"Cut the carrots into cubes, beat them in the eggs, scramble the eggs first, then fry the cauliflower, so that it looks good, and they can't pick it out"

It's been half an hour on the phone, and a meal is quite simple, but for a child who can't cook, it's really too difficult.

"How much oil?"

"Two scoops will do"

"Dad, you lit a small fire, and the eggs are all paste"

"Hurry up and scramble the eggs, why don't you move yet?"

Listening to them cooking noisily, I can also imagine what kind of scene it is, the children are clamoring to eat fried eggs and cauliflower, and the only grandmother who can cook goes to help others pull the fungus, but it is difficult for the child's aunt and grandfather.

"Salt is not there? Why is this tasteless? ”

"Put it aside, put a piece in"

Auntie and grandmother, put a piece in it, has the salt melted? Whoever eats the salt will not die later?

"Pour it into the pot and stir-fry it, stir-fry it evenly, Fanna, your uncle is really married?"

Oh, my God! I've said it more than three times, why don't you believe it?

"Well, I'm really married, but I didn't have a banquet"

"Okay, let's do it with you, and save money"

This old man is really, and I have to ask my uncle and aunt what they mean, do they agree?

"I called him and left the phone"

The phone was busy, Zhou Fan's mouth opened, he still had something to say, and he said it in vain. Should the old man be so warm-hearted? For his uncle's marriage, he was more concerned about his daughter's marriage, and suddenly had the idea of going for a paternity test.

Just think about it, but why take it seriously? is not biological, why does he look so similar to him?

Out of the bedroom door, passing by the study, I heard Hong Yu call again, his phone call was longer than his own answer, and he was still in front of his phone, it had been an hour, and he hadn't hung up yet.

Today is Saturday, tomorrow is Sunday, and when the ID formalities are completed on Monday, it is time to go home.

Go downstairs to cook and eat, there is cold rice, just cook two dishes.

As soon as I opened the refrigerator door, I heard Hong Yu talking about the phone coming down, closed the refrigerator door that had just been opened, pulled Zhou Fan and said, "Go out to eat, someone invites"

"Let's take the subway! I haven't been on the subway in a long time."

They changed their shoes, turned off the lights, locked the door, and the two went out hand in hand.

"Let's take a taxi! It's far from the metro which is inconvenient"

Not to mention taking the subway, you can't even see a taxi at the door, this area is a high-end community, every family has a car, who still takes a taxi.

After walking a long way, I met a taxi, got in the car, Hong Yu told the driver the address, and the two sat in the back.

"I paid him to drive you, and you gave him a holiday, so we still have to pay for a taxi?"

"I'm not a big star, what kind of driver bodyguard do you want, you are really, even if there is really danger, I can handle it myself, I can drive, there is really no need to spend 5,000 yuan to hire a driver and bodyguard"

Hong Yubian flattened his mouth, reached out and scratched Zhou Fan's nose, and said, "Do you have a driver's license?" Besides, the master gentleman said, can you not drive without driving, and don't go to high places, safety first understand? Also, if you take the children out together, if you don't find a bodyguard to watch, can you take care of it yourself? ”

Highly educated people actually believe in superstition? Zhou Fan opened his mouth wide and didn't know what to say?

"How are you going to solve your cousin's matter?"

At the mention of his cousin, Hong Yu's face was not good-looking, and he said with a gloomy face, "Send him to prison, relatives will not be able to do it, to be honest, among his cousins, he is the most loser, if it weren't for my mother's reluctance to let me do something to him, I really want to abolish him"

The car stopped at the door of a hot pot restaurant, Zhou Fan was stunned for a few seconds, then got out of the car and followed Hong Yu into the store.

"I don't like spicy food, please eat hot pot, who is this!"

Zhou Fan is 10,000 reluctant to eat hot pot, even if it is better to have ramen than to eat hot pot, it is too spicy to stand it, and it is easy to constipation, and it is not suitable for Hong Yu who has just had a hemorrhoid operation.

"Luo Yibo likes spicy food, no problem!"

A small box, there is still the kind with minimum consumption, a pot of red hot pot base, constantly steaming, the soup is churning, and the spicy taste fills the whole room.

"Little niece, come in!"

Is it just a human being? A table full of them, can you finish it?

"Uncle Luo, is it just you?"

Luo Yibo took out his cigarette, smiled brightly, stood up, and sat down with the couple.

"Yes, I will return the things to the two of you, of course, I can't give it back to you for nothing"

A jewelry box was placed in front of Hong Yu, Hong Yu opened it and looked at it, without asking, "What conditions?" ”

"There are no big conditions, Okura has something to ask his little niece"

Teach me, please? What's up? Zhou Fan was puzzled, so he had to sit and drink tea and wait.

