This, Zhen Nima is the feeling of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, and the Heavenly Demon who has been sealed for tens of thousands of years is actually an old dog in the underworld chat group who can sing, can't it, Zhang Fan's eyes widened in disbelief and said, "No, aren't you still going out with Fluttershy to sing?" ”

VIP Wang said: "You can't be so naïve...... Ben Wang's is almost a casual one, anyway, Fluttershy's girl has never come out......"

Zhang Fan: "......" pretending to be familiar, Nima, the old oilman of the Internet.

VIP Wang said: "If you still don't believe it, then you have to show evidence, take it out, you can't believe it...... I wipe, I can't take it, the phone is still on my body, let's put it this way, Ben Wang said that the live broadcast in Guigu was very exciting, especially in the last ......"

Zhang Fan's face was instantly embarrassed: "Stop, I believe it, I believe it......"

VIP Wang hehe smiled evilly and said: "Since you believe it, then let Ben Wang out, Ben Wang has been sealed for tens of thousands of years, I really want to go to the mortal world to play, I can't wait." ”

Zhang Fan said: "It's still not right, you have been sealed for so long, where did you get your mobile phone?" ”

VIP Wang said: "One day Ben Wang was chanting poems against him, suddenly, fell a thing and smashed on Ben Wang's head, picked it up and looked, oh, it was actually a mobile phone, Ben Wang didn't know what it was at that time, but Ben Wang was talented, and it didn't take long for about one or two years or three or four years to learn how to use it, and he also invented a spell called charging...... Moreover, there is also a dungeon chat group in it, and then, there is no then. ”

Zhang Fanxin said, I'll go, this experience is so bloody.

You can also pick up a mobile phone under the big array.

Why is the credibility so low!

Talented, you can learn to use it in one or two or three or four years, how smart is this, I don't have to hit you, but, how old is your mobile phone, and you can still do live video?

Zhang Fan looked at the VIP Wang in front of him, this will have become the size of a normal Wang, it should be said that it is smaller than a normal Wang, the height is not as high as Zhang Fan's knees, just like an ordinary puppy, and he also spits out his tongue, what a bad habit, the tail is still wagging constantly, no matter how you look at it, there is no way to associate it with the word 'Heavenly Demon'.

Seeing Zhang Fan staring at himself, VIP Wang straightened his head and retracted his tongue, "Look at the wool, I've never seen such a handsome Wang!" ”

Zhang Fan: "......"

I've seen Wang, but I've never seen such a funny Wang, and it's still Wang who has been sealed for tens of thousands of years.

After the VIP Wang finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue and gasped for breath, and blinked when he looked at Zhang Fan's speechless expression. Zhang Fan asked, "What are you doing in the mortal world?" ”

VIP Wang said: "Play, hehe, the main thing is to sing K!" ”

Wang wants to sing, this picture ...... Zhang Fan's mind made up that one Wang was in a luxurious KTV private room, Wang paw still grabbed a microphone, raised his head and roared, all kinds of intoxication, if Wang still had sunglasses on his eyes, if there was a KTV princess by his side...... It's not too pretty.

Zhang Fan shook his head vigorously.

VIP Wang said: "Do you want to listen to Ben Wang's singing...... Lyrical, rock, and foreign languages can all sing, Ben Wang will give you a ...... You exist deep in my mind, in my dreams, in my heart, in my singing...... Peel a pear, coconut skin ......"

Even if you sing, you have to roll around on the ground, roll and roll, and jump up after rolling, and then think you are very handsome and stand upright on your feet, and lie down slightly...... After jumping, then rolling in circles, rolling vertically, rolling horizontally, showing the skills of rolling sheets, and then a section of Michael's space step to do the end.

This...... What a beep dog!

Looking at Zhang Fan, who was already completely confused, VIP Wang said: "How is Ben Wang's strength, the superstar embryo is proper!" ”

If this Wang is allowed to go to the mortal world, he still insists on singing on stage and becoming a star, this will be even more terrifying than the destruction of life, and the worldview of all human beings in the mortal world will collapse.

For the sake of all mankind, we can't let it out.

VIP Wang said: "Slap in the face and force ...... Wang, slap your face big, what's the matter, everyone is a gangster, just let Ben Wang out, Ben Wang swore that he would never cause trouble. ”

Zhang Fan shook his head after thinking about it again.

The VIP snorted and fell to the ground, daring to love the performance that worked so hard just now: "For Mao, Ben Wang has performed and sang for you......"

