Chapter 37: The Laugh of the Demon God
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Ma Sanyuan raised his head and looked at Yang Pojun, "You go and help Changqing." The other side is really a net of heaven and earth, and there is a chance that he will die there. ”
"That's what you think." Yang Pojun shook his head, "Before Changqing leaves, ask me to protect you and never leave." That's my job. I'm just a gun. A gun, should not have a mind of its own. Whatever Changqing commands, I will do. ”
Ma Sanyuan was stunned again.
"Incomprehensible?"
Ma Sanyuan nodded.
"You'll understand later." Yang Pojun smiled, "In this world, there is really a kind of person who was born with the emperor's destiny. can make people willingly go to the soup for him, liver and brain. ”
On the way, Lu Yu drove the car, and Mi Mouse sat in the co-pilot and began to pull his broken erhu.
This time, it is not Huangmei Opera or Peking Opera, but Gezai Opera, which is an opera in Taiwan, with a very unique tune, singing while playing.
"I'm riding a white horse and going through three levels, I'll change into plain clothes and go back to the Central Plains, let go of Xiliang and no one cares, I only want Wang Baochuan."
Lu Yu listened energetically, followed the beat, and asked, "Master Yuan, is this song okay, what's the name?" ”
Mi Mouse said: "It's called Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan." ”
Lu Yu smiled: "I read this story, it was during the Tang Dynasty, and I forgot it at that time." It is a person named Xue Pinggui, this person was born poor, and Wang Baochuan, the third daughter of Prime Minister Wang Yun, threw hydrangea and chose him as his son-in-law, and then, Xue Pinggui went to Xiliang to fight and was captured, and the people thought he had died. Unexpectedly, he was recruited by Princess Xiliang as a son-in-law and became the king of Xiliang. And only his wife Wang Baochuan firmly believes that he is not dead and refuses to remarry. Later, Pinggui received Bao Chuan's blood letter, knowing that Bao Chuan was bullied by his brothers and sisters-in-law at home, and was so sad that he left the throne and his supreme rights, and went through hardships all the way, just to return to the Central Plains to reunite with Wang Baochuan. ”
"Brother Lu, you knew that Ma Sanyuan partnered with Wei Feng, and you put down a trap for you to drill, and you still drilled into it. This stupid guy has a fight with Xue Pinggui, a kid. Rice rat laughed.
"Master Yuan, you also see Ma Sanyuan's flaws?" Lu Yu asked.
"I don't have your brilliant head. I don't see any flaws in Ma Sanyuan, but I feel this way. People like us, licking and eating on the tip of a knife, never doubt our own feelings. Mi Mouse said, "Why don't you expose Ma Sanyuan?" As long as you give an order just now, Yang Laogun and I will immediately send him to see Chen Fenglei. ”
"Consume master, thousands of troops are easy to obtain, but celebrities are hard to find. I gave him a chance to kill me, and he was at ease, and I took care of it. This time I want not to die, I will keep him and Ma Sanyuan will sell my life to me. Lu Yu said with a smile.
"This is the so-called way of thinking about problems in the big guys?" Mickey wondered.
Lu Yu didn't answer.
Mickey continued: "Damn, I think people like you are insane. ”
Lu Yu laughed, and said, "If you don't go crazy, you won't become a Buddha." ”
If you don't go crazy, you won't become a Buddha.
The rice mouse silently recited these six words.
Then he scolded, "Brother Evergreen, I was fooled." Really, the champion said that you are a rare wonderful person in the world, you are a fart wonderful person, and you are the most vulgar person in the world. I said, are you so alive, are you tired and panicked? ”
"Not tired." Lu Yu shook his head, "Because I have love in my heart." ”
"Love your uncle, you're so disgusting." Mi Mouse scolded, "But Brother Changqing, I will obey you a little, just by virtue of this, I don't want your 40 million, I will give you my life." ”
"Which point?" Lu Yu asked.
"You have the heart to defend against others, but you don't have the heart to harm others. Follow you, at least you won't sell me. The rice mouse said with a serious face.
