Meat and Dan can say that Zuo Qiang's small body is flat with one finger, why let him be our boss?

Yu Qiang glanced at him and said, "You are fatter than a mouse, you go and try to beat him." ”

Everyone laughed, and Meat Ball said embarrassedly, "Rats are an exception." I'm telling you, rats are mixed, and that's certainly different. "In the eyes of the dormitory people, I am already recognized as the strongest combat power of 309. In fact, they don't know that the strongest combat power is 306, and it is not a problem for me to do both bricks. Brick is now very low-key, just a good student who studies hard, and is unlikely to attract anyone's attention except for a strange outfit. Yu Qiang said again: "Forget it, Zuo Qiang is good to me, and I can't beat people for nothing." ”

I asked him, "Yu Qiang, do you want to be the boss?" If you want to, I've got a solution. ”

Yu Qiang looked at me: "You say." ”

"In fact, it is not easy to establish friendship between people, but turning the other cheek may be a matter of one or two sentences." I told them the story of Lai Scar's beating in the toilet, and then said, "There's nothing easier in this world than finding faults." We fought with Xie Bin, and the movement was so big, Zuo Qiang will definitely come over tomorrow to deal with it. When the time comes, no matter what he does, you will be dissatisfied, and you will try your best to find fault with him, forcing him to turn his face, and it will be natural for us to kill him. ”

These words were unanimously agreed by everyone. Rou Dan smiled and said, "It's still a mouse." ”

I smiled and didn't speak, and that was pediatrics to me. I looked at Yu Qiang again and said, "How is it?" Can you do it? ”

Yu Qiang was silent, as if he was lost in thought. I threw him a cigarette, he sat up and took two puffs, and said, "It's a good way, but what about Sun Kai?" Zuo Qiang was promoted by Sun Kai, if we do Zuo Qiang......"

I said: "Why Zuo Qiang can be the boss is not because he has a good relationship with Sun Kai!" You have been drinking with Zuo Qiang and Sun Kai these days? You also go to have a relationship with Sun Kai, you should send money and money, and you should do what you should do. ”

Actually, I originally wanted to say that Sun Kai would do it when he came to find it, but considering Yu Qiang's receptivity, he had to change his way. Yu Qiang thought about it carefully, and finally threw the cigarette butt to the sole of his foot and crushed it, and said fiercely: "Okay, just do it!" ”

After making up their minds, everyone was very excited, and the meat and eggs even screamed happily. When other students come to NSU, they all want to study hard and find a good job after graduation. It's good for us to think about how to be the boss all day long, kill this and kill that. In fact, for men, there is a dream of fighting horses in their hearts, and the key is whether they have the opportunity to be stimulated.

Some people are excited, some people are afraid. Brother Peng is better, his personality is relatively calm, and he can suppress the scene. Zheng Fei kept chattering: "Are you really going to do it?" Are you really going to do it? Rou Dan patted him and said, "Of course I have to do it, when Yu Qiang becomes the boss of the freshman, I can help you snatch Hao Jiajia back." Brother Xiaomi is just good at mixing in the Department of Industry and Commerce, and he is not the boss of the Department of Industry and Commerce! Zheng Fei was happy when he heard it, and said with great morale: "Then let's do it, then let's do it!" Brother Xiaomi! Rou Dan said: "You still call him Brother Xiaomi?" Call him Millet Dog! Zheng Fei followed and said, "Mmmm, millet dog, let's kill this millet dog." ”

When they were making trouble, only I said quietly: "Huang Xin, if you reveal half a word about tonight's incident, I promise to make your life worse than death." Everyone fell silent suddenly, and then remembered that Huang Xin, a dog-legged, was still in the bedroom. We're talking about confidential matters, and he's at odds with us, and if we go outside and talk nonsense, we'll not be able to eat and walk away.

Huang Xin said: "Don't worry, I won't say it, I have long looked at Sun Kai unpleasantly." ”

"That's fine." I didn't say anything more. After such a conversation between the two of us, the warm atmosphere in the dormitory just now cooled down. Everyone is doing their own thing, some reading books and some looking at mobile phones. Rou Dan didn't speak for a long time, holding a mobile phone and tinkering with it. I asked him what he was doing, and Rou Dan grinned and said if he didn't tell you, I knew he was texting Xiaoman. I've been playing with meat balls more and more these days, because I think this guy is so fun. I jumped out of bed and ran to the meat egg bed to mess with him, scrambling to see his mobile phone text messages. In the end, the meat couldn't resist me, so I had to give me my phone. I was angry when I saw it, Rou Dan was indeed chatting with Xiaoman by text message, but most of them were talking about me and Xiaoxin, and the two of them agreed that Xiaoxin and I were husband and wife, and they wanted to make us a couple anyway! This unlucky thing, I'm really angry, it's really a means to soak Xiaoman!

