[386] For you are a family
is worthy of being a brother of the school basketball team, and when he heard that something unusual had happened here, he immediately ran over to help! But don't worry, the situation is under control.
Stay, stay, stay your sister! Shen Shaoyi's lungs are about to explode! In his opinion, Xiong Yaoyue was pressed by me against the wall of the small alley with a painful face, and the skirt xiangshang was dangerous, as if she was raped by me in broad daylight!
Don't get me wrong! Xiong Yaoyue had a painful expression on her face, because she had broken her foot! And at this time, she had gradually suppressed the pain, and began to feel ridiculous because the two of us fell on the horse, and giggled! You've seen anyone who has been raped and laughed so happily!
Huh? Originally, he clenched his fists and wanted to come over and hit me, but when he saw Xiong Yaoyue's face with a smile, he covered his chest with a deep blow and took a step back?
Does Shen Shaoyi think that Xiong Yaoyue was voluntary, not forced by me? Pain and happiness alternately appeared on Xiong Yaoyue's face, is it because she was in pain and happy under the shock of my tiger body!
Don't wronged me so much! I didn't take my pants off at all, okay!
In order to prove my innocence, I took half a step back from the posture of clinging to Xiong Yaoyue, and spread my hands out, indicating that everything was a misunderstanding.
"Shen Shaoyi, things are not what you think, listen to my explanation......"
Shen Shaoyi's gaze was firmly locked on my right wrist.
Huh? What do you see? I have a watch on my left wrist, but I don't have anything on my right wrist?
Raise your hand and look—your sister's! It's Xiong Yaoyue's underwear that has just been taken off, and it's cracked! It's amazingly attached to my wrist, it's a bracelet that I can't look at!
This once again made Shen Shaoyi confirm his guess: Xiong Yaoyue didn't wear underwear! Her panties were taken off by me!
Wronged! Although Xiong Yaoyue is indeed in a vacuum now, her underwear was not taken off by me!
"You ...... How long have you been together? ”
Shen Shaoyi gritted his teeth, and Zuihou jumped out with such a sentence.
"It was all an accident!" I hurriedly said, "Believe me, I won't do anything to be sorry for my brother!" ”
Shen Shaoyi didn't listen to my words at all, his voice was low, like a volcano on the eve of an eruption, gloomy and depressing.
"I'm not angry because you're with Pooh, but because, since you're already together, weishenme told me plainly!?"
"Isn't it funny to watch me agonize over who you've already got!?"
"He also lied to me, saying that Pooh rejected me because he misunderstood that I was gay......"
"You also said that you would not do anything to be sorry for your brother...... Doesn't that count! This level of betrayal ......"
"Alright, alright! You're not done! ”
Xiong Yaoyue interrupted Shen Shaoyi's bloody and tearful accusation.
She didn't dare to touch the ground with her right foot, standing with one hand against the wall, and the vacuum under her skirt took a big grinning posture, which made the two men present feel cramped and uneasy.
"Why are you angry at Ye Lin?" Xiong Yaoyue's anger was even greater than Shen Shaoyi's, which made Shen Shaoyi inexplicable.
"And said that Ye Lin betrayed you...... Didn't you betray Ye Lin first! ”
"What!?"
"Don't pretend to be stupid! Didn't you let Ye Lin send a message and want to date me? If you want to abandon Ye Lin, just say it, why use this kind of indiscriminate method! ”
Shen Shaoyi was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"I ...... I'm not gay! Besides, the rumors are about me and Captain Guo Songtao...... No, it's okay for me to be with Captain Guo Songtao! It has nothing to do with Ye Lin! ”
Xiong Yaoyue had a look of disdain on her face.
"Huh? It's so simple to deny it! You and Ye Lin are also a one-day husband and wife, so don't you admit it! In order to please you, Ye Lin is obviously willing to wear black silk cut-out underwear......"
Shen Shaoyi looked at me with a very shocked gaze, and I hurriedly shook my head in denial.
Xiong Yaoyue continued:
"Anyway, you don't want anyone else! Now don't accuse people of not wanting you! No matter what Ye Lin and I seem to be doing just now, it has nothing to do with you! Anyway, Ye Lin is right! If you have any complaints, come to me! Don't you want me to ask for it? ”
Xiong Yaoyue gave Shen Shaoyi a lesson, and at the same time glanced at me, as if to say, "How is it?" I'm angry with my good sister, right? ”
I'm not an abandoned woman who needs your sympathy! Shen Shaoyi thinks that I robbed his woman, but do you think that I robbed Shen Shaoyi's man! In addition to the fact that the victim is always Shen Shaoyi, yes, there are more and more misunderstandings during this period!
