Do I have a license to kill? No, but that doesn't stop me from bragging. There was once an opportunity in front of me, and that was to join King Ji's camp and become a member of his organization, so that I could have a license to kill. But I didn't join. Because I don't want to be a dog. So I'm still a good person.

Hearing my murder permit, that Xiong Feng and Lei Xiaolei were also a little confused, especially Xiong Feng, thinking that with a mental illness permit, he could be coaxed at school, who knew that now when he heard me say that there was still this murder permit, he was just staring, and his eyeballs were about to fall off.

"You brag." Xiongfeng despised me fiercely, and then said hatefully, "Xiao Qiu, what's your name, you came here on the first day of transfer, and you dare to beat me." ”

"You don't have the quality, you like to play so much, I'll let you play." I strode over and patted Xiong Feng on the shoulder, and then Xiong Feng was on the ground like a log, and both of his feet were dented.

Lei Xiaolei was dumbfounded, too amazing, too hot, she really believes that I am a hidden boss now, domineering is not not exposed, but a luxurious low-key, looking at me with glowing eyes, she was enthusiastic and didn't want to come and hug me; "You're still the most powerful, what little overlord, it's all idiots."

"You, you bastard, what did you do to me." Xiong Feng tried to take his feet off the ground, but it was all in vain.

"I was going to get your cock down the dirt road, but I thought I was too cruel, so you should bask in the sun here first." I still said very kindly, turned around and left.

Lei Xiaolei followed me behind and said very curiously; "Chen San, you just said that you want to beat Xiong Feng's cock to the ground, is it really okay like this? Brag about it. ”

"I never brag." I said with a serious face, "Just harden him, it's a simple thing." ‘

"Awesome, awesome." Lei Xiaolei was overjoyed. "Chen San, I've decided to do something now." Very serious and happy.

"What?"

"I'm going to be your girlfriend." Lei Xiaolei proudly announced, "From now on, I, as one of the beauties of the school's school flowers, want to be your girlfriend, you must be happy, don't hold back, laugh to your heart's content, you know, there are many people chasing me at school, I am the most popular girl in the first year of high school, when your girlfriend gives you a long face." ”

I glanced at Lei Xiaolei, then smiled and said; "Do you think I'm laughing?"

"You're not laughing, what are you?" Lei Xiaolei looked at me with a very depressed look, isn't his charm enough? It's impossible, how many boys want to soak themselves, it's really not bragging.

I took out my phone, opened the photo, and handed it to her. 'What do you think of the girls here?' “

Lei Xiaolei looked at it, and then glared, very strange, there are a few girls in the photos here, mature, royal sister's, young women similar, Lori's, everything.

"Where did you get this wool from?" Lei Xiaolei said in surprise, "There shouldn't be any plastic surgery, I can see it." ”

"It's all my girlfriends." I look serious, I don't brag, I don't regret it, Niu Su, Jinhua, Aunt Hong, etc., just take one out, you can second Xiaolei.

"You're lying, you don't want me to be your girlfriend, you just say it." Lei Xiaolei pointed at me a little angrily and said. "How can there be such a thing as you, I sent it to the door by myself, you have the photos of me, is it interesting for you to download these photos from the Internet?"

I scratched my hair, this is downloaded? It's real people, and while these women are great, well, I'm very good, but I decided that I, as a man, were going to overthrow them. A man just wants to wake up and take control of the world, and sleep on the knees of beautiful people.

What are rivers and lakes? That is, to drink the strongest wine, sleep with the most beautiful woman, kill the most powerful enemy, and step on the most arrogant opponent, this is the true nature of a man.

As for Lei Xiaolei saying that I was bragging, there is no way, I am such a high-profile person, especially in the face of a woman, my vanity is still big.

I'll go to the teacher first, and then go back to class, don't follow me." "I said, Lei Xiaolei is still a child, his hair has not grown, and he is also Brother Lei's niece, and his figure is average, but am I the kind of person who will do it casually? Acquaintances can't do it, I have to stick to this principle.

"Okay, if you are ruthless, the boy I fancy will not want to escape from my hands." Lei Xiaolei said with great ambition. "I'll catch you up, wait."

Lei Xiaolei went upstairs first.

I oh, it seems to be very ambitious, it's really fake. I also went upstairs and came to an office in my sophomore year, the door was open, I knocked on the door, and then a male teacher called me in. I glanced at it and asked; "Excuse me, is the teacher of the sophomore class here?"