A minute later, the door of the box opened, and from outside came a man carrying a large suitcase, with muscles on his arm like that of a bodybuilder, a small head, and a tattoo on his arm, a large flying eagle.

The box opened, Zhou Fan glanced over, hurriedly closed the door, and said in a low voice, "Uncle Luo, this thing is illegal."

"Look at you scared, it's fake, it's not real, you taught him how to assemble it, I've been studying it myself for a while, but I just can't figure it out"

Hong Yu also looked at it, his mouth opened widely, and he pulled Zhou Fan aside and asked in a low voice, "Do you know how to play with guns?" ”

"It will be a little bit, when I was abroad, in order to defend myself, I once got a handful"

Assemble it by hand, because it is a plastic product, it is not really easy to play, and let Okura see it clearly while assembling, so I will show him a demonstration.

Other people's wives are doing beauty, and their wives are playing with firearms and toys, so I really don't know what to say? are all wives, why is there such a big contrast?

After the assembly, Zhou Fan handed it to Okura and said, "Disassemble it and try it yourself, just try it a few more times, I am easy to install, but the marksmanship is very bad, super bad, my uncle said, put that chicken that has been dead, I can't hit"

Okura disassembled, disassembled, tried several times in a row, and finally understood, grinned, smiled at Zhou Fan and said "thank you"

"A small thing"

Looking back at Hong Yu, I saw a surprised expression on his face, and Zhou Fan directly said "It's just playing"

Whose wife plays with guns! I don't think there is any in the world!

"That, that ......" Hong Yu stammered for a while, that one stopped, and there was no follow-up.

"Uncle Luo, can we change the hot pot base for clear soup for me, I'm afraid of spicy"

"Okay, waiter, change the mandarin duck pot, and get a few more portions of mutton and beef" Luo Yibo shouted loudly to the door, smiling and asking Okura to put things away.

The waiter was busy for a while, the hot pot was finally eaten, the mutton shabu was very enjoyable to eat, it would be better if he could have a beer, but unfortunately Hong Yu was here, he didn't let him drink, he didn't drink less.

"Business in the store is good, the money is on your card"

They talked about theirs, Zhou Fan ate his own, be a silent person, just eat delicious, beef and mutton, all into the stomach.

"With you here, those relatives of mine, there is no way to play and drink, this is good, by the way, the last money, did the person who borrowed the money repay the principal?"

"Pay it back, 1.5 million, your 1 million will be returned to you, and the interest will be 500,000, how much do you want?"

"You have a treat today, I don't want interest"

After eating and drinking, the people also had their spirits and were in a better mood, so they sat down and stretched their waists, and said to them, "Don't talk, eat!" ”

Luo Yibo looked at the dishes on the table, smiled, lit a cigarette and said, "You have solved all the meat dishes, what are we going to eat?" ”

Shame on you, who let you not eat it? I ate eighty percent full, and the beef and mutton rolls were gone, so I can't blame the small amount.

Zhou Fan covered his face with his hands, eager to get under the table, held it for a while, relaxed and put down his hand and said, "I'm old, let's be a vegetarian!" It's hard to buy money to be old and thin, eat meat, easy to have high blood pressure, heart disease, and easy to have stroke and hemiplegia, I'm doing this for your good."

It's okay not to say it, Luo Yibo laughed even more, but Hong Yu had a straight face, didn't say a word, and silently took a sip of tea.

"Hong Yu, we are the same age, in her eyes, we are all old men, I want to ask, are you two together, are the husband and wife harmonious?" Luo Yibo patted Hong Yu on the shoulder and asked him playfully.

Who knew that Luo Yibo would ask this, this is a sensitive question, Zhou Fan blushed, stood up directly and said, "I'll go to the bathroom"

"Go out and turn right," Luo Yibo said, turning his gaze to Hong Yu again, waiting for his answer.

"Harmonious, very harmonious"

"Just blow it! The little niece is only in her early thirties, and you can maintain it well, but when you go out with her, you are still seen at a glance, you are his elder, not his husband."

Which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned, the most feared problem is still the problem of appearance, one is too young, the other is too old, and anyone who sees it will feel that the two are not a good match.

"The child was also born, I don't know how she got it, she just doesn't look old, but she is getting more and more beautiful, I don't worry about her, I don't want to take her out, I'd rather stay at home with her, watch her sleep, lie next to me, my heart is steady"

It took less than a minute to go out, Hong Yu looked at his watch, his fingers began to tap on the table, and his heart became nervous again.

"This is what we have in common, I'm afraid that my woman will steal people outside and cuckold me, you are afraid that your wife is too young, and it is not easy to be a man!"

Listening to him, it is better to go out and look for it, Hong Yu took his mobile phone, walked while playing, and went to the bathroom.

Business is very hot, the bathroom has to wait in line, men and women need to wait, Zhou Fan was entangled by a woman.

