Chapter 446, will conquer you
This method works well the first time, but the second and third times it doesn't. He Juan and I didn't expect to repeat the old tricks, so we could only watch with our eyes when the new dishes came up again, and we didn't even have a chance to move the chopsticks and became empty plates. At this time, Wen Xin suddenly patted the table and said, "Brother Ye Zhan wants to say a few words, everyone be quiet!" "Ye Zhan is the boss of the Seven Dragons and Six Phoenixes, and of course his speech is very majestic, so everyone is quiet again. Even I looked at Ye Zhan, thinking that he had something to say.
Just then, another dish came up. Ye Zhan patted the table and said, "What about today...... Before he finished speaking, this guy suddenly arched up, and suddenly brought the dish in front of him over, and dialed half of Wen Xin's plate and half of his own plate. Everyone shouted "whoop" again, and accused Ye Zhan of being unscrupulous, saying that he had learned badly with Brother Hao. I also scolded him along: "Crazy and outrageous! But Ye Zhan is as cheeky as he is, as long as he has something to eat, he cares about anything else, and happily feeds food to his mouth. I can see that you have to fight wits and courage to eat a dish. He Juan and I chatted casually, and heard Wen Xin say to Ye Zhan: "Brother Ye Zhan, do you have a girlfriend?" Ye Zhan said vaguely while eating: "Yes." ”
Wen Xin asked again: "Then do you mind yì change it?" Ye Zhan nodded, and then said vaguely: "Jieyì." Everyone had already begun to laugh sneeringly, and Wen Xin asked again: "Then do you mind yì have one more?" "It seems that he is determined to entangle Ye Zhan. Ye Zhan said vaguely again: "Jieyì." Then he munched on his food. Wen Xin pretended to be surprised: "One more is also a good idea?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey." Another voice sounded, and Qi Siyu patted the table and said, "There's another queue here." ”
"Huh?" Wen Xin looked at Qi Siyu with a depressed face: "There is also a second sister-in-law?" ”
Qi Siyu said indignantly: "I used to be the eldest sister-in-law, but now I have been reduced to the second sister-in-law, and the man is unreliable." ”
The conversation between the two people made everyone giggle, and the atmosphere naturally reached a climax. And I took advantage of this excitement and quietly sat beside Zhou Mo and Bai Qing. "Little Momo." I looked at Zhou Mo chatteringly, giggling and laughing, and then greeted Bai Qing again: "Sister! Zhou Mo looked at me with a cold face: "Are you free now?" Bai Qing patted my head: "I have time to sit at home, my mother misses you." I nodded and said, "Well, I want to too." "The guys who still want to go to the farmers' market of the chemical factory, Li Jun and Liu Yongqiang, haven't drunk with them for a long time. There is also Manager Liu of the market office, I don't know if he dares to say that he is the day of the farmers' market.
I sat between Zhou Mo and Bai Qing, chatted with them for a while, and unconsciously recalled my previous life in Beiqi. Looking at the lively scene in the private room, Zhou Mo seemed to be a little sullen. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, "Because of you, we are all living a dull and carefree life, but you are still walking alone on the road full of thorns." We want to be with you, but we don't know what to do. Bai Qing also said: "Yes, I often talk to my fifth sister about this, and sometimes I really want to follow me to the vocational institute in a fit of anger, hoping to help you make a contribution." ”
Hearing them say this, my heart swelled with tenderness, and I couldn't help but grab their hands at the same time. Neither of them hid, they just looked at me with concern. Wen Xin said with a needle: "Brother Ye Zhan, look at Brother Wang Hao, this is how you have the demeanor of the boss." Can't you learn from him, and also take a third wife and four concubines, so that Sister Xiaoyu and I have a chance? Ye Zhan laughed and said, "That guy? There is no thief in heart but not in thief's guts, and no one knows him better than me! "All eyes were on me. My face was full of black lines, and I quickly let go of their hands. Ye Zhan continued: "Look, what am I talking about? ”
Naturally, everyone laughed again. After laughing, it was time to grab the food. I said to Zhou Mo and Bai Qing: "Who said I was alone? I also have a lot of friends at the vocational college. Then he smiled and looked at the eldest second, Black Spider, Wen Xin, and Li Xiaojie. The eldest second child was bragging to Lei Yu and others about how he got his nickname, causing them to exclaim for a while; The black spider is saying that Liu Zihong, one of the four heavenly kings of Chenggao, is his younger brother, and "the fate with Brother Hao has long been concluded" and so on; Wen Xin is still pestering Ye Zhan, a big guy and a handsome guy, poking at Wen Xin's heartstrings in every way, enough for her to be a nymphomaniac for a long time.