"You said Teacher Han, she just went out, wait a few minutes." The male teacher looked a little obscene and replied to me.

I nodded, and sat down to wait for Mr. Han, what is this homeroom teacher like?

"Hey, why did you sit down?" This lewd male teacher stared at me very much, as if it was a very rude thing for me to sit down.

I'm even more strange, I don't know when Mr. Han will come back, if it's an hour, do you want me to stand here? And if you go to a chair like this, you can't sit on it, it's like a teacher's chair, and students can't do it.

I still sat in my chair and said lazily; "I'm a little tired, teacher."

"Stand up, stand up." The lewd teacher shouted, 'This is the place you can do?' This is the teacher's office, you go outside for a walk, don't sit here, the impact is not good. ‘

I'm still a very honest person sometimes, so I asked; "Bad influence? What's wrong with the impact, teacher, isn't this okay? ”

"Yo, you student still dare to talk back." The obscene teacher said angrily. "You're still not a student, don't you know how to respect teachers."

I'm going to your uncle's, is this going to be on the line? I respect my teacher very much, but it also depends on who the other person is.

I laughed and didn't speak.

Seeing me talking, he didn't go out, and the obscene teacher felt that his face was a little unbearable, and stood up, and walked a few steps in front of me to look at me condescendingly.

"What's your name? I'm going to rebel. What is this place? This is the teacher's office. Stand up now, get out, and if you want to be informed by the whole school, I'll help you do that. The obscene teacher said with an awe-inspiring face.

I laughed, don't do it, it's the first day I've been reporting, and that's what I'm doing. I sighed and said; "Okay, the teacher is still you." Forget it, I'm the most low-key person, and then stand up.

The lewd teacher gave me a victorious smile and looked at me as if looking at me. At this time, the head teacher Teacher Han is back, I took a look, I didn't expect this head teacher to be very good-looking, white skin, good figure, bright eyes, long legs, one meter seven, what kind of car model can you go. Actually came to teach? Didn't you get caught up in those unspoken rules, did you? I thought to myself.

"Teacher Han, you're back." The obscene teacher became extremely enthusiastic, and then the idiot went up and said bad things about me, said that I was disrespectful, that I was not a good student, and that I became a bad student anyway.

After listening to this, Teacher Han let out an oh sound, as if he knew a little about the character of this obscene teacher, and did not lose any temper with me, and said to me; "You're Chen San."

I said, "Yes, yes, Mr. Han, I just transferred from the county and came to report today." ”

The obscene teacher is depressed and incomprehensible; "You're from the county seat? Isn't it, Mr. Han, is our school recruiting students from the county? All of them were local students, so no wonder this student was so rude. ”

I'm laughing again, uncle is not as knowledgeable as you.

"Chen San, welcome to my class," Teacher Han still welcomed my arrival, which must be the same as the obscene teacher.

Then Mr. Han led me to the first class of the second year of high school.

Teacher Han and I went to the podium.

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is a new student in our class, everyone applauds and welcomes."

The applause was a little, but not very enthusiastic.

"New classmate, please introduce yourself." Teacher Han said to me.

I nodded, glanced at the classmates below, I heard that No. 1 Middle School is a famous school, and there are many good students here, it seems that my arrival seems to make them disdainful.

"Hello everyone, I am a new classmate, my name is Chen San, I am very happy to be a new classmate with you, please take care of me in the future, thank you." I smiled, then bowed.

Teacher Han took the lead in applauding.

Everyone applauded.

"Chen San, well, you sit with Zhou Zhaoming." Teacher Han pointed to a location.

"Good teacher. 、”

I got off the podium, and my tablemate was Zhou Zhaoming, a little fat, with a round face, and an honest look.

Teacher Han arranged for me to leave after that, and this was a self-study class.

"Your name is Chen San." Zhou Zhaoming said to me with a smile. "Welcome to our class, are you eating?"

Took out the potato chips.

I shook my head; "Thanks, no, no."

"Isn't there something in your family?" Zhou Zhaoming inquired, "Generally, our school does not recruit transfer students from other places. ”

I'll just fool around; "Well, it's a bit related, one of my relatives is from the Education Bureau, so, you know."

Zhou Zhaoming said; "I knew it was like that."

"Well, if there is anything that needs to be taken care of in the future, you can take care of it." I said with a smile.

