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[216] Signed

I looked up, smiled embarrassedly at our geography teacher, put my hand on my temple, and saluted him, with embarrassment written all over my face.

The head teacher coughed, "Well, well, why don't you talk about it, continue to discuss, wasn't the discussion quite lively just now, why are you staring at Wang Yue now, he is not a flower, you all listen to what he sees, continue to discuss, continue to discuss." ”

Shi Tai lowered his head, and he didn't dare to look at me, "You're crazy, you're talking so loudly." You're going to die. ”

"That's it, that's it, Sixth Brother, you scared me, suddenly scolded so loudly on the street."

"You two think I'm willing, I didn't control my feelings just now."

"Okay, then everyone won't talk about it, it's time for me to say, I have a question, please answer it to Wang Yue."

I stood up, "Teacher, I'm fine. ”

"Nonsense, I said I had a problem, you came to help our class apply for the Guinness Book of Records, right?" As soon as he finished saying this, the people below all laughed, and the atmosphere was much better.

I touched my head, "No, teacher, I didn't hold back just now." ”

"Okay, that's good, I'll ask you, you can't hold back anything, if you have any questions, you ask me, I'll answer it for you."

"Teacher. I'm fine. ”

"No problem, what do you see? Isn't it you? Why do you have to show it at this time, I can't figure it out, I don't want to read, you just look at you. Don't you keep affecting the class? ”

"No, teacher, I really didn't mean to, and I really didn't have any problems, and I didn't either."

"Someone has already reported you to me, saying that you are thicker than the Xinhua dictionary, and you still don't admit it?"

I shook my head, "That's two books together." Then everyone in the class laughed. Everybody is happy about this.

The head teacher also smiled angrily, "If the class is messed up, there will definitely be a culprit, you can't criticize everyone, even if you are unlucky, whatever, you can prepare and follow me to the political and educational office." Let's do a good job of settling accounts and see if you, a student, are you here to help our class apply for the Guinness Book of Records."

As soon as I heard it, "No, teacher, I really don't have any problems, I have to go home at night and sign it quickly." ”

"No, you must have a lot of problems, and you have a lot of problems yourself. We need to have a good exchange. ”

"No, teacher, I really don't need to. I understand it myself, I handle it myself. ”

The head teacher looked at me, "Are you sure you don't need it?" Let's go? Let's deal with it, it's good to solve it. ”

I shook my head, "No, no." I've got to sign it, I'm fine. ”

The homeroom teacher ignored me. shouted at the classmates below, "Sign it and hand it back tomorrow, do you hear me?" If anyone has a problem because they didn't bring it, or didn't write this, and can't hand it over to the school, the school will deal with me, and you will accompany me to deal with it, and how much will I be fined, you make up for it, I don't want it, you just pay the class fee, and I spend it for everyone, and I feel comfortable in my heart, and everyone is comfortable. ”

"Okay, do you have any other questions?" After a minute, "It seems that there is no more, then I am emphasizing once, I must take the application back tomorrow, sign it, do you hear me?" ”

"I hear you."

"It's too small for me to hear, and the voices of 80 people aren't as loud as my voice, right? Did you hear that? Answer louder. ”

"I hear you." This time it's louder.

The head teacher smiled, "Then let's continue to study, and some students should pay attention to their words and deeds." I have a needle, and I insert it when I see it, so that I can get it right in one step. All right. Let's do it first. After saying that, he got up and went out of the class. When I went out, I didn't forget to take a look at the class from the back window. It's always like this, and there is no innovation, no technical content.

After the head teacher left through the back door. The class was chaotic again, and Mrs. Shi patted me on the shoulder, "You were crazy just now, didn't you show you so loudly, I showed you again, and I asked him to clean you up." Obviously, I just said all that to you. You just toss and make a fuss."

I sighed helplessly, "What's the matter with me, I'm also innocent, I didn't mean it, I didn't hold back, I just said it, I didn't know it would be so loud, this application, you can't be angry?" ”

I picked up the application and looked at it, "Listen, these little things are said." I'll read to you, about the school make-up class, improve the academic performance of the application, due to the increasingly intense study, I, heard, it's me, my school study time is obviously insufficient, can not satisfy me, heard, it's a me, can not satisfy my thirst for knowledge, so I apply to the school, hope that the school will increase the make-up time. to meet everyone's learning needs. Create a good learning atmosphere for students. Provide good learning conditions. I said, have you all heard me, it's me, I'm it."

Mrs. Shi smiled, "Are you so far?" ”

I glanced at her, "What about me?" You look at the following, during the school make-up period, I promise to abide by the rules and regulations of the school, study diligently, and do not do anything unrelated to study, is it possible? ”

"If you do this, won't you be able to study hard and take good care of you."

