Seeing that his mother was desperately trying to serve me broccoli soup, it was still a very undelicious broccoli soup, and the squad leader was quite embarrassed.

"Mom, otherwise, serve me a bowl too......"

Zuihou offered to share the pain with me.

Lin Yumeng smiled as elegantly and charmingly as Snow White's own mother.

"Silly boy, how can there be a reason to grab something to eat with a guest? Ye Lin likes to drink this kind of soup, so let's give it to him. ”

Who likes this kind of soup! Aunt Lin, you're too much! As a culinary teacher of the class leader, you can't make such a bad soup, right? Deliberately, right? It must have been on purpose!

The broccoli soup was sweet and greasy, and I used my chopsticks to pick up a piece of beef from the potato beef stew to make sure that the beef was also deliberately made unpalatable.

As a result, the juice was thick and tender, and I was overjoyed.

It seems that Aunt Lin is not going to kill them all! Leave me a way to live! With the delicious dish of beef stew, even if the broccoli soup is unpalatable, I can barely go down!

However, when I was about to eat a second piece of beef with joy, Aunt Lin suddenly asked, "Have you ever eaten a sweet potato?" ”

"Eat, eat!" I don't understand the meaning of this question, and the four dishes and one soup on the table do not include sweet potatoes.

"Hehe, before eating sweet potatoes, everyone should dip them in cold water to prevent the syrup from sticking to their teeth, but some people don't like to dip them in cold water - Ye Lin, which one do you belong to?"

Is it a psychometric test or something else? The chopsticks I used to hold the second piece of beef stopped in the air, embarrassed to put it in my mouth without answering the question.

"If there's cold water, I'll dip it......"

"Well, have you ever tried to eat beef stew dipped in broccoli soup?" Aunt Lin winked at me gently, "It is said that this is a high-end way to eat in French dinner, I don't know if my craftsmanship can be on the countertop of a Western restaurant......"

Don't lie! I've had so many French meals at Amy's, and I've never heard of beef stew dipped in broccoli soup! And it's a broccoli soup with triple cream? Finally, I found out that the beef stew tasted very pure, and I was about to contaminate it with broccoli soup!

But although Aunt Lin didn't force me to do what she said, her eager eyes were no different from persecuting me, so I had to bite the bullet and soak the delicious beef stew in the unpalatable broccoli soup to get a piece of creamy broccoli beef.

When they were alive, cows, horses and sheep ate grass, broccoli belonged to the goods they ate, and after they died, broccoli finally took revenge!

From being popular to being unpopular, it's just one step! Broccoli soup is like a reverse philosopher's stone, no matter what delicacy you pass by, it immediately becomes a dark dish that everyone hates!

I ate the beef stew wrapped in broccoli soup like a swallow medicine.

"You're welcome, eat as much as you can!" Aunt Lin said to me with a hospitable smile, but her eyes obviously fell on the broccoli soup.

Does the unpalatable soup mean all-you-can-drink! What kind of grievances do you have against me that you used such torture on me!

At this time, the class leader also saw that her mother lacked kindness to me, and in order to cover me, she began to deliberately tear away the topic and talk to my mother.

"How's Mom's research going? Yesterday, a colleague called to talk about work, is there a new breakthrough, do you need your mother to go back as soon as possible? ”

Aunt Lin, who works as a researcher at a vaccine research institute in Shanghai, appears to be working on a major research project.

"The big problem of all shijie, how can it be so easy to make a breakthrough? Come, Ye Lin, drink more soup. ”

The squad leader's attention Jihua failed and failed to stop Aunt Lin from attacking my cooking.

The squad leader, who did not give up, began to talk about the security of Shanghai again to change the topic.

"Mom, you do research late and often walk at night, you must pay attention to safety!"

"It's okay, the security in Shanghai is generally better than in Beijing and Guangzhou, although there are liar beauty salons that specialize in pulling single women to do forced care on the side of Hong Kong Plaza, but I haven't been fooled."

While Aunt Lin was talking to the squad leader, I quickly stuffed a piece of beef stew without broccoli soup in my mouth.

"Scammers beauty salons and other things definitely can't fool my mother, I'm just worried that sometimes my mother who gets off work in the early hours of the morning will meet gangsters......"

"Then you'll be overly worried." Aunt Lin smiled and said, "Do you remember the first day I came back, I gave you a long-handled flashlight?" ”

"Remember," the squad leader blinked suspiciously, "I haven't unpacked it yet, does this flashlight have anything to do with the security in Shanghai?" ”

Just wanted to continue to explain to my daughter, Aunt Lin suddenly saw that I dared to eat beef stew without broccoli soup without dipping, so she began to look at me with gentle and elegant eyes, although she didn't say "It's wrong for you to eat like this", but under the pressure of the strong vision, I had to make a thank you reminder expression of "Oh, I forgot to dip in the soup" with my conscience, and then slaughtered the delicious beef stew for the second time......

While forcing me to continue tasting dark cuisine, Aunt Lin explained to her daughter:

"The flashlight I gave you, although it looks like a flashlight, is actually a wolf-proof shock device disguised as a flashlight."

