XY.001 The life of a salted fish
He Jiong still had egg fried rice at the corner of his mouth, and glanced at Bai Yi who showed a helpless expression next to him.
said with a smile on his face: "Xiao Yi, look at it, I stayed up so hard to work overtime, and I was still hungry when I got home, can you bear to let me have no food?" ”
Seeing that Bai Yi was about to speak, He Jiong immediately said again: "I know that you can't bear it, I'll go somewhere else to eat, then your skills are good, you should give your brother a reward for working so hard and working overtime." ”
He Jiong's appearance made Bai Yi roll his eyes, and said, "Brother, don't think that I don't know that you haven't worked overtime at all in the past few days, and you still had dinner with your happy family yesterday, and you didn't think to ask me to go." ”
was exposed, and He Jiong didn't care: "I'm here to eat, isn't it also for you?" Look at you, you stay at home every day, sleep until noon and don't get up, and don't exercise, if you go on like this, your body will not be able to support it. And they don't eat on time. ”
"Brother, don't bluff me, I know my own body, my current body, three or four, you are definitely not my opponent." Bai Yi said speechlessly, not to underestimate He Jiong, but that he had a secret recipe, and no one could tell him.
"Yes, yes, now you're amazing, and you don't know who it was? Hungry enough to crawl out of the room. "Speaking of these, He Jiong is not false, and the show for so many years has not been hosted in vain.
"Brother, why do you keep talking about this, I'm not so exaggerated, I just accidentally fell down when I went out." Hearing He Jiong say about the previous embarrassment, Bai Yi knew that there was no way to clear his name.
But he really can't be blamed, he just crossed over at the time, and then he was improved by the damn system, and after the improvement, he was extremely hungry, and there was nothing to eat in the room.
When he was about to go out to find food, he accidentally fell to the ground when his leg was weak.
As a result, He Jiong, who had just come home from work, saw that Bai Yi saw people, where did he care so much, and directly shouted that he was hungry.
In the end, he ate all the reserve grain in He Jiong's house, and Bai Yi and He Jiong also knew each other.
"Yes, yes, what Xiao Yi said is right, but I accidentally fell, and I don't know how my box of bread disappeared." He Jiong said teasingly.
"Yes, brother, I'll take it, as long as you want to eat in the future, no matter what time or place, I'll make it for you." Bai Yi said with a look of surrender.
"That's what you said, don't cheat." He Jiong said with a smile on his face.
"Brother, you see when I didn't do what I promised you." Bai Yi said helplessly, he has always been very grateful to this big brother who often cares about him, so he will listen to whatever He Jiong says, but Bai Yi's salted fish heart can't help but resist.
"That's okay, then I'll go first, you wait to buy some food, I invited two guests in the evening, and I'll come to you for dinner then." He Jiong finished the last bite of egg fried rice and was ready to walk back to his house.
Bai Yi and He Jiong's room is opposite the door, and he Jiong happened to be touched by He Jiong when Bai Yi was the most embarrassed, and because of that time, the two of them met, and then they became familiar, and the two of them hit it off at first sight.
However, during this period of contact, He Jiong did not help Bai Yi less, knowing that he had no job, he kept looking for a job for him, but Bai Yi often went to complete system tasks, and finally salted fish, of course he didn't want to work.
He Jiong looked at Bai Yi's appearance, and finally had to give up this idea, but He Jiong still often took Bai Yi to the TV station to play, so as not to die at home.
Bai Yi doesn't go to work, he doesn't do anything at home every day, and there is such a thing as being able to faint from hunger, which shows that Bai Yi is really not worry-free.
But what He Jiong didn't know was that every time he took Bai Yi out, Bai Yi looked at the panel with a heartache on his face, which only he could see.
"Brother, it's not like you have nowhere to eat, why do you have to let me cook!" Bai Yi said with a heartache on his face, every time He Jiong said this, Bai Yi would have a lot less salted fish.
"Your skills are good, your brother's cooking skills are so good, I still go out to eat, do you think I'm stupid?" He Jiong asked rhetorically, Bai Yi could only silently pack up his things, wait and see the system.
Anyway, both of them know each other's personalities, and they are used to the way they get along.
When He Jiong left, he looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table, then looked at the pots and pans in the kitchen, thought about it, and picked up the phone.
When they ate together, most of them were Bai Yi cooking, and then He Jiong washed the dishes, but He Jiong's appearance today did not have the consciousness of washing dishes at all.
made a phone call and called a cleaner, Bai Yi, a salted fish, does not generate much domestic garbage, and the room will not be particularly dirty.
The whole inside of the house, that is, these pots and pans, and then wipe the dust. Something else, it's good that it doesn't exist! How is it possible that salted fish have time to make garbage, and when they have time, they are all spent basking in the sun.
Looking at the dishes and chopsticks, Bai Yi thought about whether to wait for the time to go to the supermarket and buy some disposable dishes and chopsticks by the way, but think about the pot, forget it, next time He Jiong won't let him go if he doesn't wash the dishes.
Open the system obtained by crossing into this world, and take a look at how much less salted fish is worth this time.
When you open the system, instead of a panel, a line of words appears.
"The trial operation of this system has officially ended, in view of the host's conscientiousness during the trial operation, treating the system like God, and the task completion is very high, the official version is hereby promoted in advance, this revision is larger, please check the detailed revision instructions."
One line of words, and then a very large one below to learn more.
Bai Yi nodded and opened the explanation, as for the of the dog system, just ignore it.
"1. Officially cancel the task system, the official version is opened, the task system is canceled, and the task will not appear."
"2. Cancel the negative salted fish value mode, as a salted fish, it is occasionally necessary to add salt, so the system decided not to reduce the salted fish value by behavior."
"3. Increase the way to obtain the value of salted fish, distinguish between salted fish in the body and salted fish model, salted fish in the host to do things in line with the way of salted fish can obtain salted fish value, salted fish model for the host's salted fish life so that others envy, imitate, love can get salted fish value."
"4. Cancel the big wheel, the store, due to the change in the difficulty of obtaining salted fish value, these two ways to get props will be canceled."
"5. Increase the gift box for sale, the gift box is divided into bronze, silver, gold, diamond, four gift boxes, the items in each gift are the same, but the probability of getting high-level items is different."
"6. More exciting things are waiting for you to discover."
"Salted fish life, create happiness with heart."
Looking at such a large list, Bai Yi nodded indifferently, anyway, he said a lot, and he didn't understand it at all.
Basically, the skills he has now are enough for him to use for the rest of his life, so it doesn't matter if this gift box or something is necessary.
However, for the last sentence, Bai Yi just wanted to say: "I have orange wheat loquats, I don't know if I can be an oar." ”
After understanding the instructions, Bai Yi turned it off and prepared to open the salted fish system.
After the upgrade is completed, the biggest benefit for Bai Yi is that he doesn't have to worry about the reduction of salted fish value every day and various diseases.
This dog system has never been embarrassing, if the salted fish value of the system is reduced in an abnormal way, it will make Bai Yi sick, depending on the amount of salted fish value to determine the condition and the length of time.
What is an abnormal way? It's just that as long as you don't buy things in the salted fish system, it's considered abnormal.