"Uncle Cao, if he violates it, he will voluntarily go home for reflection by his mother, and his mother will voluntarily accept the supervision and inspection of the school leaders and teachers, if there is a violation of discipline, he will also voluntarily accept the relevant punishment, and I will accept the relevant punishment. Hear me, it's all voluntary, voluntary, voluntary. Damn it. ”

Mrs. Shi picked up the application, "But to be honest, it's really a bit too much to do this, is this obviously forcing us to sign this application." ”

"That's, that is, the writing is voluntary, voluntary, how can there be a real voluntary, sixth brother, just said such a sentence, the attitude of the head teacher is so obvious, it is clear that it is not okay not to sign, and it is the political and educational department and this and that, if you really don't write, you will definitely have to use the parents to scare people, it is too much. I can't sign this by all means. Go and encourage everyone, don't sign it. ”

I glanced at the little fat man, ignored him, looked for a pen for a long time, but didn't find it, sighed, took the teacher's pen from the side, and directly signed my own name and my father's name on the applicant's and parents' signature. Then he returned the pen to Mrs. Shi and sighed, "Fuck." Silly ratio. ”

"I'm dizzy, sixth brother, do you dare to sign this?" The little fat man looked incredulous.

I glanced at the little fat man suspiciously, "Why don't you dare to sign?" And now it's not a question of whether you dare to sign or not, can you not sign, how obvious it is, whoever doesn't sign is unlucky. ”

"I feel that Liu Meng is right, we can all sign this, you shouldn't sign it."

I turned my head and said, "Why, you can all sign it, but I can't sign it." ”

Mrs. Shi smiled, "I always feel that this application is tailor-made for you, and all the circumstances said are so consistent with you, if you sign it, you know that it is a pit, and you have jumped into it." ”

"Yes, yes, that's what I mean, Sixth Brother, you can't sign it."

I looked left and right, "My reputation, it's all for you to ruin like this, sign it, you can't sign it anyway, you can't help signing it, love it, and the little fat man, if you dare to encourage people to sign it, and protest jointly, I believe you will die a miserable death, the teacher knows everything, just to see if he is willing to care about you, a puppy love, or a problem with a mobile phone, can crush you and Qi Hao to death, don't be naïve, sign it quickly." ”

The little fat man shook his head, sighed, "Hey, forget it, forget it" and then signed it very resignedly.

When Mrs. Shi signed, she also scolded, "It's really stupid." ”

I looked at them both and smiled. And then I felt a lot of pain in my arm "You laugh fart, what's so funny"

I turned my head to look at Mrs. Shi, "I'm not afraid, I signed so happily, what are you afraid of." ”

"Whoever is afraid is angry."

"Well, well, I know, I know, don't be angry. Stay tuned. I'm going to look at mine," and when I was done, I took it out of the table, put it on the table, and looked at it.

When I was always feeling someone staring at me, I was startled, and I turned my head to find that Mrs. Shi's eyes had been staring at me. "Why do you keep looking at me, don't scare me, I thought the head teacher was watching me from an inexplicable corner."

"Who looks at you, don't stink and be beautiful, no matter how I look at it, I also feel that you are a lot worse than Xinhua Dictionary. I can't dare to catch up with that thickness, and I can't catch up with both books. ”

I glanced at her with disdain, then took out the other two books from the table and put them together, "You look at it now, which is thicker than the Xinhua dictionary?" ”

"Why are there so many tables in your table, why I don't know, I thought you had been reading a copy."

I smiled and said, "Hey, I'm going to get a VIP membership card from the small shop where I rented books." ”

"What's the use of that?"

"I'm grass, I'm getting a 20% discount."

"How much is 20% off?"

"Well, eight-fold is 4 cents a day, it turns out to be 5 cents a day, if it is a book that describes love actions, two pieces a day, eight-fold is a piece of six."

"What is a love action. And a book for a few cents, what about you? ”

I smiled and ignored her, thinking, I don't even know what a love action is. How to do it with Chenyang in the future. You can hear someone behind you shouting, "Liu'er, Liu'er." ”

I turned my head and saw Brother Hao, "Do you dare to sign this thing?" ”

I stood up and said, "Nonsense, can you not sign, I signed." ”

"Cao, you've signed it, what am I afraid of, Brother Shrimp, Dagang, let's sign a few copies."

I sat down depressed and shook my head, "Hey, my reputation is ruined by them." ”

In the evening, I went back to Chenyang's house, as soon as I heard them say that they were the head teacher, I balanced, their head teacher was more ruthless, and sent it directly to sign and received it, there was no nonsense, that is, it had to be signed, and if you don't sign, please invite the parents to come, more ruthless than our teacher.