Late at night in early autumn, the four of us sat at the barbecue stall and drank a whole and a half cases of beer, chatted for I don't know how long, and then drove home in a serpentine shape.

People who drink alcohol will have several common bad problems, grinding teeth, hiccups, and farting, not to mention the fuck, because this is relatively low-level......

Under normal circumstances, some people drink too much and like to brag b, talk a lot, love ink, and some people owe money after drinking, love to make trouble after drinking, and some are willing to quarrel with their daughter-in-law after drinking, or fight, I despise this kind of people who don't know how to hurt their daughter-in-law, in addition to the above situations, more people drink too much and have heavy heads and like to sleep.

I'm this kind of person, I drink too much, I don't make noise, I just get sleepy, but I don't know what the fuck is going on now, I can't sleep in bed over and over, it's not because of Liu Di, she is not in my heart enough to keep me awake all night.

The main reason why I couldn't sleep was that my head kept coming to my head, and the conversation with me that night in the park was constantly coming up, and I couldn't help but think about who those four people were who I didn't know!!

These four people, as long as they exist, I have to be on guard all the time, and it will make me more and more sensitive, and everyone will be suspicious every day......

To tell the truth, since Caesar stood up, my spirit has been extremely tired, the so-called opponents, the youngest is also in his thirties, whether it is experience, thinking, social relations, I have no advantage over them, and it is really a bit difficult for me to talk to them......

But I can still drink wine and eat meat now!! I can still stand until now!! The biggest reason is that when they're studying me, I'm studying him, I'm studying him when they're drinking, eating, and bragging, I'm studying him, and I'm studying him while they're cuddling the girl to sleep!!

It's not about how hard I work!! How studious!! How motivated!! But Brother Xu's thinking has been deeply influencing me!! We are equally timid...... is also afraid of death, if the mixed society needs a little courage, then there is no doubt that the courage of Brother Xu and I must be at the bottom......

But after meeting Bi Ziwen, I found out that I had a bosom friend again, and this B seemed to be more life-saving and more afraid of death than me and Brother Xu......

When two people who are afraid of death meet together, they maybe... It's going to be fun!!

I tossed and turned on the bed, the more I lay down, the more tired I became, Zuihou simply turned on the lamp, took a pillow on my back, sat on the head of the bed, and then lit a cigarette, and was stunned......

After I don't know how long, the ashtray was already full of cigarette butts, and just as I was about to get out of bed and go to the cupboard to get two more boxes, I suddenly remembered what Mamface had said to me that night!!

"Reborn !!!!" I stepped barefoot on the blanket on the ground, took two anxious steps back and forth, and blurted out four words!

Then an incomparably strange yin damage trick appeared in my mind!!

That's right, this jihua yin damage!! Vile!! Giving birth to a baby without a fart/eye!!

But the timing is right!! Shoot decisively!! Then it's a white light, and a cold light is rising...... A sword seals the throat!!

Touching my head on the ground, I took two steps back and forth, and the things in my heart became clearer and clearer, I chirped and chirped, walked quickly to the head of the bed, picked up the mobile phone, and didn't look at what time it was, and dialed it directly!!

After about five minutes, the phone was slowly connected!!

"Hey...... Dumbo? Although the voice on the phone was obviously just woken up, the tone was a little anxious when the words were asked, people like us are actually most afraid of receiving a call in the middle of the night......

"Hehe, slept?"

", big brother, don't tell me, call me in the middle of the night to ask if I slept or not??" As soon as the voice on the phone heard my tone, my heart suddenly fell into my stomach, and then I scolded.

“…… I've got something going on...... Need a spiritual guide, and an exclusive partner, can you discuss? I touched my nose and said with a smile.

", don't look for me ...... if you don't have any money!" The voice on the phone seems to be quite emotional.

"Rich!! Money!! I said firmly.

"Big money?? , the concept is too general, don't bother me if it's less than 10 million, call your brother! He's cheaper, and now he's making money when he has it, he's crazy!! The voice on the phone said with a smile.

"Hehe, ten million?? You're underestimating you Feige!! I pretended to be B.

"Then you mean a number?"

"A sun at the bottom, the bureau must be big, the structure must be clear, find a few brains to operate, it must be an intelligent light brain, similar to Wang Mumu's tiger B, you must not take him to play, toned thighs, the speed must be fast, the withdrawal must be decisive, the sandbag big fists, that must be able to break the psychological bottom line, in order to kill the !! with one blow" I bared my teeth and said heroically.

"Oops...... You've made me ......! The voice on the phone was stunned for a long time, and said in disbelief.

"Then can you talk about this?"

"You wait, I'll light a cigarette!" The voice on the phone said a little excitedly, and then there was a murmur on the phone, and after about five minutes, he quickly said, "Tell me about it!" ”

"That's ......!" I was silent for a moment and began to talk about this jihua in my heart.

……

About two or three hours passed in the blink of an eye, and I kept walking in the house, making phone calls, and when I finished talking to the person on the phone, the dawn broke outside the window.

It's dawn......

……

On the other end, the person who finished the phone call with me got up from the bed, covered the quilt for the person lying on the bed, and then walked out of the room on tiptoe, wearing big pants, holding the mobile phone, thinking for a while, and sending a text message: "I sincerely invite you as God, meet in Shanghai tomorrow ......!" ”

After sending, he took a big stride, ran to the room next to him, unscrewed the door lock, and then tiptoed to the bedside, picked up the lighter on the bedside table, lifted the quilt of the person on the bed cheaply, and then gently peeled off his pants, and the other hand holding the lighter slowly reached into the crotch of the person on the bed......

"Smack!!"

With a light touch, the lighter burst into yellow and blue flames, and instantly ignited, with a hula !! A hot ball of fire rises in the crotch of the pants!! The sleeping person on the bed, obviously a clever one, subconsciously a carp stiffened, jumped more than half a meter high, and shouted miserably: "Chibi is on fire and pulling!!!! ”

“…… Belch... It turns out that pig hair and human hair smell of goose feathers when they are burned......! The person standing under the bed, covering his nose, said happily.