I don't know when the Chinese people have the problem of listening to the wind is rain, Zhang San said that Wang Er Mazi's wife ran away with the old Song next door, Wang Er Mazi is catching this pair of dogs and men all over the world, Li Si heard it and saw Wang Er Mazi and his wife, and immediately came up and said mysteriously: "Hey, have you heard about Er Mazi?" ”

Wang Er Mazi and his wife are confused, what did you hear?

Li Sizi immediately patted his thigh with a surprised expression that you don't know, and then sighed helplessly and said: "Something happened brother, Wang Er Mazi and his wife ran away with Lao Song next door,." ”

After hearing this, Wang Ermazi and his wife immediately had 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling past in their hearts.

At this time, the passers-by who were watching next to him were Li Si, and Wang Er Mazi and his wife were Mi Zixuan, and tens of thousands of grass and mud horses in their hearts were whistling by wave after wave.

Zhang San and Huang Shilong were proud, because Li Si, the old Li Si, the big Li Si, the little Li Si, and so on were all on his side.

Lan Xintong was stupid, she had experienced this scene, and she was so anxious that she was sweating at this time, and she was at a loss.

Mi Zixuan gritted his teeth and whispered, "Your uncle." Speaking of this, he separated the crowd, walked up to the wounded, patted his hands, and said, "Come here, everyone." ”

Huang Shilong and the people who eat melons don't understand what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd of this young doctor, you look at me, I look at you, and walked over in the next second.

Huang Shilong came to him impatiently with a fearless lack of virtue: "Hurry up and return the money, don't talk nonsense, do you hear?" ”

Mi Zixuan smiled coldly and said to Huang Shilong: "It's okay to return the money, I'll ask you a few questions first." ”

Xiao Chen was immediately dumbfounded when he heard this, Mi Zixuan, what are you crazy about, what right do you have to promise him a refund? After saying that these examinations are all mandatory, and there is no situation of indiscriminately prescribing checklists to patients, you can explain and explain to them, what questions do you ask?

When Huang Shilong heard that Mi Zixuan had promised to refund the fee, he thought that he had softened, and immediately said, "Okay, you ask." ”

Mi Zixuan stretched out his hand and pointed at the injured person and said, "He fell on a motorcycle, right?" ”

Huang Shilong nodded and said, "Yes! ”

Mi Zixuan continued: "The whole person was thrown out, right? I rolled on the ground several times, and the most seriously injured area was my face, and the other positions were fine, right? ”

Huang Shilong said a little irritably: "Yes, have you finished?" After saying that, hurry up and return the money to me. ”

Mi Zixuan smiled: "Don't worry, wait until I finish speaking, if you are him, you fall into the hospital like this, will I treat the injury on your face?" ”

Huang Shilong said irritably: "Nonsense,." ”

Mi Zixuan sneered: "Where is the face on the body? ”

Huang Shilong smiled, looked left and right at the people who ate melons and said, "On the head, this kid is stupid, right?" This also asks me? ”

The people who ate melons immediately burst into laughter.

Lan Xintong's heart was raised to her throat, and she was nervous and apprehensive in her heart, she didn't know how to solve this matter in front of her, could it really be refunded? If you refund the fee, you have to call the second-line leader on the night shift, and the second-line leader will definitely come over. If your teacher can't get better, you must be angry with yourself, what can I do?

The little girl is simple, but not stupid, knowing that she doesn't have a nurse's certificate, and she is an intern, she is not qualified to work the night shift alone, and now the teacher secretly lets herself be on duty for her, if the leader knows, the consequences will be very serious.

Mi Zixuan looked at Huang Shilong and said, "It's true that I'm a doctor, but I'm not a superman, my eyes don't have perspective function, right?" ”

Huang Shilong frowned irritably and said, "What do you want to say?" Hurry up, okay? ”

Mi Zixuan clapped his hands and said: "Okay, then I'll tell you quickly, my eyes don't have a perspective function, if you fall like this, I can't confirm that you have something in your head with a pair of eyes, whether there is a skull fracture, whether there is a cerebral hemorrhage, etc., now you have two choices, one is to let me treat your face for you, and not take a head CT to confirm that your head is okay, and the second is to take a CT scan to confirm that there is no problem with your head, and then you can choose to treat your face." ”

Huang Shilong didn't think about it and said: "Of course it's the second type, what if I have something in my head?" This thing wants to ......" Speaking of this, Huang Shilong's face changed suddenly, and his voice became smaller, and he continued: "To ...... Annoying...... Right? ”

The people who ate melons were also stunned, and collectively looked sideways at Mi Zixuan, yes, so many people, all let this little doctor go around.

Mi Zixuan snapped his fingers and said, "Since you know that there is something in your head that is fatal, then do you want to talk about whether it is necessary to take a CT scan for him before treatment?" Is it useful or not? ”

Huang Shilong swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty and stammered a little: "Must, necessary, yes, useful!" ”

Xiao Chen's eyes immediately lit up, Mi Zixuan's trick is high, tell him why you took a head CT with this guy in front of you, do you make sense with him? He just confessed to a reason, the doctor prescribed so many auxiliary examinations for his friend is to slander people, it is to pit him, it is useless for you to say anything to him, but it is better to be like Mi Zixuan, talk around him, make him empathize, and make him subconsciously want to think about whether to take a head CT if he is injured.

