"Babble, there's someone in the car ......"

Shi Mengyao stretched out her hand to take the co-pilot's mobile phone, but she saw a man sitting in her car, and that faint smile was even more terrifying than a ghost!

"Ah...... Hell! ”

After screaming twice, Shi Mengyao was about to run out of the car door.

However, a big hand grabbed Shi Mengyao to death, only to see Ye Qiu salute with one hand, and said in a voice like a heavenly voice, "Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor Dao is the eldest disciple of Taiyi Zhenren, Xiaoyi Zhenren, seeing that you are in difficulty, I will go down to the mortal world to help you!" ”

"Ah, Daxian, you really come down from the sky, no wonder I just hit you and it's okay."

Shi Mengyao's originally frightened face turned into a surprise directly, and the little hand held Ye Qiu excitedly and said.

Ye Qiu rolled her eyes, looking at this woman dressed up quite fashionably, and her appearance was also first-class and beautiful, so she said that she was a nonsense from the heavenly court, and she believed it?

And it's noon, the sun, it's fortunate to meet your own skills, if it's an ordinary person, you have to be crippled if you don't die like this.

Ye Qiu originally wanted to warn Shi Mengyao and let her not drive so violently in the future, but she didn't expect that this woman was really stupid, she could believe whatever she said!

Nima, fortunately she didn't say that she was Erlang God, otherwise this stupid woman would have to take a third look!

Whoa!

Just when Ye Qiu was too lazy to play, she heard the sound of Shi Mengyao flipping through her bag, and saw her take out a paper and pen from her bag with an excited face, hand it over and say, "Daxian, can you please help me sign a name?!" ”

"You..... Nothing wrong with it, right? ”

Ye Qiu couldn't cry or laugh, you really treat me as a great immortal!

"Huh? You're not a great immortal! ”

Shi Mengyao's beautiful eyes widened, and she looked at Ye Qiu helplessly and said.

"Daxian, you are big, you can see clearly what I look like Daxian!"

Ye Qiu was completely speechless to Shi Mengyao, Nima, this woman's nerves are made of rice noodles across the bridge, right? ?

It's okay to be coarse!

"Oh, then I just bumped into you, why are you like you're nothing."

Shi Mengyao knew that Ye Qiu was not a great immortal, and her joy suddenly disappeared halfway, and she asked angrily.

"I'll go, this woman looks so fashionable, what kind of feudal thoughts are in her head, you just bumped into your brother, and it looks like your brother has turned you."

Thinking of this, Ye Qiu also looked at Shi Mengyao very unhappily and said, "Since you all know that you hit someone, isn't it time to talk about the future?" ”

"What's next? Aren't you dead, talk about the aftermath. ”

This time, it was Shi Mengyao's turn to roll her eyes at Ye Qiu.

"I said big beauty, if it weren't for my good skills, good character, and handsomeness, I escaped your killer driving skills, don't you think you have to compensate me for anything?"

Ye Qiu really wanted to give Shi Mengyao a big chestnut, so he didn't want to be on the road.

"But are you alright?"

Shi Mengyao also questioned Ye Qiu with her hands on her hips.

"That's because you didn't see it!"

"Then where do you say it hurts?"

Ye Qiu knew that the woman in front of him was also a tendon, so he had to change around and said, "My body is not injured, it doesn't mean that my soul is not traumatized, you just scared me a lot, it made me feel very bad, a bad mood will naturally affect the skin, if the skin is bad, it will naturally not be handsome, how can I pick up a girl if I am not handsome, you understand now!" ”

"Wow, you have such a sense of humor!"

Shi Mengyao was immediately amused by Ye Qiu.

"Humor, you big-headed ghost, I want to be humorous and tease beautiful women, an ugly woman like you, it affects my appetite when I see it."

Ye Qiu didn't say a word to Shi Mengyao.

"You're the first man in my life to say I'm ugly, what's your name, can we be friends?!"

Shi Mengyao blinked her big eyes and looked at Ye Qiu curiously.

At this time, in Ye Qiu's opinion, Shi Mengyao was shirking her responsibility, but Shi Mengyao's growing environment since she was a child determined that she really didn't have a friend, she really felt that Ye Qiu was very special and made friends.

