All Chapters_Chapter 354: Crying and Laughing
The box truck sped all the way and finally stopped in the parking lot of an unfinished building in Hedong District. Then the people outside got some anesthetic aerosol and came in, and after I sucked it with Xiaolongbao, the whole person became soft and couldn't lift up a little strength.
At this time, the electric gate of the carriage was lowered, and several men wearing black hoods rushed up like wolves, directly grabbed me and Xiaolongbao, and threw them on the ground.
I tried to fight back, but I couldn't do anything about it.
Xiao Long Bao also seemed to be quite scared, and called my name weakly.
I looked around, and there were five men in black hoods surrounding me, one of them seemed to be the leader of the kidnappers, behind the two black holes in the hood was a pair of big bright eyes staring at me, and four other tall robbers were standing behind him.
This abandoned unfinished building is a mess everywhere, and some places are overgrown with weeds, and occasionally you can see huge bald-tailed rats scurrying by, which is really a good place to kidnap and kill people and throw corpses. I secretly hated myself for being so careless, and I actually fell into the way of others so easily, and now the meat is on the chopping board, so I can only let others slaughter it.
I struggled to my feet, stood in front of Xiaolongbao, looked at the leader of the dwarf winter melon kidnappers in front of me, and said, "At least let me die, who sent you to deal with me?" ”
The bloated leader of the dwarf winter melon kidnappers looked at me twice, and without speaking, he beckoned directly to the four men behind him, and one of them actually pulled out an extremely sharp saber and handed it to him. My heart twitched suddenly, and I thought to myself, it's over, these kidnappers seem to be the kind of people who don't like to talk and do things, and they don't even bother to tell me that they are going to do something to me?
However, what I didn't expect was that the leader of the dwarf winter melon kidnappers was stunned for a moment after taking the saber, and then immediately returned the saber to his men and gestured to his mouth.
His subordinates suddenly came to their senses, and immediately fetched a large mug and handed it to him.
The dwarf winter melon took the mug, then put the mug to his mouth, and spoke to me as if he was holding a microphone: "Hey, I said you kid." ”
"What?" I looked at this dwarf winter melon a little confused, and thought to myself, are these kidnappers here to make me laugh? If a few of them are funny, and the means of kidnapping just now are so powerful, I can't tell whether these guys are masters or funny.
The dwarf winter melon held the mug in his hand, and said to me angrily: "I heard that your kid is very attentive and specializes in deceiving the girl of a good family, huh?" ”
When I heard this, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and my eyes widened and I said, "How is it possible? ”
"Still saying it's impossible?" Dwarf Winter Melon seems to have a very irritable temper, and he feels that he has also investigated me, and immediately began to count my crimes: "Chen Yu, the Chen family of Qianhe Village, Lihai City, married into the Zhang family as a son-in-law, and became husband and wife with Zhang Qingqing, but because of his lack of age, he did not get a certificate. You then harmed Tang Anning and Ni Anqi, two female classmates at school, and you also fell in love with a rich woman named Li Mengting in society. Tsk, there is another little beauty next to you today, is it an ignorant girl who just got her hands? ”
I was simply dumbfounded by these kidnappers, and couldn't help but say with a dark face: "I said a few of you, were you sent by Tu Wenxuan to kill me, or did you send that woman from Xiao Mei?" If you want to kill me, hurry up and do it, and you can't pretend to be me. ”
Dwarf Winter Melon glared at me with a pair of bull's eyes and said: "What Tu Wenxuan Xiaomei, a few of us are not used to seeing you kid deceive ignorant girls with clever words, today we arrested you here, just to prepare to do the way of heaven!" ”
"Acting for the Heavenly Dao?" The corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching, and I held back a sentence: "You should be talking about doing the right thing for heaven, right?" ”
The dwarf winter melon was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had misremembered the idiom, and said eloquently: "You can also say the same." ”
"What the hell do you want?"
I'm starting to wonder what these guys are all about, if Tu Wenxuan or Xiao Mei are sent to deal with me, you don't have to talk nonsense with me, just kill me. First of all, I vaguely felt that this guy's figure was a little familiar, and then he deliberately held a mug to speak, which played a certain role in changing his voice, which means that this guy may be someone I know, and he wants to hide his identity.
Who is this middle-aged man who is only 1.6 meters tall but very strong?
I was racking my brains to reminisce, but he spoke, and said in a loud voice: "It's all said that it's for heaven, you kid seduce other people's daughters with rhetoric all day long, and it's your turn to be unlucky today." ”
Sweet talk? Seduce someone else's daughter?
I looked at the leader of the dwarf winter melon kidnappers with a black hood in front of me, and suddenly remembered who this guy was, it turned out that he was Xiao Long Bao's father, Wu Qingshan, the leader of the armed forces in northern Myanmar.
