【873】Exploded
I nodded "yes, what do you think?"
"What's this gap out there?"
"Rings"
"This thought, and give the ring" Chen Yang smiled, "The broken ring you sent, is this cake worth it?" ”
"Worth a couple of cakes," I said calmly.
"What ring," and then Brother Xu stretched out his finger and pointed to the big cake, "How many money do you have for this big cake?" ”
I smiled, "Platinum." ”
"Fuck off, where did you get the money to buy those?"
I stretched out my hand and pointed at the orangutan, "You ask him." ”
"It's true." Zhou Orangutan nodded, "It must be, we bought it together just now." I can testify that I bought it with my family's discount card, and the little sixth brother also taught me a lesson. ”
"Really?"
I nodded, "I asked my mom and my dad for 500 each, and I said to pay the money." ”
"I'm grass, you're crazy," Brother Xu asked, "Are you as good as you?" ”
"That's a must-have"
Chen Yang looked at me from the side, "Grass, you uncle, you stinky idiot." Are you making money? ”
Brother Xu followed and said, "That's right, for a birthday, you gave a mobile phone and a ring, why are you so willing to play with eggs." ”
I nodded, "That's what I want, whether I have money or not, but I'm definitely willing to spend money on my women." One person one code of conduct"
"Can you not be so profligate."
"That's it, how good it is to be happy with my brother."
I looked at Brother Xu with disdain, "Look at you, let's tell your true thoughts in your heart." ”
"Grass your uncle. What I'm saying is true, brotherly feelings are for a lifetime. Women are like clothes. ”
I smiled, "If Cheng Xue is next to you, you dare to say that, count yourself awesome." ”
"Am I the one who is afraid of my daughter-in-law?
"Get out, get out, less loaded."
Zhou Orangutan smiled on the side, "Little Sixth Brother, your spirit is too worthy of my learning." Really"
Brother Xu glanced at the orangutan Zhou, and then sighed, "The orangutan follows you every day, which can be regarded as having a great influence on him." ”
Qiao Goulu followed with a sentence, "What, in this regard, Zhou Zhou didn't learn at all, but he learned something that shouldn't be learned." ”
Zhou Orangutan glanced at Qiao Goulu, "What should I not learn?"
"Lie and deceive, pretend to be a calf and pull poverty."
"I'm grass."
"I'm grass."
Zhou and I said in unison.
Then "Haha" Brother Xu, they laughed.
"Am I like that?"
"I'll say it casually, Sixth Brother."
I sighed, "My reputation has been ruined by you for me." ”
"Yes. And my reputation," Zhou Orangutan said after me, "I was ruined by you like this. ”
Chenyang took a step forward, and then said to me, "Go to Xiyu's birthday at night?" ”
I nodded, "yes." ”
"You're bothered."
"That's right, this is my daughter-in-law. My true love. ”
"Well, true love, true love."
"I've convinced you," Chenyang continued, "I'll tell you." In your life, you will die at the hands of a woman. And it's going to die a miserable death."
"Have you ever heard a saying?"
"What"
I smiled, "The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic." ”
"Fuck you, stinking idiot."
"**, you idiot."
"Langbi."
"Yes, Langbi."
"Just the waves, the waves."
"You know what you guys." I smiled, "I'll send her to their class later." ”
"What? Do you want to send them to class? "Qiao Goulu looked at me" is so exaggerated? ”
I nodded, "What time is it?" ”
"I have a self-study class, and there are two more classes, after school."
I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "You guys go back to class first, I'll go directly to their class."
"Can you please stop being so prodigal?"
"What do you care about me?" Then I took the cake from Brother Xu's hand, "You guys are busy with your business." ”
"Such a heavy color and light friend"
"He's not been a day or two."
I didn't reason with them.
smiled, then walked to the side, reached out and took out the phone, and called Xiao Xiyu.
The phone rang out in less than two clicks, "Hey." ”
"Daughter-in-law"
"Six-six."
I smiled, "Did you have fun at home at noon?" ”
"Happy, my mother cooked at noon and made me a lot of delicious food."
"You didn't go out to eat."
"I didn't go, I went out to eat, so I ate at home today, it's so comfortable, my brother also brought his new girlfriend, really, old and beautiful, much more beautiful than the previous one." You haven't seen it, and I have a chance to show you. ”
I took a deep breath and said calmly, "Your brother's girlfriend, I met earlier than your brother." ”
Xi Yu heard it, "What, I said his new girlfriend." ”
"I've seen it, and sooner than the sunset."
"Can you stop bragging, why do you like bragging so much?"
"What I said is true."
"Okay, okay, you've seen everything, you've seen everything, you tell me, what do people do. How high. How to dress up often, okay. Say it and count it as awesome. ”
"Well, his new girlfriend is from an insurance company, right, sells insurance, right. It's pretty white, and she often wears a black suit, and then a standard S-shaped curve, sometimes with a braid. Oh, it looks quite temperamental. Then it should be wearing a five-centimeter high heel, standing with the sunset, the sunset is not much taller than her, she herself is about one meter six five. Then, there are ditches. Right. The weight is also 100 catties down, 90 catties up. ”
After I said that, the phone suddenly fell silent.