Being shouted by Xiong Yaoyue without a head, Shen Shaoyi closed his eyes painfully, opened them again, and said with a twelve-minute question:
"You...... When did He Ye Lin start? ”
"Can you handle it?" Xiong Yaoyue slapped her chest hard, "If you're angry, come and beat me!" ”
It's a weird situation! It seems that I am the wife of the person who came out of the wall!
Shen Shaoyi sighed extremely sadly, "Pooh, I don't have any qualifications to stop you from being with Ye Lin, but ...... Would you like to protect yourself a little? Don't ...... with Ye Lin in this kind of place."
"What's wrong in a place like this! Sister, it's good for this! Xiong Yaoyue deliberately wanted to be angry with the other party.
"Could it be that Ye Lin forced you to ......?"
Although Jishu who plays basketball is better than me, but in terms of fighting, Shen Shaoyi is 108,000 miles away from me, he calmed down a little, and then gave up his plan to fight with me, and just stared at me with questioning eyes.
"Ye Lin didn't force me!" Xiong Yaoyue instantly took all the responsibility on herself, "It's because I have seen too much in the Internet café**, and I just want to try outdoor play with Ye Lin!" In the morning, I also took a mandarin duck bath with Ye Lin! Are you jealous? If you're jealous, you'll kill me! ”
Who took a mandarin duck bath with you! It's my sister who is bathing with you! And the person Shen Shaoyi wants to hack to death is me, right!
Sure enough, after listening to Xiong Yaoyue's nonsense, Shen Shaoyi believed it, he staggered a step, looked at me with the eyes of Wu Dalang looking at Ximen Qing (there is really no such handsome Wu Dalang), clenched his fists three times, and released it three times, zuihou finally shouted in an angry voice:
"Ye Lin, you...... You're teasing me like that! Don't say I'm brother to you in the future! ”
As soon as the tears appeared in the corners of his eyes, he turned around and ran away quickly.
"You wait!! In this year's basketball conference, I want to make your 3rd class lose even worse than last year!! ”
After leaving such a threat, Shen Shaoyi, the green school grass, ran away with tears.
Xiong Yaoyue smugly punched me in the chest.
"How? Sister is interesting enough, right? ”
You're so interesting that you didn't even care about your own reputation in order to help me get angry, but you completely helped out! My brother made you angry!
"But Shen Shaoyi can cry for you, which shows that he still cares about you! Maybe you'll still have hope of getting back together......"
Shen Shaoyi cried for you! Because the goddess in my heart doesn't know self-love, she actually ooxx with others in the small alley, so the glass heart is broken! This time it's good, I promised the class president to win the first place in the grade group in the basketball conference, Shen Shaoyi's class 2 was originally the biggest obstacle, and now he wants to fight with me desperately because of Xiong Yaoyue's matter! The ambition that I went to the squad leader's house to eat is about to be in the soup!
The only consolation is that Shen Shaoyi is not a person who likes to gossip, and will never make a big deal about today's events, neither will Xiong Yaoyue's reputation be damaged, nor will the other brothers on the school basketball team think that I am a bastard, he will only silently keep this matter in mind and compete with me silently. Even Liu Badshui, the point guard in the same class as him, will not understand that he has to win me.
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue rubbed her feet and let out a frightening "quack", and then she solemnly announced that she had cured her own feet!
, you're a biochemical human! I don't have to recover so quickly! Last time, I was injured by Xiaoqin's periosteum, and I had a splint on my arm for two weeks!
After putting the shorts in her skirt, Xiong Yaoyue returned to the "sports girl" mode, said baibai to me, and ran away in the direction of her house.
Because of the fluttering skirt, the male creatures on the road looked sideways, but soon found that there were safety pants in the skirt, so they had to sigh in disappointment and curse the inventor of the safety pants in their hearts.
After a simple dinner, I went to the children's entertainment center on the bank of the Daning River and played basketball with people I didn't know.
You can't let your skills go to waste! If I didn't win the championship of the grade group and lost to Niu Shili in the total score, wouldn't I lose my wife and lose my soldiers, go to the squad leader's house to eat and become a bubble, and drinking women's Yanjie has become a reality!
Because of the psychological pressure and the average performance on the court, Zuihou I went home dejected.
The next day was Monday, and while I was busy copying homework in my seat, Xiaoqin closed her eyes and sniffed me from a long distance.
"Ye Lin, classmate had contact with a woman yesterday, right?" "I can smell it." ”
Huh? Who allowed you to speak in such a wife's tone! Besides, I went to see my sister yesterday, and it's normal to smell like a woman!
