(3rd Update)

The peaceful days lasted for a few days, and then Xiyu's birthday was coming soon.

I'm a little busy, and Xi Yu also opened her mouth and didn't mention her birthday, just as if she didn't remember it at all, in fact, I knew in my heart that although she didn't mention it, she must remember it very clearly, if I don't remember it clearly, then the problem is serious.

I pressed under the pillow and pressed the money for a long time, and even when we couldn't even eat, I went out to borrow money, and I didn't have any money to touch. Finally put it in my pocket.,Xiyu is finally going to have a birthday today.。

I originally wanted to ask for leave and ask Xiyu to go out together, but it turned out that the school had cracked down on the rectification of their grade recently, and their teachers did not give them leave. Later, after careful consideration, I decided to get out of school in the evening and spend my birthday together. This morning, Xiyu didn't look for me, just sent me a text message, saying that she was going home at noon, and asked me if I had money to eat. I replied yes, and she said I'll see you that night.

Xiyu must have gone home for her birthday at noon, she is a treasure at home, so many people spoil her, get used to her, and she herself is so sensible.

I'm sleepy. When the morning came, I fell asleep on the table. Actually, I think I can sleep until noon after school, and then go out and order a birthday cake for Yuyu, and then think about doing something else. Because the class is boring. You can't keep asking for leave.

Because Lei Zi took three days off in a row, our new head teacher really couldn't see it, and kicked Lei Zi in front of the public, and then threw him directly into the political and religious office. Later, it was Leizi's parents who came to pick him up. Before leaving, Lei Zi was also placed on probation and suspended for a week.

For the matter of Lei Zi, our letter head teacher, we all called him blackboard eraser. The reason is very simple, his face is cuboidal, and when he lectures, he has a very serious habit, that is, he has always held a blackboard eraser in his left hand to give lectures, and from the moment he entered the class and walked to the desk, he held a blackboard eraser in his hand. From the moment you step off the podium after class, throw the eraser back on the lectern.

Therefore. The blackboard erases the nickname, hence the derivation.

Regarding the matter of Leizi, after the blackboard eraser was dealt with again, he said a sentence: "Once or twice is okay once in a while, but you can't get an inch, you have to be moderate." I just don't want to manage it, it's not that I don't have the ability to manage it. Everyone, all the same."

I think the blackboard eraser must have fully absorbed the lessons of my predecessor and the previous head teacher. Girls' literature is updated for the first time, both rigid and soft. Make sure he can get a foothold in our school-wide key class.

This kills a hundred examples, kills the chicken to the monkey to show the behavior, has a very good effect, a few of us are not very embarrassed to ask for leave, to please, that is, a day and a half, the blackboard eraser is also very calm to sign a fake note for us, let us play. We're having a lot of fun, too. Overall, the performance of the chalkboard eraser is not bad. Oh no, I should say that we have a pretty good relationship with the chalkboard.

When I sleep, unless the blackboard erases, people can't wake me up, not because I can't hear it, but because I hear it, I don't want to get up. When the teacher asks me to answer a question, I should not hear it, but there is usually no teacher who asks the students behind to answer the question. The students in the back sleep, for the teacher, is a happier thing, the reason is very simple, we all sleep, no one will disturb the classroom discipline, and it will not affect his mood in class.

But every time the blackboard eraser calls me, I will definitely wake up, for the simple reason that the blackboard eraser in his left hand will fly out several times on average every class. The person who was flown to it would stand up, return the blackboard eraser to the blackboard eraser, and then punish the standing, and then, he would have to be on duty, with three days as the limit. I don't want to be an orangutan Zhou.

Since the day the blackboard eraser took office, every night on duty, there will be one more person and one coolie, and this person is Zhou Orangutan.

Before the blackboard eraser flies, there will be an aiming action, so that we can know and notice in time, and then reach out to protect our important parts, or, maybe it will really hit the face.

I slept soundly. Suddenly, for some reason, some harsh noise reached my ears.

"I'm a drinker, I'm so tired of it. Suffering can replenish the energy of the dog with the yard egg stupid charm oil was beaten. ”

I don't know why, it's disgusting, it's upset, and I feel the urge to hit someone, so I subconsciously raised my head. Then I looked around, and sure enough, class was over. Sure enough, the person who made the voice was the same person I expected.

Zhou Orangutan shook his body, in his seat, and spun around, "I, like drinking Ni, I am like drinking Ni and cutting and tying Qiu." ”

I covered my ears a little depressed, and then shouted at the orangutan, "Orangutan Zhou." ”

Zhou Orangutan was dancing with his hands on his feet, and then suddenly he didn't move. I looked around in confusion.

"Whatever you see, I'll say you." I stretched out my hand and pointed at the orangutan, "What are you singing about, called a wolf?" ”

Zhou Orangutan heard "I grass." Then he took two steps forward and stretched out his hand to pull me, "Little Sixth Brother, simple love, haven't you heard of it." ”

I glanced at Zhou Orangutan, "Then did you sing like that?" ”

"What's wrong with me, I'm not out of tune."