When he said the word "anti-wolf", he also glanced at me.

Feed! I'm an iron-blooded lone wolf, not **! Today's attitude towards me is to regard me as a ** with ill intentions towards your daughter!

"This anti-wolf electric shock device is very easy to use, it can be used as a flashlight at ordinary times, and it can be used as a baton when wielded, and if it is paired with high heels, sometimes it can be repelled without the electric shock function."

Listening to Aunt Lin, she seemed to have really met **, and drove the other party away without fear.

"When Ye Lin leaves, my mother will teach you how to open the safety of the anti-wolf shock device, and then teach you when he leaves."

There's no need to say "wait until I'm gone" twice! Do you want to say it twice because it's important! Because the anti-wolf shock device is mainly used against me, can't I understand how to use it!

"I know, anyway, Mom, you have to be careful when you walk alone at night."

"You have to be careful when you go to and from school alone." Aunt Lin seems to mean something else.

Good! Aunt Lin's eyes are not on my side for the time being! The opportunity to eat "pollution-free beef stew" has finally appeared! The movement of my hand was swift and silent, and I quickly grabbed a piece of beef stew, which passed over the three horrible bowls of broccoli soup and was about to be placed in my bowl!

I'm going to hide this piece of beef under the rice so I can eat it without me knowing! I'm so smart!

The squad leader saw my movements, and in order for my jihua to be implemented smoothly, she covered me and said:

"Mom, although there are fewer violent crimes in Shanghai, there are still a lot of thieves, right?"

"Huh? It's not so much that it needs special reminders, is it? And the thing with the logo of the institute that I stole from me is not enough for the thief to be troubled enough after seeing it......"

I don't quite understand, the weishenme thief will feel upset when he sees Aunt Lin's institute logo, or I don't have time to figure it out, because the squad leader immediately said something that made me squirt:

"Anyway, I think there are a lot of thieves in Shanghai, and I've heard people mention it more than once, it seems that there is a person named Luffy, who always shouts to be the 'Shanghai One Piece', but he hasn't been arrested yet......"

Don't maliciously sell cute! Squad leader, your anime blind breakthrough skyline! Luffy is going to be the "One Piece", not Luffy is going to be the "One Piece"! You really don't know, or do you want to gag in front of your mother and let me successfully take away the beef stew!

It's backfired! You said with a serious expression that Luffy wanted to be the "One Piece of Shanghai", and that seriousness made me want to laugh so much! I tried my best to hold back my laughter, but I didn't hold the beef stew steady, and unfortunately let the beef stew fall into the broccoli soup below.

The spilled soup stained the table, and a small amount spilled on my collar.

Because the table was too full, the napkin was placed on the coffee table a little farther away, and when the squad leader saw that the soup was spilled, he immediately got up and went to the side to get the napkin for me.

Taking advantage of the few seconds when the squad leader got up and walked to the coffee table, Aunt Lin lowered her voice and asked me across four dishes and one soup:

"Listen to Xiaozhe, are you Sasha's boyfriend?"

It turns out that Shu Zhe reported to his mother like this? No wonder Aunt Lin has a strange attitude towards me! When I came back on May Day, my daughter was not abnormal, but in September, my daughter immediately had an extra boyfriend, and of course the mother should be suspicious!

"Auntie, you misunderstood," I hurriedly lowered my voice and explained, "Shu Sha and I are just ordinary friends, Shu Zhe is joking." ”

Aunt Lin's gentle smile still hasn't changed, "It's a pity, I have eyes, and I can still see what the relationship between you is." ”

At this time, the squad leader came back with a napkin, and Aunt Lin and I stopped talking for the time being, but the atmosphere at the dinner table was even darker than before.

"Oh, yes." Aunt Lin suddenly remembered something, and said to her daughter, "The day before yesterday, I was chatting with my neighbor Aunt Zheng, and she seemed to have seen Ye Lin walk out of our door in the morning, is there such a thing?" ”

Huh? Does it mean that after the intramural basketball game last semester, I suddenly had a fever, spent the night at the class leader's house, and used the class leader as a pillow and hugged me all night!

When I went out with Shu Zhe the next day, I was discovered by a neighbor! What a nosy! You don't need to tell the squad leader's mother if you see it! In this way, my suspicion is even greater!

Hearing his mother mention this, the squad leader's face turned red, but he finally calmed down.

"That time was Ye Lin's sudden high fever, his body temperature had reached 39 degrees, and he insisted on not going to the hospital, so Xiao Zhe and I left him overnight to take care of the patient."

The squad leader bit the word "patient" very hard, as if to emphasize that I didn't have the physical strength to do anything discordant at that time.

"Is that so?" The smile on Aunt Lin's face was very warm, and her tone was quite soft, but the faint aura of danger made me subconsciously feel that "something is wrong".

"Since I myself work at the Vaccine Research Institute, I have seen many patients who are clinically shiyan, so I would like to ask ......."

The sudden widening of my eyes seemed to shoot a cold shock wave of frost and everything, and I couldn't help but shiver.

"If you take care of a patient, is it necessary to sleep in the same bed with the patient and hold them together all night?"