After talking to Jiang Xuedai, Liu Bi suddenly felt a rush of urine, so he hurriedly went into the toilet.

As soon as he finished urinating, a burst of immediately surged up, and Liu Bi had no choice but to squat down again.

As soon as his pants were taken off, Liu Bi first took out the Three Realms 7plus from his pocket, and even he didn't know when he developed the habit of going to the toilet.

Strange to say, if not, he wouldn't even be able to pull out. And the most peculiar part of this symptom is not this, but that he can only look at a specific one to have a smooth bowel movement, and if he looks at others, he will also be constipated.

And there is only one specific one: "After Picking Up an Apple 7", which is written by a person called Yangdingtian Deity on the Black Rock Reading Network.

This was discovered by Liu Bi by accident on WeChat, and after reading the first chapter, it was like being poisoned and couldn't stop, and it was uncomfortable not to read it for a day, and I didn't have the energy to do anything.

But fortunately, the author who wrote this book is very reliable, there are a lot of updates every day, and he is also quite diligent, and he never loses a word in the good update, otherwise, Liu Bi is afraid that he will have to kill the headquarters of the Black Rock Reading Network a long time ago, find this guy called "Yangdingtian Deity", and type out all his for him to update quickly.

Liu Bi pulled comfortably, and watched happily, it was really uncomfortable.

After reading today's update, Liu Bi muttered with some unfinished thoughts.

"Damn, this guy is a fucking talent, it's so well written! It's still a little less updated above, but it's understandable, after all, everyone has everyone's things. ”

Thinking about it, Liu Bi decisively recharged 1 million directly into his Black Rock account, and immediately rewarded "Picking Up an Apple 7" with 100 million book coins, and also voted for all the diamond votes and recommendation votes.

And proudly left a message: "Mr. Dacai, deserve this heavy reward, this book is really well written, not rewarding is simply not Chinese!" Oh yes! Diamond tickets and recommended tickets are also a little heart! ”

Thinking of the author's post in the readership a few days ago that he had kidney stones and was injected in the hospital without forgetting the code word, Liu Bi added another sentence.

"Of course, the more updates, the better, but the author must also pay attention to the body, I will always support you!"

Just sent out this message, suddenly, Liu Bi's WeChat came with a "ding dong" sound, and news came.

In the past, every time he heard this news, Liu Bi would be very excited and quickly open the WeChat interface to see if there was news from the Jade Emperor.

However, after repeated hopes and disappointments, he gradually lost hope.

"Maybe the Jade Emperor is not as trustworthy as this guy Yang Dingtian, damn it, it's annoying!"

At this time, the toilet was almost on, so Liu Bi turned off the interface and prepared to wipe his ass and leave.

But at this moment, he glanced at the corner of his eye at random, and saw a thrilling ID.

"Jade Emperor!?"

Liu Bi exclaimed in surprise, and when he looked closely, it was indeed the Jade Emperor who sent a message.

Liu Bi was extremely excited, and without saying a word, he clicked on the Jade Emperor's chat box.

"Congratulations, you've completed all the tests. Now, your abilities have been recognized by me, and you can return to the Three Realms chat group. ”

"Can you go back to the Three Realms chat group?"

Liu Bi swallowed his saliva very unproductively, this really can't blame him for being unproductive, it can only be said that the temptation of the Three Realms Group is too great, and the benefits that Liu Bi can get in it are too much!

Just when Liu Bi was stunned, WeChat sounded again.

"The Jade Emperor invites you to join the Three Realms chat group."

“YES！ It's true! ”

Liu Bi cheered, and at a glance, he saw one after another small flowers in the Three Realms chat group.

Lei Gong: "/ Rose"

Electric Mother: "/ Rose"

Golden Boy: "/ Rose"

Girl: "/ Rose"

Fairy Chang'e: "/ Roses"

Fairy of Flowers: "/ Rose"

Too platinum star: "/ Rose"

Monkey King: "/ Rose"

Jiro Makoto: "/ Rose"

Marshal Canopy: "/ Rose"

Wu Gang: "/Rose"

Nezha: "/ Rose"

……

Looking at the familiar faces brushing one after another, the excitement in Liu Bi's heart was speechless.

Lei Gong: "Congratulations to Liu Shangxian for returning to the Three Realms Group and sprinkling flowers~"

Electric Mother: "Ouch, our No. 1 handsome guy in the Three Realms is finally back!" ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Liu Shangxian, welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" ”

……

Looking at the welcome message on the screen, Liu Bi suppressed the excitement in his heart and edited.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. It's rare that after such a long time, everyone still remembers me. ”

Electric mother: "Of course, I'm wearing the stockings I bought from Liu Shangxian's Three Realms clothing store, I secretly tell you, since I wore stockings, my family has been like a drugged animal every day, except for the want to be, but the beauty kills me, hahahaha!" (shy)"

Lei Gong: "(cold sweat) wife, are you secretly telling Liu Shangxian?" Everyone in the group saw ......"