Zhang Fan still shook his head.

VIP Wang Yi got up again with a look of contempt, and put on this expression for the woolen Wang Neng, and it was deep contempt: "Slap your face big, do you treat your group friends like this?" Aren't you afraid that the members of the entire underworld group will despise you? If you don't let Ben Wang out, Ben Wang will post your ugly behavior to the group, so that everyone will spit on you, it's too unrighteous, see who in the group will pay attention to you. ”

This...... Zhang Fan's heart is really a little taboo, if this Wang really does this, his image in the group will be ruined, it's okay to say anything else, if you treat the group members like this, what will others think of you, will you say that you are cold-blooded and unemotional, will it chill the hearts of the people in the group, who will associate with you.

But this Wang is a heavenly demon!

Seeing that Zhang Fan's face was cloudy, VIP Wang hit the iron while it was hot: "That's it, slap the face...... Wang, the slap in the face is big, the consciousness prison is also a prison, there is always a holiday, you first look at Ben Wang's performance, the performance is qualified, and then you completely let Ben Wang out, you will let Ben Wang go to the mortal world to play for a few days, Ben Wang can't wait. ”

There is some truth to that.

There are also those who are imprisoned in the mortal world who go out to fight the autumn breeze, or even go out to visit relatives or something, we can't help but talk about humanity.

However, this VIP Wang will not fool himself, right?

If he was fooled by a Wang, Zhang Fan felt that he would not be able to live in this life.

Zhang Fan's mind moved, we are not stupid, so we followed the process of the prison, and there was an extra piece of paper between his hands, which read: Specially approved for a day of vacation, if the performance is not good, enter the prison at any time, and then sign his name.

As soon as the name was signed, the VIP Wang in front of him suddenly disappeared.

Zhang Fan knew that he should have returned to the real world out of the prison of his consciousness, so his consciousness also left the prison, and sure enough, he saw that the huge VIP Wang opened his eyes and climbed up, and the ghosts that were still gathered around it were jumped, and the VIP Wang, who was more than five meters high, was like a hill, and the visual impact was absolutely great.

But suddenly, there was a loud bang, and the VIP fell to the ground.

appeared again in Zhang Fan's consciousness prison.

VIP Wang said that he was very angry: "Wang, Wang Wang......" When he was angry, he didn't know how to speak.

Zhang Fan said shyly: "Mistaken, mistaken...... The new skills are not yet proficient. He exhaled a long breath of thick mist, really worried that he would be deceived by a wang.

The VIP slandered: "Zhang Fan is a big pit - forced!" ”

Leaving the Prison of Consciousness again, VIP Wang got up again, and for the sake of safety, this time, it lay on the ground for a while, making sure that it would not fall down again before standing up.

Zhang Fan said: "Your head is too big, go to the mortal world, and don't scare people to death." ”

VIP Wang's paw didn't know where to take out a pill, swallowed it, and then began to shake his head, keep shaking, keep shaking...... Keep shaking, keep shaking...... I'm going to go, this Wang is still taking drugs, Zhang Fan feels that his worldview has collapsed again.

But I saw the VIP Wang shouting: "Transform!" Immediately, Wang's body continued to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon, it became the size of an ordinary VIP Wang.

"So cute, VIP Wang"

"yes, I want to hug it"

"I think of my cool house, it's also a VIP Wang"

"My family also raises Wang"

The ghost chatted babblingly.

Then the next scene made this group of newly dead ghosts all stunned, only to see the VIP Wang happily took out a mobile phone, and then, it skillfully operated with its claws, and clicked on the chat window of the 'Difu Chat Group'.

Zhang Fan took a look, this is really a mobile phone from many years ago, and the brand seems to be Nokia. But such an old machine, how did you watch the live broadcast, and while thinking about it, VIP Wang had already held a series of dazzling operations on the mechanical keyboard with a Nokia mobile phone, and the typing speed was still very fast.

If Venerable Fu Xing and Tai Thirteen saw this speed, it is estimated that the two old men who have not been out of the house for thousands of years will cry and faint in the toilet. It's not even as good as Wang!

Then, Zhang Fan felt his mobile phone vibrate, took it out and took it out, someone @adult slapped his face, slapped his face, slapped his face, slapped, said, important things three times.

Then, the herd of livestock.

Three Songs: ......

Night Tour: ......

A big dream......

The rowing boat does not rely on the oars, but on the waves......

Venerable Fu Xing......

Tai Thirteen ......