Later, the more and more dishes were served, and the speed of serving exceeded the speed at which everyone grabbed the food, so it didn't feel so fragrant when I ate it. Therefore, people are cheap, and the more they can't get it, the more they cherish it. After the dishes were served, everyone began to drink. Of course, in the summer, it is most comfortable to drink cold beer, and everyone here is a veteran at the wine table, and the girls can also take a big sip.
In this way, it was lively and lively for a long time, and it was almost time for class in the afternoon when everyone separated. But I was already drunk, and I seemed to take advantage of Zhou Mo and Bai Qing with the strength of the wine, as if I kissed them on the face. Of course, I don't dare to verify whether it's true or not, for fear that people will say that I have a dream again. There is a thief's heart, but no thief's courage.
When they were separated, he and Ye Zhan hugged him fiercely. He told me: "If there is something, you must call, and I will immediately take someone to the vocational court." I also smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't be polite to you." ”
When I went back, I was warm-hearted, and I remember this very clearly. The boys are too drunk to take care of themselves. The eldest second child walked on the S-shaped road, and the passing classmates avoided him. The eldest second child sang while walking: "I have a big second, big second." "I can see that this nickname must have been called by himself. The black spider has a shy personality, and is as shy as drinking wine, although he has a big and three thick figure, but he laughs like a little girl.
The heavens whirl, and the earth turns. Wen Xin hugged me and kept saying, "Brother Hao, slow down." I put my arm on Wen Xin's shoulder and said with a smile: "Wen Xin, how is it, my brother is handsome, right?" Wen Xin said happily: "Handsome, Brother Ye Zhan is so handsome, but in my heart he is not as attractive as Brother Wang Hao." I laughed out loud, patted Wen Xin's shoulder with my hand and said, "You little girl, your mouth is so sweet." Wen Xin said distressedly: "No way, how can a girl come out to mix, how can she do if her mouth is not sweet?" Chen Siying and Han Yunuo followed behind, and the two girls quietly didn't say a word. I got drunk and went crazy and said, "Hey, I said you two, which brother do you fancy me?" I'll introduce you to shào! ”
said that he was arrogant and magnificent, but he bent down and vomited after speaking. It's been a long time since I've been so happy, probably because I've seen an old friend. Black Spider is also very happy, and they have taken them to drink with their friends in the city high school before, and it feels like they are not so happy today. Thinking about it, it is probably because I see a lot of beautiful women. Those five phoenixes, except for He Juan, who is still working the road to beauty, the other girls are all top beauties.
When I vomited, Wen Xin, Chen Siying, and Han Yunuo surrounded me, patting my back and handing me tissues. The eldest second child and the black spider are also crazy next to them, either singing loudly or peeing on the street, and they have no quality at all. Alas, a headache for them, and then a big mess of vomiting. The mess squeezed out of the mouth and nose, how uncomfortable it was. And because it's so spicy, even tears are squeezed out. Panicked, Wen Xin hurriedly said, "Brother Hao, why are you crying?" ”
I waved my hands and said, "What nonsense, how can I cry, this taste is too spicy?" ”
Wen Xin let out an "oh", didn't speak again, and then followed xù to help me pat me on the back. I spit out "wow", and my voice was heroic, attracting people on the road to keep looking at me. There is indeed a little bit of pain in my heart.
I'm so envious...... Their lives...... That blandness, that tranquility, that happiness, that kind of excitement......
After vomiting, he still stood up and strode away. Everyone followed behind me, and after a while, they came to the gate of the vocational college. I looked up at the golden gates. The crowd also stopped and followed me to look at the gate.
"Brother Hao, what's wrong?" "Brother Hao, this school gate is higher than the city and the north seven are magnificent, right?" "Brother Hao......"
I opened my hazy eyes and faced the slightly hot wind, looking at this magnificent and majestic gate.
I have carefully looked at the gate of the city height, and I have carefully looked at the gate of the North Seven, and this is the first time that I have looked at the gate of the vocational institute so closely.
Although I am already drunk, although my head is not very clear.
My conviction is clear, though.
Vocational Academy...... ...... will conquer you
I said this to myself in my heart.
I stood at the school gate for a long time, and it wasn't until the bell rang that I strode into the campus with the others. The students on campus are still walking gracefully, not running like crazy when they hear the class bell like Beiqi and City High School.
When I got to the classroom, I couldn't wait to lie down on the table, my head heavy as if it was about to fall. When I get drunk, my stomach is very uncomfortable, as if something is stirring, stirring, stirring, stirring in it. But in the classroom, I'm too embarrassed to throw up. I lay on the table, my eyes closed, and endured the uncomfortable feeling. After some time, I looked up and saw a man sitting in front of me.
Li Wenchao was looking at me with concern: "Are you better?" ”
"Huh?" I looked at him confused.
"Did you forget?" Li Wenchao said: "My boss wants to see you." ”