The field soon began, three against three bullfights.

Lu Yu was too lazy to play with this group of little broken children, and pulled Tang Mengmeng aside.

I took off my shoes for her, and helped her massage her ankles, this ghost girl is not light, and now she is blocked in one breath and doesn't feel pain, and when this breath comes down, she keeps crying and calling her mother, and it's too late to go to the hospital by then.

Tang Mengmeng was itchy and painful by him, babbling, she was about to be watched, Lu Yu said angrily: "You scream - bed, Lao Tzu is not strong-rape-you." ”

Tang Mengmeng's little face flushed, and she gasped: "En...... Shichiro...... I can't help it. ”

"But it's a nice call. You can be a little louder. Lu Yu smiled evilly.

Tang Mengmeng was so ashamed that she closed up decisively, gritted her teeth, her cheeks were red, and a layer of fine beads of sweat soaked out of her forehead.

Lu Yu helped her press it, put on her socks and shoes for her, and said, "A little bit of Ansheng, it will be fine in three or two days at most." ”

Tang Mengmeng sighed and said Qilang, you are so powerful.

Lu Yu glanced at her: "Nonsense, of course I know that I am very powerful." ”

Other boys are so narcissistic Tang Mengmeng threw it away with a stinky and shameless sentence earlier, but she didn't treat Lu Yu, on the contrary, she felt that Lu Yu was very reasonable, Qilang was already very powerful.

"Hey, Shichiro, why don't you go up, don't you want to help me?" Tang Mengmeng asked.

"Get out. If you're going to be beaten, I'll definitely help you get angry, but forget about playing, I really haven't touched it for several years, and now I won't say anything. ”

"Cut, I don't believe it."

"Why don't you believe it?" Lu Yu was angry.

Tang Mengmeng grinned and said: "Isn't that what you said, a man like you Qilang, except for having children, there is nothing in this world that you can't do." ”

Lu Yu's face was full of black lines: "Tang Mengmeng, why does the master think that you are my brain-dead-fan?" ”‘

Tang Mengmeng was not ashamed at all, and said: "Yes, Miss Ben is your brain-wreck-powder, if you don't accept it, bite me!" ”

She laughed as she spoke.

Lu Yu glanced at her, turned his attention to the field, and found that the situation seemed to be a little wrong.

The three musketeers on their side, who were so intimidating at the beginning, were suppressed by the whole line, and they were extremely embarrassed.

Led by Jiang Qiqi, several chicks had extremely ugly faces, and they couldn't even shout cheers.

Lu Yu was secretly happy, Jiang Qiqi, a proud little girl, lost face this time.

The three musketeers were all called by her, and at first they had a lot to say, especially to ridicule him.

General routines, at this critical moment, someone has to come forward, and that's how the master's demeanor comes.

Lu Yu felt that he was a master of farts and had a fart demeanor, so he didn't have the slightest idea of standing up.

Although the three musketeers were from the Fudan school team, they were obviously not the opponents of Qiao Tianjiao and others.

Especially Qiao Tianjiao, he is really a master, the ball style is elegant, and the shooting posture is a bit like the recent popular spicy chicken Stephen Curry, throwing it up and brushing it, the accuracy is extremely high, and it simply doesn't leave people alive.

This kind of boy is definitely the legendary fungus harvester level at school, shining like the sun, no wonder he became angry after being rejected by Tang Mengmeng.

Proud children are always reluctant to accept failure, and are accustomed to attributing their failures to the blindness of others.

Qiao Tianjiao was determined to humiliate Tang Mengmeng, and as soon as he came, he was full of firepower, and the score was quickly pulled to 19-7, basically winning in his hands.

It was at this point that a small accident occurred.

Among the three musketeers, one of the musketeers with eyes was hit hard by a gorilla on the opposite side, fell to the ground, shattered his glasses, spurted his nosebleeds, and couldn't stop snorting.

Qiao Tianjiao was not happy, so he followed the bed to do sports with the girls, and when they got better, they were about to vent their mouths, and the girls were suddenly unhappy, and kicked people out of bed, which was not going to kill people.

Qiao Tianjiao thought for a while, pointed at Lu Yu and said, "Hey, that kid, you have someone here, you go up!" ”

Lu Yu smiled very innocently, "Handsome guy, are you calling me?" ”

", who don't you call?"

