"Even if Zhuang Ni has bad intentions towards me, I don't need you to protect me." I said hard to Xiaoqin, "It's good that you don't have more contact with Zhuang Ni in the future, and don't form any 'poor alliance' with her, and fight the bad idea of the squad leader." ”

"That's not a poor alliance, it's a temporary strategic alliance!" Xiaoqin protested, "And since I came back from Cuisong Mountain, I haven't taken the initiative to contact Zhuang Ni, even if she calls me to cooperate with her, I just ask her about painting......

"In addition, before asking Pooh to be her assistant, I also asked Johnny to be my comic assistant, but after she saw the serialized URL of "Cthulhu is in Love" that I gave her, she added me to the blacklist, and I don't know where I offended her......"

Don't you need to ask! It was your "vegetable flow" painting technique that caused damage to the eyes of artist Zhuang Ni! Not only is the painting so bad that the earth is crying ghosts and gods, but the plot is also brain-dead to the realm of human and god's anger! The plot of episode 4 has created a new low IQ! Cthulhu suffers from hemorrhoids, has blood in his stool every day, and goes to the top ten anorectal hospitals in the country for treatment, which point fits the characteristics of horror comics?

Not only is it not scary, but it also doesn't fit the characteristics of romance comics! When it comes to falling in love and going to the anorectal hospital, how bad the scenery is! Just like the editor in charge said, "Cthulhu is also in love" is purely a funny comic!

For the plot of episode 4, readers complained a lot, and unconsciously, the discussion focused on "Cthulhu is an octopus monster, does the octopus have **".

"The mouth of an octopus is **! It's disgusting! ”

"That's not right! Octopus's ** is just very close to the mouth! ”

"I just watched the animal shijie the day before yesterday, and I learned that octopus and squid are both ...... with **inkjet"

"I hate you upstairs! Now I can't look directly at the "Squid Girl" anime! ”

In any case, the dissolution of Xiaoqin and Zhuang Ni's evil alliance is still a cause for celebration. I'm not a virgin, as long as Xiaoqin can avoid the bad influence from Zhuang Ni, I don't have time to save Zhuang Ni together.

In the final analysis, the "sister tune" jihua is only for the younger sisters! Juanny, you're not my sister! I don't care what happens to you! Don't mess with me, or you'll have a good look!

At lunchtime, I learned from Liu Badshui that he and Gonggong Cao collected votes from the second and third junior high school students in this school flower election (the first year of junior high school is regarded as primary school students and is not eligible to participate in the selection of school flowers).

Just as it was a unilateral act of the girls to select Shen Shaoyi to become the school grass in the first place, this selection of the school flower only intends to ask the boys' opinions.

Under normal circumstances, unless the girls in the lower grades look against the sky, the position of the school flower basically belongs to the junior high school sisters, and now the list of school flower candidates that has been circulated privately is almost all third-grade girls.

The hottest candidate is Shu Sha, Liu Bad Shui and Cao Gonggong estimate that Shu Sha will win more than half of the votes and be elected as the new school flower of the 28th Middle School, and finally fight for the 28th Middle School with poor school buildings and poor teachers - at least our school flower is better than others.

There are many girls on the list, inheriting the mantle of the former school flower sister, Xu Yan, who actively shows her face in every school activity, is one.

Helplessly, the former school flower senior sister already had no connotation just by her appearance, but Xu Yan couldn't even rank in the top 20 on campus in terms of appearance, that is, she had grown a lot in the past six months, and her figure was good.

With Xu Yan at the bottom, the list of school flower candidates suddenly reached 12 people, except for 3 who are junior high school girls, the remaining 9 people are our junior high school students.

It may be the reason why the boys in our class are generally uglier, but in order to achieve some kind of balance in appearance, there are more beautiful girls in our class than in other classes.

The squad leader Shu Sha not only entered the list but was also elected ironclad, needless to mention, and at the same time, there were Gong Caicai, Xiaoqin, and ...... Big horn.

It is not surprising that Gong Caicai was selected, this kind of white rich and beautiful obedient girl marrying into the family can not only greatly meet the psychological needs of machismo, but also save 20 years of struggle!

As for Xiaoqin, no one dared to beat her before, because she always followed my ass, and was considered to be a famous flower, and she was the "campus boss" Ye Lin.

Now that I have opened Chrysostom and said that I have no objection to Liu Badshui's selection of school flowers, I pulled Xiaoqin up, and I also voted for Xiaoqin, so it is logical that Xiaoqin is on the list.

But the loudspeaker is impressively listed, and it is purely a spoof of the good deeds.

In addition to the spoof psychology, it is that some boys who have girlfriends have no hope of their girlfriends being elected as school girls, so in order not to offend their girlfriends, they voted for a loudspeaker, so as not to make their girlfriends jealous and suffer themselves.

The loudspeaker himself heard about it, but he didn't feel that he was being ridiculed and made a foreign appearance, but publicly said:

"I was already eligible to run for school flower! Why can't a fat man be a school flower! Thinness is beautiful because you have the limitations of the times! In order to reproduce the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, we must first restore the Tang Dynasty tradition of fat as beauty! ”

"That's right!" Father-in-law Cao sat on his desk and coaxed, "The loudspeaker is like a white steamed bun, and he laughs all day long, let her be elected as the school flower, which can emphasize the optimistic spirit of our twenty-eight middle school!" And as long as she loses forty pounds, she may not be a beauty......"

