Chapter 15 I'm here to jump off the building, too
Mi Zixuan is really tired, he hasn't slept for almost two days and one night, and he fell asleep immediately after getting out of bed, as for pulling Xiang Qixuan into bed, rubbing her slippery and greasy pretty face, and pinching her buttocks, it was purely something that Mi Zixuan did subconsciously, there was no way he had done this kind of thing countless times in his previous life, and he got used to it, and he formed muscle memory.
Mi Zixuan was in a daze, but Xiang Qixuan didn't, Che Zhiping's words immediately made Xiang Qixuan recover from the blank state of his brain, it can be said that he was resurrected in situ with full blood and baskets, and he didn't need to believe in Brother Chun in the future, just write in Comrade Lao Che, and simply said four words, the effect is leveraged.
After the muffled sound of "poof", there was Mi Zixuan's scream, and Comrade Lao Che used a four-character proverb to add a buff to Xiang Qixuan, so Mi Zixuan was tragic and was directly kicked to the ground by Xiang Qixuan.
Xiang Qi Xuan hurriedly got up from the bed and waved his hand to explain, "Director Che is not what you think?" ”
The old car looks very bad, what is this place? This is a hospital, not a place for you to talk about love, kiss me and me, you are a teacher, he is a student, how can you do such a thing?
Mi Zixuan had already sat up, rubbed his hair and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing?" Can you still make people sleep well? "This thing obviously didn't realize what a big rebellious thing he had just done.
It was difficult for Xiang Qixuan to maintain the self-cultivation that a woman with a higher education should have, so she flew up and kicked Mi Zixuan's waist, and was furious "You" didn't say a complete sentence for a long time.
Mi Zixuan suddenly suffered a catastrophe and was beaten stupidly, and then said angrily: "You didn't take medicine when you went out, right?" What nerves do you have? ”
Xiang Qi Xuan was so angry that her chest rose and fell faster and faster, the scenery was tempting, she was going crazy, she was dragged to the bed by an intern and was indecent, and was seen by the director, Xiang Qi Xuan had no face to live, but before he died, he had to pull Mi Zixuan, the bastard bastard, to death, so Xiang Qi Xuan completely went berserk and turned on the hidden attribute - Nine Yin White Bone Claw, intending to tear Mi Zixuan to pieces.
Just when Xiang Qixuan was about to make a move, Che Zhiping snorted coldly: "Enough, Xiang Qixuan, you come to my office." After saying that, he walked away with his hands behind his back.
Xiang Qi Xuan glared at him fiercely, Mi Zixuan resisted the urge to kill him, and stepped forward to follow.
Mi Zixuan got up from the ground and said to Qi Xuan, who had just gone out: "In the future, remember to take medicine before going out, crazy woman." After speaking, he slammed the door shut, lay down on the bed and continued to tease Zhou Gong and his daughter.
Just when Mi Zixuan was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt someone shaking him vigorously, Mi Zixuan was very irritable and said, "Who?" Sick, right? After speaking, when he opened his eyes, he saw Guo Dongxin with a shocked face, and he hurriedly said, "What are you doing?" ”
Guo Dongxin looked at Mi Zixuan like a monster, and suddenly knelt down on one knee, clasped his hands in front of his forehead and said, "Strong man, please accept my worship." ”
Mi Zixuan frowned and said, "Xiang Qixuan didn't take medicine when he went out, did you go out and take the wrong medicine?" ”
Guo Dongxin looked at Mi Zixuan with a look of admiration and said, "Mi Zhuangshi, do you know what you did just now?" ”
Mi Zixuan scratched his head and said, "What did you do?" Why don't you just sleep, what's wrong? ”
Guo Dongxin exclaimed: "Sleep? You almost slept with Teacher Xiang just now, brother, even if your spear is hungry, you can't attack your own teacher, or in the doctor's duty room, this is too beastly, right? ”
Mi Zixuan also exclaimed: "What is it? Do I sleep with her? ”
Guo Dongxin immediately told the news he had just heard from the corner of the wall in the director's office, Mi Zixuan was completely energetic, and he jumped up and said while taking off his white coat: "Brother, my house is still stewed, I'll go home first." ”
Mi Zixuan finally understood why Xiang Qi Xuan was violent to him, now Xiang Qi Xuan must have turned into a female tyrannosaurus, if she is caught, the end must be very unhappy, nine times out of ten she will be pouted and eaten, thirty-six plans are the best policy, don't run at this time and wait for when?
Mi Zixuan rushed out of the doctor like a dog and turned into a man like a wind, and ran away without a trace.
Guo Dongxin chased him out and shouted: "Xiaomizi, you skipped work again?" ”
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Tyrannosaurus Xiang Qi Xuan came over to seek revenge for the time being, just talk about Mi Zixuan who ran out of the hospital, it will be about three o'clock in the afternoon when he comes out, and when he goes home at this point, he will definitely ask him why he came back so early, and it takes a lot of brain cells to make up nonsense, Mi Zixuan doesn't want to waste his brain cells, so he simply plans to go around the street and go home until five o'clock, as for how to face Xiang Qixuan who was insulted by him tomorrow...... That's tomorrow, tomorrow is talking.