Lu Yu shook his head, indicating that he was not on it.

Qiao Tianjiao was suddenly a little frustrated, and he kept spraying waste, and then began to humiliate Jiang Qiqi, saying that she called a group of waste, Jiang Qiqi was provoked, and pointed at Lu Yu and said, "Hey, you give it to Miss Ben!" ”

"I'll give it to you?" Lu Yu asked.

Jiang Qiqi nodded.

"Stinky and shameless, I know you very well? Do you still have a sense of shame, I am a family man, clean and self-conscious, why should I give it to you? Lu Yu said very seriously.

It's getting dark.

Only then did Jiang Qiqi react, what an ambiguous pun this was.

Watching the suppressed snickering of the crowd, Jiang Qiqi stomped her feet in anger and said angrily: "Tang Mengmeng, you are still unreliable, what kind of rescue soldiers have been moved, Miss Ben has never seen anyone more cowardly than him in her life." ”

Tang Mengmeng pulled Lu Yu's arm and began to be coquettish: "Good Qilang, you can help us." ”

It's soft and very lethal.

Lu Yu had no choice but to play.

"What's the score now?" He asked with great seriousness.

"19 to 7."

"That's fine, there's still a chance to win." Lu Yu smiled faintly.

"Boy, you're a fool, it's 19-7, you think you're Kobe or Jordan, can you win it back?" Qiao Tianjiao laughed, his eyes full of disdain.

"I'm not stupid, if I say win, then I will definitely win." Lu Yu smiled lightly.

"You're not only a fool, you're also a megalomaniac, just your skinny bamboo pole, Lao Tzu can knock the out of you if he hits you." Qiao Tianjiao smiled coldly, "Boy, don't blame Lao Tzu for being ruthless, you'd better admit it, or I'll beat you to tears if you don't wait." ”

He slapped the basketball in his hand, and his expression became more and more flamboyant.

His teammates all laughed and laughed at Lu Yu to their heart's content.

Make no mistake, basketball is a team sport, it's a three-on-three, not a heads-up bullfight.

It's nineteen to seven, and an NBA-level professional athlete may not be able to turn the tables.

Unless it's a superstar like Jordan and Kobe, this guy who looks weak, if he can turn the tables, then the Suns will definitely come out of the west.

Even a few chicks don't look good-looking, and they all feel that this guy surnamed Lu is making a lot of nonsense, and the contempt in his eyes is getting stronger and stronger.

It was his teammates, the two remaining musketeers, who also looked at him with disdain, as if they were looking at a fool.

Knowing that he was going to lose, he still made such a big fuss, it's not stupid - what is it.

Only Tang Mengmeng shouted Qilang to come on, very embarrassed, she didn't care at all.

Brainless fans, Lu Yu told her that she was from Namek, and the purpose was to destroy the earthlings, and she probably believed it.

The game continued to start, with a score of 19 to 7, Lu Yu's side of the ball, the musketeer with glasses controlled the ball, looking for a breakthrough opportunity, Qiao Tianjiao and others treated Lu Yu as air at all, the two pounced on the glasses musketeer, Lu Yu suddenly had a big vacancy, and opened his hand to make a ball action.

However, the two musketeers treated him as air at all, and Lu Yu could only keep running without the ball, like a stupid roe deer jumping up and down.

Jiang Qiqi looked at this guy who knew that he couldn't get the ball but ran more diligently than anyone else, and felt funny, she wanted to laugh and couldn't help it, she was wondering if this guy who was ashamed of his words was a psychopath.

At this moment, the glasses musketeers were forced into a dead corner by the two-man bag, and there was no passing route, so he forced a jump shot, and the result was naturally a bang.

Qiao Tianjiao stood under the basket, 1.87 meters tall, taller than Lu Yu, like a mountain, about to win the basketball, but Lu Yu turned into a bolt of lightning, jumped directly from behind him, and forcibly took off the rebound.

Qiao Tianjiao confronted him in the air, but he stumbled and was almost knocked away, and he was suddenly shocked, how could he have thought that this thin bamboo pole-like guy would have such a powerful explosive power.

