Chapter 212: Vice Mayor Zhou's Meat Joke
After a while, the wine came.
Zhou Junbo hurriedly opened a bottle and continued to drink. With Du Xiaowei, a big beauty, by his side tonight, he decided to have a good drink.
After a few more glasses of red wine, Zhou Junbo's face full of horizontal flesh began to flush.
As the saying goes, alcohol can mess with sex.
When the wine was hot, Zhou Junbo saw Du Xiaowei sitting opposite him. Bright eyes and bright teeth, Chu Chu moving. A white silk cheongsam shows the delicate curves of the body to the fullest.
I can't help but start to think about horses.
He felt the urge to take her into his arms. However, because of his own identity, he didn't dare to make a mistake.
His mouth was dry and he swallowed hard.
Du Xiaowei felt very uncomfortable when she saw him staring at herself. So he reminded: "Vice Mayor Zhou, why are you looking at me like this?" ”
Zhou Junbo realized his gaffe at this time, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I was distracted......"
After speaking, a strong sense of vinegar welled up in his heart.
He thought, Li Zhejun, this kid is really blessed to find such a beautiful girlfriend. To have a figure, to have a good look. Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for? And his wife, when she was young, she could see it. But now, the person is old and yellow, and his figure is still out of shape, so he doesn't dare to look at it directly.
Therefore, he had to keep his mistress outside the bread to solve his physical problems.
Actually, he doesn't want to think about his own conditions. Five short figures, fat heads and big ears. Compared to his wife, how much better can it be?
However, people will always only see the shortcomings of others, but will not examine their own shortcomings.
Du Xiaowei saw that his face was flushed, and a pair of drunken eyes were staring at him, knowing that he was almost drunk. This XO, although it is a red wine, is actually not low. I'm afraid that if he continues to drink, he will definitely get drunk. So he persuaded politely: "Vice Mayor Zhou, you better drink less, what about drinking alcohol?" ”
Zhou Junbo waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I often socialize, this little wine can't bother me!" ”
Du Xiaowei had no choice but to follow him. I thought to myself, how do I get out tonight?
After drinking for a while, Zhou Junbo was really a little drunk, and the topic began to rise casually.
He asked Du Xiaowei where she was from? What school did you graduate from and what is your major? How long have you been with Ting Sun Company? What are your hobbies, specialties, etc......
Du Xiaowei saw him asking himself like an examiner, and she was a little dissatisfied. However, out of politeness, she answered them one by one.
Zhou Junbo was drunk, and asked directly: "Miss Du, you are so good, have you ever thought about changing to a better job?" ”
Du Xiaowei was stunned, she didn't expect him to ask such a question. So, he shook his head: "No, I think the current work is quite good." ”
Zhou Junbo saw that she answered so simply, so he put down the chopsticks in his hand and said flatteringly: "No, I think it's a pity that you are a business manager in the enterprise...... Why don't you come to my office? I'm missing a secretary here. ”
Du Xiaowei was stunned again, thinking he was joking.
That day, when she went to the city government to look for him, there was obviously a secretary surnamed Liu sitting in the office next to him.
So, he smiled and said, "Vice Mayor Zhou, are you kidding...... Don't you have a secretary now? I asked him to pour me tea that day......"
Zhou Junbo took a sip of wine: "No, I'm not kidding...... Now I have a secretary, but I'm not happy with it and want to change it at any time. ”
Seeing his serious appearance, Du Xiaowei believed that he was not joking.
However, what struck her was incredible. A deputy mayor's secretary, he can say that he can change it, and let whoever he wants to be, just like a servant in his own family.
She had to "admire" the ability of Deputy Mayor Zhou.
However, there was no way she could have promised him.
First, she has no interest in being a civil servant, and she looks at people's faces every day, and listens to reports in the mountains and seas, which is very boring.
The second is that she likes Li Zhejun, and on this alone, it is impossible for her to leave. What's more, he is still a drunkard, and he doesn't mean to drink.
Zhou Junbo saw that she didn't reply for a long time, so he continued to ask: "Miss Du, you haven't answered my question yet?" I sincerely invite you. ”
Du Xiaowei saw that he was chasing after him, so she had to politely refuse and said: "Thank you, Vice Mayor Zhou, for looking up to me...... Actually, I'm just a novice. If you don't have the qualifications and work experience, how dare you be your secretary? ”
Zhou Junbo didn't expect her to refuse so easily, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
You know, the position of secretary, although it is an errand job. However, one person is below ten thousand people. Many people want to get this position with their heads sharpened, but they didn't expect Du Xiaowei to refuse without thinking, which made him feel very unhappy.
Could it be that I am not as good as the secretary of a deputy mayor as a business manager of a company?
He wanted to be angry. However, as soon as she saw Du Xiaowei's pretty face, the anger in her heart disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Who made herself hooked on her?
So, pretending to be a gentleman, he smiled and said, "It's okay, you can think about it again." ”
At this time, the atmosphere in the private room became a little awkward.
Du Xiaowei took a sip of her drink, broke the silence and said, "Vice Mayor Zhou, let's play boxing, shall we?" Tell a joke if you lose. ”
Zhou Junbo asked, "How to row?" ”
Du Xiaowei stretched out her hand and made a few gestures and said, "Rock-paper-scissors!" ”
Zhou Junbo nodded again and again.
