Beauty is a man
An incomparably handsome face, a model-like delicate figure, and the measurements are particularly prominent.
"Take off," Hong Yu ordered
"You're still not human? Does it sound like words to let a woman undress in front of a strange man? ”
Zhou Fan was not angry, turned the visor of the cap to the back, wore it on his back, and his cheeks bulged angrily.
"It's okay to take it off, but there is a fee"
A hoarse voice, which doesn't match her appearance at all, she should have a sweet and soft voice, Zhou Fan thought so.
"Take off a garment for five thousand"
Zhou Fan covered his mouth and smiled, this woman is black enough, if she wears layer after layer of skirts, how much money does she have to make?
"Don't take it off, Fanfan, let's go back"
Zhou Fang waited impatiently, a day, this is still in the nightclub, watching the dancers undress, boring people.
"Well, I'm going to go home and sleep, I'm going to buy a Fenbider on the way, and my headache is going to crack"
Zhou Fan rubbed his temples, feeling pain for a while, and seriously lacking sleep.
"Laha ......"
A shrill voice sounded in the small office, and I saw Hong Yu holding a piece of red cloth in his hand, pointing to the person who was bending over and covering his lower body and said, "He is a man, and he is genuine"
If you want to have a chest, you want a waist to have a waist, you want a face to have a face, how can it be a man?
Zhou Fang walked in front of the "beauty", looked at it carefully, and saw that there was an Adam's apple, a man's characteristics, and his hands were also very large and wide, which were very different from women's hands, including his leg shape and a series of other characteristics, compared with women, he was indeed unqualified.
Just looking at his appearance, he will definitely think that he is a woman, and when he takes off his clothes, he will be exposed.
"Still Thai? Fool whom? Thai ladyboys? You speak Chinese more fluently than Chinese, speak a few words of Thai and I'll listen"
"I'm a Thai national, a native of Yunnan, and also, pay me for my clothes, this skirt is very expensive"
It's time for the farce to end, Zhou Fan walked up to the person who bent over and covered the important parts and said, "You are obviously a man, why don't you have nothing to learn from women?" ”
"Men's money is easy to earn, I dance a little and twist my butt a few times, I can earn half a month's salary in one night, what's wrong?"
Doesn't it say that women's money is easy to make? How can it become a man's money again? Zhou Fan couldn't figure it out.
"You slept with him last night, don't you want to explain?" Zhou Fan pointed to Hong Yu with a straight face and said.
"I haven't settled accounts with him yet? The back of my head still hurts, rude man."
Like Hong Yu, the wicked sue the Lord first.
"Xiaofeng, you help him find a piece of clothing, he can't go out like this"
Zhou Fan thinks he is quite funny, there are 'waves' above, and a bunch of 'sea urchins' below, if you think about a woman, just touch yourself, when you think about a man, you can take off your pants and solve it yourself, a person.
"My name is Zhou Fan, what's your name?"
"Yaoyao"
The name is very nice, Yaoyao, let's be friends! What is your mobile phone number? ”
Zhou Fan took out his mobile phone, thinking that it was not bad to have such a heterogeneous friend, it was pleasing to the eye, and there was a 'surprise' hidden in his clothes.
For the first time, someone didn't dislike that she was a half-man or a woman, and took the initiative to ask for a mobile phone number, Yaoyao quickly stood up excitedly, reached out to hold Zhou Fan's mobile phone, stored her mobile phone number on her mobile phone, and used Zhou Fan's mobile phone to call herself, which was regarded as writing down Zhou Fan's mobile phone number.
He had long nails, and he had a 'beauty', maybe he kept them for dancing.
Hong Yu finally sighed, and was a little concerned that she exchanged mobile phone numbers with the shemale, it was a shemale, but he was also a man.
Zhou Fan watched the ladyboy Yaoyao and others perform on stage, a passionate and unrestrained dance, he has the softness of a woman, and the dynamics and tension of a man, he doesn't feel young now, but what about getting older? Zhou Fan was worried about him.
Back home, Zhou Fan fell on the bed, with a splitting headache, and he really wanted to hit the wall and knock himself out, but his head might not hurt.
"The pharmacy is closed, do you really don't have to go to the hospital?" Zhou Fang took off her coat and covered her with a quilt again.
"No, you can go back first! It's eleven o'clock, I'll just get some sleep."
"How long will it take for Hong Yu to come back? I'm gone, you're home alone, and I'm not at ease."
It's Hong Yu again, Zhou Fan is talking about Hong Yu's color change now, he hates to see him, and he hates to hear his name.
Zhou Fang's mobile phone kept ringing, but he just didn't answer the phone, and Hong Ling Chagang urged him to go home.
"Let's go, it's not good to go home"
Zhou Fan's head hurt even more because of his phone ringing, and he slept under the quilt.