Lu Yu took the ball and began to hit Qiao Tianjiao with his back, the dribble was so-so, not gorgeous, but very stable.

The glasses musketeer beckoned from beyond the three-point line and scolded, "*-you-mom, pass, he's a head taller than you and you hit a on your back!" ”

Lu Yu ignored him, fainted twice, cut inside, pushed Qiao Tianjiao, and the basket was strong, an unpretentious wipe board, and the ball went in.

Dog--luck.

Jiang Qiqi muttered.

In her opinion, Qiao Tianjiao was definitely a light enemy, so he would be successfully beaten by Lu Yu's back.

Qiao Tianjiao's face was full of anger.

Lu Yu shrugged: "Why are you staring at me, it's not me who scolds you for being a dick, it's the man with glasses." ”

Very cold joke.

In different contexts, playing a dick and hitting a dick mean two things.

Tang Mengmeng couldn't stop laughing, and the crisp laughter filled the court, and Qiao Tianjiao was even more angry.

Without exchanging the ball, Lu Yu threw the ball to the eyed musketeer, looked at him coldly, and started to run again.

Qiao Tianjiao pounced on the single-proof glasses musketeer and wanted to break the ball, Lu Yu ran out of the vacant seat and asked the glasses musketeer for the ball, but this person still didn't give it, and the butterfly shook like a flower, but Qiao Tianjiao was on time and took the ball away.

Qiao Tianjiao took the ball and went out of the three-point line, Lu Yu went up to fill the position, Qiao Tianjiao made a posture of pulling away, asking Lu Yu, who was playing alone, to find the court.

Gorgeous and practical dribbling, strong breakthrough Lu Yu, Lu Yu is close to him, anti-throwing can not prevent breakthrough, Jiang Qiqi suddenly muttered, novice, isn't this a chance to be over.

Sure enough, Qiao Tianjiao passed Lu Yu with one acceleration, and the road in front of him was as spacious as the early morning, starting in three steps, and when he pulled it up, he planned to clasp it with both hands.

Lu Yu, who was passed by him behind him, accelerated suddenly, jumped later than Qiao Tianjiao, but the speed of the bullet was much faster than him, and with a snap, he slapped the basketball directly on the rebound.

Top hat hat!

grabbed the basketball in his hand, extremely domineering.

"Good ball, Shichiro, good hot pot! The surname is Joe, you think you are Jordan, buckle a dick! Tang Mengmeng shouted excitedly, jumping with joy, and even burst into foul language.

Even other chicks couldn't help but applaud, Jiang Qiqi held back her life, and only then did she hold back the word "good ball" in her stomach.

Lu Yu's attack and defense were clean and neat, but his teammates didn't mean to be happy for him, and the glasses musketeer was ashamed that Lu Yu had stolen the limelight, and scolded: "-you-mom, pass the ball!" ”

Lu Yuzhen passed, the basketball smashed firmly on the bridge of the glasses man's nose, the nosebleed suddenly sprayed wildly, and the other musketeer was angry, rushed to Lu Yu and kicked hard, a very funny scene, and started with his teammates first.

Lu Yu kicked him and didn't move, but this guy was kicked three meters away, holding his leg and crying for his mother.

"Fuck your basketball dreams."

Lu Yu held the ball and pointed at the stunned Qiao Tianjiao and the three, "Lao Tzu doesn't need teammates, he plays with the three of you alone, and now the score is 19-11." ”

He stood outside the three-point line, dribbling smoothly without the slightest trick.

Qiao Tianjiao and the others were obviously shocked, they glanced at each other, their pupils were uncertain, obviously there were three people here, but they felt a little unspeakably frightened.

But it was impossible for them to admit it, and the three of them pounced on Lu Yu and surrounded him.

Jiang Qiqi found a detail and said: "That Qilang, are you stupid, the score is obviously 19:9." ”

Lu Yu directly pulled up two meters away from the three-point line, which is a three-point, a gorgeous parabola, directly hollow into the net.

"It's 19:11." Lu Yu said coldly.

Go and pick up the ball yourself, serve the ball yourself, and point to Qiao Tianjiao and the others: "Come again!" ”

The audience was as silent as death, and the domineering side leakage was nothing like that.

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