"No problem, no problem, I'm asking in this school." Zhou Zhaoming said. "Any gossip, I can help you find out."

"Oh, then, do you know Lei Xiaolei," I couldn't help asking.

"Huh. How are you this little thunder? ”

"When I came up just now, I heard a lot of people talking about her." I flickered.

"Oh, that's it, Lei Xiaolei is a celebrity in the first year of high school." Zhou Zhaoming said like a paparazzi, "The family background is very good, and there are many boys who want to chase her, but none of them succeeded, what is Xiong Feng, the most powerful suitor." ”

I laughed, Bear Wind? I'll make you a bear.

As for this, Mr. Han came and told me to go out.

I walked out of the classroom and went to the office with Mr. Han. The office has a man in a suit, dressed as a very successful person. At this moment, his face was full of anger, as if he was going to kill someone, and as soon as I looked at this man's face, I knew that he was Xiong Feng's father, that is, what kind of lawyer.

Pretty fast, isn't it? I thought I'd have to wait half an hour.

"It's you bastard who got my son Xiong Feng into the dirt." Xiong Gao immediately pointed to my nose and said. "Say, what do you do?"

I laughed. But for Teacher Han and Teacher Lewd, planting people in the soil is a little too bizarre, is this a joke?

"Is your son up?" I smiled and asked, "Also, don't point your finger at others, it was your son who provoked me first, he said that he was mentally ill and could kill me, of course I have to teach him a lesson." ”

"Mr. Xiong, why are you here?" Director Pan, a sophomore in high school, walked in.

"Director Pan, you are here just in time, I just happened to talk to you about things." Xiong Gao immediately told me about the beating I had just done, and said it as if it were true, turning all the faults into mine, and turning his son Xiong Feng into a good student.

"Teacher Han, look, I'll just say that a student who transfers, the quality is definitely not good, and he will beat someone on the first day." The lewd teacher sneered at me over there, "It's a black sheep." ”

"You're transferred." Director Pan's face was very dark, and he asked me.

"Yes." I replied.

Teacher Han said anxiously: "This should be a misunderstanding, by the way, Chen San, you go and pull that Xiong Feng up now." ”

Mr. Pan thinks that I can transfer in, and I must have some background, through my relatives' side, but Mr. Xiong is a barrister and has a deep relationship, so he must help Lawyer Xiong.

"Chen San, you, a student, came here to report on the first day, and you did such a thing, are you a student or not?" Teacher Pan said sternly, "Now, immediately apologize to Mr. Xiong." ”

"Don't apologize yet, get my son out first." Xiong Gao said through gritted teeth.

"Okay then."

I shrugged my shoulders.

A few of us went downstairs.

"Dad, that's what forced me, you sue him and send him to prison." Xiong Feng, this guy, shouted when he saw me coming down.

"Son, don't worry, I will go through the judicial process. Xiong Gao glared at me fiercely. "Don't get my son out yet."

"Oh."

I laughed, this kind of person is really okay, and they still go through the judicial process with me?

I directly grabbed Xiong Feng's hair and pulled it out, Xiong Feng screamed in pain, but he also came out.

"Yours."

Xiong Feng, this kid is really bold enough, as soon as he comes up, he kicks over.

Yo, this kid is really not afraid of death, thinking that his father can come and start a pen. I'm low-key, so I have to be high-profile, right?

Dodging slightly, the kick missed, and then I grabbed Xiong Feng's hair and quickly headed towards the football field.

"Dad, save me." Xiong Feng shouted bitterly. "Chen San, let go."

"You're crazy."

"Chen San, I order you to let go."

I pretended not to hear, I was deaf, and after pulling this Xiong Feng to the football field, I directly patted one of Xiong Feng's acupuncture points, and then Xiong Feng's face changed, this, this, what's going on below?

"I like to play so much, come on." I slapped him on the back with one hand, and Xiong Feng fell, and then Xiong Feng let out an even more miserable cry than before.

"Son, son." Xiong Gao hurriedly helped his son up.

"Dad, don't move, don't move, I'm in pain." Xiong Feng cried. "Dad, don't move, don't pull me up."

Xiong Gao felt a little strange, didn't he just fall? What's going on?

"Son, you, what's wrong with you?" asked Xiong Gao.

"Dad, me, my cock is in the dirt." Xiong Feng replied with a crying voice.

Xiong Gao; “.....”

Director Pan: "....."

Teacher Han: "......"

lewd teachers; “.....”