Mi Zixuan smiled: "That's right, it's really useful, he was injured like this, who dares to guarantee that there is no problem with his head?" Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan stretched out his hand and pointed at Huang Shilong and said, "Do you dare to guarantee it?" ”

Huang Shilong immediately took a step back and shrunk his neck and said, "I can't guarantee it." ”

He really can't guarantee it, in case something happens to him? If you really have something in your head, you promise the doctor that you are fine, and if you don't take a CT of your head, you will treat your face, and when you look back, your friend is dead, can his family let him go?

Mi Zixuan looked at a group of stunned melon-eating people with his hands behind his back and said: "Taking a head CT is to confirm whether there is a problem with his head, no problem is the best, if there is a problem, it must be treated in time, if you don't take a head CT, I will treat his face, once he has a problem with his head, it will be fatal, everyone says that this CT should be taken?" ”

The people who eat melons are naturally not stupid, although listening to the wind is the rain, but now listening to Mi Zixuan's words, I am thinking about it from another perspective, the head CT is not really going to be taken, it is better to have nothing to do, and the treatment will not be delayed, and the money is not unjustly spent.

So a group of people who eat melons nodded like geese.

Lan Xintong immediately breathed a sigh of relief, looking at Mi Zixuan's gaze with a little more admiration, in her opinion, it was very tricky, and she didn't know how to solve the matter at all, Mi Zixuan went to that station, and it was solved in a few words.

Just when Lan Xintong's heart fell to the ground slightly, Huang Shilong was unconvinced and said: "The head CT scan should indeed be taken, so tell me what kind of chest X-ray is this, and what is the matter with the full-belly B-ultrasound?" He hurt his head, not his chest, not his stomach. ”

The people who ate melons immediately looked sideways at Mi Zixuan with a "sigh", waiting for him to give Huang Shilong an explanation.

Lan Xintong's little heart that had just been put down raised her throat again, and she looked at Mi Zixuan worriedly and anxiously.

Mi Zixuan took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it and smoked, looked at Huang Shilong and said, "I just asked you, did he throw off the car, and he rolled several times before stopping, and you are answering me again." ”

Huang Shilong stiffened his neck and said, "Yes! ”

Lan Xintong immediately looked at Mi Zixuan in surprise, how did he know? He wasn't there at the time!

Mi Zixuan took a cigarette and said: "Since it was thrown off the speeding motorcycle, and I rolled on the ground several ......times" Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan stretched out his finger and pointed to the patient's chest and abdomen and said: "Let's see, the clothes in these two places are more worn than other places, and they are quite dirty." ”

The melon-eating crowd nodded again like goofy geese.

Lan Xintong's big eyes lit up, it turned out that he knew it like this, he observed it really carefully, a bit like Conan.

If Mi Zixuan knew what Lan Xintong was thinking, he would definitely sneer at her and say, "Look at your ignorant look, what is this?" If the doctor doesn't even have this eyesight, he simply don't become a doctor, and go home and sell sweet potatoes. ”

Mi Zixuan continued: "The clothes are worn like this, which of you can guarantee that his chest and abdomen are fine?" Can you guarantee it? The last sentence was said to Huang Shilong.

Huang Shilong wanted to say, I dare to guarantee, when this came to his lips, he couldn't say it, he was not a doctor, and he didn't have a clairvoyant eye, what guarantee did he have?

Mi Zixuan took the checklists from Huang Shilong's hand, took out the chest X-ray report from it and said: "Give him a chest X-ray to confirm that he has a chest problem, so traumatized patients are very likely to have a pneumothorax in the chest, do you understand the pneumothorax?" ”

Huang Shilong and the people who ate melons looked confused, indicating what the hell is a pneumothorax?

Mi Zixuan suddenly reached out and pinched his neck, his tongue spit out and he looked breathless, looking at his funny appearance, Lan Xintong couldn't help but laugh out loud, and at this time, Mi Zixuan made a "uh" sound and rolled his eyes and leaned against the wall.

The next second, he suddenly stood up again and said, "Got it?" ”

Huang Shilong suddenly raised his hand excitedly and shouted: "Understood, understood, the pneumothorax you said couldn't breathe, suffocated to death, right?" After speaking, he looked forward to it like a primary school student waiting for the teacher's praise.

Mi Zixuan snapped his fingers and said: "Yes, this is almost what pneumothorax means, you said that if I don't confirm whether he has a pneumothorax before treating his face, what if he suddenly has symptoms of pneumothorax during the treatment, that is, what if you gasp for breath and suffocate to death?" Do you bear this responsibility, or do I bear it? ”

Huang Shilong took a step back and squinted his eyes and said, "Of course you bear it, and I'm not a doctor." ”

Mi Zixuan pouted and said, "Why do I bear it?" I'm going to do a chest X-ray to make sure there's nothing wrong with his chest, and you didn't let him, so it's your responsibility to die, right? ”

Huang Shilong hurriedly said: "He did it, he did it, and the list is still in your hand." ”