"What?" I was stunned for a moment, and then looked angrily at the big lobster who had just gotten up from my seat, "Big lobster, Zhou orangutan is out of tune." ”

The big lobster walked to the side of the orangutan Zhou very chic, "Zhou orangutan", and then the lobster reached out and patted his chest, "Brother will teach you, how to sing." ”

"I want to hold your hand like this and don't let go, can love be pure forever without sorrow, I want to take you on a bicycle. I want to watch baseball with you" The big lobster danced with his hands while revealing how disturbing Zhou's voice was. After singing, the lobster also patted Zhou Orangutan on the shoulder, "Did you hear that, Zhou Orangutan." ”

Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment, and then stretched out his hand at the big lobster and scolded, "I'm grass, your uncle, big lobster, you stinky fool." ”

"Damn, do you want to die, Zhou Orangutan."

"I cooked you." Then the orangutan pounced on the lobster.

In fact, after Xiao Ming was replaced, the biggest beneficiary was the big lobster, the big lobster, who completely turned over and became the master. Since Xiao Ming left, the lobster's attitude towards the Zhou orangutan has changed eighteen turns, from the original orangutan brother to the Zhou orangutan, the original bow of the head, to the confident. It's just a kind of slave turning over. The reason is very simple, Zhou Orangutan kills himself and kills people, and it is not easy to use it on the blackboard. The blackboard eraser saw the two of them tossing, and asked them both to clean up together. Zhou Orangutan really doesn't know how to be lazy. But the big lobster will.

Therefore, the lobster has no fear of the orangutan.

The most important thing is that although Zhou Orangutan calls himself Zhou Qinglong, his combat power is too terrifying. And not generally terrible.

I looked at the lobster, got up from the ground, and clapped my hands. Then he looked at the orangutan Zhou, who had been ravaged by the lobster on the ground for a long time, and shook his head helplessly, "Lobster, you can be regarded as someone you have beaten." ”

The big lobster smiled, "It's a little meaning." This is also called a thing" Then the big lobster walked to my side and reached out to put his arm around my neck, "Little Liuzi, walk, smoke." ”

I smiled, "Big lobster, it's the end of class, if you dare to talk to me again, I'll let you experience the trick you gave to people last time." ”

The big lobster was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me, "Liu'er, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, go, go, smoke." ”

I glanced at the big lobster, and then I didn't know where Brother Xu and Chenyang went, just in time for the big recess, and I didn't have to, which was good. Girls' literature is updated as soon as possible

I walked downstairs with the lobster, and when I was halfway there, the lobster reached out and hugged me, "Liu'er." ”

"What." I didn't turn my head either.

"Why are you so sure that I did that thing. Don't say you saw it. ”

"I really saw it."

"No way, you can't see it."

I shook my head, "Don't you really remember, I shouted at the beginning." ”

"But how did you see it, and be sure that I was wrong about it?"

I smiled, "At first, I didn't know about that, but later, I heard people talk about it." It occurred to me that I remembered. Then I thought about it again, and I thought of you, and I felt that I must not be the only one who saw it. But maybe, it was so chaotic at that time, and there were so many people around, if I didn't look at it, I would definitely not be able to see it.

The lobster sighed, "Hey, it seems that my skills need to be improved, I always thought that I would not be discovered by you." After I go back, I have to sum up my experience, and I must not let you find out next time. ”

"You're fit to be a spy and work underground."

The lobster nodded, "That's how I designed it." ”

I smiled, "I can't figure out why you're so ruthless." You can think of what kind of yin tricks and bad tricks, and you can also do it. ”

The big lobster looked at me: "That Li Xurui's mouth was too cheap at the beginning." So that's what I should do. ”

I shook my head, "You're not afraid of accidents." ”

"If something happens, even if something happens, who knows that I did it."

I stretched out my finger and pointed at myself, "I know." ”

The lobster looked at me, "Anyway, I always thought that he deserved it." You have given him a ** and a mental blow, and I will give him a material blow. Look at his long memory, his mouth is not cheap. ”

I shook my head, "You weren't afraid that the knife in your hand would cut him in the first place."

The lobster smiled, "I dragged the clothes with one hand, and then pierced the knife into it first, and then slowly cut it with the blade." ”

"Isn't that dangerous?"

The big lobster glanced at me, "Anyway, if he rows, he deserves it, and he doesn't know who rowed." I'm well hidden. Then the lobster smiled, "It's just a few holes in his clothes and pants, but it's nothing, spend money to buy a new one." ”

"If I'm not mistaken, it's a new Li Ning he bought."

"Nonsense, I wanted to give him a knife secretly at first, but then I found out that you didn't kick him in a circle, and I didn't have the time to do it, so I took a knife and made a few cuts on his clothes and pants, telling you, the fabric of that kind of sportswear, it's too comfortable to scratch."

We both said don't go downstairs.

As soon as I got out of the hug, I saw a slender woman from afar, and when I looked closely, it was two beautiful women, and they were acquaintances. Holding a pile of books, he walked towards us.