Chapter 5 Side Effects
Zhang Fan thought to himself, would he take the pill, it would be directly to cut the hair and wash the marrow, be reborn, and even fly to the fairy in the daytime, just like the elixir that Chang'e stole to eat, and go directly to the moon.
This is not nonsense, the animals in the underworld chat group said that the spirit official is two grades lower than the immortal official, and the seventh-grade spirit official is not equal to the nine-grade immortal official, and the money is equal to the little fairy, the pill given by the little fairy, that is the elixir.
Dude is going to be awesome, awesome!
On the way back to the Qin Mansion, Zhang Fan was almost beautiful, and when he arrived at the Qin Building, he was confused, the rooftop was empty, and he didn't know who the girl who fainted just now was or what her name was, and he didn't know where to find it.
But it doesn't matter, that's not the point, even if he didn't buy the medicine, the girl's friend would send her to the doctor, the point is to harvest the elixir pill in his pocket.
Zhang Fan turned to the office building and wanted to get the contract back to the company, but the staff at the front desk told her that the eldest lady was not there, and I was afraid that she would not come back today, and the contract could not be signed, so he ran away in vain, but this was not the point, the point was to harvest the elixir pill in his pocket.
On the way back to the company, Zhang Fan looked at the small pill in his hand with excitement and apprehension, and put it under his nose with a light aroma, which was refreshing.
A good thing is a good thing!
The fragrance is so strong, but you can only smell it when you get closer, which means that the medicinal properties will not volatilize.
There is smoke on the ancestral grave of our old Zhang family, and there is green smoke, thanks to the ancestors and ancestors, this time it can be regarded as developed.
Zhang Fan felt that he was dreaming, and by chance he saved the life of the future Seventh Rank Spirit Officer, and gave him a pill that was enough to change his future fate.
His hands trembled slightly, but he pinched the pill extremely firmly and stuffed it into his mouth.
The pill was sweet and delicious, and with a grunt, he swallowed the pill, it was delicious, it was so delicious.
As soon as he finished eating, Zhang Fan's originally excited expression froze suddenly, his eyes became blurred, his head was also muddy, his body shook, and he walked towards the company slowly.
When I arrived at the door of the company, I heard a voice: "Zhang Fan, what's the matter with you, where did you slip away during work hours?" It was Chen Bing, the director of the program department, that is, Zhang Fan's top boss, who frowned when he saw Zhang Fan coming back from outside.
Zhang Fan glanced at him and snorted disdainfully: "It's your business!" Take care of yourself, don't take a chicken feather as an arrow all day long! Aren't you also a stinky worker? What a. ”
"You ......"
Chen Bing was stunned, although Zhang Fan said that he likes to be lazy at work, he is still honest, why did he become so bold and out of line, so violent and daring to choke with his top boss, without saving face at all.
I saw Zhang Fan swaggering into the company, and the faction was even more explosive than the chairman.
The slender figure in front of me was stepping on the kitten steps, and the buttocks wrapped in the tight skirt looked more and more plump and attractive, snapped, a slap slapped it hard, and then I heard the girl's loud scream, she looked back in shock, Zhang Fanzheng grinned: "The figure is good, Mr. Ye has not touched it less." ”
Chen Bing, the director of the program department, was choked by Zhang Fan and was about to have a seizure, but when he saw this scene, he swallowed his words back, this guy took the wrong medicine, even Mr. Ye's mistress dared to flirt, and he dared to openly expose her ulterior relationship with Mr. Ye.
He really guessed right, he just took the wrong medicine!
Liu Meimei's buttocks were slapped in the face, and when she heard Zhang Fan reveal her relationship with Mr. Ye, her face was flushed with shame, and she fled like the wind, and she couldn't even care about the documents falling on the ground.
Zhang Fan walked back to his seat, saw that the seat diagonally opposite was empty, and asked a fat colleague next to him: "Dead fat pig, where did Tingting go?" ”
This fat man's name is Ye Xiaoyong, his name sounds like a little fresh meat-like man, but in fact he is a big fat man of more than 200 pounds, everyone calls him a fat pig in private, but on the surface, he doesn't dare to offend people like this, Ye Xiaoyong is the nephew of Mr. Ye, and I heard that he is still the child of a small shareholder of the Qin family, and no one dares to offend, but now, Zhang Fan shouted his nickname so aggressively, just like when Ye Xiaoyong was not present.
The dead fat pig is indeed a little ugly, Ye Xiaoyong's face turned blue, and many people saw the fat on his body shake, the posture was like the fat man played by Wang Zicong in Zhou Xingxing's movie kung fu blackmailing and shaving his hair, the fat meat was shaking, and the visual effects were bursting.