I always thought that Tu Wenxuan or Xiao Mei sent someone to kill me, but I didn't expect these guys to be Wu Qingshan. I stole a look at the four men behind him, and one guy was exceptionally muscular, and if I guessed correctly, this guy must be a butcher. Then I used the corner of my eye to sneak a glance at the xiaolongbao beside me, this chick looked like she was panicked on the surface, but in fact, if you look closely at her eyes, she is clear and calm, and she is not afraid at all. My heart is like a mirror, this is Xiao Long Bao and her father cooperating with acting to fool me.
No wonder the taxi was so coincidental, as if it knew that I would definitely come out at noon, it turned out that Xiao Long Bao was also involved in this scene.
After I figured out what was going on in front of me, I was angry and funny, and I couldn't figure out what Wu Qingshan's father and daughter wanted to do.
Wu Qingshan didn't know that their identities had been exposed at this time, and he glared at me fiercely and said: "Boy, I can't get used to your little white face in my life when I deceive and play with an ignorant girl with your rhetoric, whether you are dead or alive today depends on how you behave now." ”
I wanted to see what tricks they were playing, so I deliberately pretended to be scared and asked, "I want to live, how do you want me to behave?" ”
"Confess leniently, resist strictly" Wu Qingshan's eyes rolled and scared me: "Let's start with the girl in front of you, you honestly admit whether you deceived her, and confess how you used rhetoric to confuse her mind." ”
I suddenly understood, it is estimated that Xiao Long Bao has fallen in love with me, and he has come all the way to China, Wu Qingshan naturally thinks that his baby daughter is fascinated by my rhetoric, so today he deliberately set up a game, trying to trick me, so that my "villain" is exposed.
Xiao Long Bao also looked at me a little nervously at this time, I thought to myself that your father and daughter scared me a lot, and I will also play with you. So, I turned my head to look at Xiao Long Bao and said softly, "Xiao Long Bao, I'm sorry, I deceived you." ”
Xiao Long Bao was stunned when he heard this, and then suddenly became anxious: "How is it possible, where did you lie to me?" ”
Wu Qingshan suddenly became proud when he heard the words at this time, and urged me angrily: "Hey, hey, boy, if you want to live, tell me how you deceived this ignorant girl, or I will kill you, you know?" ”
I nodded, and then said to Xiao Long Bao with a sad face, "Xiao Long Bao, I have to confess something to you......
Wu Qingshan urged: "Speak quickly, say it quickly!" ”
I looked at Xiaolongbao and said, "Ying'er, from the first time I saw you in northern Myanmar, I couldn't help but like you......"
Wu Qingshan's mouth opened wide as soon as I said a word, he thought that I was going to admit that I had done something bad to Xiaolongbao, or that I had any bad motives and intentions, but he didn't expect that the deception I was talking about was actually this, and he was stunned on the spot.
Xiao Long Bao thought that I had done something sorry for her, but I didn't expect my so-called confession to say that I liked her, her pretty face instantly turned red, and the whole person became embarrassed, and said softly: "Impossible, when you first saw me, you still disliked my small breasts and played hooligan on me." ”
I pretended to be affectionate and said, "That's because I like you so much that I want to get your attention in such an alternative way." ”
Xiao Long Bao's eyes widened, and he looked at me happily and said, "Really? ”
"Of course it's true!"
"Chen Yu—"
Xiao Long Bao couldn't help but throw himself directly into my arms, and I secretly glanced at Wu Qingshan next to me. This guy's eyes were as big as brass bells, and he seemed to be unable to understand why he had forced me to admit that he had done something bad to the ignorant girl, and how I had finally coaxed his daughter into his arms.
When he saw me with my hands on Xiaolongbao's waist, he immediately became anxious and muttered, "Stinky boy, dare to coax the little girl when you are dying, I will kill you." ”
I hurriedly said, "Wait! ”
Wu Qingshan had already snatched the extremely sharp saber from his subordinates, glared at me angrily and said, "What other last words do you have?" ”
I said, "I have a little wish before I die. ”
Wu Qingshan roared and said, "People who are dying still have so many things, what is your wish?" ”
I turned my head and looked at Xiao Long Bao affectionately, and asked gently, "Xiao Long Bao, can I get a kiss from you before I die?" ”
Wu Qingshan's mouth grew again in an instant, and several of his subordinates also looked at Xiao Long Bao in unison, Xiao Long Bao's face was flushed at this time, his hands were squeezing the corners of his clothes, and he lowered his head and whispered.
When I heard this, I immediately pouted in front of Wu Qingshan and the others in a very exaggerated posture, and made a gesture to kiss Xiao Long Bao's red lips......
"Shut up! Stop me, I'm mad! ”
Wu Qingshan saw that I really wanted to kiss his baby daughter, and suddenly couldn't hold back anymore, and ripped off the black hood on his head, he was too lazy to act now, and came over with a saber to kill me.
Xiao Long Bao was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped in front of me, and opened his arms to stop Wu Qingshan like a little hen protecting her cubs: "Dad, you are not allowed to hurt Chen Yu." You yourself have seen that Chen Yu has no bad intentions towards me at all, and you promised me that if Chen Yu didn't have a bad intentions, you would let me study here. ”