Chapter 00111 - An Alternative Hunt
A fashionable and beautiful woman, wearing a pair of skinny jeans on her legs and a white T-shirt with a big mouth monkey on her upper body, the whole person is full of playfulness and cuteness, but this woman is very cute, but the next action is not so cute.
I saw that after the woman got out of the car, after seeing Wang Mumu, her pretty face was covered with frost and frost, her slender calves were lifted back, and she took them off directly with her hands, and the high heels on her two feet stepped directly on the ground with her bare feet, and then dragged her hands on the ground of the co-pilot, and suddenly took out a baseball bat more than one meter long.
"Is Lulu willing??" Lord Wei, holding a special big iron wrench, asked Zhang Lu.
"Sister, today I am rushing to do a heavy injury, I won't break the girl's legs, Sijiu City, my sister's face is bigger" Zhang Lu finished speaking, carrying a baseball bat in his small hand, and began to chase Wang Mumu.
"Lulu, what are you doing??" I stepped forward and asked Zhang Lu.
"Peng!!"
"Fuck your sister!! You're not a good bird either!! ”
Zhang Lu smashed a stick on my back, I bared my teeth in pain, looked at Zhang Lu with an angry face, and didn't dare to fight back, and I didn't necessarily beat her if I fought back, no way, I looked at Wang Mumu and ran away and chased after him.
"Mumu, what's going on!!" I drank too much wine, I was out of breath and nauseous when I ran, so I could only shout at Wang Mumu in front of me.
"Don't ask, it's the Killer Tomb Raider! Don't be noisy, I'm angry, I feel ** There is a bad breath, and you keep wandering, you dodge me and break her with a shot!! "Wang Mumu's running posture is particularly strange, a bit like a wolf dog, sticking out his tongue, cat's waist, and swinging his arms very big.
"Peng!!"
Zhang Lu turned into an afterimage, flashed past me, and slapped a stick directly on Wang Mumu's buttocks.
"Yes, cut him!! Paralyzed, take a fart to collapse me!! "I covered my nose and almost didn't throw up again, Wang Mumu's fart is so smelly, it is said that he hasn't in days.
I ran a few fucking steps, but I couldn't run anymore, so I sat on the ground and saw Lord Wei, who came over cheaply, still carrying a board in his hand.
"What the hell is going on JB?" I struggled to speak, and my chest was too tight.
"Something leaked, Zhang Lu asked a classmate a few days ago, asking HH if there is a newspaper called Urban Night Talk, and the classmate said that there is, but it is a yellow weekly, and it is a limited edition issue Sister Lu was suddenly angry, and called Mu Mu that night, do you know what the second B said?" Lord Wei also squatted on the ground with me, and asked with a cheap smile.
"What did you say?"
"He said he had just finished interviewing, former UN Secretary-General, Mr. Annan!! Alas, you say this stupid, such a blowing, I can't fucking cover it even if I want to, and I'm fucking inexplicable, and I was beaten! As soon as Lord Wei took off his sunglasses, his eyes were bruised
"Then why didn't you give me a notice?"
"Inform JB, Zhang Lu found a group of ancestors, all of them are female Rambo, that physique, can top me two, after going to my company, directly drag me to the toilet, a finger-long big heel, kicked my handsome little face, and then got off the phone, and drove directly overnight!" Lord Wei was a little aggrieved.
"Alas, Muye, it's in danger!" I look up to the sky and scream.
On the other side, Wang Mumu ran for a while, and when he saw that Lord Wei and I were not following, he saw Zhang Lu chasing him barefoot, holding a baseball bat.
"Squeak!"
Wang Mumu braked, stopped directly in place, then gritted his teeth, turned around suddenly, knelt on the ground with a pop, and tears flowed out, not lying at all, Wang Mumu is still a little anxious, tears, no need to brew at all.
"You fight!! I'm not a human!! I lied to you" Wang Mumu burst into tears, and his triangular eyes were extremely sincere.
Zhang Ludai frowned slightly, held a baseball bat, gestured at Wang Mumu's head, gritted her teeth and said, "You really dare not fight as a sister??" ”
"Lady!! Don't get excited, listen to me!! Wang Mumu's triangular eyes rolled, a little scared.
"Who you girl!! My sister has a lot of boyfriends, which green onion are you!! Zhang Lu was still angry, and her little hands covered her chest, smoothing her breath.
"I'm a green onion!! The best of the green onions! Lady, dip some sauce, don't you see me cooking?! Wang Mumu said undisciplinedly.
"Get out, don't be poor with me, I'll ask you, why did you lie to me? Mixed society, mixed society, what are you lying to me? I don't hate you for messing around! Zhang Lu poked Wang Mumu in the face with a baseball bat and asked.
"I'm disgusted!! I'm a jerk! You are like the Nine Heavens, the Holy Maiden of Xuantian, extremely holy! Do you know your daughter-in-law? I have low self-esteem!! I'm shameless, but I'm a man, aren't I?? Do you have a handle?? No, I can't stand myself anymore! Wang Mumu said very excitedly, his voice was extremely sad, and he raised his right arm and was about to slap his mouth.
"Peng!"
Zhang Lu stretched out a baseball bat and blocked Mu Mu's arm, although his tone was questioning, it was obviously a lot softer, he looked down at his little feet, and muttered and asked, "I don't dislike you, I care about money, am I still looking for you?" What the hell do you think about you not letting me come and see you for so long? ”
"Daughter-in-law!! I have emotional entanglements! Wang Mumu looked at the sky and shed two lines of tears.
"What do you say??? Do you still have someone? Mother, I have to kill you today! Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became furious.
"He's a man!!" Wang Mumu gritted his teeth and betrayed the chicken intestines again.
"Are you gay?" Zhang Lu's mood today, I feel like a roller coaster, up and down, after Wang Mumu finished speaking, she asked in horror.
"No, I treat him as a brother, but he treats me as his man!! I can't refuse! I'm afraid that if you appear, he will lie on the rails!! Wang Mumu's business is full of helplessness and loneliness.
"Mumu, your heart is so kind!"
"No, I was wrong, you hit me!! Kill me!! Wang Mumu was very excited.
"I can't bear it!" Zhang Lu looked at Mu Mu with big eyes.
"Don't say anything, baby, I'll take you to open the room!!" Wang Mumu spread his feet, picked up Zhang Lu directly, and kicked the baseball bat far away.
"Daughter-in-law, did you bring any money?" Wang Mumu hugged Zhang Lu and walked under the street lamp, with a long figure and a sense of back.
"With the card!"
"Well, I forgot to bring the money!" Wang Mumu said as a matter of course, without a trace of embarrassment.
"Oh" Zhang Lu replied to Mu Mu stupidly, wrapped his two arms around Wang Mumu's neck, and snuggled into his arms with a happy face.
"Daughter-in-law, tomorrow, how will you tell Xiaofei when you go back?"
"Say what?" Zhang Lu asked with big eyes and confusion.
"Ahem, it's you take a baseball bat and chase me"
"Oh, I'll just say you got mad and spanked my ass, and then I'm going to be honest about that, husband?" Zhang Lu smiled sweetly and said slowly.