Zhou Fang took out his mobile phone, turned it off directly, and threw it aside, he also didn't want to go home, he was afraid of going home, he was afraid of the 'cage' of confinement, and what was even more afraid of Hong Ling's 'tossing' of himself.
Zhou Fang heard the sound of the door opening, thinking that Hong Yu was back, and he was going back, and the time with Fan Fan always passed very quickly.
Smelling of alcohol, Zhou Fang pushed Hong Yu out of Zhou Fan's small room and asked him to sit on the sofa and sober up.
"Why are you pushing me? I haven't seen my wife yet."
Hong Yu got up from the sofa, took off his coat, and threw it on the ground, just wondering if her head still hurts? Is it cold? Do you need to accompany the bed to cover the bed?
"Just fell asleep, don't make a noise about her"
"Sleeping? How could she sleep without me around? I wouldn't be able to close my eyes all night without her by my side."
Zhou Fang knew that Hong Yu loved Fan Fan deeply, and Fan Fan also fell in love with him, but now Fan Fan has not forgiven him, and he is still angry.
"Let her sleep, you sleep in my original room, after two days, when she is angry, the two of you will move back, Mom is home alone, it's strangely deserted"
Separate? If you don't do it, how can there be such a person? didn't persuade his niece, but actually thought of letting him separate.
"Okay, I'll sleep in your room, you can go back, Hong Ling can't find you when she calls and cries, why don't you answer the phone?"
"The phone is out of battery, if she calls again, you say I'm going back"
Zhou Fang stood up, returned to Zhou Fan's bedroom, and exposed his head to Zhou Fan, who was covered with a quilt, he liked to sleep like this, didn't he think that the air inside was not circulating, and he was panicked?
Still sweating, hair wet, even sleeping frowning, dreaming again?
Zhou Fang straightened the hair on her face, adjusted the air conditioner, turned off the headlights in the room, replaced it with a night light, and gently closed the door for her.
"I'm leaving, you can also wash and rest"
Zhou Fang knew that if she didn't leave, Hong Ling would definitely drive over, so it was better to leave early before she arrived.
As soon as Hong Yu saw him leave, he locked the door, took a shower in the bathroom, wrapped himself in a towel and came out, opening the door where Zhou Fan was sleeping.
Gently lifted the quilt, lay on the bed, turned his head to look at Zhou Fan, and found that a pair of eyes were wide open, looking at himself.
"Go down, don't sleep in my bed"
"Wife, didn't you explain it clearly, I didn't do that kind of thing, I swear, I will never get drunk again in the future, can you forgive me?"
Zhou Fan pushed him hard, pulled the quilt on his body to his side, and didn't let him cover it.
"Did you hear it, I think you're disgusting, I don't feel better looking for a woman, you're good, just looking for a ladyboy, you two are having a very hot time, heh, you go to find it again, hurry up and leave me"
Hong Yu felt funny when he looked at her puffing out, and even being jealous was cute, which made him think about it.
"Still lying still, hurry up and let me go, I don't want to see you" Zhou Fan stood on the bed, holding the quilt in his hand, but he didn't give it to him, thinking about freezing him, seeing that he was still sleeping naked.
Hong Yu didn't move, covered the important parts of his lower body with a towel, closed his eyes and rested, and died with her to see what she could do.
Zhou Fan saw that he dared to sleep, jumped out of bed, held the quilt, put on slippers and said, "You don't go, right!" Okay, if you don't go, I'll go."
Hong Yu was clever, turned over and got out of bed, stopped in front of her, and blocked the door.
"Don't do this, okay? I know it's wrong, you give me a chance, I promise never to drink again"
"You get out of the way for me, if you don't get out of the way, I'll call the police" Zhou Fan found his bag left and right, and his mobile phone was inside.
also called the police, Hong Yu smiled and said, "Report it!" I'm waiting for you."
Zhou Fan stomped his feet angrily, the bag was not in the room, there was no way to call the police, and he couldn't shout for help! will be complained by neighbors.
"Wife, the night is long, do you want to spend so much all the time? Why don't we work together to 'exercise' and pass the time when we're bored? ”
Zhou Fan glanced at him, there was nothing in his head except doing or doing, Zhou Fan subconsciously pulled the quilt, covered himself tightly, and stood by the closet.
Hong Yu rubbed his palms, slowly approached Zhou Fan, looked at her with a wicked smile, and kept looking up and down on her with a pair of eyes.
"Don't come here, I'm going to shout if you come here again"
Zhou Fan stepped back, Hong Yu walked forward, and spun in circles in the room.
"I'm not afraid when the police come, we are a legal couple, the marriage certificate is in my pocket, and I carry your husband with me."
Super pervert, big pervert, pervert, Zhou Fan's head is such words that keep jumping out.