"Master Consumption, be reasonable, you take a look in the rearview mirror yourself, you have such a respectful face, and you will only have a ghost if you sell it." Lu Yu laughed.
"Fart, the champion has said it, looking at the whole rivers and lakes, I am the second handsome."
"You don't need to say that I know that the first handsome person is definitely Senior Brother Wang." Lu Yu rolled his eyes.
"But you have to admit that what the champion said is often very reasonable." Rice rat emphasized.
"Yes, you are the second handsome in the rivers and lakes. Then the waste master, let's go back and do some side hustles to generate income. Let's set up a wife club, specifically for lonely young women, Senior Brother Wang and you are the first two red cards in our club. Lu Yu teased.
"I'm okay with that. It is my bounden duty to save thousands of empty and lonely lesbians, even if they die. The rice mouse nodded, not ashamed at all.
"That master, for the sake of thousands of lonely young women who are living in dire straits, waiting for you to save, don't die if you wait."
"Die, how could I die. finally met you who were so careless about eating, living, drinking, smoking and meat, and Lao Tzu was reluctant to die. ”
On the western outskirts of the city, an abandoned chemical plant.
Lu Yu got out of the car with the rice mouse, looking here, the grass and trees were withered, deserted, and there was a rusty gate in front of him, Lu Yu looked at the gate, "Master Consumption, let's go!" ”
Lu Yu pushed open the iron door.
Inside Hessewood.
With a snap, the light turned on, the light was dazzling, and Lu Yu's pupils shrank.
About fifty meters in front of him, Wei Feng stared at him coldly.
There were also four swordsmen, surrounding him, all with cold eyes and murderous eyes.
The enemies on the surface are just these four.
As for how many are still in the shadows, then Lu Yu doesn't know.
But if you think about it, there must be more than these four people.
Although these four people are already strong enough, they are all cultivators at the level of transformation.
Of course, it's just that pseudo-innate.
But the strength is also far above the average dark strength peak martial artist.
"The surname is Lu, I didn't expect you to dare to come. You, turtle son, are a little bold. Remember today, and next year today will be your death day. Wei Feng smiled coldly.
Lu Yu ignored him, didn't take him to heart at all, he looked around, feeling, and his keen feeling reminded him that in the dark, several sniper rifles had locked on him.
But he wasn't nervous.
If you come, you will be safe.
"The surname is Lu, you are dying, and you dare to be so rampant!"
Seeing that Lu Ran actually ignored him, Chen Xiaodao was furious, and there was a strong sense of frustration.
"Wei Feng, you have something wrong with your brain, didn't I ask you to prepare more people? It's just a mallet, there's enough for me to kill. ”
Lu Yu had no choice but to reply to him.
Otherwise, he was afraid that this kid would be angry, and it wouldn't be fun.
"Hmph, don't be ashamed, kill him for me!" Wei Feng said angrily and began to give command.
The four swordsmen didn't move.
Lu Yu and Mi Mouse moved.
One is a rat boiling oil pot, and the other is a lotus step by step.
All of them are almost teleported, changing directions.
Lu Yu had already guessed that Wei Feng might use a sniper rifle, so he brought a rice mouse instead of Yang Pojun.
In terms of strength, Yang Pojun is invincible and invincible with one spear and two spears.
However, compared to the kung fu of escaping, those ten Yang Pojun are not as good as a rice mouse.
There is an unbreakable truth in this river and lake that can only be laughed at the end if you live to the end.
Four sniper rifles!
Bang bang
Gunfire erupted.
There was a muffled pop.
Two staggered bowl-mouthed pits appeared on the ground.
Rubble splattered all over the floor.
Lu Yu and the rice mouse were safe and sound.
The corners of Lu Yu's lips turned up, and at some point, the ox horn bow was already in his hand.
He was smiling.
Those who knew him well knew that whenever he showed this kind of abyssal demon god-like smile.
That means someone is going to die.