Chapter 185: Human Nature
Li Siqi was so anxious that within two hours, he looked at his watch at least a hundred times.
Years of experience as a secretary have gradually developed a habit that every time the leader summons his subordinates, he will silently calculate the time, and if the leader talks to someone for a long time, he will judge the treatment that the summoned person may receive according to the situation at the time.
Li Siqi is using this method to deal with the relationship between himself and his colleagues around him, although everyone knows that he has no special work ability and leadership skills, but he can mix well, every time he looks for someone else to do something, he generally gives him a little face.
Today, Li Siqi misestimated the situation, he thought that a small shrimp like Liu Yan would come out in ten or eight minutes, and after Liu Yan stayed on it for half an hour, Li Siqi was in a hurry, his face and hands were all sweaty, and the frequency of looking at his watch did not exceed once a minute.
Like an ant on a hot pot, Li Siqi could no longer stay up, and ran to the third floor to inquire about the news by asking how to arrange lunch.
The secretary stopped him at the door: "Secretary-General Li, is there anything wrong with you?" ”
"I'll ask the leader to see how lunch is arranged."
Li Siqi was about to break in as he spoke, but the secretary unceremoniously stopped him: "Secretary-General Li, wait a minute, I'll go in and help you ask." ”
The sound of the secretary's door closing stunned Li Siqi.
In less than a minute, the secretary came out and told Li Siqi to prepare five boxed lunches.
Li Siqi's mind was very confused, and he carefully counted the number of people on it with his fingers, Han Qilun, executive deputy secretary of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection - one, Xing Zijian, deputy director of the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee - two, Fei Yu, deputy director of the Supervision Department of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection - three, and the other is the secretary, obviously there are only four people, why arrange five boxed lunches?
It's not five boxes, it's five servings, which means that there are five people to eat.
And who is the other person? Could it be Liu Yan?
This thought scared Li Siqi stupidly, according to his logic, the article in this lunch box is too big, Liu Yan has been talking in it for two hours, and he will continue to talk.
Also, Liu Yan and these people in the province must have talked very speculatively, or the leaders of the province agree with Liu Yan's point of view very much, if this is not the case, even if it is necessary to continue talking, just let Liu Yan go out to eat, why do you want to eat together?
Although it is just a boxed lunch, it symbolizes a compliment, a kind of honor.
So what will they talk about?
Li Siqi felt that what Liu Yan was talking about was definitely a remark that was favorable to Zhou Heping, or a remark that was unfavorable to Ma Zijie, it must be like this.
No, this situation must be reported to Ma Zijie immediately.
Li Siqi was afraid that others would hear it, so she held the mobile phone in her right hand, covered her nose and mouth with her left hand, and called Ma Zijie with her throat.
The phone was answered by Yu Di, and after Ma Zijie came back, Yu Di followed him as a secretary again. Yu looked at the caller ID, it was Li Siqi's phone, but when he heard the voice, he thought it was a dog holding his tail.
Yu Di joked with Li Siqi: "Secretary Li, did you let Xiao Mimi bite her tongue?" ”
Li Siqi is very tired, she doesn't talk big or small, and she laughs like a cheap woman, which makes people sweat all over her body when she listens.
But Li Siqi didn't dare to mess with him, and she had to accompany him to talk carefully: "Secretary Yu, hello, please ask the boss to answer the phone." ”
Ma Zijie is eating with the guest, the guest is a colleague of Ma Zijie when he was working in the province, the level is the same as Ma Zijie, but the energy is as big as a volcano, Ma Zijie usually has a big shelf, and he is three generations shorter in front of this person.
Yu Di covered the microphone and entered the room, walked up to Ma Zijie and whispered, "Boss, Secretary General Li's phone." ”
Ma Zijie frowned, and said impatiently: "Didn't you see that you were eating with the leader?" Why don't you have any eyesight, let him wait a while and then fight. ”
Yu Di hung up the phone directly, and when he walked out of the room, he scolded at the mobile phone: "Secretary Li, you are a dog offal, and you have been wronged and scolded in vain." ”
Not far after going out, the phone rang again, it was still Li Siqi, and there was no answer.
The phone kept ringing stubbornly.
Yu Yu was really impatient, and connected the phone, but threw the phone aside, and let Li Siqi shout at the other end, just ignore him.
Li Siqi knew that Yu Di was playing him, but he had a way, and his tricks were worse than Yu Yu.
Li Siqi hung up the phone and called again, after the bell rang, he hung up and pressed redial, and so on many times, isn't it just playing, then play, have fun.
Li Siqi knew in his heart that he was playing with room for a nervous breakdown, and this guy didn't dare to turn off his mobile phone, and he who was a secretary to the leader must keep his mobile phone open 24 hours a day.
Yu Di scolded a lot of swear words at the phone, but he still got through.
