Chapter 591: You have to do it yourself
I laughed, this can also be said? Am I the kind of person who brags about it? Mr. Yu's bodyguard also looked at me with disdain and contempt.
What makes me most unhappy is this kind of look, as if the whole world knows martial arts, and others are idiots. I said solemnly; "This is no ordinary chopstick, this is chopsticks that kill." As soon as the words fell, I casually shot out the chopsticks in my hand.
The next second there was a loud bang. Mr. Yu's car had a flat tire. The sound of this explosion made everyone present stunned, some eardrums were about to bleed, if the car hadn't heard it a little far, some would have been injured. The explosion of the car's tires also shocked Mr. Yu and the bodyguard, who looked at me with a blank expression. Others thought it was nothing, it might be that there was a flat tire in the car, but Mr. Yu and the bodyguard were stupid, because you and I shot through with a chopstick, which caused a flat tire.
"You see, I said it's a murderous weapon, you believe it now, I never blow it, I'm a direct cow." I said lightly, "Mr. Yu, can you sit down and have a good supper with me now?" ”
Mr. Yu's bodyguard made a spitting sound, he is also a master of skill, but he is such a terrifying hand.
Generally, people who can practice this kind of terrifying energy are old men and men, and I have this kind of explosive power and hand strength at such a young age, which makes the bodyguard feel that he is really more popular than people, and he just wanted to give me a charity with the same eyes, but now it has become shock.
Mr. Yu regained his composure from the shock, he gave a thumbs up and said; "Awesome, awesome, the circus is out."
I laughed, Mr. Yu is still humorous, I looked up at Mr. Yu, picked up another chopstick, and then said to him: "I have a bad temper sometimes, in fact, to tell you, I am Dicksi, but who says that Dick Si has no money?" Now, I'm going to pierce your right arm, and I'm going to give you a million, whether you sit down or stand, and you can do it yourself. ”
Mr. Yu saw that I was extremely serious, and overturned the previous idea that I was a poor dick, and even the bodyguards were suppressed, and it was useless to call the bodyguards, so Mr. Yu sat down smartly and said; "Okay, I'll have some barbecue with you."
"However, you just said that eating barbecue is very disrespectful, and people like you don't eat this kind of street food, which is very dirty and not delicious. "I slapped my face in just three seconds to remind Mr. Yu,
Mr. Yu is also thick-skinned, and said; "Well, I'm willing to try something new if I can, because it's something you young people like to eat, and it's okay for me to taste it."
"It's good to be able to bend and stretch." I gave a thumbs up, and then called for a few more strings of leeks, and when they were all up, I said, "Come on, all the leeks here are yours." ”
Mr. Yu sniffed, this kind of leek is really smelly, and after eating it, his teeth will be a little something, and his mouth will be a little asked.
Mr. Yu said; "That's not good, give me some meat."
I said stingily: "This is not good, I like to eat meat, you have to eat more leeks, really, I am not lying to you, your body does not look very strong, but in fact, there are a lot of vitamin elements, leeks are very suitable for you." ”
Mr. Yu said; "What if I don't eat it?"
I touched my nose, took a breath, and then stabbed my chopsticks straight into the table and pierced it; "This is your fate."
'Do you know who I am?' Mr. Yu is about to reveal his identity at this moment.
It's a pity that I didn't give him a chance to continue: "Who you are and what does it matter to me, I'm going to eat leeks now, you just pretended so much, it's my turn to pretend, it's fair, if you don't believe that I will beat you, you can try." ”
Mr. Yu looked at me, the corners of his mouth cramped a few times, I looked absolutely serious, not lying, he could only pinch his nose with one hand, and eat leeks with chopsticks in the other.
Mr. Yu's most unhappy thing is to eat dirty things in this kind of place, but tonight, Mr. Yu just eats this kind of thing, or eats leeks, you say you can eat a bunch, but there are so many leeks here, there are ten skewers, this is simply going to kill people.
"Is it delicious?" I asked politely as I ate the pig whip, "if you like it, I can order it for you, and I can still pay for it." ”
Mr. Yu gritted his teeth and said; "It's not delicious, I don't like it very much."
"Ah, then I'm sorry, my favorite thing is that it's hard for a strong man." I laughed and said, "Keep eating." “
I suddenly remembered something, so I patted my thigh and said; "By the way, I forgot, I forgot, you just said that you don't like beer very much, and you think the grade is very low."
I asked the owner of the barbecue to bring a few bottles of beer, then opened it and handed it to Mr. Yu: "Come, drink a little beer, so that there is no taste, I am really good for you, if you go to talk to your sister paper tonight, your mouth is full of leek taste, people will tell you that you stink." Come and eat a little. ”
Leeks do have a taste, but they still have to drink, which makes Mr. Yu very unhappy, his brows furrowed together, and said; "Don't deceive people too much."
"Drink." I'll just say one word.
Mr. Yu gasped, gritted his teeth, and took a sip of beer, it was really like urine, it was too unpalatable, not as good as red wine.
I looked at Mr. Yu with a smile, this guy is not pretending, no way, he is used to drinking red wine, where can he drink beer.
"Is it good?" I kindly asked,
Mr. Yu said; "Not good."
"Well, that's right, it's not delicious, drink more in the future." I snapped my fingers, "Just eat these leeks, I won't drink beer." ”
Mr. Yu's hateful eyes, "You will regret it." ”
"I won't regret it, you will." I said, "You are welcome to seek revenge on me, remember, you can only seek revenge on me, not Jia Zhen." ”
Mr. Yu didn't expect me to hang like this, and he was welcome to take revenge, saying; "Who the hell are you?"
"Are you new? You don't know who I am," I asked with a smile, and I believe that even in the provincial capital, my name Chen San will still be loud.
"I'm from the provincial capital, but I only came back last month." Mr. Yu replied, "I'm usually in the UK. ”
"Oh, I see, no wonder you're so low-eyed." I said, "I understand, it's normal for you not to know me." ”
"Oh, is it? Let's talk about it. Mr. Yu asked with some interest.
"My name is Chen San." I said proudly.
"What's it called?"
"Chen San."
Mr. Yu thought about it seriously, "I'm sorry, I don't know. “
Me: "......."
I was upset: "Are you insane, you have a problem with your ears, you don't know my name how you got mixed up in this provincial city." ”
Mr. Yu really didn't mean it, he really didn't know the name, he had been back for more than a month, and he was talking about some business circles, and they were all talking about business, so Mr. Yu didn't know anything about the underworld at all.
I sighed and said; "Have you ever heard of the Alliance?"
"Nope. "Mr. Yu replied.
I scratched my hair, this is really difficult, I wanted to pretend to be forced, but now people don't know, pretend to be a wool.
"Forget it, it's boring." I'm bored. "You are fucking off, you can contact Jia Zhen in the future, you seem to be a big customer, but Jia Zhen is my woman, don't use your brain."
Mr. Yu: "Then I don't have to eat these leeks." ”
"Yes, when you're done eating, you can go." I say.
Mr. Yu: "......."
Mr. Yu has never been such a wretched, but he was abused to death by me, so he could only lower his head, cry in his heart, and eat leeks silently.
At this time, my mobile phone rang, I thought it was Niu Su calling to go back, who knew that it was Hu Yu calling, did something happen? Otherwise, Hu Yu probably wouldn't have called me. I asked, "Well, I'm in the provincial capital." ”
"Boss, something happened, it's better for you to take action in person."