Hearing this, I was furious, and I directly kicked the fat man and scolded: "I wasted a day and a night with you, and now you tell me that you still need someone, you hurry up and find it for me!" ”

The fat man grinned, slapped his fat hand twice, and said: "I have found this person, his name is Poison Lady, as long as this woman comes, this lock will definitely be opened..."

Poisonous lady.

A good name, just with this nickname, it definitely doesn't sound like a good person.

Although this fat man himself is not a good person, he is called a monk to the outside world, and he is also an apprentice of a high-ranking monk. It gives people the feeling that they are also purifying sentient beings, but this person called Poison Lady, no matter how you listen to it, has a feeling that she is a negative character.

The phoenix next to me asked my question first, and the phoenix asked the fat man, "What's the matter with that person called the poisonous lady.?" ”

The fat man recited Amitabha Buddha and said, "This person was originally my junior sister!" ”

Wait a minute!

I remember that this fat man was originally a monk in a temple, there is a senior brother, and it can be understood if there is a junior brother, how can there be such a senior sister in this temple?

The fat man smiled and said: "Actually, I didn't know it, but later, when our master died, I realized that I originally had such a junior brother, who was a woman dressed as a man, so now I can only be called a junior sister!" ”

I'm a person who likes to work with others, but working with others doesn't mean that you can partner with someone who doesn't know anything about it.

If you had known, if someone else had stabbed you in the back, you wouldn't have known who had stabbed you.

I asked in detail: "Then you have to tell me well, this woman, if she wants to become a monk, she should also be a monk and go to a nunnery and should not run to Shaolin Temple, otherwise you are lying, or you are nonsense!" ”

The fat man scratched his face and explained helplessly: "What I said is the truth, my junior sister, I didn't have time to go to the nunnery, and said that you came to the monk's temple disguised as a man, so this matter is urgent, so I can understand!" ”

Understand a fart understand.

Some things can be understood, and things like this can't be understood.

A woman went to Shaolin Temple to be a monk, and she was dressed as a man, so she couldn't think right.

I pulled the fat man and said with a smile: "I said that your senior sister is fat because she has urgency to urinate or diarrhea, could it be that people have three urgency?" ”

When the fat man heard my words, not only was he not angry, but he smiled and said: "No way, after all, I killed someone at the time, and people have already found the head, and besides, it is the monk's temple, that is, the men's toilet, if you should hide, you still have to dodge!" ”

Oh, it turned out to be murder.

Phoenix asked beside him: "Is your junior sister reliable, you are actually a murderer, who did you kill!" ”

The fat man smiled and said, "Amitabha, the poisonous lady killed her husband!" ”

is worthy of being a poisonous lady, worthy of her real name, how can a person who has repeatedly killed her husband not be poisonous.

I nodded and replied, "I said fat, you mean you want us to cooperate with a murderer, and it's a poisonous lady?" ”

The fat man smiled and said, "That's right, that's what it is." ”

I asked, "And who is the husband of this poisonous lady you are talking about?" ”

The fat man replied, "An honest man!" ”

I said: "This honest person is always very unlucky, but I'm sure it's not that simple, after all, as far as I know, there are no real honest people in the world, and there are only two situations for the so-called teacher, one is to pretend to be honest, and the other is your eyes, blindly thinking that the other party is honest!" ”

The fat man said very approvingly: "What you said is right, there are only two kinds of honest people in the world, one is that you think that the old one is fake and honest." ”

Phoenix smiled and asked, "Then do you think this poisonous lady's husband is really honest or fake?" ”

The fat man suddenly said: "It's really not important, it's not important if it's fake, the important thing is that the other party is dead, my junior sister has a short life since she was a child, and then once in the process of robbing the tomb, she found a night pearl, the night pearl contains highly poisonous, my junior sister, when she was young, her family was poor and sick, so my junior sister ate this night pearl in order not to affect her family, and tried to commit suicide! ”

I nodded, feeling that the next plot was similar to what I had guessed.

The fat man in the orchard continued: "I didn't expect that after my junior sister ate this night pearl, not only did she not die, but she survived like this, and when she got married young, there was such a young man who fell in love with the poisonous lady, and they all like their parents to be matchmakers, although the poisonous lady disagreed, but the parents still wanted to marry the poisonous lady to the young man." ”

As a result, on the night of the wedding, I learned that this young man was not an ordinary person, and he was able to obtain both because he took a fancy to the poisonous lady's invincible body.

This young man was originally an evil crooked man, specializing in learning some evil arts, and it is said that by eating my junior sister's meat, he can obtain the ability of the other party to be invincible to all poisons, so this young man did it that night.

What is an honest man? Honest people only belong to honesty, that is, they have the Buddha in their hearts, and the Buddha presses demons.

And if the Buddha is overthrown and the demon is released, then the person who bullies the honest person will definitely be unlucky.

But it's a pity that this honest man is not honest, and no one pushed the Buddha in his heart to himself before he pushed it.

Therefore, on the wedding night, this honest man was ready to kill the poisonous lady.

But fortunately, the other party made a mistake when he started, since this poisonous lady is not poisonous, then she is also highly poisonous.

Therefore, he was counter-killed that night.

So the young man made the cave room candle in the night, and after the accident that night, all the people in the village ran to the house of the poisonous lady to verify that the poisonous lady was the real murderer.

In desperation, this poisonous lady could only run to the Shaolin Temple and disguise herself as a woman, pretending to be a monk to escape.

It turns out that this poisonous lady is not too poisonous.

I opened my mouth and asked, "Okay, your previous grievances have nothing to do with me, I just want to ask one thing, where is this lady?" ”

Phoenix also said anxiously: "And can you not always be a poisonous lady, the poisonous lady is called that, your junior sister should also have her own name, I always feel that it is not polite to call it like this!" ”

The fat man smiled and said, "Of course there is a name, and it doesn't mean that it pops out of the stone, how can there be no name, my junior sister's name is Zhao Feiyan!" ”

I clapped my hands and said, "It's really a good name, Huan Feiyan is thin and thin Zhao Feiyan, is your junior sister dug up from the coffin?" ”