"It's your nose," I denied with an unnatural expression, "and it's not surprising that the women all over the street are wearing perfume, and it's not surprising that they smell a little." ”
"No......" Xiaoqin frowned and said faintly, "10% of the taste is unknown, 20% of the taste is Amy's, and 80% of the taste is the ...... of our class."
The sum is over 100%! No wonder you failed in science! But your sense of smell is a bunker! Is it really a wild animal like a saber-toothed tiger? I was lazy last night and didn't make soap in the shower, so I left such clear evidence of the crime!
No...... Wrong! What am I afraid of! I obviously didn't do anything, and besides, I was suspected of messing with flowers and grass, isn't it in line with the big radish jihua in the heart of the flower?
"Che, who do you care who I'm with?" I said ruffianly, "I see it...... No, someone saw you with the principal of Qingzi School Park......"
"Did Ye Lin really go to Qingzi School Park yesterday!" Xiaoqin blushed and asked me, "Is the floral dress I wore yesterday beautiful?" ”
"Don't divert the topic," I looked serious, "What are you doing with the principal of Qingzi School Park?" Are you transferring schools? That's a lot of fun......"
"How can I be willing to leave Ye Lin!" Xiaoqin exclaimed, "Don't say it's a transfer school, even if someone wants to change seats with me, I'll kill her...... No, it's a discussion until she gives up! ”
Kill if you don't give up! I've never seen such a murderous childhood sweetheart!
"If you're not going to transfer, the principal of Weishenme Qingzi School Park wants to ...... with you"
"Does Ye Lin have to know?"
"What? And keep it a secret from me? ”
"No, no, no......" Xiaoqin said busily, "Only my weight is kept secret from Ye Lin, if Ye Lin wants to know my bust, although it is embarrassing, I will still bear the shame and tell Ye Lin, the bust I just measured yesterday is ......"
"Don't pull it on the bust! I asked the principal of Qingzi School Park what are you doing! Are you doing something unseemly? ”
Xiaoqin whimpered in her throat, and had no choice but to reply:
"Ye Lin likes to wronged people! I'm with my uncle, what can I do that is unseemly! ”
"What? Who is your uncle? ”
"Headmaster! The principal of Qingzi School Park is my uncle! It was my uncle who made me visit their newly renovated swimming pool! I didn't want to go, but my mother forced me to go! ”
"Nonsense, the headmaster's hair is half white! Aunt Ren looks so young, how can your uncle be so old! ”
"I'm not talking nonsense! My uncle is 20 years older than my mother! He dotes on my mother very much, but my mother thinks there is a generation gap with him, so the relationship between the two is a bit strange! ”
"How can it be so bad! Does Aunt Ren have a lot of siblings? ”
"Not much," Xiaoqin blinked, "There are only two brothers and sisters, my uncle and my mother." ”
"How can that be 20 years old! What has Aunt Ren's father been doing for the past 20 years! ”
"If you ask my grandfather, he went to compete with people all over the place! It's been 20 years, and his family still thinks he's dead! He came back and gave birth to my mother......"
Wait...... Wait a minute! Why is this plot so familiar? If you think about it carefully, isn't the old man who taught me yin and yang to hone his martial arts, and after giving birth to a son, he went out for 20 years, and only gave birth to another daughter after returning home!
What a cheat! My friends and I were stunned! I knew that the martial arts circle was very small, but I didn't expect it to be so small! The old man is actually Xiaoqin's grandfather, Aunt Ren's father!
No wonder since I first went to Xiaoqin's house to save Optimus Prime, Xiaoqin has shown many times that she has a good "transformation" skill, it turns out that it is not another genre! It's yin and yang! The granddaughter with high martial arts talent that the old man said is none other than Xiaoqin!
No wonder when I defeated He Ling in the taekwondo gym with my yin and yang hands, Aunt Ren asked me who taught me kung fu! Because it looks familiar! My own family's family martial arts!
But in the duel at the construction site, Xiaoqin was in a blackened state, and Weishenme didn't use Yin Yang to disperse hands on me?
Could it be the same reason why I can't use Yin Yang Sanshou in the Berserker state, because I lost my mind (plus closed my vision), so Xiao Qin didn't actually exert her maximum combat power that time, and was just a flawed rampage state!
The old man clearly said that his granddaughter's yin and yang scattering skills are above me, and Xiaoqin must have even learned "strength"!
I thought that now my strength can be tied with Xiaobawang, but the result is not it! If Xiaoqin does her best to me, do I still have to kneel!
Why! Why are you better than me after staying at home for three years! I hate geniuses like you the most!