"Fuck off!" The big horn knocked Grandpa Cao off the table with an elbow, "I just don't lose weight!" There are so many delicious foods in the world, I want to lose weight? Whoever wants to be a skinny beauty, let it be! ”

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Zhuang Ni was holding an English book and reading words, but everyone could hear that she deliberately stammered the words slightly, mocking the loudspeaker "must die fat".

There is no Zhuang Ni on the list of school flower candidates, one is because Zhuang Ni may suspend school again at any time, and it makes no sense to choose a school flower who is not in school, and the other is because Zhuang Ni is famous for her misogyny and utility knife, without her consent, let her appear on the list of candidates without authorization, and let Zhuang Ni be commented and voted by the man he hates.

It is understandable that Zhuang Ni was deliberately ignored, and Xiong Yaoyue was also excluded because of the grandparents - most people thought that voting for her would make other schools mistakenly think that there was a tendency for all members of the twenty-eight to be based on the foundation.

Liu Badshui ran around the campus, and when collecting votes, he also asked everyone about their thoughts on the people he supported, and the representative opinions are as follows:

"The comprehensive level is, of course, the highest in Shusha! I wish I was trampled by Shusha in high heels! —a student who did not want to give his name stayed.

"Who was the first to vote for the loudspeaker? It's so irresponsible! The big horn has become the school flower, and our 28th middle school has become a joke! —a boy who was fatter than a loudspeaker.

"Gong Caicai's breasts, I really hope to touch it before I die, woo woo woo ~~~~" - a thin boy who is easily excited stays.

"Choosing the school flower? Of course I'll vote for Shusha! Not to mention herself, even her bicycle saddle is so cute......" - a boy who said that he was definitely not Zuo Xiong.

"Actually, when Xiaoqin first transferred to another school, I paid attention to her, the feeling of the sister next door is really cute!"

"Shu Sha is too strong, Gong Caicai is too weak, I think Xiaoqin is just right! If only she didn't have Ye Lin by her side! ”

"Hey, have you heard Xiaoqin speak? She doesn't seem to talk to other boys, only Ye Lin! What a envy! ”

"Uh-huh...... I've heard Xiaoqin recite texts in class! It's true that Shu Sha has the highest comprehensive level, and Gong Caicai's chest is the largest, but I think Xiaoqin's voice is the best! ”

The above are some boys who did not dare to come forward in the past, and supported Xiaoqin in this school flower selection.

Of course, there are also people who are aggrieved that Zhuang Ni and Xiong Yaoyue are not on the list.

"I think Xiong Yaoyue is very good, there are rumors that our school's school grass Shen Shaoyi likes her, and I don't know if it's true or not."

"Zhuang Ni Weishenme is not on the list!? Finally, there is a girl who wears black silk in school every day! Long live the black silk! ”

"Xiao Yueyue's tiger teeth are quite cute, I don't think that choosing a female man as the school flower will disgrace the twenty-eighth middle school, isn't Brother Chun also an iron-blooded real man?"

"Am I going to be upset? Nope! Anyway, zuihou will definitely win our small class, and I will definitely not get the championship competition, so I won't participate in it! ——Xiong Yaoyue kept it by herself.

Others who support Xu Yan, Ouyang Nara, the cheerleader of Class 6, and those who support the second junior high school girls, will not be listed one by one, anyway, they are destined to be like Gong Caicai, Xiaoqin and Big Horn, and they are the fate of the escort.

I asked Xiaoqin privately what she thought about her appearance on the list of candidates for the school flower.

"I don't have any ideas, in fact, the school flower or something, I used to be a ......" Xiaoqin was a little dejected, and said the truth that surprised me.

"You've been a school girl!? At what time? ”

"It's in ...... When I was at Chizuru Girls' School," Xiaoqin said with great shame, "I was the predecessor of the Rose Group, the leader of the 'Overlord Flower' group, so naturally I was elected as the school flower of Chizuru Girls' School - the girls were afraid of being beaten, so they all voted for me ......"

As he spoke, he felt that he had no face to see people, his hands covered his face, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

So the result is, with 100% of the votes, you were elected the school flower of Chizuru Girls' School! I really don't know how to complain about you! You seem to be holding an election for beautiful men in North Korea, and Zuihou must be Kim Sanpang unanimously elected!

However, considering the dignity of Rose Sanjie, I feel that Xiaoqin's school flower in Chizuru Girls' School for half a year is not entirely the result of ** tyranny.

If you think about it according to this logic, Xiaoqin used to be my girlfriend, and she also used to be the school flower of Chizuru Girls' School, so I was also the person who was the boyfriend of the school flower?

It seems to be a thing worth showing off, but I won't be like my father, who hugged Aunt Ren all night and called his son to show off - I don't have a son yet.

During the break in the afternoon, I heard the loudspeaker gossip under the old banyan tree, saying that the squad leader's mother would stay in Dongshan City for a few more days, because it was rare to have parents to accompany him, the squad leader had been in a good mood, and he had changed the duty arrangement with others, and he planned to go home on time these days and spend more time with his mother.