014: Screaming in the bathroom

Not being able to go to bed is a serious and serious problem, which directly and indirectly affects her desperate desire to achieve this harmonious marriage.

Every night, she pretended to spread a blanket on the ground next to the bed and put pillows and quilts, pretending that she was really obedient, but once she found that He Dongfeng had fallen asleep, she immediately crept into bed, no matter how good the floor is, how long can she sleep, sometimes she wakes up early, and then secretly gets out of bed and lies back on the floor, sometimes Dongfeng wakes up early, then he will inevitably kick back to the floor.

One night, Yuan Bao was about to take a shower, and as soon as he took off his clothes and pants, he screamed in the bathroom.

He Dongfeng was looking at the cold moonlight outside the window, and after hearing her call, he walked to the bathroom door unhurriedly, and reached out to push it away without saying hello, with a faint question in his eyes, "What's it called?" ”

"Called...... It's called Yuanbao ......" Yuanbao replied stunned while holding his clothes and pants.

He Dongfeng raised his eyebrows, "Nonsense." ”

Yuan Bao was so aggrieved that tears were about to come out, and said, "Relatives are here......"

He Dongfeng raised his hand and glanced at his watch, it was already ten o'clock, "What relatives?" What do you do in the middle of the night? Relatives are still standing here stupidly when they come, why don't you hurry up and put on your clothes and go out to pick them up? ”

Yuan Bao scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "It's not my relatives at home......"

"Whose relative is that?" He glanced at her phone on the washstand, "A relative of the He family? How will it be notified to you? ”

"It's not a relative of the He family......

He Dongfeng frowned unhappily, "Whose relative is that?" ”

"Oops, oops, you wood! It's my big aunt! Yuan Bao gritted his teeth and roared.

He Dongfeng was yelled at by her inexplicably, and he was even more displeased, "What are you shouting?" It's your aunt, not mine. ”

"Where do you have an aunt!"

"I have, in the United States."

Yuan Bao silently held on to the towel rack on the wall, "That, my aunt and your aunt are not the same aunt, 'relatives' and 'big aunts' are for girls, in addition to the meaning of relatives, there are ...... The meaning of menstruation. ”

He Dongfeng stopped talking, looked at her straight for a long time, turned around and walked out of the bathroom, and closed the door.

Menstruation is menstruation, why do you have such a messy name? Besides, it's not the first time in her life that she has menstruation, as for being surprised?

Yuanbao's heart is very sad, menstruation, which means that she is not pregnant, not pregnant, which means that she has to find a way to knock him down, she even struggles to go to bed and sleep, how easy is it to knock him down? It's hard to knock down your husband, it's hard to get to the sky!

After taking a simple hot bath, Yuan Bao returned to the room, leaned on the side of the bed and looked at the east wind with his chin on his chin, "Let me ask you a question." ”

He Dongfeng turned over and ignored it.

Yuan Bao walked around from the end of the bed and continued to lie in front of him, "Dongfeng Xianggong, let me ask you a question." ”

He Dongfeng was about to turn over, but was pulled by her, "Let me ask you, do you like children?" ”

“??”

"If you like it, I'll give you one?"

"I don't like it."

"I can't help it if I don't like it, sooner or later we all have to give birth to one, or two, three, four, five, seven, eight, ninety, ......."

"Wake up." He coldly reminded, "It's dark, don't daydream." ”

"If I can get pregnant, then I will lie in bed and dream every day......" she let out a long breath, climbed into bed, and squeezed the east wind inside, "I tell you, I will come to Auntie...... It's menstruation, the air conditioner is on at home, I can't sleep on the floor, sleeping on the floor is easy to get cold, I will have irregular menstruation when I get cold, and irregular menstruation will affect my conception, this problem is serious, I will tell you. ”

He Dongfeng was also fed up with the sin of driving her out of bed every day, so he simply ignored it, covered the quilt far away, and prepared to sleep, "Shut up." ”

"Okay, good night, see you tomorrow."