042: I don't want you to go to jail
The reason why Yuan Bao is worried about his butt falling to the ground all the time is because when she was very young, she was dropped several times by Yuan Ziqian, Yuan Ziqian was a very unreliable brother when he was a teenager, he always took it upon himself to play with Yuan Bao on his back, and always took her out of his hand at an excited moment. This gave the ingots a problem of being afraid of falling off.
He Dongfeng's indifferent temperament is obvious to all these cousins, so when he picked up the ingots like a child, and strode away without squinting as if nothing was happening, he was almost surprised to forget the game and wine in his hand.
There is no man in this world who is absolutely cold, but he has not met a woman who makes him warm.
Yuanbao didn't sleep, she naughtily blew into He Dongfeng's ears, he dodged, she held his head and blew, "Xianggong, I'll blow a fairy breath for you, my breath has been opened, my fairy spirit can wish you a day into the gold, soaring." High school champion, never fail! ”
The fourth cousin came out of another private room to send off the two cousins, and saw that Yuan Bao was having fun in He Dongfeng's arms, and he did not shy away from showing an expression of "My little friends and I are going to be stunned by you".
"I heard that my cousin has a lot of wine, it turns out that a large number of wine is like this......"
Yuanbao's ears were pointed, and two big eyes jumped out of He Dongfeng's shoulders, "Huh? You say I'm bad at drinking? I'm good at drinking, I'll tell you! Although it's not a thousand cups and not drunk, but I, anyway, don't vomit in a thousand cups! I don't play drunk, I just drink too much, drink too much, and I don't go in a straight line......"
The fourth cousin laughed dryly, "I didn't say that your wine is not good, your wine is that or something." He really didn't know how to sum it up, and his eyes closed. said, "It's cute." ”
"Cute fart, like a two-hundred-five." He Dongyi teased him on the side, and was kicked by the drunken bear man's guts Yuan Bao dangling his calf, "Go away!" ”
"We're leaving." He Dongfeng, who had not spoken, turned around and said hello to the fourth cousin, Yuan Bao turned his head from his arms and slapped the fourth cousin, "givemefive!" ”
The fourth cousin who didn't know why slapped her stupidly, "I wish my cousin and sister-in-law an early birth of a precious son!" ”
Yuanbao likes this blessing, and also likes this stupid cousin who doesn't have so many moths, and said beautifully, "Borrow your auspicious words!" I wish you a happy wedding! Grow old together! ”
"Huh...... Thank you, cousin. ”
He Dongfeng no longer let Yuanbao make trouble, and directly carried her into the car.
He Dongyi sat in the co-pilot. He Dongfeng and Yuan Bao sat in the back row, Yuan Bao was honest for only five minutes, stretched out his hand to the middle of the two seats in the front row and pushed it, and then excitedly rode to He Dongfeng's lap and looked at him with four eyes. "Xianggong, let's kiss, I've closed the window, they can't see it."
He Dongyi was a little dizzy, resting with his eyes closed, and when he heard Yuanbao's words, he laughed and laughed, his beautiful eyes were half-open, and he laughed twice.
He Dongfeng looked at Yuan Bao lightly and said, "They can see it." ”
Yuan Bao looked back and repeated the action just now, and continued the mysterious way. "I even closed the curtains, they won't be able to see it this time, don't worry!"
"We can't see it, but we can hear ......it," He Dongyi said with a smile.
Yuan Bao put a finger to his lips and made a small gesture to silence He Dongfeng, "Let's not kiss the sound of water, they won't be able to hear it!" ”
Her voice was obviously loud and crisp, and she thought she was unconscious, "I officially inform you now, Mr. He Dongfeng, I want to kiss you!" You said, I want to let you know before I kiss you! After finishing speaking, without waiting for He Dongfeng to agree, she picked up his head and aimed at his lips with infinite strength, and gnawed on it with the determination that she must succeed in her death.
The drunken kiss was not as bad as imagined, Dongfeng pushed away the ingots, wiped off the transparent silk threads connected between the two with one hand, held the waist of the ingots with the other, and said coldly, "You didn't brush your teeth." ”
"Why are you so confused, I can't owe it first, for a while, for a while, I'll be home! I brush it five times! She swore an oath and nibbled again.
He Dongfeng was a little puzzled by Yuanbao's reaction to kissing, he had never experienced others, but he had seen it after all, no one would make this kind of coquettish sound when kissing.
Did she do it on purpose? She has so many ghost ideas, and nine times out of ten they are deliberate.
But it doesn't seem like it, it doesn't look like it pretends to be at all.
Sure enough, the ingots spoke again. He pushed the ingots away and put a finger to his lips, "Shhhh ”
Yuan Bao shrunk his shoulders, and his big misty eyes rolled slightly, "Shhhh ”
“……”
"Did I speak up?"
“……”
"Xianggong, do you like kissing?"
"Shh
"Shhh......h Xianggong, I watched it today, your cousins' girlfriends don't have as big breasts as me! ”
He Dongfeng covered her mouth, raised her eyebrows and said, "Let's play a game, from now until we enter the bedroom, whoever speaks first will be a puppy." Yuan Bao nodded obediently, Dongfeng breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately she liked this game, he let go of his hand, ready to let her sleep on him for a while, he saw Yuan Bao squinting his eyes, his small dimples were deep, and he shouted excitedly, "Wang!" Barking! ”
“……”
Finally got home, Yuan Bao didn't need him to carry him and left, he touched the handrail and went straight to the second floor.