"Okay, I'm not bad for your money, I don't think it's easy for you to make money, just drive carefully in the future!"

"Why?"

"How can there be so many whys, SpongeBob SquarePants, Sanyou Lana!"

Ye Qiu said with a disgusted look on his face, and was about to go to the car door.

At this time, Shi Mengyao finally couldn't control the doubts in her heart and asked, "You don't know me?" ”

"Why should I know you? Funny ......"

"Are you sure you really didn't see my face somewhere? Oh, people talk to you, what kind of car door do you drive. ”

Shi Mengyao pursed her lips and couldn't help but drag Ye Qiu back, and now the two of them looked at each other directly.

Ye Qiu looked at Shi Mengyao's eyes as big as clams, and quipped, "I've seen it, it's like I've seen you, like I've seen you in a love action movie in a certain country." ”

"You say I'm a photographer = sex = movie? Phew, if I go to shoot a photo album with Shi Mengyao, even if it sells for 100,000, no, it's 1 million, there will be a lot of broken heads and rush to ask for it. ”

"You are like this, you give me ten yuan, and I will sleep with you for almost the same."

“.......”

Shi Mengyao only felt speechless that there were 100,000 fierce horses galloping overhead!

I'm a superstar, you still want me to stick ten dollars upside down and sleep with you?

What kind of eyesight do you have!!

"Okay, okay, I don't have to lose your money, what are you still rambling about here." Ye Qiu said to Shi Mengyao angrily.

"If you look closely, you really don't know me?"

Shi Mengyao was still struggling with this topic.

"I can swear to the Sun Father, I really, really, really, haven't seen you."

Ye Qiu spread his hands and said.

"Okay then...... Since you forgave me so generously, I'll treat you to a meal another day and apologize to you, but I accidentally bumped into you today. Shi Mengyao said to Ye Qiu.

"First eat, then drink, then pop, I am still a virgin holding grass!" Ye Qiu looked at Shi Mengyao with a disgusted expression.

"Can you please stop being so narcissistic, how I am....."

The waterfall sweat in Shi Mengyao's heart, how many rich sons and powerful second generations have cut their heads and want to have a meal with themselves, and he still dislikes me?

If you don't know my Shi Mengyao, forget it, it's still such a stinky fart, if it weren't for the fact that this girl saw that you had a bit of a humorous cell, she wouldn't have said a word to you, hum!

"You're not hungry, why are you grabbing my chest, don't you know that a man's Mi = Mi = head is very sensitive, and it's easy to call!"

Ye Qiu first looked at Shi Mengyao, then lowered her head and hinted at her hand with her eyes, which was resting on her chest.

"You ......"

Shi Mengyao wanted to hit someone angrily, but still smiled sweetly, "Otherwise, you don't know me, you don't like me, it's okay, but there are many big beauties and big stars around me, there is always one you like, do you want me to introduce you to you?" ”

I have to say that Shi Mengyao's appearance is indeed very beautiful, no worse than Han Chuxue, and Shi Mengyao has an Athenian noble temperament, which makes her already impeccable face, and adds a taste of arrogance, which is still diva-level!

Hearing this, how did Ye Qiu hear it, and how did he feel that these words were a little familiar?

"I'm not interested in you, and I'm even less interested in your friends." Ye Qiu shook his head and said.

Shi Mengyao is about to collapse, she is a big star, she is a heartthrob, she is a diva-level big star!!

met a man today, not only did he not know himself, but he also disliked himself, how could Shi Mengyao not collapse......

"People just want to get to know you, be friends, you ....."

Shi Mengyao said as she spoke, her big clam eyes suddenly narrowed into a line, and tears rushed out, "Woo woo..... What kind of person are you, someone is a girl anyway, if you don't agree, forget it, why do you have to give someone a step down, I'm not alive, woo woo woo ......"

Emma!

How can this woman cry and say, don't you just not agree to eat with you, do you want to not put your tears in water!

"I've convinced you, so I've been really busy lately, I'll give me the mobile phone number, and we'll contact you later."

Ye Qiu couldn't see a woman crying the most, so he had to propose this quid pro quo.

"Wow, that's great! Banzai! ”

Shi Mengyao immediately dried away her tears, and screamed with her hands up.

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