted me to fall asleep, and said that it was good to fall asleep, what did she want to do?

Then, I heard another movement on the bed, so I secretly opened my eyes a little, and through the faint moonlight projected through the window, I vaguely saw Zhang Qingqing, the girl, sneakily took the mobile phone on the bedside table, and then nervously glanced at me who was sleeping on the floor, and then hid in the bed like a thief.

My heart was beating normally, and I thought to myself what Zhang Qingqing was doing, could it be chatting with other male netizens in the middle of the night? This thought made me instantly jealous, and I almost couldn't help but jump up and ask Zhang Qingqing who she was having an affair with now?

But suddenly I heard Zhang Qingqing's almost inaudible self-talk: "Oh my God, why is this so colorful, Chen Yu actually looks at this on weekdays, it's really shameless." ”

When I heard this, I crashed instantly, and it took a while before I suddenly understood that Zhang Qingqing couldn't hold back her curiosity in the end, and she secretly hid under the cover in the middle of the night while I was asleep to watch the kind I sent to her at noon. Hehe, it seems that the curiosity of women is gone.

Although Zhang Qingqing muttered to herself shyly that this book is very good, she did not immediately turn off her mobile phone and go to sleep, but continued to hide in the bed and read. I secretly smiled in my heart, I thought let's see it, watch it to your heart's content, it doesn't matter if you see that you are restless, isn't your husband and I still lying in the room, although I am hugging it, don't be polite to me.

While thinking badly, I deliberately made a little snoring sound, so that Zhang Qingqing mistakenly thought that I was sleeping soundly, and she could watch enough without fear.