In addition to Dongfeng, the bedrooms of the He family are on the second floor, Dongfeng has slept on the third floor by himself since he was a child, he likes to be quiet, and he will be upset when people go back and forth on the second floor.
He Dongfeng and He Dongyi grabbed her arm together, and Dongfeng asked, "Where are you going?" The room is on the third floor. ”
Yuan Bao shook off the two of them like a donkey, and his pace was unsteady, and the back of his head hit the wall behind him straight, making a loud noise, "I don't know that the room is on the third floor yet, I know how to count!" Are you really an idiot? At the time of the college entrance examination, I was 276th in the city and 24th in the whole school, and my name was on the big red list at the school gate! ”
She pointed at He Dongyi, "Did you get on the list in the college entrance examination?" ”
"Yes, a little worse than you."
"What about you?" She pointed at He Dongfeng again and asked, "Are you on the list?" ”
"Hmm." He responded with no saltiness.
"How many, can I study?" She asked nonrelentingly.
He Dongyi smiled, "You found the wrong person to compare Yuanbao, you Dongfeng Xianggong is the champion of science." ”
Yuan Bao immediately looked like a nymphomaniac, "Wow! It's great! ”
He Dongfeng lightly hooked her shoulder, "Let's go, go back to sleep." ”
"Don't go!" She pushed away the east wind and pointed to He Dongyi's room in front of her, and the sky was spinning in front of her, and she didn't say a word for a long time. On the broad technique.
He Dongyi looked at her with interest and smiled, "What? Do you want to sleep with me tonight? ”
"Phew!" Yuan Bao disdainful, "I'm going to take revenge, I'm so big, except for my aunt, I haven't seen the blood on my body, your wife beat me into two holes and squirted blood, sprayed more than two catties, I also went to bleed her." ”
He Dongyi didn't bother to laugh at her, he looked like a little dwarf melon and was still a militant, "You can think about it, you are going to bleed Qin Zhen, and the two of us won't help you." ”
"Not helping?" Yuan Bao thought about it carefully, neither of them helped, it was Qin Zhen who let his own blood go, so he waved his hand generously, "Forget it, when I practice again, I'll find a soft persimmon to pinch it first, and let He Nanyu's blood go!" ”
"You are the only one in this house who is a soft persimmon." He Dongfeng no longer let her mess around, and walked upstairs with his waist clamped.
Now Yuan Bao is not happy, he firmly thinks that he feels sorry for He Nanyu so he doesn't let himself fight with her, lying on the bed crying and making trouble, the good wine he just boasted about has disappeared at this time, like a little madman, if she has to let He Dongfeng give her an explanation, why can't she release He Nanyu's blood? He Nanyu can still wear small shoes for her!
The drunk ingots were messing around, but her vexatious troubles always had a hint of coquettishness, and it didn't sound very annoying, He Dongfeng was so worn out by her that he lost his patience, and pulled her up from the floor and threw her on the bed, "Okay, you said how you want to deal with He Nanyu, I'll go down and do it now." ”
"Kill her." Yuan Bao replied without thinking.
"Okay." He also agreed without hesitation, turned around and was about to go out, Yuan Bao rushed out of bed with a roll, wanted to hug his waist, because of the swaying steps, as soon as he sat at his feet, he hugged his thighs, raised his little head and looked at him, "You will go to jail." ”
"I know."
"If you kill her, you won't have He Nanyu anymore."
"I know."
"Aren't you distressed?"
"Nope."
"But I don't want you to go to jail."
After He Dongfeng squatted down, he found that if he wanted to be at eye level with her, it was not enough to just squat, he took the ingots back to the bed and put them away, took off her shirt and jeans with his own hands, and wanted to put on pajamas for her, she insisted on refusing, so he gave up, "If you are worried that He Nanyu is a woman who will rob your husband, then I can tell you responsibly that she is not afraid." ”
Yuan Bao rolled on the bed barely, his face pressed against the pillow like a squeezed bread, "Really? ”
"Hmm."
She brushed away the hair wrapped around her face, her eyes watery, as if she was about to cry, "I feel so wronged." ”
"Why?"
"Because of everything." She buried her face in the pillow and rubbed it, wiped away her tears and rubbed red, "If I hadn't married you, I wouldn't have been scolded, I wouldn't have been beaten, I wouldn't have been disliked, my mother hadn't beaten me or scolded me, but if I hadn't married you, I wouldn't know you, if I didn't know you, I wouldn't like you, I wouldn't have liked you, I wouldn't have known, love is so beautiful......"
Dongfeng unbuttoned two shirts and lay down beside her, "I'll fight for it in the future, so that you don't have to be wronged." ”
Yuan Bao was already very sleepy, she pinched He Dongfeng's ass through the slacks, and said, "This baby's ......"
"Hmm." Accustomed to her always being hairy, he didn't care.
Yuanbao's little hand came to his waist again, groped for a long time, like a small fish, slid directly into his underwear, covered his lower body, and announced in a daze, "This baby's ......"