Text Text_Chapter 852 He's drunk

When the pupils of the yellowbeard and the two black-clothed waiters were slowly dilated, Yang Xiao shrugged his shoulders with excitement, sat down in the corner again with the wine glass, and took a shallow taste.

His ability to learn is quite strong, as long as he is interested, he can remember it at a glance, just like this shrug of the shoulders.

After he killed three people in the blink of an eye, he didn't spill a drop of wine in the wine glass he held in his left hand, which proved that he didn't even use a tenth of his ability.

The end of the lives of the three people, like the melody of "My Heart is Eternal", a one-second pause does not affect the fluency of the whole piece.

The duration of this piece is about four minutes long.

At the end of the song, there was warm and subtle applause from above.

Yang Xiao also finished a glass of wine and applauded gently.

For him, who is proficient in rhyme, of course, he can tell that this piece is quite classic, and the sense of substitution is particularly strong, and it is easy to think of a certain unforgettable love.

Yang Xiao has no love.

But why did his heart throb obviously with the aftermath of this song?

He thought of the throbbing that almost sent her to the yin world when she was on the beach in Macau, when she was a weak woman, pretending to be frightened and falling on top of Li Nannan—then, is it love?

"No, it's not love, it's just my physical need. If that's love, why do I want to chop off his head with a knife to pay tribute to the statue of Xuanyuan? ”

With a self-deprecating laugh, Yang Xiao picked up another glass of wine from the tray and shook it slowly.

When she first started drinking red wine, she felt that the taste was quite unpleasant, like coffee with Li Nannan.

But after pretending to be a waiter on the boat and coming to the cabin on the first floor, he saw almost everyone holding red wine, slowly shaking and tasting it, he knew that drinking this kind of red wine, which was not much stronger than horse urine, was an indispensable way for upper-class people to interact with each other.

So, he had to try to taste the red wine.

It may be the color of red wine, the same as blood, Yang Xiao, who is very bloodthirsty in his bones, liked this kind of thing after drinking the first glass.

Who knew that when he was walking around with a tray, he didn't give his guests more wine than he drank alone?

Especially after a killing, it doesn't feel too good to have a drink right away.

"It would be nice to have another cigarette in your mouth."

Thinking of Li Nannan's chic after taking a cigarette every time, Yang Xiao suddenly had an eager desire.

Coincidentally, lying in the pocket of the yellow-bearded suit at his feet, half a box of cigarettes was exposed.

Without thinking about it, he reached out and took it, learning from Li Nannan's way of smoking, when he slapped his right index finger on the cigarette case, a cigarette swished, he opened his mouth in time, put it on his lips, and lit it.

"Smoking, that's it, I don't feel anything. So, how are they so fascinated? ”

After slowly spitting out the smoke in his mouth, Yang Xiao shook his head a little inexplicably.

Just as he was about to pop out the cigarette, he suddenly heard that when Li Nannan was smoking, sometimes it seemed to smoke from his nostrils.

The nostrils are connected with the lungs, which is the minimum medical knowledge, and medicine, the holy hand of Chinese medicine, is of course very clear.

"I see, I see."

Yang Xiao was so satisfied that he could find the trick to smoking so quickly, and immediately put the cigarette back to his mouth and took a deep breath - a second later, his face was flushed, his eyes widened, and his mouth was tightly closed.

It's as if someone stabbed him in the back of the heart with a knife, and only in this way can he temporarily bear the severe pain.

It's just that there are some things that can't be carried, and after another second, Yang Xiao finally opened his mouth and coughed violently.

In the heart-rending cough, tears burst out.

At the same time, there was an indescribable retching sensation that made his head slowly turn around a few times, and he collapsed to the ground with rolling his eyes, his body twitching.

From a distance, there were four people lying here, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

Drunken smoke.

For the majority of smokers, drunken smoke is a normal phenomenon that no one can avoid when they are just starting to learn.

However, the reaction of drunken smoke is several.

Some retched for a while, and a little cold sweat broke out on their foreheads and passed.

Some of them have sallow faces and can no longer stand steadily, only squatting down and opening their mouths wide, making a vomiting sound, which is estimated to last for a minute.

Drunken smoke is more uncomfortable than drunk.

This is due to the strong reaction of the body's inability to accept this gas.

Yang Xiao's drunkenness was worse than anyone else, and he passed out directly.

This may have something to do with the fact that he has lived in the Valley of Flames without any pollution since he was a child, where the water, air, and diet are so green that they can no longer be environmentally friendly.

People from the outside world eat a diet raised with chemical fertilizers, pesticides, and hormones every day, drink water that contains at least 80 kinds of trace elements that are harmful to the human body, breathe and collect it, and then compress the air that can poison elephants with just a convenient bag, and so on.

All the physical skills of human beings are changing with the change of the environment, and they are extremely powerful, and it is okay to eat arsenic like a steamed bun - just cigarettes, can it be regarded as wool?

Therefore, there is a reason why Yang Xiao is drunk to such a point.

Fortunately, after the above song ended at this time, Lord Fei began a new round of speeches.