What the hell is going on!
first contradicted the supervisor, then flirted with the boss's mistress, and now provoked Ye Xiaoyong, who had a deep family background.
Zhang Fan is taking the wrong medicine and is completely crazy?
Another girl with eyes hurriedly said: "Song Tingting is not feeling well, so she asked for leave to go home and rest." She was afraid that Zhang Fan would get into trouble with Ye Xiaoyong and come out to be a peacemaker.
But she never thought that this fire would burn on herself, and it was simply self-immolation.
"Oh, people are uncomfortable, I said Shu Ya, do you like us Zhang Wei or not, isn't it forbidden to have an office romance, you don't even want love for a job, Zhang Wei said, as long as you are willing to deal with someone else, he can give up this job, you are not young anymore, don't delay it any longer, you will have children in the future, okay, in a word!"
I'll go!
Once again, everyone didn't know what to say, and every mouth could be stuffed into an egg.
Zhang Wei's face was red when he heard this, and he hurriedly stopped Zhang Fan, who was talking nonsense: "Zhang Fan, what are you talking nonsense?" ”
Zhang Fan said: "I'm talking nonsense, where am I talking nonsense, you said these things to me personally, isn't it just a job, look at what makes you aggrieved." Pointing at Zhang Wei and saying to Liu Shuya: "This guy has liked you for two years, he has liked you since you entered the company, how he treats you, the big guy can see it in his eyes, he is tired to carry the work for you, he sends medicine to you when he is sick, the eldest aunt is here to send you brown sugar water, he is not good to the ...... you"
Liu Shuya stood up like a frightened deer, her pink little face was flushed, and even the roots of her ears were red, and she hurriedly ran out of the office, but she ran away.
"Shuya!" Zhang Wei glared at Zhang Fan fiercely, and hurried to catch up with the goddess in his heart.
This is really awesome, everyone saw Zhang Fan looking at him, and hurriedly lowered his head, for fear that he would break out some fierce news about himself. At this time, Zhang Fan was like the leader of the group, looking like he wanted to point out the country.
"Xiao Chen, post invoices every day, tired or not, what's the relationship between one and two pieces, it's almost there, just make up the difference, what's more true."
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, and thought, yes, so many people have to stick it one by one, don't you just take a big one?
"Xiao Zhao, don't stay up late to write programs, the money can't be earned, and that bonus is not enough for you to treat cervical spondylosis in the future."
Xiao Zhao was also stunned when he heard this, his work is the most outstanding in the department, not how talented he is, but that he works ten times harder than others, stays up late for many years, and boils up the cervical spine. Not only is it painful, but a trip to the doctor costs hundreds of dollars to go out, and now I have a feeling of sudden awakening after listening to Zhang Fan's words.
"Brother Li, the last time I saw you and ...... Wu at Shangri-La Hotel"
Li Hao hurriedly shouted: "Enough, what are you kid talking about......"
"No, I really saw you and Wu ......"
At this time, a voice came from the manager's office: "What is the noise", the door was opened, and Wu Xia walked out of the office angrily, staring, looking like she was going to eat people.
"Manager Wu!"
Li Hao said: "Manager Wu, Zhang Fan, this kid is crazy, full of nonsense, stirring up the office chickens and dogs, and he can't work normally." ”
Everyone couldn't help frowning when they heard this, Zhang Fan spoke without scruples, but it was by no means nonsense, on the contrary, it was very reasonable.
Li Hao is suspected of slander when he says this.
As soon as Wu Xia heard this, she stared at Zhang Fan with a pair of eyes, Zhang Fan was the most honest, the most backgroundless, and the best to send in his eyes, why did he suddenly go crazy today. "Zhang Fan, you come in with me."
Seeing Manager Wu go out, the big guys breathed a sigh of relief, no matter how horizontal this kid is, no matter how crazy he is, he won't go against Manager Wu.
"Enter your sister!" Zhang Fan raised his chin and slapped the document in his hand into Wu Xia's arms, just like she slapped the document in Zhang Fan's arms today, and said with a sneer: "The work of delivering the file is not done by my brother, my brother is a programmer, remember?" Remember, fuck off! ”
Once again, there was silence in the office.
Department head Chen Bing said that he was convinced, he also looked down on Wu Shitai, but he never dared to say a word to Wu Shitai, he was convinced, he was convinced, this Zhang Fan was too strong, it was simply a saint warrior wearing a holy robe, Sun Wukong became a super Saiyan, Naruto lifted the seal, people block killing, Buddha blocking killing Buddha, invincible!