I held up my mobile phone and announced on the spot that I was going to confess for him, asking everyone if they supported it. After such a fuss at night, everyone knew that Rou Dan was pursuing a girl, and all the choices agreed without hesitation. Meat Egg howled to grab the mobile phone, but under my order, Yu Qiang, Brother Peng, and Zheng Fei all came over to press Meat Ball. I have to say that Roudan's strength is quite strong, and he struggled desperately, but under Yu Qiang's suppression, Rou Dan still couldn't move. But I deliberately shouted: "I can't hold it back, Huang Xin, what are you doing, hurry up and come over to help?" ”

When Huang Xin heard this, he immediately jumped out of bed and helped hold down the meat and eggs together. Everyone was in a very high mood, laughing non-stop, and no one cared about Huang Xin and us being wrong. Meat and Dan scolded, but the more he scolded, the happier we became. I feel that the estrangement between Huang Xin and everyone has suddenly disappeared at this moment. When they pressed the meat ball, I edited the text message to Xiao Man, of course, it was very, very sensual: Xiao Man, in fact, I always wanted to say, from the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you, can you be my girlfriend? If I am honored, I swear to God that I will be good to you for the rest of your life.

I deliberately wrote Meat Ball, not his big name. I read it while I posted it, and I almost made everyone laugh to death. After I finished posting, I made an "OK" gesture, and everyone laughed and stopped. Because they were afraid of retaliation, they all ran back to their beds as soon as possible. After going to bed, everyone still kept laughing. Laughter is contagious, and you can't stop for a while. Rou Dan jumped out of bed and grabbed my phone, anyway, I had already finished sending it, so I gave it to him. Rou Dan took the mobile phone, teased for a while and said, "My uncle, did you really send it out?" ”

I said, "And what else is fake?" I've always been very efficient, so now you just wait for Xiaoman to text you back. ”

Rou Dan was nervous, and kept looking at his phone, waiting for Xiao Man to text him back. The more nervous the meatballs, the happier we became, laughing in bed. Rou Dan scolded: "You laugh, laugh as much as you want, wait for me to get out of singleness, and see if you still laugh or not." I'll be the first one in this dormitory to get out of singleness, and you grandchildren will secretly hide under the covers all day long. ”

Because the meat and eggs are usually cheap, so everyone jokes with him more ruthlessly, some say that Xiao Man can take a fancy to your sow can go up the tree, and some say that Xiao Man is thinking about how to reject you if he doesn't reply to the text message for a long time, anyway, how to hit him. Everyone was talking about being happy, and Yu Qiang said, "Mouse, accompany me to the toilet." I knew he had something to say, so I jumped out of bed and went out with him. The two of us went to the toilet, looked at no one around, and talked while peeing. Yu Qiang said: "Mouse, do you think Huang Xin is reliable?" He can't talk about this at night, can he? ”

I said, "Probably not." I usually observe that Huang Xin was ostracized by us, and he himself felt quite guilty. So I wanted to take the opportunity to pull him over, so I didn't kick him out when I was talking about something, and I deliberately called him when I was playing with Meat Egg just now. After all, it's a dormitory, so you can't avoid him all the time. ”

Yu Qiang nodded: "Then observe and observe." ”

Taking this opportunity, I instructed Yu Qiang a few more words, asking him to go to Sun Kai tomorrow morning, and after explaining Sun Kai's side, don't be in a hurry to talk to those freshmen. When Zuo Qiang is killed, he will strike while the iron is hot and say to a few people in the freshman. These freshmen are all wall grass, and whoever is stronger will follow whomever they want, so there is no need to collude with them. Yu Qiang kept nodding his head and said that he understood. After finishing speaking, Yu Qiang looked at me and said: "Mouse, in addition to your good skills, I didn't expect that your mind is also very meticulous. ”

I said in my heart, aren't you talking nonsense, the huge North Park City is included in my bag, and the little Xinxiang University is a hair.

But I said: "How can there be, I have watched too much of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". ”

Yu Qiang said: "I have also watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but I am not as powerful as you." ”

We talked as we went back to our bedroom. Everyone doesn't make a fuss anymore, some read books and some sleep. I also climbed into bed, although the lights were out, but through the sunlight in the corridor, I could still see Meat Dan holding his phone in a daze.

I asked, "Meat and Dan, Xiao Man hasn't replied to the text message yet?" ”

Rou Dan said, "No, maybe I'm sleeping." ”

I thought to myself, I was chatting with you just now, how could you just fall asleep as soon as you confessed. But I said, "Then don't wait, rest early." "Meat and ball" "oh", and turned around. Because he was facing the wall, he didn't know if he was asleep or not. I was ready to go to bed, and before going to bed, I habitually looked at my phone, and there was an unread text message from a strange phone on it.

"Wang Hao, I'm Xiaoxin, what are you doing?"

I thought about it and didn't text back. If she's smart enough, she'll know what I mean. I turned off my phone and pressed it under my pillow, and one last look at Meatball, I saw that his phone was still on.

He was still waiting for a text message.