Except for the staff who drove the boat, almost everyone gathered on it, looking at the old man who was obsessed with charity with reverence, listening to every word he said, of course, no one would come down to "disturb" Yang Xiao's drunkenness.

I don't know how long it took, Yang Xiao finally woke up leisurely from the incomparable pain of preferring to die ten thousand times rather than get drunk again.

Above, there happened to be applause.

This is the big guy's return salute when he bowed to the Quartet at the end of Lord Fei's speech.

When Yang Xiao passed out drunk, the cigarette fell to the ground, which had naturally burned out and turned into a long white-gray column.

"After that, I will never smoke again."

Yang Xiao covered his throat with his right hand, coughed lightly, and sat up.

He was really scared just now.

In a coma, he was like being choked by a powerful demon, and no matter how strong he was, he couldn't exert any strength.

At that time, let alone a master like Li Nannan, even a random yellow-bearded companion could cut his throat with a knife.

A generation of King Xuanyuan will die without turning a blind eye.

Thankfully, none of this happened.

No yellow-bearded companion appeared, and Li Nannan in the room did not come out.

After smoking and getting drunk, the thief who is difficult to recover is fast, but the recovery is also very fast.

After Yang Xiao's heartbeat was normal, any discomfort disappeared, he reached out and picked up Yellowbeard's left hand, and with a gentle grip, the crisp sound of fracture sounded.

"Good."

After making sure that his strength was not damaged in the slightest, Yang Xiao was completely relieved, and he didn't see her waving his hand, so he stood up from the ground and slowly pushed the door open a crack.

It's like someone is directing all this, after Yang Xiao woke up, Li Nannan and Female Ham in the room also ended their fierce battle to the death.

Li Nannan lay on her sad back, holding her with both hands, his face on her left shoulder, his eyes closed, his mouth half open, and he breathed heavily.

Henham maintains the man's favorite kneeling pose, and while trying to bear the weight of the man's body on his back, he also leans his face against the carpet, closes his eyes and opens his mouth, and leaves the water like a fish.

However, her snow-white body was still throbbing irregularly.

Crystal sweat slowly trickled down her back, along the two red grains on the snow white that was affected by gravity, and finally dripped onto the blanket.

Gone in a flash.

Her slender legs were blue and purple at this time.

This was twisted and pinched by Li Nannan, who was in the frenzy just now.

Many men will always do such tasteless things when they turn into beasts and bully women.

Of course, Li Nannan's own injuries may be more serious than that of Female Ham.

His left shoulder, right shoulder, arm, and even chest had several ring-shaped tooth marks, and he was still oozing blood.

Judging from the current appearance of this pair of men and women, you can imagine how tragic their hand-to-hand combat was just now.

If you don't die on the spot, it's already good.

As for the base of the female Ham's thigh, there will be blood - after seeing the blood on her leg and on the crisp yellow carpet, Yang Xiao was obviously stunned: "Hey, this woman is actually a virgin?" ”

If in front of the windmill company under Big Ben, Yang Xiao said that Female Ham was a virgin, it is estimated that the whole street would laugh at Big Tooth.

The absolute will take the pastry he just bought, like throwing rotten eggs, and smash it over: "Dead blind man, stop talking nonsense here, get out of here!" You say she's a virgin? Ha, haha, a woman who wears a coat in a vacuum and dares to pull a man casually on the street, and can do things on the spot, will be a virgin? ”

But in reality, this is exactly the case.

Although Yang Xiao is said to be unemployed, he is the most outstanding Chinese medicine saint in the world, and he still has the eyesight to judge whether she is a genuine virgin through the virgin blood of the female Ham.

"Interesting."

said in his heart that it was interesting, but Yang Xiao didn't take it seriously.

Does female Ham have a lot to do with whether she is a virgin or not?

She was able to fight with Li Nannan for so long, purely to "cooperate" with Yang Xiao to observe the process of how human beings reproduce on the spot.

For this reason, he also added something that can cause a woman to "be hit with one shot" in aphrotechnics and medicine, that is, the domineering medicinal properties of this medicine cause a large number of ovulation and eggs in female Ham, who may not be in the ovulation period.

At this time, the pregnancy rate of female Ham was as high as 99.9%.

This medicine is the real cure for female infertility.

However, as for whether the female Ham will then shed the child and give birth to a boy and girl, it has nothing to do with Yang Xiao.

He just wanted to observe the process of human reproduction on the spot, and this kind of material that can make a woman conceive is just out of a serious attitude towards this behavior.

The sound of someone shouting for the auction came from the top of the staircase.

The charity auction of the benevolents has finally officially begun.

Yang Xiao's purpose of risking his life to get on the ship has been perfectly realized, and Li Nannan's sanity in the room has gradually returned to normal, so there is no need for him to "protect the Dharma" here, it is time to go to the deck, blow the sea breeze, and enjoy the beautiful night view of the sea.

Yang Xiao walked away gently.

As he came softly—

Of course Li Nannan didn't know.

But before he opened his eyes, he slowly remembered what had just happened.

He a woman.

It is a thousand pillows with jade arms, and thousands of people with red lips.