The university campus forum is a magical place, with the continuous expansion of the university, the school's area has reached a new high, the school is getting bigger and bigger, the campus forum has become an important place for college students to share anecdotes around them, make friends and chat, release information, and comment on school affairs, Huang Qian's university is no exception, from the place where the campus forum was founded, this forum is firmly controlled in the hands of the school broadcasting studio, and has become an important place for them to release the latest campus developments and news. One of the columns has received enthusiastic attention from students since its inception, namely: the campus guessing panel. The column is witty and humorous, digging into the anecdotes around them, and is deeply loved by students.

Today, the front page headline of "Campus Guessing Evaluation Group" was dominated by a video called "The Boy Who Chased the Wind". At this moment, all the members of the 215 dormitory gathered around Wang Xu's computer, staring at the video with 500,000 views, you must know that the entire school is less than 30,000 people, and the video has only been on the shelves for less than 1 hour, so the number of views is amazing.

Wang Xu took the mouse, noticed the crowd around him, and said slowly: "Are you ready?" Wait a minute to suppress your laughter, and I'm going to get started. ”

"What nonsense, hurry." Wang Xu's nervous words ushered in everyone's collective impatience.

Wang Xu saw that selling Guanzi again would definitely cause a group fight, so he hurriedly clicked the mouse.

After a melodious opening music, the new female anchor Li Xiaoran stood in front of the camera in a formal suit, and said casually in standard Mandarin: "Campus guessing jury, the more you guess, the more fun it is, hello everyone, I am today's substitute host Li Xiaoran, first of all, broadcast the campus weather." ”

A familiar melody came melodiously, Li Xiaoran Rory chattered a lot, and when he heard that several people in the bedroom were angry, Huang Qian was a thief, so he pretended to be impatient and shouted loudly: "Who is this woman, why is she so inkblotted, can't you go straight to the point?" ”

"Li Xiaoran, can't you hear the introduction of others? Although it's a little verbose, but the whole person is very cute, it's my favorite dish, does anyone know which class she's in? Lin Jie looked like a nymphomaniac, and when he heard Huang Qian slandering his goddess, he was unhappy all of a sudden, and then crackled for a while.

"I heard that it's from the broadcasting department, and it's the same class as us, I don't know which class it is, if you promise to wash my socks for a week, all her information, including her phone number, can be obtained for you." Wang Xu sat firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, staring at the screen, and the voice came slowly.

"Oh, if you lie to me, you know the consequences."

"No problem, you can wash my socks later."

"Honestly, I like people like you." After some exchanges, a deal was reached between Lin Jie and Wang Xu.

After waiting for a while, he finally entered the theme, Li Xiaoran's face was like a peach blossom, and he said with affection: "The most exciting news on campus this year came out, at about 11 o'clock this morning, a man with long hair fluttering in Lovers Lake, a tourist attraction on campus, ran here without a little clothes, so that we could not doubt this moral defect or the loss of ethics, thinking of the theft of clothes in the girl's dormitory a few days ago, Aunt Wang in the canteen was angry and harassed by strangers and picked up the phone to call the police, and the security guard Uncle Li repeatedly received courtship letters, Is it related to this, everything is in today's campus guessing jury, don't talk nonsense, just look at the photos. ”

As soon as Li Xiaoran's voice fell, a photo of a man with an invisible face and no clothes appeared on the screen, Li Xiaoran held a whip, pointed at the photo, and commented: "From the photo, we can see that this person's gender is male, the figure is not bad, the chest and abdominal muscles are very developed, the only significant characteristic is long hair fluttering, it is rare for boys to have long hair, so we can narrow down the object of suspicion, I estimate that the students of the art academy are a little more likely, after all, they are engaged in art, it is inevitable to set a new benchmark, Of course, it's just speculation, and here is a report from the location reporter who asked us to help the gang. ”

As soon as the picture turned, the camera switched to the door of the girls' dormitory, a female reporter took the microphone at the door of the dormitory to find the interview object, because it was close to noon, and the weather was a little hot, there were not many female students walking around the door of the dormitory, which brought some difficulty to the interview, and finally a girl who looked quite sweet, dressed in sportswear, carrying a badminton racket on her shoulder, looked like she was ready to go out to exercise, the female reporter's microphone was quickly handed to the front, and a hurried voice came: "Hello classmates, can you mistake your time for a few minutes, do an interview, We are in the school broadcast studio. ”

The girl was obviously stunned, and asked rhetorically, "Will it be on TV?" ”

"Our program still has a certain mass base and some influence." The female reporter hurriedly replied.