The hot day Mi Zixuan was sunburned into a dog when he walked around the street, he was so hot that he really wanted to stick his tongue out to sweat, and wanted to find a cold drink hall to drink a cold drink to cool off and cool it, there were ten yuan in his pocket, and the card was not brought yet, Mi Zixuan thought of a way to save money and went into the community to watch the old man play chess in the pavilion, so that it was not so hot, and he could pass the time, if the old man was too bored to play chess, he planned to pry the old man to fight, so wouldn't it be interesting?
Mi Zixuan came to a gazebo with his hands behind his back, the old man was really boring to play chess, and he was about to make some bad moves to make the old man fight because of chess, when he heard an aunt shouting: "Come on, someone, someone is going to jump off the building." ”
Mi Zixuan immediately snorted, I rubbed, what an exciting thing, I immediately took a step and ran when I thought of this.
Some aunts and uncles who had taken a nap in this little community came out, and as soon as the aunt shouted, a group of old men and old ladies immediately gathered downstairs on the 6th, and the young one was Mi Zixuan, and the bear children who were still wearing open crotch pants were not counted.
The community where Mi Zixuan is located is not newly built, it belongs to the old community that is some years old, so there is no high-rise, the highest is eight floors, and there is a woman in a white dress standing on the edge of the rooftop.
As soon as she shouted that someone had jumped off the building, the aunt put her hand in front of her forehead, looked up at the distance like a monkey, and shouted in her mouth: "The girl has something to say slowly, you come down first." ”
The aunt's voice was not small, but the woman upstairs was unmoved, and her feet moved, which frightened the people around her to scream again and again, and everyone anxiously persuaded her not to jump down, and at the same time someone took out her mobile phone to call 119, 120, 110.
This is not close to the county hospital, and soon the siren of the 120 ambulance is getting closer and closer, and soon the ambulance drove in, and a doctor and two nurses jumped out of the car, and when they saw the doctor, Mi Zixuan immediately shrank his neck and stepped into Building 6, the person who came was Xiang Qixuan, Mi Zixuan was afraid that she would see that she had done something angry.
It didn't take long for the police to arrive, and the firefighters also arrived, and the police divided into two ways, one downstairs to find out why the woman jumped off the building, and the other rushed to the roof to try to persuade the woman to come down.
The firefighters began to inflate the air cushion to prevent her from jumping down and losing her life.
At noon, Comrade Wang, who took people to Mi's house to find Mi Zixuan, took his apprentice to the rooftop, and was immediately dumbfounded, just one was about to jump off the building, this will become a two, Lao Wang was just about to say some words of persuasion, and suddenly found that the back of the man sitting on the edge of the rooftop not far from the woman was a little familiar.
This person is none other than Mi Zixuan, he also sat down just now, looked at the woman sideways, judging from the side face, he is not very old, he is sixteen or seventeen years old, the same age as a flower, but at this time he is crying pear blossoms with rain, she is already beautiful, this cry is immediately like Sister Lin's Chu Chu pitiful, which can stimulate the desire of all men to protect.
Mi Zixuan suddenly said, "Hey, why did you jump off the building?" ”
Lu Jiayi was thinking about her sadness, and she didn't notice that there was a big boy next to her who was shirtless and ordinary-looking, but had a bad smile on his face, Mi Zixuan's words scared her a lot, and she almost fell off her feet, which scared the people below into a scream.
Lu Jiayi looked at Mi Zixuan vigilantly and said, "Don't come here, if you come, I'll jump down." ”
Mi Zixuan pursed his lips, his legs swayed, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it and took a puff.
Lao Wang finally recognized Mi Zixuan, and immediately shouted: "Mi Zixuan, what are you making a mess with?" ”
Mi Zixuan pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Who said I caused a mess?" I'm going to jump off the building too, okay? ”
This sentence almost choked Lao Wang to death, and he hurriedly said: "You jumped off the building? Why did you jump off a building? ”
Mi Zixuan suddenly said in a crying voice: "Because my mother gave me ten yuan at noon." ”
As soon as these words came out, Lao Wang almost didn't have a heart attack by Mi Zixuan, and there were thousands of reasons to jump off the building, but Lao Wang had never heard such a nonsense, fuck, and painful reason for jumping off the building.
Mi Zixuan spoke again, but said to Lu Jiayi: "Beauty, can you wait for me?" After I finished smoking this cigarette, we danced together, and there was company on the way. ”
Xiang Qi Xuan's panting voice suddenly sounded: "Mi Zixuan, you get down for me." ”
Mi Zixuan didn't look back, raised a hand and waved, a breeze blew, disrupting Mi Zixuan's short black hair, this scene looked at Xiang Qixuan's eyes, she inexplicably had a feeling that Mi Zixuan was sitting there very free and chic.
Lu Jiayi looked at Mi Zixuan and sneered: "Your reason is really, you hurry up and don't come over." ”
Mi Zixuan looked sideways at Lu Jiayi and shouted, "? It's not at all, these parents are too shameless, when I was a child, I always used ...... to cheat us about New Year's money" Speaking of this, he learned his mother's tone and said: "Mom will help you save it, and when you grow up, you will marry a daughter-in-law." ”
Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan pursed his lips, shook his head, and snorted: "Isn't this reason even more?" You said that I am such a big person, and I finally earned 10,000 yuan through hard work and exhaustion, my mother and her ...... She actually confiscated it for me, and gave me ten dollars, the reason is still the same reason, I really don't want to live anymore. ”