"Hey. Feed. Feed. I shouted three times in a row before the other side replied, "Ah, Liuliu, here." ”
I smiled, "I'm right. ”
"Yes, yes, but why do you even know that people have ditches or not, you are a king eighty-six, you are a pervert, do you want to die."
I took a deep breath and smiled "Mistake, mistake"
"Wrong fart, I'm hanging."
"Don't, don't be a good daughter-in-law, it's a birthday today, be happy."
"It's you who make me unhappy."
"Uh-huh, am I wrong?"
"Cut, you wait for me to see you at night."
"Hehe, okay, okay, let me do it."
"Cut, didn't you go to class, you speak so calmly."
"Aren't you pretty calm," I smiled and continued, "What are you doing at noon?" ”
"They all gave me birthday presents. Then the sunset said, let me call you over and eat together. ”
"What?" I was a little excited.
"Sunset said he was going to cook it himself and then cook it for you."
I took a deep breath, "It's the sunset, it wants my life." ”
"Haha" Xiyu smiled, and then said, "Are you coming to pick me up from school?" ”
"Well, you're studying in class now, aren't you?"
"Well, here it is."
"Okay, I'll go over now, and I'll pick you up after school."
"Now? Our teacher just went out, maybe when will he come back."
"It's okay, I'll hit him when I get back"
"Look at you."
I smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, wait for me." ”
"yes, okay."
I hung up the phone, then looked back and found that Brother Xu and Zhou Orangutan were really gone.
I held the big cake and raced down a very narrow section. Halfway through, I saw two women, coming from the opposite side. Obviously, they also escaped from class.
I followed this path and wanted to run to my first year of high school. They are in their first year of high school and want to run out along the road to play. So, everybody met.
After we met, I looked at the two women, and the two women looked at me.
After a long time, Xiao Mengmeng opened her mouth and smiled, "Oh, isn't this the sixth brother." ”
I looked at her and said, "Hello, beauty." ”
Xiao Mengmeng looked at the big cake in my hand, "What are you doing here?" Make such a big cake. ”
"My daughter-in-law has a birthday today, I will send her to the class and let her give points to others."
"Cut, if someone has a birthday, you will send a cake?"
I stretched out my finger and pointed to the gap in the middle of the cake, "See, inside this box is a ring, platinum, thank you, me." ”
Xiao Mengmeng heard "Oh, you take it out and show it to me"
I glanced at her, "If you take it out, it will be broken, I have to dismantle it for my daughter-in-law." I might just send a cake and let her share it with their classmates. ”
"Oh, the sixth brother is so neat."
I smiled, "That's nature. ”
Xiao Mengmeng smiled at me, "Then next time I have a birthday, I want such a big cake." ”
"You go to your man and buy it for you."
"I don't have a man."
"Then I'll introduce you to one, do you think it's okay?"
Xiao Mengmeng smiled and stretched out his hand to point at me, "I want to be like you, seeing my daughter-in-law is the same as seeing my ancestors." I want to be as heavy as you and light on friends. ”
"Damn, how do you speak, I'm a beloved daughter-in-law, not an ancestor, what do you know."
"Uh-huh, I know, you've always loved your daughter-in-law, haven't you?"
I nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't tell you, class is out in a while, I have to hurry over and send her things over so that she can get out of class and divide the points, and then we have to celebrate our birthday in the evening." ”
"You're not there."
I nodded, "Very much." ”
"Remember, when I celebrate my birthday, you can get me such a play."
I shook my head, "No money." ”
"Why are you so deducted, how can you give up everything with your daughter-in-law."
"Nonsense, that's my daughter-in-law, you know what"
Xiao Mengmeng took a deep breath, and then looked at me with disdain, "It's not good." So afraid of daughter-in-law. ”
"I'm happy" I smiled "Bye-bye, beauty" and then I said "ah" and turned my head "You remember, no man is afraid of his daughter-in-law, he loves his daughter-in-law." ”
I didn't listen to Xiao Mengmeng's reply, so I walked to the door of Xiyu's class with a smile.
I looked inside at the door, there was no teacher, I was in such a comfortable mood, I took a deep breath, and I did the preparatory exercise. Then he held the cake and slammed the door open.
Their class was a bit noisy, and it was quiet all of a sudden.
I went to the podium with the cake in my arms and looked at the students in their class, "Daughter-in-law, I love you." Happy birthday. Then he hugged the cake and went to the edge of the sunset. Putting the cake down on her table, "Give you your classmates' share," and then I smiled at Yuyu, "Daughter-in-law, I love you." Then I kissed Yuyu's cheek.
"Wow," a woman on the edge of the sunset shouted, "so exciting." ”
Yuyu looked at me and said something to me.
It was the first thing she said to me, and the first thing I waited for with excitement.
Xiyu was very direct and flustered, and scolded me, "Wang Baliu, are you crazy? ”