"Then wait for me, I'll touch up my makeup."

"No, just ask a random question, it doesn't have to be that complicated."

The female reporter was very helpless, as soon as the words fell, the woman reappeared in front of the camera, hot pants, short sleeves and a pair of casual shoes, her face was obviously wearing light makeup, and the little bird said like a person: "I'll be okay in the future, I can ask questions." ”

The female reporter had a hellish expression, it was too fast, after all, she had seen a big scene, and then asked with a straight face: "Have you heard about the incident of a man running naked on campus?" ”

"I heard that, I was at the scene at the time, and I just heard someone screaming and waiting for me to see that the person was gone, which is a pity."

"What's the pity, it's not very elegant after all."

"I think that person is very brave, and he can run naked in public, which shows that his psychological quality is very good."

"Why do you give him such a high rating?"

"I heard from the classmates I saw that the person has a good figure, a handsome side face, I don't have a boyfriend yet, and his conditions are very suitable for me."

"Oh, I see, do you think he has anything to do with the theft of underwear a few days ago?"

"I don't think it matters."

"Why, it can be seen from his naked running that he is a little psychologically perverted, which is very doubtful."

"Don't insult the male god in my heart, if you need underwear on his terms, you can go directly to me, I have ............ any style"

"Alas, classmates pay attention to the image, it's a little off-topic."

"Chasing the wind, I love you, remember my phone number: 123456789, come to me at any time."

The female classmate who was interviewed had not finished speaking, and the camera had been switched off, and the hostess calmed down her excitement and came to the security room to find Uncle Li, learned the lesson of the last time, and went straight to the point at this moment: "Uncle Li, do you think the courtship letter you received will have anything to do with this person?" ”

Uncle Li was drinking tea, watching the surveillance video, and when he heard the female reporter's words, he almost squirted out a sip of tea, and then got up and pulled the female reporter out of the security room, and an angry voice suddenly came: "Are you sick?" That man is a man, how can he give me some love letters, don't be disgusted that I'm coming, I have a bad heart. ”

Female reporters are getting nothing for nothing, and they are inevitably depressed in their hearts, just a few questions, is it necessary to think about it so complicated? Unconsciously came to the door of the canteen, and saw Aunt Wang who was cleaning, she hurriedly stepped forward and asked with a smile: "Auntie, the naked man who is making a lot of noise now, do you think it will be a mysterious person who harasses you?" ”

Aunt Wang stopped what she was doing, took the broom, twisted her waist like a bucket, and responded with anxiety and affection: "Don't ask such questions in the future, that person has been found, I found out that I had misunderstood him before, and now we have a good relationship." ”

"No, I've already found it, so how good is your relationship, is it convenient to reveal it?"

"With you young people you are already living together. Shame on the dead. Aunt Wang's face was red, she threw away the broom in her hand, covered her face and ran out of the door in embarrassment.

"Aunt Wang, Aunt Wang, isn't our interview over yet?" The female reporter was helpless for a while, and there was no trace of Aunt Wang when she saw her again.

The picture is a switch again, back to the studio, Li Xiaoran also smiled wryly, the three interviews were successful, if the host with poor psychological quality would have collapsed, but Li Xiaoran was bold, and then said with a straight face: "I believe everyone has seen in the interview just now, the bold courtship of female classmates, the concealment of Uncle Li, and the escape of Aunt Wang, is it really that simple behind this?" The more you think about it, the more thought-provoking it is, I believe that you in front of the video, you must be the legendary Sherlock Holmes, if you have any ideas, just leave us a message below the video, what do you really think, let's wait and see, see you next time. ”