Electric mother: "You shut up the old lady!" The old lady can say wherever she wants, I haven't told Liu Shangxian that although your beastly desire is inflated, every time it is over in three seconds! It takes eighty or ninety times a night for the old lady to be a little satisfied, you useless fellow! (Furious)"

Fairy Chang'e: "......"

Flower Fairy: "......"

Barefoot Daxian: "Please don't show affection here, give the single dogs in this world a way to live!" ”

Howling Dog: "Woohoo! ”

Erlang God: "What are you calling blindly, didn't you find a female rhinoceros to match with last time?" ”

Liu Bi was also speechless, his forehead was full of black lines on his forehead, and this electric mother was still as rough as ever, without any evasion.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hahaha, the electric mother is not rough, since I wore the suit I bought from Liu Shangxian's Three Realms clothing store, I feel that Sister Chang'e looks at me at least three times a day." All this is thanks to Liu Shangxian, you don't know, after you disappear, you don't know how much everyone misses you! ”

Wu Gang: "Phew! Just you, a dead fat pig, why do you want Chang'e to look at you a few more times? You don't pee on yourself, your pig-like look can be changed by changing clothes? ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "(Furious) What did you say!?" You're obviously jealous of your brother's handsomeness! You clown! ”

Wu Gang: "I'm jealous of your handsomeness? It's a fucking fantasy. With your ugly appearance, I don't think I can find anyone uglier than you in the whole Three Realms, right!? I fucking use my own photo as an avatar, every fucking time I can't pull out the shit and look at your avatar, I can immediately fill the entire thatched house! ”

Erlang God: "I can testify to this, Wu Gang's thatched house is really not an ordinary smell, I used to have no dog food, I let the Howling Sky Dog go there to eat something, and now I don't dare to let the Howling Sky Dog go out." ”

Whooling Dog: "Woo woo woo ......"

Nezha: ", it seems to be really stinky, the roaring dogs are crying, it's really sad......"

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "(sneering) Do you still know how to be sad? Why didn't you know how to start when you killed my East China Sea dragon? ”

Nezha: "Yo, old dragon king, do you still have the face to come out and give me a BB!?" Where is my daughter-in-law, Xiaolongnu? If you don't let her out of me again, I want you to look good! ”

Dragon King of the West Sea: "It's awesome! What happened to me when I had no one in the Aquarium? How dare you fucking try again? ”

Dragon King of the South China Sea: "Now that we have reached an alliance in the four seas, who the fuck are we afraid of?" Well? ”

Dragon King of the North Sea: "On the top floor." ”

Nezha: "Just some of you, no one Lao Tzu?" Dad, Boss, Second! ”

King Tota: "I heard that someone is going to my son?" ”

Jin Zha, Mu Zha: "Whoever moves Nezha, I will kill your whole family!" ”

……

The group had just been harmonious for less than three minutes, and immediately there was a quarrel full of the smoke of war, Liu Bi was quite speechless, it seems that during the time he disappeared, the general situation in the Three Realms group has not changed much.

Just when the Three Realms Group was about to be noisy and exploded, Tai Bai Xing finally had to come forward to be a peacemaker.

"Okay, okay, everyone don't quarrel, civilized society, everyone is more harmonious. They are all scholars, why do they want to fight and kill? What problems can't be solved negotiably? Do you think so? ”

Djinn: "What? Discriminate against me, someone who hasn't been to elementary school? I don't like nonsense, I can do my best not to move, I support you to do it, do it to death! ”

Bull Demon King: "On the top floor." ”

Iron Fan Princess: "You dead cow, you're very powerful, aren't you?" Didn't you say you went to the shower? When the old lady doesn't exist? ”

Jade-faced fox: "Oh, Brother Niu, the water is so hot, you can add some cold water." ”

Iron Fan Princess: "Ahhhhh Dead old cow, you're dead! The old lady must castrate you! ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Oh, hey, don't argue, don't quarrel, okay?" Are you reasonable? ”

Golden Boy: "What, you send a red envelope, don't you make a noise if you send a red envelope?" ”

Zhao Gongming, God of Wealth: "(sneering) Hehe, this old boy is willing to give out red envelopes? The first time he said that his wife was difficult to die, the second time he said that his wife was going to have a child, the third time he said that his wife and children were dead, and the fourth time he said that he was going to have a child. ”

Fairy Chang'e: "(smiles) Then I'll send it, and warmly welcome Liu Shangxian back to the Three Realms chat group!" ”

Ding Dong, Fairy Chang'e sends a red envelope.

Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Then I'll have one too, I hope the Three Realms clothing store will open again, this time, boss, you still have to leave a position for me, (naughty)." ”

Ding Dong, the Hundred Flowers Fairy sends a red envelope.

Lu Dongbin: "Since everyone is so happy today, then I'll have one too!" ”

Ding Dong, Lu Dongbin sent a red envelope.

Next, one after another sent out their red envelopes, and a large wave of red envelopes rained down from the sky.