"Secretary Li, you can do it, there are a lot of means, no wonder you can be the secretary."
Li Siqi smiled and said, "Secretary Yu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb you, I do have something urgent to report to the boss, can you please go again?" ”
"There must be a reason why the boss doesn't answer your calls, and if you keep bothering like this, you are called ignorant."
"I'll pay attention in the future, I'll beg you."
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Yu Di's anger in his heart was almost gone, he picked up his mobile phone and walked to the room, and just walked to the door, he saw Ma Zijie glaring at him with his eyes.
The room had no choice but to retreat again.
suddenly remembered that the phone also has a function called mute, and I can't wait to pump myself a few big mouths.
Exercise! was played with by Li Siqi's dog offal, and it turned out that the way to deal with him was so simple.
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The lunch box came up, yes, the meal was indeed packed in a box, but the contents inside were very different from ordinary lunch boxes.
Although Han Qilun repeatedly instructed not to engage in specialization, Li Siqi only reflected the non-special factors on the lunch box.
In the logical thinking of people like Li Siqi, letting the leaders of the province eat a box lunch of more than ten yuan a box is really called specialization.
Fei Yu sat next to Liu Yan, picked up a piece of abalone and put it in Liu Yan's lunch box, frowned slightly and said, "You can eat it, I don't like to eat this the most." ”
Han Qilun and Xing Zijian stopped their movements at the same time and looked at Fei Yu with a look that something had happened.
Fei Yu continued to pick up vegetables for Liu Yan as if no one was around, and he was embarrassed to get Liu Yan.
Xing Zijian said: "Girl, you can also clip a chopstick for your uncle, my uncle loves to eat that." ”
Xing Zijian and Han Qilun are both old colleagues of Fei Yu's father for many years, and Fei Yu grew up watching them, and playing cute in front of their niece is also a fun part of their lives.
Fei Yu stopped the action of picking vegetables, squinted at Xing Zijian and said: "Old comrade, it's a pity, in the past, you didn't have peanuts when you had teeth, but now you have peanuts, and your old man has no teeth again, my Aunt Huang specially explained that you should eat more radishes and vegetables." ”
Han Qilun touched his mouth and said, "What about me?" ”
Fei Yu smiled and said, "You are not as good as him, although Uncle Xing has no teeth, fortunately, he still has a tooth frame." ”
Han Qilun smiled bitterly, pointed at Liu Yan with his finger and said: "Young man, you see, this girl is amazing, when you just came over in the morning, you look at her fierce appearance, I thought you two were enemies, look at this posture, it's really a pair of little enemies, young man, you must be careful"
Fei Yu stomped his feet and said, "Uncle Han, how can there be someone like you, you don't say a good word, you specialize in picking up other people's messes, it's not a working environment in the morning!" As soon as you enter the state of life, don't you see me slapping him tightly? ”
Xing Zijian looked suddenly enlightened: "Oh, I seem to understand a little, the girl means that she has now entered the mode of living a small life." ”
Fei Yu smiled: "Don't say it thoroughly, it's a good friend." ”
Han Qilun stroked the central guard area on his head, and said with a smile: "Then shouldn't our two old comrades avoid it, if you don't have a little eyesight, it's not good to sit here as a light bulb, which will affect your small life." ”
Fei Yu stretched out a finger and shook it at Han Qilun across the coffee table: "Old comrade, what is this?" ”
Han Qilun smiled and said, "Isn't that one, your Uncle Han is not old and dizzy, I can see everything clearly." ”
Han Qilun said, looking at Liu Yan with a meaningful look.
Fei Yu pouted and said, "Go!" Is this one? This is one of my fingers. ”
Fei Yu smiled mischievously, walked up to Han Qilun, took out his makeup box, held up the small makeup mirror in the makeup box in front of Han Qilun's eyes, and said with a smile: "Old comrade, get closer and take a closer look, and see how many horizontal grooves and vertical gullies there are on your old face." ”
Han Qilun knew that Fei Yu was joking, but he reflexively stretched his head forward, but Fei Yu put away the makeup mirror with a smile, and said as he walked: "I'm afraid I can't even see if there are any folds on my face, and the light bulb is still about the same." ”
Lunch was going on in a pleasant atmosphere, and when it was almost over, Han Qilun's phone rang.
Han Qilun looked at the phone screen, stood up and answered the phone, first made two sounds, then walked to the side, and then walked into the room inside, and closed the door.
About fifteen minutes later, Han Qilun came out of the room with a very ugly face.
Han Qilun stood at the door of the inner room, waved his hand at Xing Zijian, Xing Zijian walked over, and the two of them muttered at the door of the room for a while, and then walked into the inner room.
They stayed inside for a long time before they walked out, Han Qilun blushed, Xing Zijian lowered his head, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became solemn.
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