With a thunderclap from far and near, the wind tightened suddenly, the rain changed from a vertical fall to a horizontal attack, and the umbrella almost completely lost its effectiveness, and almost flew away from my hands several times, following the footsteps of Shenzhou 10 and flying into space.

My pants were rainproof, and Amy's thin sundress was drenched from top to bottom, and I could already see the outline of her underwear.

Of course, I didn't look at it, I leaned forward, trying to compete with the power of nature, trying to help my sister block some wind and rain.

Amy didn't appreciate it at all, she craned her neck and let the rain wash away, as if enjoying the feeling of the rain flowing down her limbs and back to the ground.

"If only the sun never came out again!" She shouted.

I really think I'm a vampire! How can you be such a weak vampire? Liliang only has 0.5 Gong Caicai, and if you rely on your own Liliang to attack people, you will definitely starve to death! When the time comes, if you hug your brother's thigh and cry, maybe I'll give you some blood to drink!

It all happened so suddenly, behind the pouring rain, the ominous rattling intensified, and before I could figure out what was going on, a loud cracking sound came through the rain curtain, and then a tall, pitch-black building toppled down on us.

No, not architecture! It's a big tree! I don't know if it's because the roots have rotten, but a big tree on the side of the street was blown down by a strong wind and smashed straight at my and Amy's positions!

Nima's pit daddy! Are you planning a double kill on this big tree? Did you have an enmity with me in your previous life, but in this life you turned into a tree and waited for me for 500 years! Why don't you fall early or late, but when my sister and I come over? I'm a man destined to become the king of the harem, how can I be ended by just a plant!

The tree snapped off from the bottom, but the bones were broken and the tendons were connected, and the toughness of the epidermis slowed down the rate at which it fell.

Amy, who had been walking in front of me without a heart, heard the cracking of a tree, and saw a black shadow falling from the sky, and was so stunned that she couldn't even shout "help".

Martial arts, especially the power of yin and yang sanshou, are about the prediction between lightning and flint, and I instantly estimated the time it would take for the tree to fall, and compared it to the time it took for us to successfully dodge.

It's a little dangerous, and if I don't make a mistake, I should have 0.1 seconds left, but I can't hold it up, so I'd better push my sister away first!

stepped forward and shouted "Be careful!" to the shocked Amy! When she regained consciousness, he pushed her to the side.

It may be a bit barbaric, but it's also something that can't be helped, and it's better than being hit by a big tree.

Amy staggered back, one of them didn't stand still, and sat down on the rain-strewn ashram, but fortunately, her ass hit the ground, and it was better to hit her head or knees on the ground, and at most it made her skirt wetter.

After judging from the corner of my eye that my sister would no longer be in danger, I let go of the umbrella in my hand and let the wind blow it away, so as not to slow me down.

The pouring rain poured down on me unhindered, but it didn't matter, my sister was the same as me, and I had a feeling of returning to nature.

If a martial artist concentrates, especially with the help of adrenaline, he will perceive the enemy's attack as slow motion, as will the fallen tree.

I could have avoided it unscathed, but at that moment I had a whim, which is what is commonly called, and I made a mistake.

Although the old man repeatedly emphasized to me that martial arts novels and martial arts movies are all nonsense, they left many magical impressions in my childhood, such as "Fighting Cattle Across the Mountain", "Hundred Steps Divine Fist", "Star Sucking**...... Even if those don't exist, subconsciously, I still think that "four or two thousand pounds" may exist.

Especially when the old man just praised me, saying that my strength transformation technique has improved rapidly, it will inevitably make me my tail.

So I had a foolish idea in my mind, that is, I imagined that I would use Yin and Yang to strengthen the big tree, unload the strength, let it change direction, and roll to my left foot involuntarily, so that Amy on the right would be safer, and at the same time, she would worship me as an older brother even more.

"It turns out that my brother is more powerful than Superman! I used to have all kinds of inconsiderate things for my brother, please forgive me for being an immature sister! ”

When the time comes, will such things be said?

While I was thinking about it, I could have saved 0.1 seconds of margin, but I paid Lang.

And as the dark shadow of the tree trunk fell on my face, the instinct of my body commanded me: get out of the way! You SB can't take it at all! You've watched too many martial arts movies! If you don't dodge it, you'll die in front of your own sister!

I hurriedly twisted my heel and ran in Amy's direction, but because I wasn't particularly used to wearing rain boots, the ground was slippery, and I actually made a mistake at this moment, and I stumbled and fell!

Then, a dead tree as thick as a hug, with not many branches or leaves on it, slammed into my back.

"It's over!" I thought so in my heart at the time, but I still tried my best to dissipate the impact of the tree trunk on me, so that I could drift like a ball of cotton wool and not fight each other.

There was a "bang", and then a "snap", and I thought it was my ribs that were crumbled into slag, and then the internal organs and intestines flowed out, and I couldn't help but feel sad in my heart.

I died so miserably! He died so miserably without doing anything evil! Congratulations, big tree, your great revenge from 500 years ago has been avenged, and you can be reincarnated with peace of mind!

Wait a minute! It seems that the "bang" sound just now, what kind of metal came from, there should be no metal in my body! Could it be that I was actually a robot made by my father, but my father gave me a new pair of older bodies every month, so I never found out?

That's not right! Dad, what kind of broken robot are you doing! I can't even beat a single human being, I'm a defective product among robots! What kind of face do I have to follow Optimus Prime!

I felt it carefully, and although I was pressed by the trunk of the tree, my chest cavity was a little breathless, but it seemed that my ribs were not broken, and my intestines were not flowing out.

With a "bang", the trunk of the tree hit the metal garbage can on the side of the road, smashing the garbage can flat.

I was saved by a trash can! I will bring its remains home and offer them to future generations to worship. After its brave sacrifice, I was not fatally injured in the small angle between the trunk and the road, but I could not climb out because my waist was tightly pressed.

At first glance, it looks like I can't make it.

If you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing! As soon as I go out, I'm going to buy welfare lottery two-color balls! Amy, why are you stunned? Hurry up and call the bodyguards! Although this angle is very stable at present, it is still a long night and a lot of dreams after staying for a long time!

Huh? You...... Why are you crying?