I thought to myself, I'm the best at telling jokes. However, it's all meat jokes.
Since she took the initiative to bring it up, why not take this opportunity to tease her? He really wanted to see what the beauty in front of him would be after listening to his meat jokes, what kind of reaction would he have?
So, while she was punching, he deliberately lost to her by half a beat. Du Xiaowei didn't know what to do, so she asked him to tell a joke.
When Zhou Junbo heard this, he was secretly happy. However, he didn't dare to go too far. So, the wine was bold and told her a more subtle joke.
It goes something like this: a little white rabbit goes to play in the forest, and while playing, he can't find his way home. At this time, she met a little black rabbit and asked, "Little black rabbit, do you know where my house is?" ”
The little black rabbit said, "I know, I'll tell you if you tell me." ”
The little white rabbit followed the little black rabbit hehehe, and then continued to walk forward.
The little white rabbit got lost again at a three-way intersection, and she met a little gray rabbit and said, "Little gray rabbit, do you know where my house is?" ”
The little gray rabbit said, "I know, you and me, hehehehe, I'll tell you." ”
The little white rabbit said to the little gray rabbit hehehe, and then continued to walk forward.
The little white rabbit walked and got lost, and she met a little red rabbit and said, "Little red rabbit, do you know where my house is?" ”
The little red rabbit said: "I know, you and me, hehehehe, I will tell you." ”
The little white rabbit said to the little red rabbit hehe, and then continued walking.
Finally, the little white rabbit successfully returned to her home, and she gave birth to a litter of baby rabbits.
After telling the joke, Zhou Junbo asked Du Xiaowei proudly: "Do you know what hey, hey, hey, mean?" ”
Du Xiaowei really didn't know what it meant at first, but she didn't understand until he finished the last sentence. Now, he even knowingly asked deliberately. Suddenly, his face burned like a glow, and he was shy.
"I don't know, your joke isn't funny at all."
Zhou Junbo had already seen the answer from her shy face: "Okay, I'll talk about one more?" ”
Du Xiaowei knew that he was still thinking about it, and said with some displeasure: "I won't play with you, I can't imagine that the dignified Vice Mayor Zhou is also ......."
She wanted to be vulgar, but she stopped when it came to her lips.
She knew that she couldn't tear her face.
Zhou Junbo laughed: "It's nothing, just kidding." ”
Du Xiaowei didn't want to answer his words anymore, so she grabbed the drink cup on the table and drank it calmly.
Zhou Junbo looked at her little hand holding the drink, and his heart couldn't help but throb. It was a weak and boneless little hand, and when he was punching her just now, he wanted to grab it in his hand and knead it fiercely.
However, he still didn't dare.
Because the girl in front of me is different from other girls.
She is fresh and beautiful, and her face exudes an awe-inspiring and inviolable temperament. However, he was very unwilling. I finally found a chance to eat alone with her, but I couldn't kiss Fangze.
So, he thought quickly. Finally, he thought of a reason.
"Miss Du, how about I help you see the palmistry?"
Du Xiaowei was stunned: "What?" Palmistry? ”
She thought she had misheard.
Zhou Junbo nodded solemnly: "Yes, look at palmistry." ”
Du Xiaowei still looked puzzled: "Vice Mayor Zhou, do you still look at palmistry?" ”
Zhou Junbo said: "Yes, my hobby. ”
Du Xiaowei felt incredible: the dignified deputy mayor of Haizhou would even show people palmistry?
"Come, put your right hand out! Let me help you predict the forecast. Guaranteed to look at one look accurately! Zhou Junbo seemed a little impatient.
Du Xiaowei shook her head: "No, I don't believe this!" ”
Zhou Junbo was a little anxious: "Why don't you believe it, this is science, not superstition." ”
Du Xiaowei still refused to give him her hand.
Although, when I was a child, I also played the game of "counting the hand". Moreover, to this day, I will still recite that smooth mouth: "One basket is skillful, two baskets are good, and three baskets and four baskets carry straw." Five baskets are poor, six baskets are rich, and seven baskets and eight baskets open pawnshops. Nine baskets are talents, and ten baskets are the champions".
However, there is no basis for any of them. Therefore, she did not believe it at all.
Zhou Junbo saw that she refused to give in, so he couldn't care about his identity. He forcibly grabbed her hand and said, "Miss Du, just let me take a look." Let me count how many baskets you have! ”
Seeing him like this, Du Xiaowei had no choice but to agree.
He is the deputy mayor of the city, and the company is on his turf. If the relationship is stiffened because of this, it is really more than worth the loss.
It's just that the three chapters of the covenant that Li Zhejun and her said may be invalid.
Zhou Junbo saw that she no longer refused, and his heart was full of joy. So, he hurriedly pulled the little hand that was as white as jade to himself.
He said to help her count the baskets, and said that the lights were too dim. So, I just leaned over. Seeing that the tip of his nose was about to touch his fingers, he reluctantly stopped. He sniffed, and a feminine fragrance permeated his heart.
He pretended to look at her fingers, his thick fingers kneading the back of her hand from time to time. The delicate and soft skin quickly transmitted to his brain through the touch of his fingers.
His heart fluttered.
Du Xiaowei saw him squeezing his hands tightly and looking greedily, her heart was full of helplessness.
She began to complain a little about Li Zhejun: "Why don't you come in yet?" ”