As he spoke, a man came out of it, about forty years old, medium, thin, with a yellow complexion and translucent blackness, and one of the most striking characteristics of this person was that he always tilted his head, walked with his head crooked, stood there with his head crooked, and tilted his head when he looked at things.

Liu Yan felt very strange when he saw this person, why did he keep looking at the door, Liu Yan followed his gaze and looked out, there was nothing, what did he always look outside?

Just as he was surprised, the man spoke, and his voice was angry: "Damn! That's what you call a big-headed leader! At such a young age, you can bubble out of the water with a light pinch, what kind of bird leader will it be? ”

Wang Junjie scolded: "Kang Laizi, don't be too presumptuous, you can do anything in front of me, don't play a scoundrel in front of Mayor Liu." ”

"Mayor Liu? Who is Mayor Liu? Where? Kang Lai's neck moved, and his eyes moved back from the doorway.

Wang Junjie pointed at Liu Yan and said, "What is he looking outside?" This is Mayor Liu. ”

"Him?"

Kang Lai's finger pointed at Liu Yan, but his eyes turned to the door again, "Young man, you are the mayor?" It looks like you're just over twenty, right? became the mayor at such a young age, there must be old thick legs on it, right? ”

Liu Yan is getting more and more strange, this guy is obviously talking to himself, why does his eyes keep staring outside? What exactly did he look at?

In addition, just now he obviously turned his eyes towards himself, how could Wang Junjie say that he was looking outside?

Liu Yan explained: "I'm just the deputy mayor. ”

"The deputy mayor is still young! The township mayor and the mayor are all big heads in my eyes, and your deputy mayor's head must be much bigger than the township mayor, I guess your old man may have a bigger head, right? ”

Liu Yan wondered even more: Why does this guy keep looking outside?

Liu Yan looked at Wang Junjie with doubt.

Wang Junjie smiled: "Mayor Liu, you think it's strange, right?" This guy was born like this, his eyes are not generally oblique, and his vision is ninety degrees different from the direction of his eyes. ”

Kang Laizi was reluctant, his head was a little crooked, and his eyes were still facing the door: "Wang Scar, who told you that Lao Tzu was born with slanted eyes?" Lao Tzu's eyes were bright when he was a child! When he was six years old, he accidentally fell from the jujube tree and broke his eyes into the bear-like one he is now. ”

Only then did Liu Yan notice that Kang Lai's eyes were indeed very slanted, not ordinarily slanted, and Wang Junjie also had an obvious scar on his neck.

Wang Junjie jumped to his feet and shouted: "Kang Laizi, can you save me some face?" When there are no outsiders, you don't get angry when you call me casually, but now that Mayor Liu is here, why do you still call me by my nickname? ”

"Didn't you call me a nickname for your shit? What's wrong? When you are a leader, you are rounder than our flat-headed people! Permission for you to call me a nickname for not allowing me to call you a nickname? ”

"Kang Laizi, when did I call you by your nickname?"

"Isn't that still screaming?"

"Damn! Kang Laizi turned out to be your nickname, I thought it was your name. ”

"Lao Tzu's big name is Kang Lide, the establishment of Li, moral virtue. My father gave me this name at the time to establish a correct moral outlook. ”

Wang Junjie laughed: "! You're still virtuous,! Your father is really not simple, and he will really give you a name, and he is as good as his name! Conrad! Well! Good name! This name is really learned, and it is really appropriate to use it on you kid. ”

Kang Laizi tilted his head and shouted: "Wang Scar, don't disgust people with this kind of talk, I can hear it so badly." ”

As he spoke, Kang Laizi picked up a cup of hot tea on the coffee table, drank a few sips, and suddenly squirted out again, jumping and screaming:

"Wang Scar, what kind of horse urine did you get on a dog's day? Do you want to kill Lao Tzu? ”

Wang Junjie yelled at Kang Lai's child: "Kang Lai's child, can you keep some virtue on your mouth?" That's it, it's still moral, cut! I can't even tell if things are good, and I still have morality! Let me tell you, this is an authentic West Lake Longjing, more than 300 pounds! Also horse urine? Does your horse urine smell like this? ”

Kang Laizi tilted his head, looked at the tea in the teacup carefully, and sighed: "I said Wang Scar, you are too willful!" That's how you drink tea? Look at this cup, in addition to the tea leaves, can you also see the tea? Even if you can't drink all the tea they send you, you can't be so bad! Since you're such a, just let me take it, you won't be able to finish it anyway. ”

As he spoke, Kang Laizi sandwiched the West Lake Longjing, which had not yet been opened, under his right armpit.

Wang Junjie looked at Kang Laizi with a red face, and he was angry and anxious in his heart, on the one hand, he heard that the tea was taken away by Kang Laihao, he was the kind of goods that would be stained with four taels of soil when a penny fell on the ground, and he was taken away by Kang Laizi for nothing, can he not feel distressed?

That tea is at least worth more than 100 yuan!