"Sign it, brother"

The girl looks very beautiful, her voice is soft, very good, she is wearing heavy makeup on her face, she looks like a female ghost in a ghost movie, and her lips look like she has just drunk blood.

"I'm sorry, I'm a woman, not a man," Zhou Fan replied angrily.

As soon as the girl heard that it was a woman, she suddenly became a lot, stepped forward to look at Zhou Fan, and her tone changed, and she no longer spoke softly.

"You're an actor! Has your nose been revised? The girl stopped in front of Zhou Fan and reached out to touch it.

"Alas, don't do it"

Zhou Fan took two steps back, kept a distance from her, and looked back, and there were several other women, who also looked at him with curious eyes.

"What's wrong?" Hong Yu stepped forward and blocked in front of Zhou Fan.

"This is uncle! You don't look like your dad at all," the girl said, pointing at Hong Yu.

Father! What a look! Zhou Fan also frowned, and La Hongyu said, "Let's go"

"Sister, give you a business card, I am a media company, specializing in looking for handsome guys and beauties outside, if you are interested, call the above number to contact me"

Hong Yu took the business card, stuffed the trash can directly, and said with a cold face, "Look, what is going on?" In the future, when I go out, I will bring the bodyguard to me, and return it to the media company, which looks like a gourd, and the media company is going to close."

With a roar, Zhou Fan's eardrums were about to burst, and the woman next to him hurriedly took a few steps back.

"What media company? Be blind! Which company? Find someone to smash it, Okura, Okura ......"

This guy is furious, this sentence of Dad, he is angry enough!

"Mr. Hong, do you have something to do with me?" Okura trotted over and asked respectfully.

"Follow this dead woman, call Da Kui, smash her house for me, and then follow her back to the company, so that she can't be at peace, the dog can't spit out ivory, looking for death"

"Good"

"It's not good, Hong Yu, what are you doing!" Zhou Fan hurriedly stopped, it was not good to go on like this.

"He is my husband, we are husband and wife, you hurry up and apologize to him, otherwise you will be really miserable"

The girl's mouth was wide open, and she looked at the angry Hong Yu blankly, as if she was stunned for a while.

"It's useless to apologize, so many innocent people die in one day, how come an idiot like you didn't die?"

There are more and more onlookers, Okura is talking on the side, Hong Yu also took his mobile phone and started to call, he was impatient, scolding, just like the underworld grabbing turf, shouting people to fight in groups.

"I'm ignoring you like this again, why are you doing it? People just said the wrong thing, and it wasn't intentional, and she didn't know us, take a step back, the sea and the sky, you just released it, do you want to go in again? Zhou stroked the sleeves of the person on his arm with both hands, and wanted to hit someone angrily.

"She said that you are my daughter, so if you come with the child in your arms, will she not be able to say that your daughter's son is my grandchild?"

Really, why is he so concerned about others saying he's old? I also want others to say that I am old.

The fastest one to come was a big man, the big man who notified his uncle Hong Yu that he was arrested last time, and then one man after another came, all of them were fierce and vicious, and they looked like people who were mixed with society.

Huang Yan was late, sweating profusely, panting and squeezing to Zhou Fan's side, "What's the matter?" ”

The girl was so frightened that her legs trembled, and the onlookers scattered a little, as if they were afraid of blood splashing on themselves, and stood around the corner to watch the excitement.

"Huang Yan, you go and knock Hong Yu out for me, and then take it away," Zhou Fan muttered in a low voice.

"This ...... This...... Not good! ”

Seeing that Huang Yan didn't do it for a long time, Zhou Fan was in a hurry, so he simply didn't do it, and he pushed Huang Yan and said, "Fight, I'll take care of something, keep you okay"

Huang Yan looked around, suddenly took out a few large bills in his pocket, threw them into the air, and when people were watching the excitement, he reached out to the back of Hong Yu's neck with a gravity.

Good! That's great! Seeing Hong Yu fall forward, Zhou Fan hurriedly blocked Hong Yu, afraid that he would hit the wall.

"Little niece, why are you still beating the boss as a bodyguard?"

"Uncle Luo, if you continue to make trouble for him, I'm afraid that I will go to the Public Security Bureau again and eat public dinner, my uncle will have to go to catch him, how troublesome, Okura, help, carry him out, and cause trouble for me"

Luo Yibo gave Zhou Fan a thumbs up, pointed at Dacang, and signaled him to hurry up and carry the person away, don't stir up trouble here, someone may have already called the police now, and he is unwilling to deal with law enforcement officers.

"Don't talk nonsense in the future, sometimes, you may get trouble out of your mouth, and you don't know how you died"

Dropping a sentence, Luo Yibo waved his hand at the crowd, and Zhou Fan was hugged in the middle, protecting not even a fly.