There is another layer, he is afraid that Liu Yan will misunderstand, and he must clarify this point in person:

"Kang Laizi, don't talk nonsense, okay? When did someone bring me tea? You've been here so many times, do you see someone giving me a gift? Did you kid send it to me? ”

Kang Laizi said, "I want to give you a gift, but you have to have that creation on your dog day!" How many times have you said I've been looking for you, it's just such a big, have you solved it for me? Did you give me a word? Depend on! Are you embarrassed to let me give you a gift? If you push Lao Tzu into a hurry, Lao Tzu will give you a mallet. ”

Wang Junjie smiled bitterly and said: "Mayor Liu, look at you, I am dealing with such a bluff all day long, what kind of life do you say I lived!" ”

Kang Laizi said: "Wang Scar, if you say that I am a second bluff, I will show you the two bluffs." To tell the truth, my Kang Lai child has given you a lot of face, if you still drag on and don't solve the problem for me, I tell you, in the future, I will not only take your tea, I will take whatever you have in this office, I will take what your family is worth, and if you don't ruin your dog's house, I will not be Kang Lai Child. ”

Liu Yan listened to the back and forth conversation between these two people, not like they were talking about business at all, but like a pair of little lovers flirting.

But Wang Junjie is quite right in one sentence, this Kang Lai boy is really a bluff.

There is a saying in the market - the sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, just afraid of meeting the two bluffs, when the leader, whoever meets the two bluffs has a headache.

The second bluff turns his face faster than turning a book!

At present, Kang Laizi did not turn his face with Wang Junjie, because Wang Junjie's attitude has always been sticky, this kind of stickiness made Kang Laizi see hope, or he had an illusion, he felt that Wang Junjie would not give him principles, nor did he dare to talk to him about principles, and in the end, he would definitely agree to his request.

As far as Liu Yan is concerned, it is necessary to explain principles to Kang Laizi.

It is precisely because of this that Liu Yan has to be more cautious in the face of Kang Lai's child, he is the newly elected deputy mayor of Jundu, in the eyes of people, he belongs to the group with no work experience, and the position is so conspicuous, from the moment he became the executive deputy mayor, I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at him! At this time, it's best not to let Kang Lai's child get involved. This kind of person doesn't speak lightly or heavily, and does things neither high nor low, if you listen to him, he doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he will talk to you in person, and he doesn't care what your identity is, if he makes a mess, then it's over, and you won't even have any prestige in society in the future.

Liu Yan was most frightened in his heart, that is, Kang Laizi kicked him on the spot.

However, if there is no valid reason, Liu Yan really can't leave. People like Wang Junjie are all old machines in officialdom, and if they are old machines, they will not save fuel. The first time he came to the Letters and Visits Bureau today, he met Kang Lai's child, Liu Yan felt that it was definitely not an accident, maybe Wang Junjie had made it happen in advance, it was probably that he already knew in advance that Liu Yan was going to be in charge of the petition section, and deliberately let Kang Lai'er stay in his office, as soon as Liu Yan showed up, he pushed Kang Lai'er out.

In doing so, Qi probably has two meanings, one means that he doesn't want to be this shield in front, and he wants to push this boss to the leader in charge; Another meaning is to see how you, the newly elected deputy mayor, solve the problem, if Liu Yan comes to smear oil under the soles of his feet, then after the calculation, it will leave a bad impression in Wang Junjie's mind that he does not dare to take responsibility, and he will not be able to pick it out in the future.

What to do?

Before the idea was decided, Wang Junjie spoke again: "Kang Laizi, don't you want to complain to the leader?" Don't seep it, now the leader is in front of you, if you have any bitter water, quickly pour it with the leader. ”

Get! This pushed Liu Yan forward.

Kang Laizi tilted his head again: "Wang Scar, why do you call me by my nickname again?" You're a leader, can you be a little bigger? You keep calling me by my nickname in front of the big-headed leader, and you're ruining my image as if I was a bad person. ”

Wang Junjie smiled wryly: "Okay! Good! I won't call you Kang Lai, that, what's your big name? ”

Kang Lai scolded his neck and shouted, "My name is Kang Lide." ”

"Kang Lide," Wang Junjie smiled bitterly again, "Why is this name so awkward, it doesn't match your appearance at all!" ”

Kang Laizi jumped to his feet and shouted: "Wang Scar, are you deliberately destroying me in front of the big-headed leader?" Why don't I match the name? Do you mean that I look like this bear, and I take advantage of the name Kang Lai's child? Let me tell you, although my eyes are crooked, but my heart is not crooked at all, I don't care how big your head is, if you play crooked eyes in front of me, I still won't agree. ”

Liu Yan looked at Kang Laihao, and he understood in his heart that Kang Lai's last sentence meant to warn himself.

Liu Yan did not speak.

Wang Junjie saw that Liu Yan's face was a little gloomy, so he shouted at Kang Lai's child: "Kang Lide, you are talking too far, what are you talking about those things that are not salty or light?" If you have any opinions and requirements, you can tell Mayor Liu about how many major events Mayor Liu has to be busy all day long, and he is as idle as you. ”

Liu Yan only said at this time: "Master Kong, if there is any problem, you can tell me, and let's discuss the solution together." ”

Kang Laizi said: "That's okay, today I will pour bitter water for the leader." ”